#eminem stan

[kattzgraff]

Shout out to queer Eminem stans for being the sexiest people on earth ily mwah

[snqwfluurry]

stan - eminem

[therealcocoshady]

Well hello Tumblr 🙊

I fell in love again in the app while browsing for Eminem Imagines & fan fictions. It’s safe to say I was NOT disappointed. Y’all made me want to create a blog again and maaaaaybe write a fan fiction of my own so… here I am I guess ?

You can count on me reblogging a LOT of EminemSlimMarshall-related content… what can I say… my brain will NOT get enough of this man.

I guess that was just me introducing myself here !

x Coco

[spicypepperjack]

Jinx be like

"Dear Ekko, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There prob'ly was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em"

Vi: "So you and Jinx are "taking a break"?

Ekko: "Yeah, Zeri said it would "strengthen our relationship" but tbh Vi I don't know how long we're gonna last."

Vi: "oh don't be so dramatic little man, you and my sis are tough as hell I'm sure the time you guys spend away from one another will be a cake walk."

*Ekko pulls out his phone*

"You have 105 new voice messages"

Vi: "Well...I mean all of those can't be from Jinx."

*Message one*

"Hey little man, just uh calling to see how you're doing but it's obvious you're not home, I know Zeri told us not to contact one another but I'm sure a phone call wouldn't hurt....um call me back kay?"

*Message 45*

"pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup pickup......UGHHHHHH!"

*Message 75*

*Sounds of bottles hitting eachother and Jinx is clearly Drunk and ugly crying*

"Hic....Ekkoooooooo, pick up the phone...pleasepleaseplease, what does that green haired bitth know about us, we were made for eachother we complete each other. I don't care what anyone says we Hic....belong to one another....*Jinx starts drunkenly singing* I Can't lose when Im with you how can I snooze and miss a moment, you just too important".

Vi: "Oh well it seems like you're taking it pretty well little man."

Vi looks over at Ekko who is quietly mouthing off the rest of the song Jinx was singing while tearing up

[taakiitoo]

Lollipop chainsaw 🚨🚨

[dear-slim]

hiiiiii 🍒

guys, I’ve joined tumblr and I’m really sad 😔 to see there’s barely any thing about Eminem on here :(

I listen to a few of his songs, but I’m a pretty new fan 😭

masterlist

[britbritsslave]

[therealcocoshady]

Congrats. You are eligible to receiving your membership kit. It includes an oversized merch tee shirt, a bottle of bleach and an unhealthy obsession with his eyes/nose/chest. 👀 You are also invited to our annual bingo !

”Feminist women love Eminem” DAMN right I do.

[vincent-stims]

“Sincerely yours, Stan, PS: We should be together too”

Stan Mitchell stimboard :3

📝 🪦 📺 | ❤️ 💌 💔 | 🌧️ 🚙 🌉

[keithkog]

do we stan chappell roan

Lance just yelled some letters at me and then later texted me a lesbian flag when I asked him who this is was and now I’m really confused. Also I asked what ‘stan’ was and he sent me a photo of some rapper??

Really I should have just looked this up, one second…

Oh okay, I think I’ve heard Lance listening to her songs before? They sounded good. Also, found out what stanning was, and uh- No, sorry I don’t. Lance said he does very very loudly though.

-Keith

[sabspoetic]

How the fuck do swifties call Taylor ‘lyrical genius’ when all she does is just write regular songs??

And then there’s Eminem, who has been through so much shit that Taylor wouldn’t be able to survive, like she said she wouldn’t survive jail, who has the most painful but also funniest lyrics ever, the ones that hit so hard but also ones that make you laugh, but nobody ever calls him ‘lyrical genius’

Dear swifties, remember that Taylor Swift is a normal billionaire singer and songwriter, nothing much.

[therealcocoshady]

If I know the fan base, he will get a LOT of these 😅

[biggunblazer]

If u was Stan, what would you write to Slim?

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Eminem - Stan (Feat. Dido)

[britbritsslave]

[itsraynenmen]

I'm just imagining the main 4 riding in Kennys old beat up car that squeaks a deafening sound at every stop, Kenny has an Eminem CD in the CD player and it's playing one of the more depressing ones, like "cleanin' out my closet". Kyle, Stan and cartman have to wonder if this is how they die, apart of an impulsive suicide via car crash by the hands of Kenny and his shitty car. But they've got no choice really since Kenny is the only one of them who has a 'legitimate' license and there is no way in hell their going to ride in the funky shit show that is the school bus.

I also think the same thought pass through Kyle's head whenever he's riding shotgun with Stan when the song "Stan" by eminem starts playing on the radio (it also doesn't help that Stan presses the accelerator a little more every time it does come on)

*NOT MY ART*