#star wars funnies

[cloneloverrrrr]

Sorry whoever made this hats off to ya 😂😂😂😂😂

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

[cloneloverrrrr]

😭😭😭😭 I’m not sure why I found this so hilarious

It’s been a long night I am D Y I N G for some caf someone go grab Fox for me 💁🏻‍♀️

[awolfnamedluna]

@ashalunderscore

space catholic “will my dog go to heaven” since droids don’t have a force signature

inspired by the last paragraph of this post lmao

[aspiring-spellcaster]

New Star Wars reaction image just dropped

[padmestrilogy]

best scene in the prequels is when anakin and padme have just landed on naboo & padme goes “hmm being a childqueen might’ve fucked me up a bit” and anakin, former 9yo slave separated from his mom, confronted for perhaps the first time with the idea that childhood trauma effects you later in life, goes “nuh uh”

[firealder2005]

NO POOR LUKE :(

What would TL4J think if they watched the sequels (as an AU reaction type thing)?

(commission info // tip jar!)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[no1kylorenfan]

creds: people on pinterest

[supertaliart]

You know when you forget to put away something that ends up in your selfie?

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, Master Kenobi is lying to you!

Anakin: ?...yeah? He does that? Lying is Obi-Wan's favourite sport. Bant told me that he was dropped on his head by Master Qui-Gon when he was a child and Master Qui-Gon was really tall, so the fall shook loose some things in his brain and now Obi-Wan is allergic to giving straight answers. It took me 3 years to figure out his favourite colour. and his birthday. 5 to figure out that he's allergic to shellfish. I once told a restaurant that Obi-Wan can't have shrimp and he told me to "stop giving information to the enemy". I've made a game of it really.

Palpatine: *muttering under his breath* ok try using shrimp next time

Anakin: what?

Palpatine: Nothing!

[freeshavacado]

I’m so sad.

[firealder2005]

#pls this is so accurate#you get it op you get it#dinluke#the mandalorian#luke skywalker#luke threatening to use the force but then just punching boba with bare hands 10/10 no notes

Luke: I DON'T NEED THE FORCE TO FUCK A BITCH UP!!!!

[lowkeloki]