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DAMMIT JIM! Stapler in Jello cross stitch
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stapler in jello from my the office flash :) IG / based in Katowice, Poland
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#i got a covid shot; a flu shot; and a tdap all at once yesterday morning and my arm was sore today but i was feeling surprisingly fine! yay#and then approximately one hour ago i started to feel like in that one episode of the office where Jim puts Dwight's stuff in jello.#i am the stapler suspended in the jello.
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DPxTheOffice
"He's gonna sell it all 'cause he's Danny Phantom"
that's so fucking funny, i hate how much i love this!! i have made it way too long, rip to my five sentence rule - there's such a goldmine of content here lmao
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"I'd say it's been going on for... about a month now?"
"Two months," Sam interrupts. "It started just after your parents came in, remember?"
"Oh, Ancients, yeah, them. I can't believe I forgot that."
"Yeah, dude, it's thanks to them that this all started!" Tucker's practically vibrating in his chair, far too cheerful about the whole thing.
"Yeah," Danny sighs, looking directly into the camera. "Thank you, Mom and Dad. Thank you very much."
"Danny's parents are ghost hunters, which, as you can imagine, got Michael very excited. And very into ghosts. He accused Meredith of haunting him the other day, now he keeps spraying her with holy water and yelling 'Begone, foul spectre!' He's really taken a liking to Danny's parents."
"Can't imagine why."
"Yeah, and then—then—" Tucker dissolves into laughter, wheezing as he tries to catch his breath. "Then he brings in that personal trainer! In her yoga pants and crop top, with a pilates ball and everything! Sends her over to—to see Meredith, and then—oh Ancients—then when the woman leaves and Meredith is still there, he locks himself in his office and blasts the Lord's Prayer!"
"We think he mispelt exorcist. Hired someone in exercise instead."
"Exorcists are all phoney, anyway! And PTs are only slightly less phoney, so make sure you do your research and get someone that actually knows what they're doing before you commit, kids." Danny says, pointing down the camera. "That's how I got so jacked."
Both Sam and Tucker share a look before bursting into even more laughter. With a soft smack on his arm, Sam can't help but tease, "Please, you're 5'4" and look like you'd break your arm if you ever picked up a ream of paper. No wonder your sales are so low."
"Wow, that's so rude. I can't believe you'd do me like that. I'm 5'4 and a half, thank you."
"That's right, babe, and we love you for it."
Their laughter peters out and the trio slowly pull themselves upright in their chairs, remembering the cameras and the story they're meant to be telling.
"Honestly, thanks to these guys, the past few weeks have been a nightmare."
"Now who's being rude? At least this is one of those fun nightmares that you can laugh about later."
"Nope, this is a normal nightmare that everytime you think you've woken up from, you get back to work and see your boss dressed up in a hazmat suit that your parents sent him and realise that actually, maybe the real nightmare was the work colleagues you made along the way."
"Oh. Yeah, that sounds about right, sorry, Danny."
Tucker puts him on the shoulder and stays silent for a grand total of five seconds before turning back to the camera with an ecstatic grin on his face and a deep breath.
"Anyway, everytime one of us goes into Michael's office, we sneak something off his desk and blame ghosts. Sam's hidden some speakers in the ceiling that play recordings of her crying on a timer."
"I should have been an actor. I also got some of the warehouse guys in on it, so everytime Michael goes down there they'll throw a box or two around and make some ghostly moans. Didn't even ask why, they just agreed."
Sam's back to looking very proud of herself. Danny's back to cradling his head in his hands.
"Is that why Boxy's been about lately? Guys, seriously? I need to sleep!"
The only answer he gets is a shrug as Tucker turns back to the camera.
"Oh, and I've also installed a script on his computer so that whenever he types the word 'ghosts'—or 'goats', again, he's not really great at typing—his screen starts getting all staticky and closes down. He shrieks everytime, it's so funny!"
"I wonder if he'll go with a different PT to exercise his office next?"
"We should suggest P90X—your office ghost free in three months or your money back!"
Sam and Tucker are both burst into laughter, sinking deeper into their chairs as Danny just shakes his head. It takes a solid minute for the two to calm down, and more than one pointed question from the producer to get them back on track.
"Where's it going? Does it really have to go anywhere? Can't the joy of the bit be destination enough?"
"I wish it would go away," Danny groans, still not lifting his head. "I get enough of ghost hunting in my free time, I don't need it here, too."
"I've changed Danny's employee file to list him as deceased just to see how long it takes Michael to notice."
"Seriously? Tucker, really? That's—"
"Genius, Tuck. And then we can be all: 'Michael, what are you on about? Danny's been dead for three years!' I can't wait to see his face!"
"You guys know that Dwight's going to actually try to end me if he finds out, right? Pretty sure Dad slipped him a Fenton blaster before he left."
"You know what they say," Tucker says, grinning directly down the camera, "'Gaslight, Ghost them, Get pranked, boss!'"
#danny phantom#danny phantom crossover#dpxthe office#fuck you andy#this was so funny#was going to go with the classic stapler in the jello prank#and just keep it small#but what can i say the spirit of pranking just overtook me and i became a vessel in this dumb little ficlet#thank you for the suggestion!! it was very fun ^^#i knew i wouldn't be sticking to five sentences but like damn. i didn't even try#didn't even get close with this one smh#this is mainly just dialogue and i don't apologise for that. love dialogue
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I don't feel very strongly about Ed Helms as an actor one way or the other but the CU brainrot has made it so that I have a pavlovian response to the sound of his voice, okay. My brother watches The Office, and sometimes I'll be minding my own business when I'll suddenly hear Ed Helms speaking and immediately my head shoots up like a dog hearing the word "Treat", and I'll go over and be all "oh you're watching the office?" And I'll stay and watch for a while, and my brother thinks it's because I'm genuinely interested in the show when really I couldn't care less about the office I just want to listen to Andy talking and imagine it's actually Krupp.
#j's posts#you know the bit where andy gets pissed because someone stuck his stapler inside jello?#that's krupp to me
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i think it's tragic that people forget that lahar has chronic "little shit" energy in fairy tail canon when he's not doing his job like he kinda just is in a constant state of fucking with doranbolt
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like he deliberately didn't tell him fairy tail was alive during kttsh that's fucking hilarious and an absolute underrated moment
#i fucking hate the office but lahar would pull the stapler in jello prank on bolt#fairy tail#laharbolt#lahar fairy tail
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Sanderson, Timmy poofed away. If that does not spell totally guilty, I do not know what is. You won!
Sanderson knows this war is far from over. Eventually, Timmy will just come back to the office and dye something else of his pink. Or put his stapler into Jello again. It is their longest battle yet.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop sanderson#sanderson#asks#avarus of the west#itty bitties fop au
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For some reason, when she kissed him, he thought of Theo.
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Transcript under the cut.
WOMAN 1 | ...for real, I've been like, completely obsessed. WOMAN 1 | Like, there was hardly any wedding coverage for Jacques and Vivi, right? And that was my first royal wedding! I thought it was normal! I didn't know I was missing out. WOMAN 2 | Right? It feels like everyone's been saving up all their hype. WOMAN 1 | Has anyone else been following the dress rumors? WOMAN 2 | [ sighs ] I just hope Emily's dress isn't as boring as Vivi's was. WOMAN 2 | Vivi's whole wardrobe is boring! She dresses like a toddler, it is so unflattering. WOMAN 1 | I know, right? She should ask Lady Em to take her shopping. WOMAN 3 | Lady Emily is soooo gorgeous. WOMAN 2 | She's too good for him. He's always been such a scrub. WOMAN 1 | Whatever! I'm just glad it's a real love story, not just a shotgun wedding. An office romance... [ dreamy sigh ] Like, it could have been me! THEO | [ scoffs ] [ The conversation died immediately, and the silence solidified into something like hostility. Theo turned to see five pale, contemptuous faces fixed on her back, and her heart jumped up into her throat. Fighting to keep her expression neutral and her voice even, she stood and announced to no one that she was going to lunch. They pretended not to hear her. ] WOMAN 1 | ...she is such a stuck-up b-word. WOMAN 2 | Did you know that she used to date Prince Frederick? WOMAN 1 | Oh my god. Her? WOMAN 2 | Yeah. That's how she got hired here after she got disbarred or whatever. WOMAN 3 | Yeah. And her mom dated the King before he married the Queen. WOMAN 1 | Oh my god. She's a second-generation royal girlfriend? Gross. WOMAN 2 | D'you think her daughter will actually land a prince? WOMAN 3 | Why not? [ giggles ] Third time's the charm! [ Even in the warmer months, the gardens at Yew Court Palace stood empty. In February, the fountains were dry and the ivy dormant. Fat crows stirred in the bare branches overhead. Somewhere nearby, muffled by hedges, came the low hum of passing traffic. ] [ It was a food place to be alone. ]
THEO: I am going to kill myself or my coworkers, havent decided yet FREDDY: Nooooo dont do that FREDDY: Id have noone to text if you were dead THEO: Aw, no friends? FREDDY: Nope :( THEO: Pobrecito FREDDY: O baby. Talk dirty to me THEO: Lmao THEO: For real though THEO: Gonna kill my coworkers THEO: Or myself FREDDY: What did they do this time THEO: They are just openly talking shit about me now THEO: IN FRONT OF ME FREDDY: Wtf???????? FREDDY: Want me to have them fired lol THEO: I can fight my own battles tyvm FREDDY: Whats your battle plan? Stapler in jello? Sign them up for boner pill emails? THEO: Find a new job and leave them here to choke on their own incompetence FREDDY: Love when you talk about choking :heart_eyes: THEO: LMAO perv FREDDY: Cant help myself lol FREDDY: Anyway…sorry about your terrible job. Mine kinda sucks rn too THEO: Isn’t your job rn wedding planning?? FREDDY: But it’s not it’s actually mediating between my mom and Emily THEO: Do they not get along? FREDDY: No they get along fine but it’s like. FREDDY: My mom clearly has Ideas (tm) about how the wedding should be and em clearly wants something completely diferent and it is just constant FREDDY: Theyre killing meeeeeee THEO: That sucks. Are you at least getting your own ideas in too? FREDDY: Not really…altho tbf if i was getting my way it’d be like. Courthouse wedding. In and out. THEO: My parents got married at city hall FREDDY: Dreams really do come true THEO: They sure do THEO: Okay this is going to sound weird but...I felt like the wedding plans didn’t really seem like you THEO: if that makes sense? THEO: Like I get that you're a prince but a huge formal wedding isn't your vibe at alllll FREDDY: You know me…my kind of party involves a lot more helicopters and blow THEO: LMAO I thought there was just the one helicopter FREDDY: See this is why we’re friends lol FREDDY: You keep me honest
[ soft knocking ] EMILY | Frederick? Are you okay in there? FREDERICK | [ muffled ] Be right out! EMILY | Are you alright? You were gone a while... FREDERICK | Aw, did you miss me? EMILY | Just making sure you didn't fall in.
#sims community#ts4#ts4 story#ts4 storytelling#ts4 royals#ts4 royal family#armorica story#chapter 4#behind the scenes#character: theodosia adams#character: frederick st. fleur#character: emily chandra
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✨ Weekly Tag Wednesdays ✨
Thank you! @mybrainismelted @energievie @deedala @lingy910y for tagging me in this 💕 I like all of these questions!
Name: Julia
Location: By an open window as we are having an October heat wave
Did you collect anything as a child? Stickers! There was a whole era (80s kids you will recall) that stickers were all the rage and there were themed books where you could collect them. I still kind of have a thing for them.
Do you collect anything now? I promised myself i never would - but yes, i get fridge magnets when I visit a new city.
What random piece of office equipment do you have a weird attachment to? This made me thing of when Jim put Dwight’s stapler in jello. Otherwise, let’s give it up to the 3-hole punch, you must feel so neglected.
Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right arm - the dining room chair next to the one im sitting on. Left arm - my insulated coffee cup, from which I will be drinking for the next 2 hours.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? OK wow you’ve read my mind I’ve always wanted to tell you this story. I love driving. In college, I was on my way to visit a friend’s dorm in another city, and I (very lightly!) crashed into the car in front of me……. while listening to “Crash” by Dave Matthews Band.
You’ve been given $1000 but you can only spend it at one store. which store do you choose? Spend it on stickers! JK… quite possibly Uniqlo for a full closet of Fall basics. (but the answer is probably Target or Amazon)
What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? My self-deprecating humor?
What's your go-to flavor for cough drops? Honey - but then Cherry
What does your latest text message from someone else say? “It’s also a new moon today 🌝”
What are your preferred pizza toppings? It sounds so fancy, but Trader Joe’s has this Mushroom & Black Truffle one that’s so good.
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i've been informed that the Affini with Human Florets are essentially weebs for humanity, so the worst ideas came to my brain
The human looked into the camera. "I mean, I'm glad that some of the Affini are taking an interest in our culture. Still, I think these LARPs are lowkey kind of weird."
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The Affini stood up from her desk. "MICHAEL! MICHAEL!"
Another Affini poked her head out of a neighbouring office. "What is it Dwight?"
"Jim put my stapler in jello," the first Affini stated, thrusting her finger towards the perturbed human.
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The human shrugged at the camera. "My name's not even Jim but I guess it's better than having my personality overwritten?"
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Yo the way I need Dr. Brighton is not even FUNNY, I'm always such a whore for womanizers/flirty characters. And she's a professor too 😫🙌 need her to discipline me after class for talking back or somethin
And God, my brain is going a mile a minute thinking of all the delicious juicy dynamics that could emerge between her and Adrian and a mutual darling. I feel like she would definitely take advantage of Adrian's soft heart but also he would love to try getting her to behave, potentially using darling as a reward 👀. The bad apple that needs to smarten up and the rule follower who needs to loosen up, truly a timeless classic. Like, I need them to have sex about it. I need them to dom each other and also me. I need to get caught in the middle of a power struggle between them. I need it need it need it grrrrrrrrr barkbark bark barkbarkbark bark ba
I LOVE THIS & I LOVE U ahem anyways!!!! teehee :) let's explore this :)
First of all I love this because Lyza absolutely terrorizes poor Adrian for no good reason (false, it's because it's funny) and does everything from aggressively flirting with him to make him uncomfortable to straight up tripping him when he passes her desk with her cane, just to stick her tongue out at him when he shoots her a glare. Bizzarely, they still remain friends, but it's mostly because Lyza's just as bad as Adrian for doing things "under the table" so to speak, and they're both beyond smart enough to know the other one has secrets they definitely don't want to share with the general public. If you're a student, you might see them snapping at each other in the faculty lounge or Adrian raising his voice because she put his stapler in jello again, but on the same day watch Dr. Moorwell gently admonishing Dr. Brighton for leaving her cane at home and helping her up the stairs to get to her class. It's just plain bizarre.
And it's unlikely that they'd both have a class with you in it, but if they do or they just see you walking around campus, god help you. You're cooked. Adrian is way more refined and calculated about it, while Lyza is just like a feral cat--Adrian will spend weeks outlining a plan to get you into his office or keep you after class, while Lyza will find one thing on a random day to discipline you for and lock you in the lounge if she needs to. Say something stupid in class or make a bad joke and she'll keep you back, ask you if you think you're funny, and smack your cheek just hard enough for you to feel it so she can see that sweet face flinch. It's so out of left field it might be scary if she didn't look at you like she wants to eat you out. She could even make a joke about you showing her your tits if you want an extra credit point, but you seriously can't tell if she's joking or not.
Oh, and Adrian would be livid if he found out Lyza was moving in on one of his students. Not for any moral reason or conflict of interest, of course, but rather because of how much planning that went into him wooing you that just got binned because Lyza couldn't keep it in her pants for ten fucking seconds. If she's kidnapping you then expect to wake up at Adrian's house instead, confused and groggy and definitely drugged with things Lyza picked up from the pharmacy and mixed together in a "sleepy cocktail". At school, Adrian likes to claim that he would never be romantically interested in Lyza, for a variety of reasons--but with you in the mix, you'll get to see him boss her around and her wrestle with him to get him to loosen up, before one of them needs to get out energy they don't wanna scare you with yet. But you can watch at first, if you want. Even if Adrian manages to get her on her back once (her upper strength is killer even if her leg strength is weak) there's absolutely no way a dynamic with the two of them doesn't result in Adrian getting pegged within an inch of his life.
#adrian moorwell#lyza brighton#yandere ocs#spicy writing#adrian moorwell x reader#lyza brighton x reader#yanverse#ellie writes#phantom-ofthelibrary#anons
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The Office of Chocolate and Pining... Masterlist
Jim Halpert x GN!Reader
Description:
Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch is getting its own documentary crew. Why? Who knows, but Y/N certainly doesn't think it'll turn into anything interesting. The rest of the office disagrees. A film about how ‘a typical paper office runs their business' quickly turns into an office romance drama, and things heat up rather quickly when the cameras are around.
Y/N's year anniversary of getting their receptionist job is coming soon- along with Pam's wedding just a month afterwards. With pranks, office meetings, and arguments abound, no one can predict what will happen. Though, Jim has a weird feeling that things might change soon, and he's not sure if it has anything to do with his actual job.
(This will include multiple mentions and callbacks to the actual show- but not in order! I’m also not quoting word-for-word from the episodes, so this will be all ‘new’ content!)
Tags: Gender Neutral reader (they/them), First person POV, Fic Rewrite, Chocolate loving reader, Nerdy Jim Halpert (because I said so), Flirty Pam, Jello stapler prank, Pining, Mutual pining, the reader is a fanfic author because this totally isn't just a self-insert or anything, Pam is a good guy still, Oblivious Jim Halpert, Sort of asshat Roy, Michael is Up To Something,
Warnings: canon compliant cheating (if you count Pam flirting while engaged), mentions of a concussion (brief), Confrontation, Intrusive thoughts (minor),
Words: TBD
Key: [ ֎” ] before a scene means that it’s an interview, typical use of Y/N (your name) Y/L/N (your last name) and Y/N/N (your nickname), ‘—‘ is a pause in the scene which will be continued following a second ‘—‘,
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
PART ONE (rewrite)
PART TWO (rewrite)
PART THREE... coming soon
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Max! Dan and Donna are at Pasqualli's together! That's your territory!
You should go beat up the news anchors
That’s MY territory for sure. But they aren’t nerdy prudes, so I’ll allow it for now. Besides, I’m totally putting Dan’s stapler in jello.
#starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#hatchet town chronicles#hatchetverse#npmd rp#tgwdlm rp#starkid roleplay#max jägerman
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im gonna put your stapler in jello
fucked up side of the stationery community
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When you get back to the station you should stick Gavin’s stapler in jello The Office style
absolutely screw that guy
I don't know how to make jello. I'll contact a household model. Thanks for the idea 👍
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