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[charl0ttan]

charlotte orchiectomy moodboard i made

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[lucasbarton]

[femmefaggot]

they fucking killed travis

[princessnaughtyfins]

You're lost in Karmen territory, confused and alone. You're found by a group of Karmens on patrol, and when they can't get a satisfactory answer for who you are and why you're here ("I don't know" apparently won't cut it), they decide to take you to their leader for more effective questioning. You're tossed before Ormen Karmen like a sack of potatoes, the footsoldier Karmen that brought you here putting a foot to your back to ensure you stay bowed. The large Karmen before you had his back turned, and was busying himself with some sort of spell. "My men found this one surveying the land, sir." He lies with cool confidence, clearly intent on your downfall. Absently, the tyrant flicks a long arm, downing a couple of nearby trees instantly. Your breath catches from the sheer display of power. "Bring it here." Ormen couldn't sound more disinterested as he retracted his arm slowly. He hadn't even bothered to turn around.

The footsoldier did as he was told, and a sickly feeling gnawed in your stomach as you were brought closer to the man that just snapped entire thick trunks like twigs. He glanced over his shoulder, annoyance evident on his face, before he did what you swore was a double take.

"It's pretty. You didn't tell me it was pretty." The footsoldier balked.

"I-"

"Closer. I already said to bring it here. What are you, deaf? Give it." He snapped, not so subtly rewriting the meaning of his previous order in accordance to his newfound interest. Would he have been so adamant had you been anyone else...?

The footsoldier quickly obliged, now acting much more unsure and skittish, much to your satisfaction. No time to focus on that now, however, as you were placed directly in Ormen Karmen's personal space, his long arms hovering over you like prized treasure. He seemed transfixed, and unusually silent.

"Handsome thing, you are. My men usually only find boring things out there." He murmured, his hands and arms closing in on your form. You were quickly entangled, and it was all you could to to grip at the strong arms that looped up and down your body, his hands engulfing your shoulders. He pulled you in close, until you were sure he could hear your heart hammering in your chest. You were blanking, hard. This guy reeked of evil, he practically screamed bad news... so why was he making you feel so warm? "Hmmm... They had their filthy hands all over you. Unruly swine. They will be punished." You could feel the deep rumble of his voice reverberate through your body, and it made your mind go blank for a second. You reflected on your life choices that led to this moment, wondering if there could have been any other ending. It was hard to tell.

What an interesting turn of fate.

😳😳😳😳 OHHHH.... passes away,,,, ouhhshdhdjdjeikejdjdnjdj

[virtuality500]

[usarinnpa]

waow who is that...

Oh!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! Thank you so so so very much!!!!!!!!!!! :)

You have all my grattitude! If there is anything I may do for you, please do not hesitate to let me know. Thank you again, these are absolutely splendid and I love them to bits.

Bat in a jumper :) Dog being exploded for scale!!!!!!

[clonekisser]

HELP

[knightobreath]

wait wait sorry i genuinely thought you made showvember youre telling me you didnt

this ask has been in my inbox since august and i’m only posting it now because it’s my favorite ask ever and i want to save it from the purge.

i did not create showvember, but maybe someday. Maybe someday

[charl0ttan]

hi charlotte, idk if this will help but

i’ll be 30 in a month; when i was 24-26 i remember being worried about my youth too, feeling like i was wasting it because i have not done as much as a lot of other people seem to have

but i don’t see it that way at all anymore, because i don’t feel like 30 or even 40 isn’t youth too, it’s just youth that also has a little more wisdom. it’s youth that can be appreciated :) it’s not the baby youth of being 21, but i think when 80-year-olds talk about youth, they’re talking about feeling physically free of the pains and the slowing down that comes with elderly age, and the knowledge of having so much time still ahead of you

when you’re 40, you’ll still be you, but you’ll know yourself and others better. you’ll know of so many more things and people and places you like, and you’ll still have decades more to plan for :)

im actually tearing up a little. thank you

[xoxoemynn]

I see that you’re having a day so I’m here to say hi, I love you, and that I routinely think about how Where the Daylight Begins is the fic that changed my brain chemistry to the point that I started writing long comments because you packed so many beautiful things into each chapter and I just had to talk about it and tell you that I was having the best time reading it! Thank you for writing and sharing it along with all your other stories!! I hope you have a better rest of your day and the rest of the week is good to you 💗💗💗

CAROLINE I AM 😭😭😭😭😭.

Ugh that just means so much to me. One, just because that fic is so special to me and is probably the one I'm the most vulnerable about? So hearing it impacted you that strongly makes my heart swell. But two, and even more importantly, the fact that you are one of the ELITE commenters in this fandom, like I think there are so many of us whose eyes just well up the second we see you've left a comment and the fact that something I wrote inspired you to be the kind of person who leaves such long, gorgeous, heartfelt comments, I'm just 🥹

That's just what fandom's all about, right? Just people who love the show and its characters so much that they need to have more of it, and then people turning that love back at them, and all that love just grows bigger and more magical and it all builds upon itself and it just matters so much.

Ough, thank you so much, friend. I am cursing the fact we are connected only through screens because there's no way to capture how I saw this image and just started wailing and ugly crying (positive) for an eternity before I was able to even form a semi-coherent response. But this image kind of comes close?

Love you, hugging you, sending you wishes that your pillow always be cold and that there's always an extra $20 in your pocket and that your tummy lets you eat all the sweet treats you want and your head is never hurty and you get absolutely everything you could ever possibly want because that's what you deserve. 💕

[lucasbarton]

[femmefaggot]

genuine euphoria at this

[princessnaughtyfins]

You had been cooped up in that stuffy palace for weeks, now. Not that you didn't enjoy your time there - quite the opposite, actually. Ormen Karmen doted on you endlessly, and you thrived in his affection. You were his rare find… His most precious treasure. The other karmens could seethe and cope at your special treatment all they wanted; at the end of the day, they weren't allowed to touch even a hair on you, lest they face certain doom.

Back to the present, you were currently floating aimlessly in a little body of water you had found. You had managed to slip past all the guards that stood between you and your little slice of aquatic paradise, knowing that it was all Very Not Allowed as per Ormen Karmen's strict, overbearing nature. But, you had a plan: You simply planned to return before he noticed you were gone.

Easy enough… Right?

You blew some bubbles and closed your eye, your tail pushing the water underneath you and propelling you around at a lazy pace. Your gills appreciated the natural soak - Ormen Karmen's bathhouse was nice, but it would never be nearly as connected to nature as the literal outdoors were.

You were just starting to drift off to sleep when you first heard it; the unmistakable stomping of a multitude of Karmen hooves, and you froze. Perhaps it was a regular patrol. Yeah, that's it, it was just a regular patrol and you hadn't run out of-

"FIND HIM. I WANT IT BACK AND I WANT IT NOW."

The bellowing bleat of a command resounded through the area; Ormen Karmen.

This… Wasn't good.

Hastily, you stepped out of the water, wringing your hands nervously. Not out of concern for your safety, no, no… But rather a concern for Ormen's own mental state. How long had he been looking for you? Did he destroy anything in his panic?

"O-Ormen? I'm right here…" Your willed your voice loud enough to reach him, and your efforts were rewarded by the group immediately freezing.

"THERE. IT'S OVER THERE!!"

The tyrant roared, and there was a chorus of hooves headed towards where you stood. You flinched as they surrounded you, before the wall parted to allow a single, tall figure to step forward, his tattered cape fluttering in the wind.

There was an awkward silence as he glowered down at you, and you were about to speak - to utter an apology, to ask if he was mad, something - but you never got the chance to, as arms encircled you with a vengeance. You were pulled against the coarse, wiry fur of his chest, his bony frame belying his inner strength.

He lifted you with ease, squeezing you even tighter as you saw the ground underneath your feet grow more and more distant as he took to the air, a powerful aura of energy enveloping the both of you.

The journey home was incredibly silent. Every time you tried to speak up, Ormen would just hug you even tighter to himself, squeezing the air - and words - out of your lungs.

When you got back to the palace Ormen Karmen immediately headed towards his throne room, slamming the doors closed with the flick of his wrist.

"Ormen, I'm really sorry, I wasn't trying to escape I was going to be right back-"

Before you could finish, you heard the sound of his mask clattering aside before finding yourself smothered in kisses - and the occasional pinch of teeth, to your surprise.

"You. Are. Mine."

He growled each word between the crash of his lips against your body, his hold feeling more desperate, more needy with each passing second.

"You are not to leave my sight, EVER. Do. You. Understand. Me."

His actions were not adding up with his words, however - the intimidation, which would normally terrify anyone else, sent a forbidden electricity down your spine, a familiar excitement whenever Ormen got carried away like this.

"Yes…"

His fingers trailed down your back, gingerly, like he were appraising a fine jewel.

"Yes, what?"

"Y-yes, sir…"

He carded his hands along your gills, pressing them against the sides of your head gently.

"Say it again."

Your breath hitched in your throat, taking a moment to process the command.

"Yes, sir…"

He gave you a self-satisfied smirk, his single eye piercing right through you.

"Good pet."

[sxtystrs]

my stupid loser son my stupid son... sniffles i miss him so bad

[virtuality500]

@themayanswereright put this masterpiece together

[lesbiantorao]