#stannis/davos

[stannis-the-freaking-mannis]

🎀💅baratheoncore💅🎀

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

[all-lee24]

I keep postponing serious ASOIAF art to draw the stupidest things

[mormontdacey]

stannis dropping “smuggler” like a casual slur whenever davos tries to gentle parent him into being a decent king

[fjordstan]

GET HIS ASS DAVOS

[adarkandmagicalforest]

i still like this format, you cant stop me, you'll have to pull my browser-not-mspaint from my cold, dead hands

[kingslayerstew]

A Song of Fish and Onions - a Stannis Baratheon Dating Sim 💌 (sound on!)

been wanting to make a faux asoiaf dating sim for a while. the initial concept that i thought of over a year ago was a kingsguard dating sim, but i didn't get much further than scripting the ozzie kettleblack meet-cute. don't have any assets for that either, soz... anyways, the recording messed up the colors a bit. i will be posting the sprites separately. the music is taken from the ping pong the animation ost by kensuke ushio, 'Obaba Tamura' and 'Poseidon CF'.

[rriverrunning]

i really have to hand it to davos because when it comes to things that AREN'T 1) stannis 2) fingers 3) his sons he really is winning the idgaf war

[laurellerual]

I love this things @melrosing

[huntingthenarrative]

yeah so that scene from the books where they reunite after the Blackwater and Davos‘ internal reaction to Stannis‘ appearence

also I need them to reunite like that in TWOW

(Pls someone write fic about them, pls im loosing it)

[stannis-the-freaking-mannis]

dragonstoners in a car

[lmaowh-at]

Idk how to caption this (pose referenced from kaySD999 on twitter and Davos' design is inspired by shripscapi)

[melrosing]

team dragonstone!!! lmao

more here

[thesunsethour]

a storm of swords is my favourite asoiaf book because it contains two of the best dynamics you can find in literature: sexually confusing roadtrip from hell (jaime chapters) and world’s worst throuple (davos chapters)

[jeyneofpoole]

stannis is the general manager of the world's worst olive garden. davos is his favorite assistant manager and sometimes stannis takes him into the walk-in and licks the stumps of his fingers in a normal way. jon is his least favorite but he runs that shit like the navy which stannis respects except he's literally held jon down before to wipe the eyeliner off of his face because he hates emos. jon cries in the walk-in. after the fingersucking. oh also it's important that you know in this au stannis did still cut off davos's fingers himself and that's not like normal they're just fucking crazy. the pasta at this place sucks shit.

[medievalandfantasymelee]

Yesterday was Father's day. And I was a bit busy. So belatedly, I'd like to wish a Happy Father's Day to the wonderful DILFs of our tournament! They're not all good men (hell they're not all good fathers) but they are all HOT.