#stan eminem

[sprinklestan]

stan - eminem

[atbussysparks]

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

[fre4kshqw]

This is the prequel to my last story, which I am so happy people caught on that it was a reference to Stan by Eminem. This time it's Jay trying to message Tim after he left.

“Hi Tim,

I tried calling you multiple times but you're still not answering so I suppose a text would be easier. Just so you know I left my motel address at the end of this text, just in case you want to find me again. Anyway dude I missed you a lot, you left out of blue I’m just curious to know if you're okay?

It’s lonely investigating alone again, I do hope you come back soon. I really do need you. I hope you haven’t done anything stupid like hurt yourself and make sure you take your medication, I know your seizures and fits can get bad sometimes.

Anyways I hope this text is sent to you, I’m starting to think you changed your number or something. Bye Tim, see you soon. By the way, this is Jay.”

Sent July 12th

“Hey it’s me again, the text sent so this is obviously your number. I’m not mad though promise I just think it’s pretty fucked up you’re ignoring me in a time like this. A thumbs up or something would’ve helped but to leave me on delivered is pretty shitty, I know you always answer so what did I do? Just tell me.

I’m heading down to the abandoned college next week if you want to come with me, I have a feeling Alex is going to be there and I’m going to end all this crap. I’ll get Alex on my side and talk to him, just watch me. Even if you don’t answer I’m still going.

Ps. Fuck you.”

Sent August 10th

“This will be the final message I sent you, I normally don’t get annoyed at being ghosted. It happened a lot in highschool but you meant something to me man, I wanted to be with you.

I’m bleeding out now in the building, Alex shot me. I thought he was bluffing but I guess not, this is all your fault and I hope you feel guilty about it. If you were here I wouldn’t be dying. I can’t even call emergency services. I got no signal.

I’ve been bleeding out for 3 hours now and I can barely type. I hope you know my life was cut short because of you, I hope you lay in bed at night thinking about me. I hope everytime you look at your phone you think of these texts.

All I wanted was a best friend and you couldn’t even give me that, I stayed in this situation with Alex. I guess I am better than you.

Shit, how do I fucking send this?” ⓘ

Not Delivered

[taakiitoo]

Lollipop chainsaw 🚨🚨

[britbritsslave]

[sabspoetic]

How the fuck do swifties call Taylor ‘lyrical genius’ when all she does is just write regular songs??

And then there’s Eminem, who has been through so much shit that Taylor wouldn’t be able to survive, like she said she wouldn’t survive jail, who has the most painful but also funniest lyrics ever, the ones that hit so hard but also ones that make you laugh, but nobody ever calls him ‘lyrical genius’

Dear swifties, remember that Taylor Swift is a normal billionaire singer and songwriter, nothing much.

[kattzgraff]

Shout out to queer Eminem stans for being the sexiest people on earth ily mwah

[biggunblazer]

If u was Stan, what would you write to Slim?

[itsraynenmen]

I'm just imagining the main 4 riding in Kennys old beat up car that squeaks a deafening sound at every stop, Kenny has an Eminem CD in the CD player and it's playing one of the more depressing ones, like "cleanin' out my closet". Kyle, Stan and cartman have to wonder if this is how they die, apart of an impulsive suicide via car crash by the hands of Kenny and his shitty car. But they've got no choice really since Kenny is the only one of them who has a 'legitimate' license and there is no way in hell their going to ride in the funky shit show that is the school bus.

I also think the same thought pass through Kyle's head whenever he's riding shotgun with Stan when the song "Stan" by eminem starts playing on the radio (it also doesn't help that Stan presses the accelerator a little more every time it does come on)

*NOT MY ART*

[jrat226]

For this hot takes blog imma count down the top 6 most annoying music fan bases

1. Swifties (I don't have to explain)

2. Eminem stans (omg we get it he was good back in the day please STFU we get it he's a legend we understand admit he's washed up a lil and move on get the dick out your mouth)

3. Army (BTS fans) (you people are some of the most annoying people to ever exist, all their songs sound the same, y'all act like they're the best thing ever when there are several kpop grounds better than them

4. Kanye West fans (yes he's influenced a lot of people but at the end of the day, he's a semi solid rapper who hasn't made a good album in a solid 5 or 6 years, he's washed and y'all need to accept it, also supporting a man that said "slavery was a choice" and "hitler was right"... Get help

5. Kendrick Lamar fan boys (as of recently y'all won't shut up, yes he's amazing give it a break, You're making me hate him more than he hates drake just chill please, and not every line has to be a quadrupole entendre, so please shut it)

6. Any boom bap/ 90 rapper old heads and kids (for the old heads yes, they we're great for their time and changed the game forever, and we're thankful, but stop acting like they didn't talk about the same shit today's rappers do, they talked about gangs, drugs and bitches too, where do you think today's rappers got it from, your favorites laid the ground work, and beats and styles change over time, stop acting like lyrical is dead, you're just to lazy to look for it and bitch about what's on the radio, and as for the literal infants glazing tupac, stfu, you weren't alive, continue watching dora bro)

[eternaldisguise]

Movie: Venom (2018)

[ihangoutwithghosts]

[popculturebaby]

Eminem and Dido in 2000 ✨

[britbritsslave]

[sabspoetic]

Hailie Jade is literally the exact copy of his father. And her slim shady glare?!? She is a female version of Eminem.

[dijidweeeb]

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