#star wars man...

[thereisnosp00n]

Okay. So I'm finally getting around to reading the Star Wars Legends book Shadow Hunter, and usually with these books the narrator uses different voices for different characters. Sam Witwer decided to use basically his own voice for one of them and I'm like "Huh... well... like... I'm just going to... imagine that character as you I guess????"

So then Darth Maul is trying to track this character down and intimidates a bartender into giving him info about the guy and...

"Describe this Lorn Pavan."

"Tall, muscular. Black filamentous cilia on his scalp but not on his face. Brown ocular pigmentation. The females of his species would probably characterize him as handsome."

Me, wading through all that flowery language to realize they're just describing a good-lookin' dude with black hair and brown eyes:

If you didn't know, this is the narrator.

So the narrator made a choice.™

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[vinamari]

How it feels going to bed after reading some words

It was angst

[ofburntorangesuns]

Rex ol' boy

[zaana]

I drew some old guys

[stealingpotatoes]

Forever thinking about a headcanon I saw where Anakin and Yoda are cornered by pirates and then Yoda starts just starts talking to them in fluent street Huttese with his backwards syntax while Anakin's brain explodes

the only real-world equivalent of that I can think of is it’s like hearing your headmaster/principal speak roadman so

(commission info // tip jar!)

[secretly-a-trekkie]

no pickles?

[prncssguya]

this is my pride and prejudice

[risingmoonyue]

I love it when I scroll through AO3 and I read a good fic, and I’m like “wow!! I can’t believe I didn’t read this before! I’m gonna bookmark this!”

But I did

It was already bookmarked

Which means I read it, liked it, saved it, then read it for the first time again because I completely forgot it existed

Benefits of the occasional goldfish brain

[storminormins]

Happy final Bad Batch Eve, it's been an honor boyos

[jedi-starbird]

'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'

No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.

(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)

[graye]

Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.

[cloned-eyes]

:')

also shout out to those lovely anons

[pluvionpc]

a single mom padmé idea that’s been living in my brain lately

[ note: the clothing inspiration for these designs were taken from bedouin, tuareg, iranian, and saudi arabian references, as well as the original tatooinian designs + padmé’s nieces in the aotc cut scenes. i wanted my version of tatooine to more accurately reflect what desert cultures look like in the real world and just be more practical in general ]

[lacebird]

"You lack conviction."

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN on the set of AHSOKA (2023-)

[deddav]

Sleep well, General 💤