#star wars joke

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[techs-goggles9902]

99 followers!!! No idea why but thank you all!!!! Love all of you except the bots that message me ❤️

[noonemournthewicked]

Why was Han Solo so suspicious of Princess Leah after they had sex?

Because it was Luke Warm

[wileycap]

AITA for striking my (M43) son (M20) when he rejected me as his father?

I understand that the title might have you thinking the worst, but please hear me out.

I didn't have a relationship with my son for basically all his life. This was due to my circumstances at the time: I went through a major personal tragedy and was severely injured, to the point of being on life support. To this day I have a lot of issues with my health.

I recently reconnected with my son. I immediately invited him to meet my boss (M92), in hopes that I could set him up with a job opportunity. I feel that this is significant. As far as I know, my son has been working in menial jobs in agriculture, but then apparently chose to leave that life and - to my shock - join a criminal syndicate.

I felt as if getting a good government job would be a way to turn over a new leaf in his life, especially given his past. However, he immediately became combative. I attempted to give him some guidance in managing his emotions, but he rejected that as well.

I'm sad to say that the argument became physical. Some blows were exchanged, but in the end, I was angry enough to strike him. I immediately felt very bad, and decided to offer him the government job on the spot. He rejected me again, and chose to leave very abruptly. I haven't had any contact with him since.

So, AITA?

Edit: Yes, I admit that to call it striking him was an understatement. To clarify, I cut off his hand.

Edit: However, I feel like it should be stated that I myself am a quadruple amputee and we have excellent healthcare.

Edit: I did not immediately identify myself as his father when we met. I think this was my mistake. I think he would have been much more receptive of my message had I done so. As it stands I only told him of our relationship after I had struck him.

Edit: My wife is not in the picture. To my knowledge she passed before his birth.

[artdonalldson]

Advice of the day: if your man starts dressing up like this be careful

[olyoyl]

[padmestrilogy]

popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”

[mroddmod]

i’m still hoping for a CX-2/tech reveal, if for nothing else than to see this scene play out

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[lacebird]

"What would you prefer?"

AHSOKA (2023-) | 1.05 Shadow Warrior

[snotbuggle]

Poor Mom does not have the time for this conversation right now, and Omega could’ve sworn that everyone in Star Wars was supposed to lose their hand at one point in time.

[oifaaa]

"Why would Padme choose Anakin when Obi-wan was right there" Shut Up Maybe the fact that Padme did choose Anakin and agreed to marry him after a week should tell you a wee bit more about what type of person Padme is

[whomst-the-hell]

when i learned jedi kids r raised communally i suddenly understood the anakin | obi wan conflict so much better omg its only child vs kid with like 8 siblings. obi wan is like anakin ur so fckn stupid (smiles fondly) and anakin is like he thinks im stupid 😡

[chiliger]

Vod’ika’s first wildlife simulator 🦖

Ref image below cut

[stealingpotatoes]

Hey! What do you think of the Cal Kestis being Obitine's secret lovechild AU? I would never want it to be canon, but it is fun to think about. I can just imagine Bo-Katan visiting Cal and just being like...

Bo-Katan: Are you Cal Kestis?

Cal: Yes...?

Bo-Katan: Well it turns out you are the secret heir to the throne of Mandalore...

*cue Din trying to shove the darksaber into Cal's hands*

counterpoint, just hear me out for a second

[theduckboy]

where have i seen this episode before