#star wars commander thorn

[denimscotch]

The things one does for caf… (Fox appreciates it don’t listen to him)

[bittercafanddatapads]

You said in one of your earlier responses that Thorn knows how you like your caf. How DO you like your caf???

The caf they usually get shipped, in reality, only hardly qualifies as caf. But, when it came to masquerading as the hot(or iced, he knew some of the Corries preferred it that way) beverage and serving as a good pick-me-up on those long nights- it did the job just fine. It was overly bitter, and tasted like it'd been ground from ash with an underlying taste of chocolate exposing a lazy attempt to hide it. It was tolerable, better with creams or sugar, but those were limited. Aside from Fox's really-not-so-secret secret stash. No one touched it, unless you wanted to face your brothers scrutiny- or, even worse, Fox's discontent. and when did that even stop Thorn, really? Before Fox could fully finish considering his answer, bucket tilting with the start of a sentence, he was interrupted by the "swisssh" of a door sliding open. Now, he was looking off screen at the sudden intrusion. "Second cup of caf with one sugar and a generous spoonful of honey for the Marshal Commander." A humorous comment aired, followed by a pair of armored hands appearing to set a mug of something steaming on the coaster in front of him. "Hot and fresh." "Commander Thorn." His tone came warningly, a finger on the hand closest to the recorder tapping discreetly. There was a pause before door opened again, not closing without a faintly audible chuckle.

Fox's helmet exhaled a brief sigh, glancing forward. Resigned to what must be a very common interaction, he stopped mid-way instinctively reached for his cup, letting his hand fall short. Reluctant to automatically indulge himself while scrutinized by a blinking red light. "...Sweet. I like it sweet."

[secretly-a-trekkie]

A tragedy.

[boggsart]

audio seemed fitting

[ghostymarni]

-a daily within the coruscant guard

[astral-veil]

Happy Spoopy Month

[motherofoompaloompas]

Memes that have definitely been sent to the Corries' group chat

Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5, Pt 6, Pt 7, Pt 8, Pt 9, Pt 10

[amikoroyaiart]

I missed my favourite Coruscant Guards so here is Thorn and Fox!

[blitzink]

a huge project i’ve been working on all semester!

Star Wars The Clone Wars Poster Collection<3

[meshla-cyarika]

[denimscotch]

Commander Thorn seems like he’d be a hugger

The Coruscant guard needs a hugger

[stealthetrees]

Thorn, Stone, and Thire hold an intervention for Fox because his obsession with his supposed conspiracy about the war has gotten to unhealthy levels again so they force him to take a vacation somewhere he can’t disappear to fight gangs and assassins for days on end without sleeping.

They send him to the 501st because Cody can keep an eye on him and Rex, as the batch baby, may have some luck getting him to sleep. Fox decides to make this everyone else’s problem by getting into screaming matches with Anakin over his ability to make battle plans, terrorizing logistics officers, abducting shines into his “spy network” (aka cult, also known as being adopted), and ranting to anyone who will stay still long enough about how palpatine is secretly a sith and is controlling both sides of the war.

Fortunately he calms down a bit when they let him out of the ship onto a battlefield. He’s used to being able to run around Coruscant, which is a giant parkour playground, and doesn’t do well cooped up too long. Unfortunately the battlefield is Umbara.

When Krell gets there Fox tells him he’s shit to his face and pulls out his spreadsheet to prove it. (The spreadsheet is a meticulously crafted document ranking every Jedi general and commander based in multiple factors like casualties, treatment of troops, how the chancellor feels about them, ect. Number 1 is Plo Koon and 2 is Mace Windu. Krell is last, Anakin is second to last.) Rex keeps trying to get Fox not to pick fights with commanding officers and reminds him he’s supposed to be on vacation, but Fox doesn’t listen cause he’s too busy radicalizing the ARC troopers.

Krell dies of a heart attack because he drank Fox’s caff, which had enough caffeine to kill an elephant.

[secretly-a-trekkie]

gimme 5 seasons of murder mysteries in coruscant rn Disney. or else.

[boggsart]

nice lil rainy day on coruscant All 3 are up on Patreon in high res ✨

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

[astral-veil]

Boopocalypse is back !