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I think what people who aren't as familiar with older technology (mostly people who were actually kids when gravity falls aired and not at the very least well into their teens) often fail to recognize is that thing ran on punch cards and magnetic tape. It printed out the results of its search for Ford on dot matrix paper. Using a computer at that point in time was only barely more worth the effort of programming it than employing actual human people to sit at a desk and do math for you (also called computers-- people whose job it is to compute), and usually once you actually decided to upgrade and buy a computer you had to keep that team of people around to punch holes in the damn cards and feed them into the computer because that's how you used the fucking thing. Like yes it's a sci-fi portal thing but we see the magnetic tape it runs on we see the fact that that thing has no screen we see how fucking archaic that thing is. (Wendy, describing the bunker, also built by Ford "is this place from the past or the future?") that thing was so old that by the time computers went mainstream at a price Stan could afford (the commodore 64 was like 600 dollars which is 2000 dollars today) and you could fit one in your house (let alone on your lap Fiddleford was EXTREMELY ahead of his time) they would've operated completely differently than what Stan had in the basement so it's not like that would've helped him any
And before I hear any of you people saying I'm shitting on Stan's achievements, next time you turn on a computer I want you to try to install Linux on it while only looking at a third of whatever tutorial video you use. Out of order too because we know Ford's a disorganized little shit. Better yet, I want you to try and operate it by punching a series of holes in some cardstock. Better still, I want you to use that cardstock to turn it into a nuclear reactor.
this is such an unserious take for me to post but like. stan did not teach himself all sorts of super-advanced experimental physics to rebuild the portal.
stan had the portal that was already complete and functional but broken. and repaired it enough to turn it back on. which he did by following the instructions in the journals. like. cmon man. no, stan is not an epic supergenius who without any instruction, education, or outside help built an entire interdimensional portal from scratch. like. why would he even need the journals if the "stan single handedly taught himself how to build a portal" take was true. cmon man be fr
#like i do think he can keep up with ford when he goes off on an engineering tangent#but it'd be like how i have a general understanding of what the it guy is talking about#because ive been using computers for so long and have a basic understanding of how they operate#stan can probably offer input also#would be pretty good at troubleshooting I think#ford ''oh yay my brother knows about the portal and how it works i cant wait to see how much further he takes this newfound understanding''#stan ''i can use these skills to put together ikea furniture really efficiently''#that scene in hidden figures where no one can figure out how to work the IBM thats what stan is working with
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The S.S. Cool Dude breaks my fucking heart. And confuses me.
Soos owns a boat. A boat he BUILT!! Or at least, did a lot of repairs on himself. Everything about this boat screams homemade. The different metal sheets on the hull, the red part that looks like the cab from a tractor, the random headlights on the top, the chain steering wheel. Soos is a handyman, so this makes sense.
But I have to know if Stan was involved in this. I feel like he had to be? It's too much of a coincidence.
If this is something Soos did on his own, without any ideas, input, or help from Stan, how did Stan feel about it? He certainly knew about it, even if he didn't say anything. Did he ever think, wow this kid is just like me? Did he want to help? Did he stay away because it reminded him of his brother and it hurt too much? Did he listen to Soos at work excitedly talk about the progress he was making on his boat and have to pretend not to care?
If this was a project that Stan and Soos did together, first awww!!! But second, what happened? If that's the case then the vibes are definitely off in the episode... Stan didn't ask Soos to come fishing with him and the kids? Didn't ask to use the boat they built together? Soos was just, also at the lake?
Plus, in the end, the S.S. Cool Dude is completely destroyed. For seemingly spending a long time buying parts, repairing the boat, and paying for a spot to dock it, Soos really doesn't seem upset about it getting destroyed. He's just excited to get in Stan's little boat and spend time with him.
Personally, I think this is probably what happened:
Young Soos heard Stan tell a few vague stories about fixing up a boat as a teenager and dreaming about going to sea, and maybe even hunting monsters.
Soos wants to spend more time with Stan, and make him proud, so he starts working on a boat himself. Stan helps for a while, things are going good. But something happens and Stan can't take it anymore. It hurts too much. It was supposed to be him and Ford. So, Stan quits. Says he's too busy or something. Soos continues to work on it, and spends time at the lake when he can.
Soos is at the lake on opening day, like the rest of the town, and spots Stan and the kids, talking about a monster hunt and offers up his boat, maybe hoping Stan would come along. The kids agree, but Stan stays behind. Oh well, maybe if he catches a monster Stan will be impressed?
We all know how the monster hunt ends, but that's not important. Soos doesn't care about the Gobblewonker, or that his boat is destroyed. The kids are with him now, and they want to spend time with Stan. And so does Soos. So, he gets to. He gets to fish with Stan on a boat, which is all he really wanted anyway.
#gravity falls#soos ramirez#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mabel pines#dipper pines#headcanon#legend of the gobblewonker#gravity falls meta
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Tangle is a terrible girlfriend. I don't understand how anyone can look at her relationship with Whisper and think it's cute.
Tangle has yet to fight or threaten anyone who's harmed Whisper by the way. I'm pretty sure Tangle basically tells Whisper to just take it until the perpetrator is finished. Lmao at all the fan art of Tangle getting angry at Surge.
And why is everyone fine with Lanolin attacking Whisper? If it's bad when Surge does it then it's also bad when Lanolin does it.
I don't understand idw stans.
Whisper is a pretty terrible girlfriend too honestly. They aren't a good couple at all. Whisper is too traumatized to be in a healthy functional relationship with another person. Because of her experiences she's extremely emotionally distant from everybody. Her initial reaction to meeting Sonic and Silver was to run away. She probably goes extremely long periods of time without even speaking at all. She's damaged goods.
Take this moment for example.
Now they're about to blow up and die, so I don't blame Whisper for prioritizing their safety from the bombs over anything else right now. But Tangle is extremely claustrophobic (a trait that was invented for this storyline and is never mentioned again but we're not talking about how dogshit this comic is right now). She was JUST trapped inside of that vault and was suffocating through a panic attack because of it.
So after the threat of death has passed and they're safe, this is what happens.
Whisper doesn't display ANY concern or sympathy for Tangle whatsoever. She doesn't reach out to comfort her. She doesn't offer her any support whatsoever. She doesn't even acknowledge what Tangle went through. Instead she just sends her away, something that Tangle reacts to like she's just been punched in the stomach. Not a very reassuring feeling to be hit with after going through a phobia experience.
Now you might respond to that by saying "that's not fair! Whisper is only sending Tangle away because she's concerned about her! She doesn't want to lose another friend! Whisper is speaking out from her own trauma and just isn't expressing herself in a healthy and articulate way because of the pain she's carrying!" And you'd be right. That's sort of my whole point.
TANGLE is the one who needs emotional support after what she just went through. TANGLE is the one who is mostly a civilian and almost died, TANGLE is the one who is claustrophobic and was locked away in a vault and who suffered through a deeply traumatic experience because of it. TANGLE is the one who needs to be comforted right now.
But because of how broken Whisper is, Tangle ends up needing to be the one who comforts HER.
I am so NOT okay with this.
Part of being in a relationship is give and take. Compromise. Averaging your misery. You need to be able to carry someone when they aren't able to walk on their own, and allow them to carry you. Whisper is unable to do that. Whisper always makes everything about HER and HER PAIN. She never communicates her feelings to others. She never allows Tangle to have any input whatsoever. She still operates as a lone wolf, making her own decisions for herself that she thinks is for the best without considering anybody elses feelings.
I'm not saying that Whisper is a "bad person" for this or anything like this. This is all completely understandable given her past life experiences. I'm not criticizing her actions or saying that she's being written badly for any of this. This is all compelling drama for her character.
It just makes her extremely bad girlfriend material. Tangle is not going to get ANYTHING out of her in a relationship. Any and all of Tangle's own burdens and needs are going to be completely and totally neglected and everything is going to need to revolve entirely around Whisper. That is not a healthy relationship. Whisper needs to work on herself before she can get anywhere close to being an equal and worthy partner for literally anybody. Let alone Tangle, who is her own walking disaster.
WhispAngle is a TOXIC SHIP as presented within the text of the comic. No ifs ands or buts about it.
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I’ve come to offer my own rebuttal against Lame Nerd Buzzkill Virgin Kyle. I raise you…Chad Kyle and My Headcanons. This is Long, delete it if you want✌️
I’ve had a lot of guy friends throughout grade school and college. I’ve known guys like Kyle. Y’know, that dude that is indeed very smart and introspective but also insanely opinionated and always offering his moral input on every situation? They love to argue and can get reallll hot headed about it? Yeah I know those guys. Was very close with a few of them. And not once ever were they timid little nerds that were too uptight to indulge in teenage recklessness. Nah, these guys were on a sports team or other high rank extracurricular, and they knew how to party. I’m not saying Kyle would be like a sigma male frat bro or anything, but I do think he’s just a Normal Guy and would do the things we (me) all did in high school. He would go to parties, maybe get too drunk a couple of times after getting way too competitive in a drinking game against Cartman. He’d probably try weed, maybe smoke some credigree with Stan as an act of rebellion against Randy. I could see him and the guys getting into some trouble with Barbrady every now and then. He’d try to be the voice of reason but c’mon, he’d still be apart of Cartman’s schemes somehow. He’d be allowed to have a late curfew because his parents trust him to not do anything too stupid, he gets good grades and is probably on a varsity team so why shouldn’t they? He would not have some weird celibacy complex and would probably have a few girlfriends during high school. He would NOT do things like drive under the influence, pills and any of that shit, but he also wouldn’t be some lame fuckin stick in the mud. He would probably have a little bit of a superiority complex about certain things, because he’s Kyle. But really, he would just be a normal ass teenage boy living in a wacky small town.
I want Guys Being Dudes. In a tiny mountain town in the middle of nowhere. What else is there to do other than these classic teenage shenanigans? Like you, I cannot get behind Nerd Ass Kyle that can’t be fun like his friends because he has to STUDY!! Or his Devil Mom will disown him!! LET HIM BE FUN!! It’s just so lazy and feels forced. Forced into a boring little cliché box that does not at all feel like an accurate representation of boyhood.
That is all thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
THIS
Preach anon. Also drinking games are defo something he would do.
Anyway yall should listen to anon here.
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Cadmus Christmas Carol Pt.3
Meanwhile, in a nearby booth, Cadmus sat down with a tray piled up with buffet food. The ghost of Yule Past turned to look at him, stunned. "Did you just miss that whole scene?" It asked as Cadmus took a sip of Memory of Dr. Pepper. "Yes, and? I lived it; I don't need to see it."
"Well, did you at least get the point of it?" The ghost asked, snatching a chicken leg off his plate.
"Hey! Rude. Get your plate, and yes, I did. Stan made a grand point to a four-year-old me about paying deeper attention to people, but again, I was four. Who could barely control a mind-reading curse tha-"
"It's not a curse," the ghost interrupted.
"Hey, I'm the one living with it; I can call it what I want. You are a ghost, or poltergeist, or hell, even a fever dream, who can only pretend to be me, and my hair was never that curly."
"Yes, it was. And you were very adorable." The ghost replied. "So what did you get from this?"
"You probably want me to say something about having a decent support system that I could rely on, but that's only partly true. Sure, I had him, but even so, the man was a mess. Look, you even chose a memory where he had blood splatter on him, and that was a GOOD day. Alphonse, on the other hand, was also a problem."
"Ohh, look at me, I'm so put upon," the ghost mocked. "Most people dream to have a father like Alphonse," the ghost continued.
"Yeah, but those are dreams. I lived in a freaking nightmare," Cadmus retorted, taking a few bites of Memory of Mac 'n' Cheese before wiping his mouth with a napkin and offering a hand to the ghost. "My turn."
The ghost looked at the offered hand, confused. "This isn't how this works. You know."
"I didn't ask." He grabbed the ghost's hand, and they disappeared into another memory.
The two of them found themselves in front of the gates of Ironwood Academy, an all-boys boarding school. It was a school that Cadmus had attended when he was younger, followed by the Triplets a few years after his graduation. The campus was beautiful, but there was a strong smell of smoke and burning rubber in the air, and there seemed to be quite a commotion around the faculty parking lot.
The ghost looked around the memory, perplexed. "What's going on? Where are we? This isn't on the schedule."
Cadmus smiled knowingly. "I take it you didn't do a thorough review of my life before taking me on as a project, did you?"
"I...skimmed...for the right moments, alright? I do this for a living, or unliving, whatever this is," the ghost of holiday past retorted.
"Whatever. I should be coming out of those gates in 3...2...1."
A teenage Cadmus, around 14, burst through the gates, walking fast to get away from a rather irate-looking Alphonse.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, YOUNG MAN!? GET OVER HERE!" Alphonse shouted at him.
The young Cadmus did not slow down or stop, despite not knowing where he was going. He just needed to get away; the inner noise was all too much for him, evident by the way he held his head, trying to block out the signals he was receiving before collapsing on the ground in front of the car.
Alphonse, even though he was still angry, handed Stan a bracelet. "Put it on him."
Stan took it and went to Cadmus, sitting him up, to which Cadmus struggled against it. "NO, I DON'T WANT IT." Stan pulled the boy's arm up and latched the bracelet around his wrist, and the struggle ceased almost immediately. "Sorry, but it's necessary for your own good," Stan said with a small hint of sympathy.
"So, what's the bracelet?" The ghost asked the older Cadmus.
"Oh, nothing too crazy. Just a bracelet that shuts you off from the flow of magic and your own personality," he deadpanned.
"Holy shit," the ghost shuddered.
Stan helped the young Cadmus up and gently placed him in the backseat of the car. The boy appeared to be quite out of it at this point, his mind clouded by the overwhelming sensory input he experienced.
Alphonse, on the advice of Stan, had tried to maintain his composure, but an uncomfortable tension was rising in the car as he drove. His eyes, when not focused on the road, darted to Cadmus in the backseat, his head leaning against the window, looking out at the setting sun. Cadmus lit the fuse with a careless remark, "It's not even that serious. They don't know it was me."
"AND YOU KNEW WHAT YOU DID!" Alphonse shouted, berating Cadmus.
"Al, calm down," Stan tried to interject.
"The bastard who burned my family for the sick thrill of it! Who tried to burn me
and gave me a permanent limp! My son would never misuse his magic to do something remotely as dangerous or stupid! But NO, CADMUS HAD TO TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE TO BE JUST LIKE HIM!"
"ALPHONSE!" Stan shouted, cutting him off in a tone that was almost never directed at him. The car fell silent, the weight of the accusations and emotions hanging heavy in the air.
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hi hello love 💛 I went to Suzi with a Youcef question and she deferred to our resident Youcef stan. if Jessie’s Husband™ wants to offer input as well, we will not complain.
can you tell us about his in-villa relationships, canon or headcanon? aside from Bruno and Najuma, I feel like his friendships were pretty unexplored. who do you think he was close with during the show? do you think he had any spats or grief with the other islanders? depending on your route, he couples up with almost half of the girls at some point - do you think sparks flew with anybody other than Najuma/MC?
Okay so I know we didn't want Bruno and Najuma buuuuuut I did them too lol I think it's safe to say that Youcef would be difficult to remain friends with after the Villa, there are very few I feel like he would keep up with and stay close with. I tried to hit everything in the list by talking about their relationship then added another part for romance if I thought it was applicable.
Who was Youcef closest to?
Bruno, Thabi, Najuma and Valentina (explained further below)
Who was Youcef not close to at all?
Hazeem, James, Tom, Kobi and Dylan (obviously there)
Who was Youcef most compatible with?
MC — Thabi — Najuma
Angie 🤝🔥
They seem like an odd pair of friends but do I think they were? Yes. Angie and Youcef are pretty similar in humor. I can totally see them bonding over sarcastic remarks or snarky comments. I think Angie probably did get a bit fed up with his overconfident act though. She would most likely take him down a peg or two and Youcef definitely respects her enough to take a step back and hear it. Even if he continued to act the same way afterwards. I see them being close during their time in the Villa (or at least friends who share the same humor) but after the show ends, they would part ways.
Okay now for if they had a spark. No way. They didn't even kiss when they were coupled up. I think Youcef probably finds her attractive because Angie is gorgeous. I think Angie thinks Youcef is a good enough looking guy but she's turned off by his cocky attitude. They most certainly keep it friendly while coupled (if they are coupled at all during your game).
Bruno 🤝
So I think we know canon that Bruno is Youcef's best friend but... I really don't think that's accurate. Bruno is silly and goofy which is the complete opposite to Youcef's dry and witty humor. We see Youcef get frustrated with him in 36, too. I think he and Bruno were friends because they came in at the same time but are they best friends? No. Maybe on Bruno's end but not on Youcef's. I could see Bruno reaching out to him after the Villa though! They might become better friends afterwards because Bruno makes a huge effort to stay friends and eventually, this leads to their closeness after the show ends.
Cora 🤝
They went on one date and it was such friendship vibes that they just never brought it up again. I think, similar to Angie, Youcef would be friends with Cora in the Villa. They don't have too much in common that would help them keep up outside the Villa but they also don't have enough in common to be super close in the Villa either. They talk, they chat, they laugh a bit but that's as far as it goes. I don't think Youcef would rush to go sit next to her at the dinner table or anything.
Dylan 😒
Dylan doesn't get the handshake emoji because we all know Youcef hates him. He can't stand Dylan from the moment he hops down from the box challenge. Youcef isn't intimidated by Dylan, he just thinks he's a disgusting and vile human being. Youcef is definitely a one strike, you're out type when it comes to people as toxic as Dylan. He wouldn't give him another chance after the Villa. He'd always be wary, he'd always give him cold and menacing glares. I do think Dylan acted as a wake-up call for Youcef though. Without Dylan, we would not get Youcef confessing his feelings. Dylan made him see that MC deserved better and he wanted to be the person to give it to her.
Hazeem 🤝
Oh poor, poor Hazeem. Okay yeah, they're not really friends. At all. Only because Youcef comes in and I really think he wants to win the game. He's very determined to be able to stay in the Villa and unfortunately for Hazeem, Najuma is Youcef's best bet for that. These two are acquaintances. Nothing more, nothing less. There's no hard feelings I'm sure, but they're not calling each other up to see how things are going in the real world any time soon.
James 🤝
James is probably so intimidated by Youcef. Youcef is like this cool, suave and charming guy who makes women swoon so easily and then James flounders like a fish to get any words out because he's nervous. They're friendly in the Villa. James has definitely said a few witty remarks that made Youcef snort laugh. I could see James modeling a character after Youcef though, like as the guy that the girl chases after even though the right option has been in front of her all along. Also, I don't think Youcef has forgiven James for the stupid Musical that he was tricked into so there's also that.
Juliet 🤝🔥
Yeah, he isn't friends with her in the Villa. These two are miles apart. Youcef is a dramatic man but Juliet's type of drama? No, he's not about it. He stays away from it. He loved it when MC tears into her, he thought it was about time someone shoved it back at Juliet. She redeems herself a bit when she's leaving with him, but he's still not really keeping up with her outside the Villa. He might meet up with her if he's in the area for work out of politeness but that's about it.
Oh God, no, no. These two as a couple? Nope. Youcef is into fashion, he can be a bit snobby at times but Juliet's type of posh and snobby? Nope. He's not a fan. I could see Juliet flaunting money, dropping designer names in a conversation and Youcef's internally rolling his eyes and groaning. He would not enter a relationship with her even though she would probably be interested in being in one with him.
Kelly 🤝
I think Youcef thinks Kelly is attractive. She's a gorgeous girl but ultimately, he thinks this until she opens her mouth. I just don't see him being interested romantically at all. I think he'd be nice while she was there in the Villa but he doesn't have much to talk to her about except, um, baking cakes I guess? He wouldn't go out of his way outside the Villa but, similar to Juliet, maybe if he's in the neighborhood, he'll stop by her bakery or something. As long as she knows it's platonic.
Kobi 🤝
I think Kobi can actually be a bit immature. I don't know how much Youcef would be able to tolerate it. He might have a conversation with him here and there but ultimately... There's really not much for them to talk about. I think Youcef is friendly with Kobi but probably doesn't think of him as a friend.
Lexi 🤝🔥
Youcef and Lexi have a lot in common I think. Under other circumstances, I think they may have actually gotten along to an extent. I'll be exploring their dynamic in my upcoming story, too! As far as the game goes, I think Youcef is a pretty intuitive guy and he can probably tell that the way Lexi is runs deeper than it seems (especially when she finally brings up her sister). If it's between her and him, he does try to console her and tell her to stop. I think Lexi in the game is too self-absorbed even for Youcef. Maybe after she starts to calm down, I could see them chatting about fashion or something but other than that, whatever kind of relationship they had ends when she walks out the door. Neither of them care to keep up with one another outside the Villa.
Oh and these two? Romantically, yeah okay maybe not long-term the way Lexi is now. But if you think they didn't make-out in a dark corner the night Lexi left? Open your mind up. They most definitely had a passionate make-out session fueled by hate. Youcef was probably a little sad by her departure but literally only because that kiss is going to be hard for him to forget. He obviously gets over it but he was definitely into that hate-kissing.
Najuma 🤝🔥
As far as friendship goes, they have a bond. They'll definitely be friends outside the Villa. They'll chat every now and again, text or visit one another. They're literally only friends because of the experience they shared though. I do see him actually trying to keep the friendship, which he probably wouldn't do for the vast majority of other Islanders. Would they have been friends had they met outside the Villa? Probably not. But I do think they care about one another's wellbeing (at least by the end of the season).
Romantically... Youcef is a player, guys. He is willing to charm or flirt with whoever it is to keep him in the Villa and in the game. This isn't a reflection on her, no, this 1000% on him. I think he genuinely cares at the end of the season but they were never truly well-matched for the long-haul, which I think most of us can agree with. He flirts with other people openly in front of her the first half of the season, he has no problem doing it which tells you that he's not completely in it with her. If MC isn't with Youcef, him and Najuma probably wouldn't continue their relationship. They live very different lives but they would remain friends.
Oliver 🤝
Okay so I just don't see how Oliver doesn't end up friends with everyone in the Villa (outside of Dylan, of course). I think Youcef probably think Oliver is a nice guy and granted, he doesn't get to know him very well since he came in late but I could see Youcef staying friends with Oliver outside the Villa. Oliver is very laid back. I could see Youcef vibing with that energy. Oliver might be someone that Youcef keeps up with on the outside. This friendship is variant obviously depending on you couple with in 41 but regardless, I think Youcef is friends Oliver.
Thabi 🤝🔥
I think Thabi is just a sweetheart and it's hard for anyone to not be friends with her! Her and Youcef have a bit in common, I think. They're both pretty reserved and think similarly in how to handle tough situations. The two of them were friends for sure. I think Youcef would try to keep up a bit outside the Villa, too. Just check in, see how she's doing. I think Thabi is also one of the people in the Villa that Youcef was able to have intellectual conversations with so he most certainly thought she was lovely.
Oh Thabi is soooo attracted to Youcef. He knows it, too. He knows she's so nervous around him. He probably enjoys the way he makes her so timid, I'm not even going to lie to you. He finds her attractive, too. They may have shared a kiss, but it was extremely PG. He's just way too intimidating for it to work but I do think they're compatible. Had he just been a philosophy professor... Thabi would have been a bit more confident but I think his job would have freaked her out. But they definitely had a connection. It was more intellectual and genuine than the one he had with Najuma, but it wasn't as strong as the one he has with MC.
Tiffany 🤝
I know that they could be coupled if you're with Will at some point, okay but... I don't see it. They give off friend vibes. They're not romantic at all. I mean I think Youcef respects her but we don't get to know Tiffany that well so this one was a tough call for me. Here's my opinion: he's cordial with her, he thinks she's stunning but... She's ultimately just an acquaintance at the end of the day. I think she rubbed him the wrong way with her joke about foodies, for one. Two, they seem to have some things in common and maybe he may laugh at a few jokes she tells, but again, I just see them having disagreements a lot (about whose job is harder, about honesty, etc.). He would go to a show of hers but he's not really going out of his way to stay friends and keep up with her life.
Tom 🤝
I'm sorry but Youcef does not like Tom. Let's talk about why: Tom is literally the only other male Islander who seems a bit more reserved, mature, etc. He's competition for Youcef and Youcef is pretty competitive (at least in my opinion). He helps Tom, yes, but probably because he just wanted an excuse to do a makeover. I think that as the season went, Tom grows on him. I think they might keep up outside the Villa but not as much as he would with Bruno, Thabi, and Najuma. Tom is quite a bit younger than Youcef, too, so I think Youcef is actually happy for Tom when he finds himself and feels comfortable to be himself. I think that's one thing Youcef admires in someone: just being comfortable and confident being you.
Valentina 🤝🔥
I know that Bruno is Youcef's canon best friend in the Villa (at least that's how it seems on a Bruno route) but I absolutely think that Valentina is his best friend in the Villa. They have so much common ground, they balance each other well. If you noticed in Most Likely To (23 I believe), he gives her advice. They're also together when preparing for the talent show in 32, then again in 40 when Dylan is getting his ass handed to him. Youcef and Valentina are best friends, it's canon. That's that. He's asking her about his outfits, she's asking him about what shade lipstick to wear. They definitely keep up outside the Villa, too. They talk about fashion, beauty. Youcef probably does things with Valentina for her blog/videos. I won't budge on this one, guys. Valentina and Youcef: best friends forever.
Although it's implied that Valentina was getting on well with Youcef before the recoupling in 17, I don't think they ever had a big spark. I think it was always friendly. She even said he just seemed nice and she wasn't sure. It was always platonic between these two. If they couple, it's a friendship couple.
Will 🤝🔥
So Will and Youcef being friends… Yes, they were. They’re both more artistic, I think they would have bonded over that. As the season goes, I think continue their friendship but I think they were closer with other Islanders (like Will was really close with Najuma for example, Youcef is close with Valentina). They keep up outside the show, they’re still friends and call/text. They’re definitely only platonic though, I think in the Villa they were able to quickly gage it wouldn’t work.
Will and Youcef were flirtatious, for sure. But that’s as far as it went. I don’t think there was anything past flirty banter between them. Outside the Villa, that might be a different story. But I still don’t think they would last long term either way. They think the other is attractive, however.
Youcef's Relationships According to Jessie's Husband:
He has no friends. He's a loser. His only friend is Jessie.
#litg#love island the game#litg youcef#litg 2#litg youcef headcanon#litg youcef relationships#litg season 4#my obsession has gone so far now
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Dating Bishop Losa Would Include...
A/N: what’s wild is thinking I posted this only to realize it was sitting in my drafts. Showing my all time favorite love some love 😍
Rating: 💙
Check out the others I’ve done so far?: Dating Angel Reyes + Dating Ezekiel Reyes
✦ Bishop is entirely too old -- both physically and mentally --for playing games.
✧ So, if you’re looking for some quick, undefined and slightly messy, drama filled hookups please spare him the headache, and consult with a younger member of the MC
✦ The man’s got a lot of shit on his plate -- so stable, supportive relationships are his favorite cup of tea
✧ Doesn’t believe in beating around the bush, so expect an A class Old School Gentleman, wine and dine — treat you like a queen — from the beginning
✦ When you first get together, it takes Bish a minute to actually get with the program
✧ It’s been a while since he’s had an Old Lady — one who can actually handle sharing him with the MC — so cut him some slack.
✦ He’s not used to sending someone updates about his plans and whereabouts
✧ Hank might of nudged Bishop a few times — “you might wanna let the Old Lady know....”
✦ He’s also not used to someone waiting for him to come home.
✧ Seriously — cut the man some slack — he feels like shit when he finds you half-awake at 2 am that first time
✦ He’s apologetic AF if he misses a date, or has to cancel on you
✧ You not riding him about it because you know he’s already stretched thin enough
✦ But once he gets with the program, Bishop keeps you in the loop
✧ Not with just his movements, but with the status of the MC as well
✦ Obispo BLEEDS LOYALTY AND TRUST — so as his Old Lady you’re expected to help him bear the weigh
✧ He’s not the type to unload each and every detail — in fact, he’s pretty bad at trying to carry the weight by himself
✦ There are just some aspects of the club he doesn’t think you should be involved in, so he filters out some things when relaying it to you
✧ It’s not that he thinks you can’t handle it, he just doesn’t want you to worry — because man do you worry. And when you worry, Bishop worries so....
✦ Some nights it weighs on him. Those nights he’s different. His kisses are needy, hands rough
✧ He’ll ask for your opinion. It takes a while for you to feel comfortable enough to offer it, but he quickly learns sometimes you’ll give it without his asking
✦ Regardless, he respects your opinion even if it doesn’t always align with his
✧ Arguments are truly unavoidable — he carries around a lot of pressure and stress -- but Bish is really good at letting you vent
✦ Sometimes he can’t catch himself, and he yells in the heat of the moment — the quickest to apologize
✧ Let a single tear fall, he’s next to you in a heartbeat
✦ Once your relationship becomes serious the most important question is -- Are you dating? OR Are you married?
✧ YOU’RE BASICALLY MARRIED
✦ You’re literally the only person who can knock him down a couple of notches
✧ And the only one bold enough to try it
✦ Remember how Bishop doesn’t have time to play games?
✧ When he introduces you to the MC it’s basically an unspoken promotion ceremony -- get ready to become the live-in mother to his children MC
✦ Bishop knows you do it for him, but also because the boys love you, and you love them.
✧ Tries his best to show how much he appreciates you taking on the responsibility. There are moments when he catches you, a deep kiss following.
✦ “What’s that for?” You smile.
✧ His lips soft against your forehead. “I love you.”
✦ Bish worries about the MC way more than he lets on -- WAY FREAKING MORE
✧ He’s pretty sure each day they knock a year off his life -- so he smokes way too much
✦ You tease him about it all the time -- “You smoke too much.”
✧ “Would you rather me strangle one of them?”
✦ Seeing you with the MC, and how easily they gravitate to you and how you help them relax, he’s hooked but let him see you around kids --
✧ All of a sudden, the idea of having kids doesn’t seem impossible
✦ Bishop listens to input from others, but sometimes he’s all about that tough love
✧ The boys play you two like true freaking parents
✦ They know when Bish is one of his tough love trips, all they have to do is mention something, and you’ll get Bishop to loosen up
✧ Angel is usually the one sent to butter you up —primarily because he’s the one getting that tough love -- Bishop falls victim to this 99% of the time
✦ Loves to relax against you after a long day -- head against your chest with your fingers in his hair
✧ He always protests -- because it’s not necessary -- but he’ll hand his phone over to you so that he can relax. Even if it is for just an hour.
✦ He might or might not have one of the boys stay behind when he goes on a long club run. You learn to deal with the random check ins during his absence.
✧ If you’re pregnant, and he’s gone for more than a couple of days, expect one of the guys to stay in the guest room.
✦ He will literally not budge on this one
✧ You’re literally a goddess on earth -- Bishop worships the ground you walk on
✦ Protective AF -- bleeds into him being overprotective at times. Primarily because he worries you might get affected by blowback from a club decision
✧ He knows you’re more than capable of handling yourself, but he still worries
✦ License to carry -- Bish teaches you how to shoot. It gives him peace of mind so you indulge him
✧ King of whispered compliments as he stops to steal a passing kiss
✦ He thinks it funny when guys try and flirt with you -- primarily because they don’t realize you’ll probably eat them alive.
✧ As long as you’re smiling he’s cool, but let someone get handsy or not shut down their advances and Bishop’s stepping in
✦ Would literally kill someone with his bare hands if they hurt you
✧ Don’t think that “harmless” flirting will be forgotten. Bishop’s got patience for days. You can’t tease him into cracking first so his payback is torture
✦ Bish is a natural born flirt -- homeboy is dripping in that natural born charisma that can diffuse most situations -- and the flirting does not stop once you start dating
✧ Pretty sure your permanent seat is his lap. He’ll drag you onto his lap, arm around your waist no matter what he’s doing
✦ This man is made of kisses for days. Whether it be a quick kiss to your cheek, forehead, or fingers. Or a stolen moment away from the club, kisses improve his mood 100000%
✧ Typically seen with his arm draped around your shoulder, lips pressed against your temple or cheek
✦ When he feels guilty, for being too busy, he’s extra romantic. He’ll make dinner, pop up unannounced at your job when he’s got time to spare
✧ "What do you want, Obispo?”
✦ “Just making sure you don’t run off on me,” he chuckles.
✧ You know those stories you read about where someone’s husband gave his wife flowers religiously every single week -- that’s some Obispo Losa type of shit
✦ May be a gentleman, but definitely rough in the bedroom --
✧ And in Templo -- you’ve lost count the number of times he’s taken you over that table or had you down on your knees
✦ Quickies. He’s a busy man, if he’s got time he’s not going to object to you pulling him away
✧ If you’re going to “accidentally” send a needy text while he’s working or you woke up thinking you’re gonna be sassy -- please know he’ll call you on your shit
✦ He has no problem having the room cleared & one of the guys relaying that “....he wants to see you.”
✧ His patience will outlast yours any day -- so get mouthy and try and cause a scene if you want --
✦ Most def leaves a kiss against the back of your hand every time he leaves you
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Also, the dreaded "There's still time!" When it comes to children 😒 There's also plenty of time for these people to mind their fuckin business but they can't do that when it comes to AFAB's bodies. I can personally thank you for me even having the idea that one can be childfree and happy, because beforehand not having kids wasn't even a thought, it was just a "it'll happen when it'll happen" and now I never ever want it to happen 😂 mainly the only reason I use FB anymore is for memes, my kinky bdsm groups, weed groups and childfree groups which is so much better than dealing with my family and high school level drama of old friends. So while I do believe there are internet communities that do nuture interests and are healthy, they are indeed far and few inbetween.
Here's to hoping that your new team is the sort of people that listen and appreciate you and your input/what you offer to your field.
Are there any newer groups or solo artists that have caught your attention recently? I mostly cycle through the playlists that Spotify recommends, which does offer some variety and lately I am seeing more Dreamcatcher on there (finally some more recognition for those beautiful and talented ladies) but I always love seeing what other people are listening to right now.
FB has been deactivated for me for a long while. I got tired of people back home shouting Bible verses online like the rest of us weren’t obeying hard enough. There’s a lot I could say about those communities and their bullshit of late, but I’ll spare the blog. In any case, I’ve had to take some very extreme countermeasures to protect myself and my friends/family thanks to churchgoers in my area not minding their business. And that’s taken a lot of my free time I otherwise would have spent writing stories.
My online community time has mostly be scattered among different interests on Twitter where there was more interaction until recently. I’m in a handful of Discord communities too, but only on a part-time basis because they’re very much like group chats where drama can escalate quickly. I’d like to be more active here but so many people have left, I’m not sure which direction to go. “If I posted writings again, would anyone give a shit?” is a question I’ve grappled with a lot. Writing can be fun and easy, but sharing that writing involves more upkeep and steps and I’m not sure the trade-off would be worth it, if that makes sense.
I miss having people to talk to about k-pop. Most of my k-pop friends are only talking about their personal crises now, or other interests/milestones I may not share, so I shifted my focus with most of them and stayed thankful I still have most of my friends to begin with. I haven’t been super engrossed in 4th gen music lately because I’ve been listening to a lot of old rock from my goth teen years to get through work lollll BUT I really like NewJeans! I’ve played a lot of their songs on repeat because they had sounds that I remember (and sorely missed) from late 90s/early 2000s R&B in the U.S. That’s a really specific reason to enjoy a group, but I told every k-pop stan I knew over age 30 about Attention when it first came out.
Other than that, I’m planning a year-end stages binge alone on my couch soon. I’ll probably be drunk for that and missing my old friends who won’t be there to wheeze with me in person. With any luck, I’ll get a few notes for some stories or forget the year I’ve had for a few hours of bliss.
Nice hearing from you again! I hope you have a wonderful new year!
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Drunk in Boston
Pairing: Chris Evans x Sebastian Stan (Evanstan)
Word count: 2.4k
A/N: A week or so ago, I saw this post. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I decided to write a ficlet, a little Evanstan AU. It’s a bit late maybe, since Christmas has already been and gone, but it’s still technically the holidays so just indulge me? :p
Also, I hit 3k followers this week, so this is also a sort of thank you to all you amazing, wonderful, beautiful people for getting me here. Love you all as much as I love these boys as much as they love each other ��� Hope you enjoy!
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It’s 3 p.m. on 17 December, and Chris is a little bit drunk. Maybe even a lotta bit.
In his defense, he is currently in Boston for a bachelor party and they did just do a tour of the Samuel Adams Brewery. It’s not like he makes a habit of daytime drinking. Not this much, anyway.
Chris stumbles out of the bar that’s attached to the brewery, surrounded by a dozen or so old school friends, all of whom are in a similar state of inebriation, when they pass the gift shop and a familiar image catches his eye. Chris stops in his tracks. On closer inspection, what he saw turns out to be a photo, displayed in a stand outside the shop, of a park in Concord near where Chris grew up.
No, not a photo.
A postcard.
He plucks the card from the stand, swaying on his feet a little as he peers at it. In the image, the park is covered in snow, much like it would be right now, and stamped across it in a red, gothic font are the words ‘Happy Holidays’.
Instantly, Chris is hit by a wave of nostalgia. No doubt the feeling is heightened by the alcohol – he always tends to get a little sentimental when he’s drunk – but it’s not just that. It’s also the fact that Chris and his friends have been reminiscing about the good old days all afternoon as well as the sudden, depressing realization that despite all he’s achieved in the past decade or so, his happiest memories are probably those of childhood Christmases spent in Concord.
These days, Chris lives in on the West Coast. He’s kind of a superstar now, after all, and superstars live in LA – everybody knows that. Chris doesn’t usually let himself dwell too much on how lonely he is there, or how he misses the comforting accents and the real winters of the East Coast. Tonight, though, whether because of the booze in his system or the ghosts of Christmas past, he allows himself to feel the stab of homesickness.
Without conscious input from his brain, Chris finds himself buying the postcard. When the cashier asks him if he’ll be needing he stamp, too, he hesitates. “Yeah, why not,” he decides, on a whim. It’s a Christmas card, after all, and Christmas cards are supposed to be sent.
There’s just one slight issue with his plan, Chris realizes as soon as he puts the borrowed pen to the card.
He’ll need an address to send the card to.
Frowning, he taps the pen against the counter, thinking as hard as his beer-addled brain will allow him, but the only address he can think of off the top of his head is that of his childhood home, back in Concord. But… that would be weird, right? He has no idea who’s been living there, since his parents sold the house after the divorce. Then again, Chris tells himself, this could be his good Christmas deed. Sending a postcard to a total stranger just to wish them happy holidays, that’s totally in the Christmas spirit, isn’t it?
With a decisive nod of his head, Chris puts his pen to paper and starts to write. It’s just a few lines, because there’s only so much you can say to a total stranger, but when he signs off with his initials, he feels good about it. He asks the cashier for the nearest post box, which happens to be just outside the building, so he thanks the guy and heads outside.
Pulling his pea coat tighter around him against the glacial December air, Chris spares the card one last look, and drops into the post box. It feels significant, somehow.
He doesn’t get time to dwell on it though, because the moment his friends spot him, he’s immediately and enthusiastically subsumed back into the group and dragged on to the next boozy destination.
Three drinks on, Chris has forgotten all about the postcard.
***
On the morning of 18 December, Sebastian Stan opens his postbox to find a postcard with a photo of the park near his house on the front, and a hastily scribbled message on the back:
Hey,
I used to live in your house.
I’m drunk in Boston, and it’s the only address I know.
Happy Holidays,
C.E.
Even after re-reading the message three times, Sebastian is none the wiser as to who sent it.
It makes sense other people used to live in the house Sebastian’s been renting, but unsurprisingly, he has no clue who they were. It was only last year that he’d decided to relocate from New York to Concord, craving a change of pace and more peace and quiet than the Big Apple had been able to offer. He’d visited Concord on a research trip for his third novel the year before and had immediately taken a liking to it. So when, after asking his estate agent to put out some feelers in the area, the guy had found him this beautiful place to rent within a day, Sebastian had taken it as a sign.
It’s a big old house – more appropriate for a family than a man living alone, perhaps – but Sebastian can afford it, and it has a lived-in vibe that makes it feel intimate, somehow. Its location on the edge of a large park, peaceful apart from the joggers and young families that frequent it, suits his needs perfectly, too. Despite being a successful author, Sebastian prefers to keep himself to himself. He’s not one for ostentatious book tours or photoshoots, doesn’t believe in social media beyond its promotional potential, and he’s found that he blends in perfectly in this picturesque little town.
In addition to being a private person, however, Sebastian is an inherently curious one.
It’s why he became a writer in the first place, and it’s also why the random, slightly mysterious postcard instantly fascinates him. Someone who decides to send a Christmas card to the stranger living in their childhood home has got to be an interesting person, Sebastian figures.
Unable to resist the temptation, he finds the landlord’s number and presses call.
“The initials C.E.?”
“C.E., that’s right,” Sebastian repeats patiently. “I received a postcard from someone with those initials who said they used to live in this house and wished me Happy Holidays. I’d like to thank them for the card, maybe tell them they’re free to come by the house anytime, if that’s something they’d like.”
“Well,” the landlord says, clear hesitation in his tone. “I wouldn’t usually give out this kind of information, especially not about this particular person. But seeing as he approached you first, I guess it should be alright…”
Chris Evans.
Famous Hollywood actor Chris Evans used to live in Sebastian’s house. The house he’s renting. Whatever.
The point is, Chris Evans sent him a postcard. Sebastian would be lying if he said that knowledge didn’t make his heart beat a little faster. He isn’t one to get star-struck, normally, knowing full well the rich and famous are people just like anyone else, only with an added layer of expensive, sparkly veneer.
Chris Evans, though. Well, let’s just say Chris’s blue eyes, his dazzling smile, and his chest – god, that chest – had helped along Sebastian’s gay awakening considerably, all those years ago.
So even though he realizes what he’s about to do could be considered slightly unethical, the next number Sebastian dials is that of his agent. There’s no harm in asking if there’s any chance she could use her industry connections to pass on a message to Chris Evans, surely?
“Chris Evans?” his agent repeats blankly. “The British radio DJ or the actor?”
Sebastian huffs out a laugh. “Actor. Definitely the actor. Why would I want to send a message to a British radio DJ?”
“Why would you want to send a message to the actor?” she shoots back. “Apart from the obvious, of course.”
Touché.
Once he’s explained the situation to her, his agent hums thoughtfully. “Alright, I’ll admit that’s pretty amazing,” she says. “As it happens, I know someone at CAA who owes me a favor. I’ll see what I can do.”
Sebastian thanks her warmly, and then he waits.
***
That afternoon, Chris gets a phone call from his agent.
“Thank you for the postcard,” she reads aloud. “If you're ever in the neighborhood, you’re welcome to stop by the house and have a look around, for old time’s sake. Happy Holidays, Sebastian Stan.”
“Sebastian Stan?” Chris asks, eyebrows shooting up. “The author?”
“Oh, you know him?”
“Well, no. Not exactly. I’ve read one of his books, though, the one that’s shortlisted for the Pulitzer price, I think? He’s very good.”
His agent hums. “If you say so. Do you want me to pass a message back to him?”
Chris opens his mouth to say yes, then closes it again. “Actually,” he says, making a spur-of-the-moment decision, “I’m still in the area so I think I’ll just pay him a visit. Do you think you could you cancel my flight back to LA this afternoon?”
His agent grumbles at him for a bit but eventually concedes, though not before she’s made Chris promise he’ll be back in LA on Tuesday, for the Christmas special he’s due to appear in. Fun.
For a few moments after he’s ended the call, Chris stares out of the window of his hotel room. It’s snowing again, big flakes fluttering down from the sky, slowly turning the grey, slushy roads white again. He wonders if Pulitzer-finalist Sebastian Stan likes to make snow angels in the backyard too, like Chris used to do.
Putting his phone between his shoulder and his ear, Chris starts to put his things in his overnight bag, and calls an Uber.
It’s almost twilight, by the time the cab come to a stop in front of the house. Chris thanks the driver and steps out, booted feet sinking into the freshly fallen snow. It’s piling up quickly, he notices distantly.
It’s odd, being back here, after everything that’s happened since he moved away, so Chris gives himself a moment to just stand there, in the middle of the deserted street, taking in the sight of house he grew up in.
The house that holds countless memories, many of them good, some of them not so much. His first dog and his first kiss. Scraped knees and snowball fights. Raucous laughter and hissed arguments.
The house looks the same but different.
Chris walks up to the front door, snow crunching under his boots, and rings the doorbell.
***
Chris Evans is on Sebastian’s doorstep.
All blue-eyed, bearded, gloriously muscled, six-foot-something of him.
“Uh,” Chris says, blinking at him in something like surprise before his gaze sweeps up and down Sebastian’s body in a blatant once-over. “Sebastian Stan?”
“Oh wow, you actually came,” Sebastian blurts by way of reply.
Chris’s eyes widen. “Oh, I’m sorry, I just thought- ‘cause you said-”
“No, no, it’s fine,” Sebastian interrupts. “I did say that. I just- I guess I wasn’t expecting you to really turn up – or not this soon, at least. But it’s no trouble at all, I live alone so it’s nice to have a visitor. Especially, y’know. You.” Forcing himself to stop talking, Sebastian runs a hand through his messy hair and wishes he’d worn something better suited to meeting one’s celebrity crush. “Sorry,” he says, smiling sheepishly. “Let’s try that again. Hi, I’m Sebastian Stan.”
“Chris Evans.” Chris smiles back warmly as he shakes Sebastian’s extended hand. “It’s lovely to meet you.”
“Lovely,” Sebastian repeats, holding Chris’s gaze. There are tiny flecks of green mixed in with the blue of his eyes, and his lashes would put any Maybelline model to shame. It takes Sebastian longer than it should to remember to let go of Chris’s hand, but fortunately, Chris doesn’t seem to be in any rush either. Huh. Sebastian clears his throat. “Would you- would you like to come in?”
“I’d love to, if you’re putting out,” Chris replies. There’s a beat, and then he freezes, eyes widening in horror. “If I’m not putting you out – not- not if you’re- I wasn’t, I didn’t mean- oh my god, Chris, stop talking you meatball,” Chris groans covering his face with a large hand. His next words come out a little muffled. “I am so sorry. Just ignore me. I have a horrible hangover, I promise I’m not usually this much of a disaster.”
Sebastian laughs, equally charmed by Chris’s helpless chattering as he is by the blush coloring his cheeks, just visible above the line of Chris’s well-groomed beard.
“You’re fine, I’m not easily offended,” he assures him, stepping aside to let Chris into the hallway. “I can take a lot.”
Oh.
This time, it’s Sebastian’s turn to wince at his choice of words, but when he tentatively glances back at his visitor to see if he noticed, he stills. The look on Chris’s face instantly makes him forget all about feeling embarrassed.
Still standing by the door, melting snow forming puddles around his feet, Chris is watching him intently. There’s something curious in his gaze, something sharp and searching.
It makes Sebastian’s breath catch in his throat. He swallows, resisting the impulse to avert his gaze, play it off as a joke. Instead, he makes himself stare right back. Lets the tension build, lets it simmer and crackle as it stretches out between them, growing stronger with every second they spend looking at each other in heavy silence.
“That right?” Chris asks finally, his voice a low rumble that settles in Sebastian’s bones like smoldering embers. Chris takes a careful step forward, slowly, giving him every chance to back away.
Sebastian stays where he is.
“Mmm,” he hums, catching his bottom lip between his teeth and biting down lightly, experimentally, on the soft, plump flesh. When Chris’s eyes flick down to his mouth instantly, homing in on it like an eagle on its prey, Sebastian decides to take a chance.
“Tell you what,” Sebastian says huskily, stepping closer under Chris’s dark, watchful gaze. “Why don’t you give me a tour and show me which bedroom used to be yours-” he comes to a halt right in front of Chris, looking up at him through his eyelashes, “and maybe you’ll find out just how much I can take, hm?”
For a moment, Sebastian holds his breath, praying he read this thing right and didn’t accidentally sexually harass a virtual stranger – but then Chris growls and surges forward, and Sebastian knows his gamble is about to pay off.
Big time.
Merry Christmas to me, Sebastian thinks wildly, just before Chris claims his mouth in a searing kiss. After that, he stops thinking altogether.
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Haikyuu But They Don’t Play Volleyball (Pretty Setter Squad)
Notes: I am once again telling you that I know nothing about sports.
*Read that Captain version here! (oikawa was included in the captain thread)*
Sugawara Koushi: Diving
He’s beauty. He’s grace. How could he not be a diver?
I’m sorry but just imagine him coming up from a dive, his hair clinging to his forehead, just smiling that pretty smile of his as he swims back to the edge of the pool?
Catch me simping.
TEAMMOMTEAMMOMTEAMMOM!
Sugawara is brings a whole ass cooler of snacks and drinks to every meet for all of his teammates.
Probably leads in stretches? His positive energy gets everyone super hyped for the competition. I promise you’ve never heard anyone count to ten with more enthusiasm.
He’s there on the sidelines to watch every single dive during the meet, shouting words of encouragement as they approach the platform, and then cheering loudly after the completed dive.
But, also? C H A O T I C at practices. Like he knows when it’s time to actually practice, but if something has the team down? He’ll do some stupid move, shouting some TikTok reference on his way down.
Sugawara is really good at twisting dives? Like?? Really good at them.
If you come to his meets to watch him? Precious bean smiles so much, likely giving you a thumbs up and a toothy grin before he steps up to the edge of the springboard.
You’ll try to give him a hug once he’s out of the water, but he’ll likely just laugh and object, saying that he’ll get your clothes all wet.
But, he will sit down in his chair and let you dry his hair with his towel. Watch him melt into your touch once you're done and just running your fingers through his silver strands, getting any tangles out.
He always offers you his jacket, because he’s an absolute gentleman. But, he inevitably ends up getting cold, and will cuddle you in his lap to steal your body heat, putting his towel down over his legs so you don’t get your pants all wet.
Kageyama Tobio: Basketball
He plays point guard, because much like the setter in volleyball, the point guard controls the team’s offense. It’s the most specialized position, again, just like the setter.
Three point K I N G!
Drains them left and right with expert precision.
He plays so rough oml and it’s not even on purpose! Someone could guard him too much and he’s pissed even though that’s literally the point of basketball??? Catch him throwing so many elbows.
Kageyama practices dribbling non-stop. If he’s not in during practice, he’s on the side lines doing ball-handling drills.
He could be the best ball-handler on the team and he’s still working to improve himself and learn from some of the point guards from the opposing teams.
He will have no idea that you’re even at his games, because he’s so in the zone, but if you come up to him afterwards as he walks out of the locker room?
Insert soft Tobio smile here ;-;
He’ll ask you if you enjoyed the game, probably talking about how one of the other players had a really clean jump shot, asking you to rebound for him so he can try that.
Please tell him no. He’s on an adrenaline high and needs to go get some rest.
Kageyama will probably con you into it, no matter how much you object. He’d be shooting baskets, asking for your input every now and then as if you have any idea what you’re meant to be looking for.
You definitely walked up to him after a game in a t-shirt that had his name on it and this boy just got so flustered, because he will never be over the fact that you, of all people, wanted to date him.
But, he would tell you that you looked nice, just like he always does. Kageyama would never outright say it, but the fact that you get all dressed up for his games makes his heart do backflips 🥺
Kozume Kenma: Track
Right? Crazy, I know, but hear me out. He does high jump or maybe pole vault. Something that doesn’t require too much physical exertion.
Sitting outside in the sun at track meets for hours on end is by no means his favorite thing to do, but he’s one of the first events, so if the meet is at Nekoma, he can just dip for a little while and go play his games at a cafe that has air conditioning or something. Don’t tell his coach though because they’re technically not meant to leave??
During practices, you will likely find him lying on the mats, playing a game on his phone, not even caring if his coach comes over. The others are doing the same thing, so why does it matter?
He can get really meticulous though, especially right before postseason. He’d get in this trance where he’s constantly working on his approaches, making sure they feel just right before he even thinks about jumping.
Kenma hates when you come watch him. It throws him off, so if you do plan on coming to a meet, please don’t say anything ;-;
Honestly, he probably wouldn’t even tell you when he has meets, just so he doesn’t run the risk of you watching him.
Assuming you do find out his schedule, it’s probably best if you come after his events? It would put him more at ease knowing that there wasn’t even the slightest possibility that you had watched him.
He’ll sit on the bleachers with you though, munching on some snacks that you brought, making quiet conversation while he plays his games.
Kenma will always tell you that he doesn’t care if you come or not, but deep down, he enjoys the time he gets to spend with you while he’s waiting for results he absolutely will make sure that you leave if he makes it to the final round though
Akaashi Keiji: Golf
GOLF BRAT this is a joke don’t kill me pls
I’m talking like he grew up playing golf with his dad, but because he’s played so long, he’s super good.
He shoots in the high-30s on nine holes and probably gets really annoyed with himself if he gets in the mid-40s
You’ll see him on the driving range right after the match, practicing until he’s content if he ever does worse than he expected.
He only uses Callaway golf balls and probably has a really unique ball mark.
His golf clubs? Custom fit. He’s not a snob, I swear. He just takes it really seriously, because Akaashi knows that he’s good and could get some really incredible scholarships. He wants to be able to perform to the best of his ability and if that means spending a lot on a nice set of golf clubs that will last him for a long time, then he’ll do it.
Akaashi carries his clubs. He doesn’t understand the need for those push carts? Sure the clubs are kind of heavy, but it’s not that bad.
Definitely refused to wear a glove for a long time, but eventually the blisters and calluses got so bad that he had to cave.
Putting KING. Can and will sink a 15’ putt without batting an eyelash. He doesn’t have a lot of power in his drives, but his short game is impeccable.
He’s always really flattered when you show up to his matches. They’re boring to watch, and he knows that, especially if you don’t play golf or have any interest in the sport.
But, the fact that you’re willing to walk with him around the course, asking him questions about the rules of the game, or even just helping him find his ball? It brings that gentle Akaashi smile to his face.
Akaashi in a polo akaashi in a polo akaashi in a motherfucking polo
Some weekends he’ll take you out to the course with him, let you borrow a set of his old clubs if you don’t have a set of your own, and you two will play a round of golf together
You give up after hitting the ball in the lake four times in row and just settle for driving the golf cart and providing him with emotional support.
Atsumu Miya: Tennis
Just imagine that wide ass smile of his when he scores a point
Wait i’m already soft i-
Anyway. The intention was to get Osamu to play too and they would be this really incredible duo for doubles
But Osamu physically could not put up with Atsumu’s shit. Like, in volleyball there are other people on the court to interact with, but in doubles tennis? It’s just atsumu
Osamu literally lasted one practice.
But, we’re not here to talk about him.
Atsumu doesn’t have a lot of power, so he has to come up with other ways to score. He mainly relies on well-aimed receives or drop shots
He hates the uniforms and he looks terrible in them. I’m so sorry Atsumu stans, but it’s just a fact. Those really light, almost white, khakis and the maroon polo? Boy looks so dumb and he knows it. Add the dumbass headband his coach makes him wear to keep his hair from his eyes? Fashion crises.
It’s for this reason that he really doesn’t want you at his matches. Because he knows that you’re going to take stupid pictures of him and use them as blackmail. You come anyway and yes. You take a million pictures of your boyfriend looking like a hot mess in his uniform.
If he catches you taking pictures in between sets? He’s going to steal your phone the minute he’s done so he can delete them all
“153 pictures?! What the hell, Princess. . .”
“Sorry, ‘mu. You just look so dumb in your uniform.”
He likes to drag you out to the courts on weekends to play doubles with friends or he’ll ask you to play singles with him. He always says that he’ll go easy on you, but three volleys in and he’s slipped into the zone and he’s playing for real.
Atsumu has absolutely smacked your ass with his racket and feigned innocence when you whirl around to stare at him in shock. He probably starts lecturing the nearest person on how they should treat someone like that, especially his princess.
Smack his arm and shut him up, please.
I promise he looks a lot better when the two of you go play than when he actually has a match. Some nice athletic shorts and a black t-shirt or hoodie, maybe a baseball cap to keep his hair out of his face? Yeah. He looks hella cute.
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Unconditional I
Rating: G
Pairing: Chris Evans/Sebastian Stan
Characters: Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Original Child Character (OCC)
Summary: Chris and Sebastian’s foster child comes out to them as trans and of course, they love them unconditionally.
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Mikey stood at the top of the stairs in their blue Tony Hawk hand me down hoodie that they’d had for years now. Their new socks were nice though, and so were their other new clothes but this sweat shirt was never going to go away. It was sometimes one of the only possessions they’d had going through the system. Nervously their toes wiggled inside their socks as they curled their feet over the top stair teetering as they debated their next move. It was now or never.
Their mom had probably had an inkling before she passed but she was gone now... and now they had to tell Chris and Sebastian... or “dad” and “tata” as they were slowly getting used to calling them. They’d assured them after their mother’s death and from day one they wouldn’t be transferred around anymore. This was their last stop on that train and their permanent home could be with them if that’s what they wanted. And Mikey did want that, he just hoped that after this new revelation Sebastian and Chris would still feel the same. They hoped that even if they didn’t want them anymore they’d still consider adopting Bailey. Mikey wanted his sister to have a good life, she was only 7, them being 15, they’d be fine on their own if they had to.
Anyway... it was now or never. They felt this bursting forth from them. They couldn’t keep it in anymore it was too stressful, it was killing them. They’d been up the past three nights and they knew that Chris and Sebastian were starting to notice.
“Dad? Tată?” Mikey called out in a voice just loud enough for Sebastian and Chris to hear. The two were sitting in the living room, they’d just put Luca, Lea, and Bailey down for bed and Mikey had just finished reading to them, leaving the couple to settle down for the night before turning in.
Mikey couldn’t help but smile as they noticed from the top of the stairs how the two were curled against each other. Chris on his tablet while Sebastian was resting his head on his shoulder, seemingly on his phone. They hated to disturb them but they needed to tell them this.
“Hey buddy, what’s up?” Chris asked, a soft smile on his burly winter bearded face.
“Hi... I’m... Um... can we... can we talk? Can I talk to both of you?” Mikey fidgeted with his hands wringing them together and teetering back and forth on their toes.
Chris’s face immediately turned concerned. His brows knitting together as he and Sebastian parted, sliding over to make room for Mikey beside them if they wanted to sit.
“Yeah, of course, always, you can come to us with anything, is something wrong? Do we need to break out the hot chocolate for this one?”
Hot chocolate had become a tradition with tough conversations in the household. It was brought out a few months ago when their mom passed, and again when they were told that they couldn’t be adopted yet, and yet another time when they were discussing a career move that would require Sebastian to be gone for four months that he wanted to get the kids input on. He hadn’t taken it. It had been too soon, but while hot chocolate was synonymous with difficult conversation it was also synonymous with comfort and warmth and safety. Tough conversations were no longer callous encounters, with Chris and Sebastian tough conversations were always had in an environment that was carefully curated to also feel safe and full of love and support. If this conversation didn’t go the way Mikey wanted they didn’t want the memory of hot chocolate to be ruined forever so they declined.
“N-no... I think... I think I’d rather just talk.” Rather than sitting down between the two Mikey nervously backed up against the accent chair in the living room and sat down lightly on the arm, perching carefully as they continued to fidget.
Mikey took a deep breath unsure of how to come out with it. Right now their palms were sweaty and their heart was pounding against their ribs. They felt clammy and sick... but they had to,
“Hey, Mikey, buddy, we love you, you’re safe here and you can tell us anything, we promise...” Sebastian spoke up, his eyes earnest.
Mikey wanted to cry.
“I-I-I-I’m... I... I think I’m trans?” It came out as a question, it made them mad that it did, what were they doing? Asking permission? No. They knew, they were sure, had been for a long time so what was with the questioning. Mikey shook their head,
“No, no... Sorry...” Mikey sat up straight a look of determination in their eyes as they met both Chris and Sebastian’s gazes. “I know I’m trans...my name is Melody because that’s the name my mom wanted to name me if I’d been a girl, which I am. My pronounce are she/her/they and if you don’t like it I’ll leave and figure things out myself.”
Melody stood there with a firm stance. Her eyes hard and arms crossed as she glared daggers into Chris and Sebastian who hadn’t said anything yet. Chris was the first to speak, his voice was soft as he said,
“Come, sit,” and patted the seat beside him. Deflating almost immediately Melody came and sat next to him. Her guard was still up but her firm stance from earlier and hard exterior had crumbled again. Now she was just scared. Scared and terrified. Melody felt an arm slide around her shoulders and she tensed up, softly though, Chris’s voice reached her ears,
“Melody, honey, we love you... no matter who you are, or how you identify... if your name is Melody and you’re a girl who goes by she/her/they, then that’s who you are and that’s what we will refer to you as, we’re both bisexual men, and you know my brother, your Uncle Scott, is gay. We couldn’t possibly be bothered less about if you’re trans. We love you,”
Melody felt herself shaking and as she blinked she felt the tears on her cheeks she was crying.
“Aw, sweetie, come here,” Sebastian’s said, pulling her into him and resting his head on top of hers as he hushed her and stroked her back, she clung to him and cried tears of sheer relief. Yes, she’d known they were obviously bisexual and she’d remembered that Scott was gay, but she never had heard them speak of any trans person they knew aside from one actress that Chris had worked with. And then it was just in passing. So she didn’t know, she hadn’t been 100% sure and that slight uncertainty had been killing her. She was so happy she was right about them though. So happy that they didn’t care...
“Hey, it’s okay, I promise we love you, we support you, you don’t need to get upset, you don’t need to cry, you’re okay, you’re safe, and if anyone, anyone has anything to say about it, they can fuck right off,” Melody pulled away from Sebastian at Chris’s assurances. She let out a wet chuckle at his last comment before throwing herself at him too,
“Thank you...” she said, another sob escaping her throat, one of absolute relief.
“You don’t have to thank us, we should be thanking you... thank you for telling us, we love you, I’m going to warn you, I might slip up a few times and I’ll have to get used to the new name and pronouns but we love you, okay?”
“Same here, it’ll be a change, but not a bad one,”
Melody wiped her eyes with the sleeves of her hoodie suddenly feeling completely drained. It was late after all and this had taken up all of her strength.
“Why don’t we talk more about this tomorrow okay? It’s late, we can look into getting you new clothes if that’s something you want and we can research some doctors if medically transitioning is something you’re interested in starting soon too okay? But in the morning, I’m sure this took a lot to tell us, but we love you and things will stay the same in most ways and change in only good ones I promise, okay?” Melody nodded. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. It was one thing to just accept it and accept her but the offer for clothes and to look into a doctor... it showed they were really serious, and were already somewhat educated... she couldn’t be happier.
Melody stood from the couch and let out one last sniffle. With her jacket over her hands giving her sweater paws she stood in front of them and gave a little wave. “Okay, goodnight...”
“Goodnight, we’ll see you in the morning, we love you,”
Melody nodded, she hadn’t told them she loved them yet but her heart was swelling with affection and emotion for them and as she turned to go and got to the stairs she stopped,
“I-I love you guys too...” she finally said. Their heads snapped over to her immediately and they were standing, stumbling over one and other as they came towards her. She was slightly surprised.
“What? I’m sorry... did you say?” Sebastian’s eyes were wide with hope,
“I-I love you guys too... I do... I love you guys, dad, I love you... tată, I love you...”
“Oh my god... Mik-Melody oh... we love you, we love you too!” Chris was sweeping her up into his arms again, lifting her off the ground and making her laugh. He spun her around once before putting her down, his eyes were shining with tears as he choked out, “You mean it? For real? You’ve... you’ve never said that... you haven’t said that yet...”
Melody just nodded, “Yeah, I mean it... I already have started seeing you as my dads... I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to say it. But I do, I love you guys and I’m... I’m so thankful that I ended up here...”
Sebastian was openly crying too now as he wrapped her in a bear hug of his own, he gave her a tight squeeze, “I’m so thankful that you guys ended up here too, you fit perfectly into this family and we want to have you guys as part of it forever. I swear, we’re working on it. I know things haven’t been easy but I’m so happy you’re here and I’m so happy to be your dad...”
Chris joined the hug and they stood there at the foot of the stairs, smothering Melody with love until she finally began to actually feel smothered and spoke up,
“I love you guys, but it’s actually getting hard to breathe, I’m pretty small and you guys are pretty aggressive huggers...”
“Oh.. sorry,” Chris laughed as they broke the hug and he went to stand by Sebastian again, the two of them gravitated to each other and their hands magnetically connected with parts of each other’s bodies, around the waist and in each other’s pockets as they always did when they got close. They both smiled and watched as Melody made her way the rest of the way up the stairs and disappeared down the hall.
Chris turned to Sebastian, letting out a sigh and giving a shrug,
“Well, that all happened.” He commented.
“It did, didn’t it? I’m so proud of her...” Sebastian said.
“Me too,” Chris said.
“So, we have two daughters now, maybe three soon,”
“Guess so, good thing I had sisters,” Chris said.
“Yeah, we can do this,”
“Of course we can, together, we can get through everything. We’ve already been through a lot, this is nothing we can’t handle. We’ve just gotta be supportive and love her unconditionally...” Sebastian leaned up to press a soft kiss on his husbands lips.
“Let’s go to bed, we’ve got some more important conversations to have tomorrow.”
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Better to Say Too Much
“Say What You Mean to Say”
Chapter 1
The attic bedroom was filled with awkward silence after Stan forced them to go to bed early. They each lay in their beds, trying to look occupied with reading or knitting, but still glancing over at the other every few seconds. Finally, they both couldn't take the quiet any more.
"Dipper, I'm--"
"Mabel, are you--"
They both laughed awkwardly.
"You first." Dipper offered.
"I… I'm really worried about Bill coming back." Mabel admitted, "you got really hurt the last time, and you could've been hurt way worse if we hadn't been able to stop him at the puppet show. I don't want something like that to happen again. It's more important than ever that we look out for each other."
"It'll be ok, Mabel." Dipper assured her. "Bill can't get to us as long as we're inside the barrier."
A small smile spread across her lips, but she didn't look completely comforted. "What were you gonna say?"
Dipper fidgeted with his sheets. "I was gonna ask… are you still mad at me?"
Mabel glanced back down at her knitting. She was, a little bit. But she couldn’t say that after she’d just told her brother how important it was that they look out for each other. “Well… I haven’t changed my mind about how I feel about you taking Ford’s apprenticeship. But, I know you need more time to think about it, so… I’m just not gonna talk about it for now.”
“So that’s a yes?” Dipper read between the lines.
The colorful girl frowned. “Blargh! I don’t wanna be mad at you, especially not right now, but I just-- I don’t want things to change! I like the way my life is now!”
“Things can’t stay frozen like this forever Mabel, that’s just how life works. Things change.”
Mabel buried herself into her blankets. “I guess.” She mumbled sullenly. “Let’s just not talk about it right now, OK? I know you want time to think about it.”
“Ok, but we do need to talk about this at some point.”
“I already told you what I think about it.”
“Yeah, but we need to talk about it when we’re both calm and not super emotional. I’m not gonna make a decision without your input.”
Mabel poked her head back out of her blankets. “Really?”
“Yeah.” Dipper affirmed, “You were right, this affects you too.”
That certainly made Mabel feel a little better. But it also made her a little anxious. She was going to have to come up with a calm, rational, Dipper-friendly explanation for why she thought the apprenticeship with Ford was a bad idea beyond just ‘You are my brother and I don’t want you to leave me’.
* * *
Sunlight was just barely beginning to filter through the darkness when Stan was awoken by the sound of power tools the next morning. He groggily rose out of bed, wondering if Soos had come in early and started on some repairs around the shack. It wouldn’t be the first time. As the racket continued, Stan once again found himself wondering how the heck the kids could sleep through all this noise. Upon reaching the gift shop, Stan found not Soos, but Ford, in the middle of messing with the security cameras.
“...Did you even sleep last night?” Stan asked, still half-asleep.
“No, I spent most of the night attempting to crack open the containment unit.” Ford replied without turning around. Apparently he’d seen his brother coming on the security feed. “I only managed to expand the crack another millimeter or so, but it’s clear that Mabel was right. It’s curing more slowly within the dome.”
“Uh... “ Whatever his brother had just said went right over Stan’s still sleep-addled head. “What’re you doin’ up here?”
“You said I could use your security cameras to monitor the secret entrance to the lab." Ford reminded him. "You also said if I stayed in here, it would attract too much attention. So I'm rerouting the feed to the den."
"I said you could watch the video feed from my office.”
"It takes exactly forty-three seconds for me to run downstairs from your office to the secret entrance. In that time someone could input the code and be halfway down the elevator. I'm going to be set up right on the other side of that door." Ford pointed to the Employees Only sign that led into the den.
"Why don't you just change it over to a wireless feed, while you're at it." Stan rolled his eyes.
"That’s what I’m doing." Ford answered, not realizing his brother's question had been both rhetorical and sarcastic.
“Fine. Just don’t forget, you’re supposed to call Dipper ‘n Mabel’s parents today.” Stan reminded him.
Ford checked his watch. “I doubt they’re up at this hour.”
“Then why the heck are you up doin’ this!?”
“I need to finish before you open this place up to tours.”
Stan gave a roaring yawn. “Oh yeah, that reminds me.” He taped an Out of Order sign up on the vending machine. “So you don’t come charging in guns ablazing every time some schmuck wants a cheese log.”
“Good thinking.” Ford said simply.
“Welp, I’m already up. Might as well start makin’ breakfast.” Stan scratched his rear and turned to leave. He almost asked Ford if he wanted anything, but thought better of it. His brother at least came upstairs to have dinner with the family most days, but Stan never saw him eat any other meals. Dipper had mentioned something about nutrition pills at some point. Stan thought that was an affront against nature and taste buds, but hey, if it meant one less mouth to feed, he wasn’t going to complain.
* * *
Ford did finish his upgrade of the security cameras before the Mystery Shack opened, although it hardly mattered. The only people there that morning were Wendy and Soos.
“Aw man, the vending machine’s out of order again?” Wendy complained when she saw the sign taped up on its front.
“Eh, not exactly.” Stan shrugged. “My brother’s got some super-dangerous ball of glitter-glue down there, and this jerk called Bill wants to steal it. I figured it was safer just to not let anybody use the vending machine. I did the same thing right after those agents started snooping around.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot there really is a secret passage back there!” Wendy recalled “That’s so weird, I had a dream about that last night.”
The Employees Only door slammed open and Ford loomed into the gift shop.
"Oh, hey Stan Two." Wendy greeted him, as if it were perfectly normal for your boss' long-lost twin to suddenly barge in on a conversation.
"Tell me everything you can remember about this dream." The old researcher demanded.
"Well, that's what was really weird about it. I don't normally remember my dreams, but this one was really vivid." Wendy explained.
"Yes, and what happened?"
"Uh, I opened up the secret passage behind the vending machine… then there were like stairs leading to an elevator? That was really weird. Then when I got out of the elevator there were like, I dunno, balloons or bubbles or something everywhere? Dipper was down there, but he was weird too. Kinda like when he went nuts during Mabel's puppet show last month? Anyway, he handed me my axe and wanted me to start popping the bubbles, or whatever they were. Like I said, man, it was weird."
"How did it end?" Ford asked frantically.
"Uh, I think I woke up after he gave me the axe."
"Did you make any deals? Did you shake his hand!?"
"Nnnnnooo?" Wendy replied, starting to feel a little weirded out.
Ford grabbed her by the shoulders. "This is gravely serious. Your dreams were invaded last night by Bill Cipher."
"Wait, you mean like that jerk Mabel needed the unicorn hair to get rid of?"
"Yes, and he's trying to convince you to cut open the rift I already sealed! What exactly did he say to you?"
"Who, you mean the Dipper in my dream?"
"Yes, I'm almost certain that was Bill in disguise. Did he have yellow eyes?"
Wendy looked genuinely spooked now. "How… how did you know that?"
"What did he say to you?" Ford repeated forcefully.
"Relax, Captain Paranoid." Stan stepped between his brother and his employee.
"I am not paranoid!!" Ford shouted. "There is no possible way she could just coincidentally dream all those details, it has to be Bill!"
"I know, alright, but you're freaking her out!"
To the untrained eye, Wendy just looked mildly perturbed, but Stan had known her long enough to know mildly perturbed for Wendy was on the verge of a panic attack for an average person.
Ford tried to reel in his frantic, fearful energy, but he still needed to know what happened. "I'm sorry, I don't mean to frighten you, it's just--"
"I'm not frightened." Wendy insisted. "It's just a lot to take in, ya know?" She paused and thought back to her dream. "He just handed me my axe, and said 'Have at it, Red!' and that's not how Dipper talks to me, so I woke up."
Stan could practically see the gears turning in Ford’s head as the old researcher tried to guess what Bill was up to. The old conman was pretty worried about the whole thing himself; he honestly hadn’t thought Bill would bother anyone outside their immediate family, but he wasn’t about to let any of that show. Wendy was freaked out enough as it was.
“Thank you… Wendy, was it?” Ford finally said. “For now, you needn’t worry. Just be cautious if you have any more strange dreams: don’t shake anyone’s hand, don’t make any deals, and don’t burst any bubbles, balloons, or other dome-like things.”
“Yeah, sure.” Wendy nodded, which Stan knew was probably the strongest affirmative she’d ever give any adult.
“Do you dudes wanna hear about the weird dream I had last night?” Soos asked.
“Yes.” Ford said gravely.
“Oh boy.” Stan just rolled his eyes.
“Ok, so I was at Beryl City Nerdic Con with Melody, only she wasn’t actually there in person, she was just there on my laptop that I had to carry around with me, and I was trying to go to a panel where Mr. Pines was the guest speaker, except the room kept on getting changed, so I was running all over the convention center, but I had to be careful not to drop my laptop, or Melody couldn’t see what was happening. And then they moved the panel to a tent outside…”
Stan pulled Wendy aside while Soos continued the ramble on. “Hey, kid, we’re pretty slow today, so if you’re not feelin’ great after last night--”
“I’m fine, Mr. Pines.” The girl insisted. But the fact that she’d passed up an opportunity to get out of work for the day was practically a blinking sign advertising the fact that she was definitely not fine.
“If you say so.” Stan folded his arms. “But like I said, we’re slow. Do me a favor an’ go check on the kids. I haven’t seen either of ‘em all morning.”
“Yeah, alright.” She walked through the Employees Only door and into the main part of the house. Stan was sure Dipper and Mabel would do a better job of explaining what was going on and comforting the teen than his brother had. Of course, Ford had set the bar pretty low.
“... So I spent like, the next twenty minutes of the dream working on this dude’s engine. And when I’m finally done, instead of asking him to give me a ride to the panel, I just keep walking! I didn’t even realize I could’ve asked him that until we were like a block down the street and Melody brought it up! So then it started raining--”
“Soos,” Ford finally interrupted the handyman’s long winded retelling. “Were there yellow eyes at any point in this dream?”
“Uh, not that I remember.”
“Did you ever shake anyone’s hand?”
“Nah, I had to keep holding on to Melody’s laptop.”
“Did you make a deal with anyone?”
“Well, I did start working at that restaurant, and fix that one dude’s truck. But those weren’t really deals, I don’t think. I just saw jobs that needed to be done.”
“Then I think I can say with certainty that Bill Cipher did not enter your dreams last night.”
“Heheh, what a relief! So anyway, once we got to the tent where the panel was being held…”
* * *
Mabel had been texting back and forth with Pacifica since she’d gotten up that morning.
Pacifica, I have a weird question for you
I thought I told you to delete this number
And for the last time, it wasn’t actually a hug
No, not about you and diper
*Dipper
Have your parents been acting weird lately?
What do you mean they’re never weird
They’re the opposite of weird
They’re just really rich and controlling
I mean have they been acting different from usual?
No they’re just mad at me
why?
Its a long story. Come over later and ill tell you about it!!!
Can’t
I’m super grounded after the photoshoot thing
Do we need to come rescue you???!?!
No please don’t I’ll just get in more trouble
:( :( :(
Well let me know if you have any weird dreams or anything
Why what’s going on?
I don’t think its safe to talk bout it over phone
Are you ok?
:D :D :D :D
Yeah im fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I helped Grunkle Ford set up a protection spell
You remember he was the one you said looked like hot Stan
OMG SHUT UP!!
The colorful girl hadn’t heard back from her crazy rich rival since that last comment, but at least it seemed nothing was up with the Northwests. Mabel sighed as she hugged Waddles and scrolled back up through their conversation. She may have stretched the truth a bit with Pacifica. “Fine” probably wasn’t the right word for how she felt. But she didn’t want her friend to worry about her.
She was interrupted from her thoughts by a knock on the door.
“What up, dudes?” Wendy called from the other side.
Mabel finally got up out of bed and opened the door to her teenaged friend. “Wendy! What are you doing up here?”
“Stan asked me to come check on you guys.” She shrugged. “Hey, where’s Dipper?”
“I think he’s on the roof. He… he needed some time to himself for thinking.”
“Well, he’d better be done, ‘cuz I need to talk to him.” Wendy said sternly.
Mabel led the ginger teen over to the nearest window with access to the roof. It wasn’t necessary, Wendy knew her way around the Shack, but the colorful girl needed an excuse to get up and out of her room. Once Wendy was outside, Waddles started thumping down the stairs, probably in search of a late breakfast. Mabel followed him down the stairs and into the kitchen.
Stan had made bacon and cheesy eggs, although they’d gone cold by the time Mabel reached them. Oh well, it was nothing a few seconds in the microwave couldn’t fix. The girl scooped the eggs into a bowl and nuked them for a few seconds. Waddles sniffed at the food on the table above him.
“No Waddles!” Mabel admonished him, pushing away the plate of bacon. “That’s cannibalism!”
Once it was warmed, she scooped half her eggs directly into the pig’s mouth, then proceeded to eat the rest herself. After finishing breakfast, she made a beeline for the livingroom and the TV, intent on watching Saturday morning cartoons. The den and the livingroom kind of bled into each other, and when Mabel sat down on the recliner in front of the TV, she couldn’t help but notice Ford sitting at the card table around the corner, intently watching his own screen.
The girl wondered if this was the right time to finally confront Ford about the apprenticeship thing. They were alone in the house at the moment, but he looked busy. Then she remembered. Ford had said he wanted to watch the security cameras to make sure no tourists tried to get into the lab today! Mabel knew better than to try and interrupt that, so she just flipped on the TV instead.
The sound of the TV turning on, however, alerted Ford to her presence. The old researcher looked up at her, then back down at his screen, then glanced at the door, back at the screen, and finally back up at Mabel again.
"Mabel, may I speak with you for a moment?" He asked.
Mabel's brain tripped all over itself. This was her chance, but what was she supposed to say? How could she explain to her Grunkle how what he was offering Dipper was hurting her? Would he get mad at her? Was she going to lose control of her emotions and get mad at him?
Her apprehension must have been apparent, because Ford crossed the room and knelt down beside her, getting on her eye level. "I want you to know, it was never my intention to hurt you by offering Dipper the apprenticeship. I guessed it might upset you, but I didn't realize just how strongly you'd react, or how terrible my timing was. I'm afraid I can't give you the same kind of personalized education I can give your brother, the kind of education you deserve, but you're welcome to stay here too, if you wish."
The girl was stunned, unsure of how to react. Her thoughts, which had already been scrambling to figure out how to confront Ford, were knocked completely off-course. Wasn’t this what she wanted? More time in Gravity Falls? More time to spend with her new family and friends? More time to have adventures with her brother? Or had her new Grunkle’s offer just made her situation worse? If Mabel stayed in Gravity Falls, she wouldn’t get to go to school with her old friends, wouldn’t get to go home to her mom and dad, or her cat, back in Piedmont.
“...Mabel?” Ford asked when she hesitated.
“I know you’re trying to make me feel better, but you’re not!” She finally cried. “You’re making me choose between my brother and my parents!”
“Mabel, no--”
“Yes, you are!” She maintained, with tears in her eyes. “I know you’ve been alone for a long time, and you’re mad at your brother, b-but you’ve got to understand how hard a decision you’re asking us to make!”
The old researcher was obviously distressed that he’d made his niece cry, but he went on talking anyway.
“Mabel, I do realize how difficult a decision this is... and you don’t have to make that decision right away. I just-- just realized it wasn’t fair to not at least give you that option. And I know you’re capable. You’ve already made several difficult decisions this summer, from what I’ve heard.”
“So what’s one more, right?” She cried indignantly, wiping furiously away at her tears and storming off.
Unfortunately, the sounds of their argument had attracted Stan. He poked his head in from the gift shop just in time to see Mabel’s aggrieved exit. The old conman entered the room, and if looks could kill, Ford would have been dead on the spot.
“What. Did you. Do?”
* * *
The roof held its fair share of bad memories for Dipper. It was where Wax Sherlock Holmes had tried to kill him, where Tyrone had melted, where Bill had first tried to make a deal with him. But there were some good memories too. It was where he’d first started hanging out with Wendy, where he’d lit off fireworks with Grunkle Stan and Mabel, where he still liked to go when he needed someplace to think. It was some peace and quiet away from his raucous family members. Dipper definitely got why Ford spent so much time in the basement.
Today it was especially nice. The weather was cooling as fall approached, and a pleasant breeze whispered through the treetops. The sun-warmed shingles were just the right temperature, making a comfortable seat.
Dipper needed the tranquil environment. He had a lot on his mind, and a big decision to make. Today was the first time since Ford had offered him the apprenticeship that he had an opportunity to stop and really consider his options. So far, the boy had compiled a detailed pros and cons chart, and was currently in the process of reviewing that list and giving each item a weighted score. Pros like “Don’t have to ride bus back to Piedmont” only got one point, while pros like “Get to explore UFO” got ten. The cons were rated on a similar scale, with the worst one, “Don’t go home with Mabel”, getting a score of eleven, because it was a very bad con.
“Hmmm, get to hang out with Wendy after school… Would that be a six or a seven? Mabey an eight?” He mumbled to himself.
“I’d go with eight. I might be biased though.” Wendy’s voice replied behind him.
The boy’s face flushed the same shade of red as the teen’s hair. “W-wendy! I-I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there! It’s not--I’m not--I just wanna hang out as friends, I swear!”
“Don’t sweat it, man!” She punched him playfully in the arm. “I’m the one who snuck up on you.”
“Heh.” Dipper forced out an awkward chuckle. “Did you come up here to escape work?”
“Eh, sorta.” Wendy waggled her hand in a so-so motion. “Stan asked me to check on you dudes.”
“Oh. Yeah, everyone’s kinda freaked out right now ‘cuz Bill showed up yesterday. He tried to make a deal with Mabel and Stan, and then when he couldn’t, he got angry and started making threats. Ford’s got something he wants, but it’s safe, thanks to that unicorn hair you and Mabel got the other day. We just have to make sure it stays that way.”
“Yyyeah, that’s kinda the other reason I’m up here.” Wendy admitted.
Dipper turned his full attention to her. He hadn’t seen Wendy this nervous since they almost got their memories wiped.
“So… I had a weird dream last night. I didn’t really think anything of it until I talked to Ford about it when I got into work just now… but… he seemed to think it was that Bill guy, and honestly… I think he’s right.”
Dipper’s eyes widened with fear. “Ohmigosh, a-are you ok? What happened? Did he try to make a deal with you? Did he threaten you or your family?”
“Nah, dude, he just… It was weird, I guess in the dream he was pretending to be you? I went down into the Shack’s basement and it was filled with these bubbles of glitter, or something, and you were down there, but your eyes were yellow and you were calling me weird names. You gave me my axe and said ‘Have at it’. Or, Bill did, I guess.”
The breeze that had once felt pleasant was now sending shivers up Dipper’s spine. “The rift! He was trying to get you to cut open the rift!”
"Yeah, that's what your Uncle said. Uh, and that is…?” Wendy asked.
The boy hesitated. Ford had asked Dipper not to tell anyone about the rift, not even Stan or Mabel… but that had almost led to Bill tricking them yesterday. He probably would have, if not for Stan’s instincts. It would probably be best if he told Wendy, right? He’d already kinda spilled the beans, after all.
“The portal that Stan used to bring Ford home created a rip in the universe.” Dipper explained. “Bill wants it so he can invade our world. Me and Ford sealed it up with an alien adhesive, but it’s taking longer to dry than we thought, so it’s still vulnerable. And Bill will try to convince anyone to break it open.”
“Yeah, well he wasn’t all that convincing, if you ask me.” Wendy said flippantly.
Dipper thought back to that night over a month ago on this very roof. “He wasn’t that convincing the first time he tried to trick me either. But then he showed up when I was desperate, and…” He suddenly understood why Ford had been so reluctant to share his past with Bill. Dipper couldn’t reveal such an embarrassing secret, especially not to Wendy. Still, it was probably the most effective way to explain what Bill was capable of to her.
“You remember what happened at Mabel’s puppet show, last month?”
“Yeah dude, you were so sleep deprived you started acting like the villain from a bad slasher flick.”
“That… wasn’t sleep deprivation. Bill possessed me.”
“Wait, what?” Wendy asked in disbelief.
“I-I screwed up. He said he’d give me the answers I was looking for, and all he wanted in return was a puppet. But I was the puppet!”
Wendy stared at him in horror. Dipper’s stomach flip-flopped. Was she going to tell him off for being stupid enough to fall for such an obvious trick? Was she afraid that Bill would come back and possess him again? Did she even believe him, or did she think he’d finally lost his mind?
“That wasn’t you…” she finally spoke in a low voice “...and I didn’t even realize… no, I knew something was off, but… Oh my gosh, Dipper, I’m so sorry, I should’ve done something!”
“What? No, Wendy, it’s not your fault!” he assured her. “I just wanted to warn you! Bill might come back, you need to know how he works, what he might try to do.”
The ginger teen stared out over the forest with a far-away look, her knuckles bone-white as she tightly gripped the edge of the roof. Dipper realized her gaze was pointed towards her house.
“Hey, uh, if I were to get my hands on some more unicorn hair, would your uncle be able to, I dunno, protect my house the way he did to the Shack?”
“Uh, I think so…” Dipper replied. “I’d have to ask him first.”
“Great. You talk to Ford. I gotta go talk to Stan. I think I’m gonna take the day off after all.”
* * *
Stan had just finished up a tour with a young couple who seemed more interested in each other than the exhibits. Eh, he’d take what he could get. Maybe he could set up a secluded corner of the gift shop and charge them to use the “Mystery Make-out Cave”.
He’d been about to move the T-shirt rack to start just that, when he heard a raised voice coming from the den. Stan turned up his hearing aide and leaned his ear against the door. It was Mabel, and she sounded upset. Next, he heard the long-winded ramblings of Ford. Whatever his big-mouthed brother had said obviously didn’t make Mabel feel any better. Stan poked his head into the room to see what all the commotion was about, just in time to see her fleeing the room. He’d only caught a glimpse of her face before she rounded the corner, but it was enough to see the tears streaming down her cheeks.
“What. Did you. Do?” Stan asked, his voice dangerously low.
Ford at least had the decency to feel guilty about making his niece cry. “I-I just told her she was welcome to stay here with Dipper during his apprenticeship, but for some reason beyond my understanding--”
“You did what!?” Stan growled.
“You’re the one who told me I was excluding Mabel by not extending her an offer as well!”
“You were supposed to call their parents first, genius!”
“You never said anything about which one I was supposed to do first!”
Part of Stan wanted to shake his brother, ask him how a guy with 12 PhD’s could be so stupid. But the other part of Stan knew Ford had always been like this. You had to give him ridiculously specific instructions when it came to social interactions, or he’d completely mess them up. Sometimes he’d mess them up even with instructions. It was Stan’s own fault for not saying “First you have to call the kids’ parents and get their permission. Then, there won’t be a then because there’s no way on Earth they’ll ever agree to it!”
Instead, Stan just pinched the bridge of his nose, massaged his eyes in a futile attempt to stop the oncoming stress-headache, and heaved a sigh of frustration.
“You know what your problem is? You’re treatin’ these kids like adults.”
“You see that as a problem?” Ford raised an eyebrow. “Perhaps your problem is that you treat them too much like children.”
“I don’t mean talkin’ down to them, or babying them!” Stan clarified. “I mean tryin’ to give them a normal-ish childhood! I mean not expectin’ them to grow up too fast! I mean not dumping huge problems or decisions on them! I mean lettin’ them enjoy bein’ young while they still can!”
“Normal is overrated.” Ford replied coolly. “And I still fail to see why they can’t enjoy being young here in Gravity Falls.”
Stan gave up. Why did he ever think his brother would listen to him? There was obviously only one way he was gonna make Ford see reason.
“Alright, time for you to call the kids parents.”
“I’ll call them after you shut down the gift shop for the day.” Ford said, looking back down at the security feed on his future-tech screen.
“Quit putting it off, Sixer! I’ll watch the gift shop. You go call. Now.” Stan insisted forcefully.
Thankfully, Ford relented. Just as he was about to enter the kitchen to access the phone there, Stan stopped him.
“Their numbers are on the fridge. Micha and Deborah. You probably have the best chance of reachin’ Debbs this time of day. Don’t call her Debbie, or she’ll chew you out for fifteen minutes.”
“Noted.” Ford nodded.
Stan returned to the gift shop. Someone had to keep an eye on the vending machine, after all. Of course, he was also going to keep an ear on Ford’s call, to make sure the nerd didn’t worm his way out of actually asking for permission.
When they were kids growing up in New Jersey, Stan and Ford would often listen in on their mother’s customers by carefully picking up the second receiver downstairs in the pawn shop. All they had to do was cover the mic and be careful not to giggle too much, and even their mom wouldn’t realize they were listening in until either one of them laughed too loud or dropped the phone. Stan’s landline had a second receiver in the gift shop, right next to the cash register.
The old conman picked up the phone, pressed his thumb over the mic, and held the speaker up to his ear. Bingo! It was still ringing, and it didn’t seem that Ford realized his brother was listening in, as the old nerd was humming to himself as he waited.
“Hello? Stanford?” Debbs asked as she answered the phone.
Ford's little gasp was amplified by the crackle of his breath into the phone's mic. "H-how did you-- you know who I am?"
"Caller ID, silly!" She explained with a giggle. "I know you're old, Stan, but it's been a thing since the 80's."
"Actually, it's been around since the 60's," Ford corrected her, "although I imagine its use became much more widespread after 1982."
"Uh, yeah… Stanford, are you sick? You sound, um… you don't sound like yourself."
Stan grit his teeth. Sure, rub salt in that wound. Because his brother didn't already hate him enough.
"I'm fine." Ford answered stiffly. "It's an incredibly long story, one I don't have time to relate over the phone now. Suffice to say, I'm more myself now than I've been in the last 30 years. But I have more important things to discuss with you."
"Is everything ok?" Debbs asked, a hint of worry coloring her voice.
Don't mention the dream demon threatening to kill us all! Stan thought desperately.
"Oh, I'm not calling about any trouble." Ford assured her.
Stan breathed a sigh of relief. So his brother wasn't completely clueless after all.
"I'm actually calling because I have a great opportunity for Dipper and Mabel!" The old researcher continued enthusiastically.
"Did you find discounted bus tickets?"
"No. In fact, there's a good chance you won't need to buy bus tickets at all! You see, I'd like to take Dipper on as my apprentice studying the anomalies of Gravity Falls! Mabel is welcome to stay too, although I'll need to find an appropriate teacher for her as soon as I take care of… ah, some more pressing matters in my work. I promise you, I'll make sure they continue to keep in regular contact with you through weekly letters, and with modern communications technology, you'll be able to talk with them face-to-face whenever you like. We'll also make time to come down and visit as often as our studies will allow. All I need is your permission for them to continue their stay here."
There was a long pause on the other end of the line. Finally, Debbs giggled nervously, like she was forcing herself to laugh at a joke she didn't get.
"Uhhh, that's great Stan. Are you practicing one of your new sales pitches on me?"
"I assure you, this is not one of my brother's schemes." Ford insisted. "You're my family, I would never expect any kind of compensation, regardless of how much the price of a secondary education had risen."
"Secondary education? I don't understand. What are you talking about?"
"I realize they're both at a seventh-grade level now, but I have twelve PhD's. With my one-on-one personalized teaching, even Mabel could begin learning at the college level in a couple of years. As for Dipper, I'm confident he could reach that level before next summer."
“No.”
“Well, I’m sure you’ll need to speak to your husband about it first, but we’ve still got another week to come to an agreement.”
Debbs' voice switched from sweet and patient to icy and venomous. "Listen, I dunno who you think you are, but you're not getting my kids!!"
“Y-you misunderstand me.” Ford’s voice faltered. “I don’t want to take your kids away from you, I’m just trying to give them a better education than what’s available to them back in California. Like I said, we’ll keep in regular contact, and we’ll come to visit--”
“Oh, I don’t care what kinda ‘better education’ you’re offering!” Debbs snapped sharply. “Nothing is worth being separated from my children!”
“What? But… but you’re separated from them right now! You’ve been separated for months! Why is it suddenly a problem now?” Ford asked in confusion.
“Two and a half months.” Debbs clarified. “Two and a half months so they could get out of the city and spend some time in the great outdoors, and even that’s been hard. And you expect me to just… just let my babies move away?”
“E-everyone moves away from home eventually, though.” Ford reasoned. “Surely, you don’t want them to still be living with you when they’re in their thirties!”
“Eventually, maybe. But not when they’re barely even thirteen!” She retorted. “Now you listen to me Stanford, or whoever you are. My kids had better be on the bus back to Piedmont come next Friday, or I’m coming up there to get them myself. And you’d better believe if I have to do that, they’re never going back to Gravity Falls again!”
With that, she hung up. Stan quickly hung up as well, so Ford didn’t notice the line was still active.
“...Great.” Stan hissed to himself, massaging his temples. That stress headache was really setting in now.
He’d been counting on this talk with the kids’ folks to be a wake-up call to Ford, but he hadn’t stopped to think about how much damage control he was gonna have to do afterwards. How could he have forgotten how much of an interpersonal relationship disaster his brother was? He should have been there in the same room with Ford, coaching him through it, making sure the nerd didn’t screw things up for both of them like this.
Stan picked the phone back up and dialed Deborah’s number, hoping against all logic that she’d pick up. He needed to fix this, or he might never be allowed to see the kids again. The old conman felt a wave of relief when she actually answered.
“Debbs, that wasn’t me on the phone just now!” He shouted into the receiver the moment he heard her pick up.
“Yeah, I kinda figured.” she replied. “Do you know who that was? What’s going on?”
“Uh… just some guy I went to highschool with back in Jersey.” The best way to sell a lie is with a bunch of technically true facts. “He’s here visiting.”
"What is his problem!?"
“I dunno, Debbs, he’s got some serious issues.” Stan rolled his eyes. “But, you know I’d do anything to make sure Dipper and Mabel come home safe to you, right? You don’t gotta worry.”
“I know, Stanford, and I appreciate the sentiment, but I’d really don’t feel comfortable with the kids spending time with your friend.”
“We, uh, we’re not exactly friends anymore.” Stan clarified, his heart sinking.
"Well, that should make it easier to tell him to stay away from my children."
Stan had originally just called Debbs back to reassure her and make sure he didn't lose the privilege of taking care of the kids. He'd done that. He could just say 'You got it' and hang up, but he didn't. Instead he found himself opening up his mouth and defending his brother.
"Look, I know he was way out of line, tryin' to ask you to send the kids up here year-round, but I swear to you, he doesn't mean 'em any harm. He, uh, he's been on his own for a long time, and he's been through some terrible stuff. I'm not exaggerating when I say Dipper and Mabel are probably the best thing to happen to him in 30 years. He wasn't great with people before, and all that time alone definitely didn't help. I tried to tell him he couldn't just invite the kids to stay here all year, but he wouldn't listen to me. So I told him to call you. I shouldn'ta done that, I'm sorry. It, uh, it's my fault."
Stan wasn’t sure why he was sticking his neck out for his brother like this, but regardless of how he and his brother felt about each other, Stan knew the kids loved Ford, and the nerd loved them right back. Even if Mabel was really upset with Ford right now. If the girl could forgive someone like Pacifica Northwest, she'd definitely make up with her mysterious new uncle who spoke in overdramatic monologues and sent her to look for unicorns. It would break all three of their hearts if they weren’t allowed to see each other any more.
Debbs sighed, but it was with more fondness than frustration. “Helping someone heal from trauma does sound just like my little angels… but can you promise me he’s not dangerous?”
Stan remembered what he’d told Dipper, just last week. My brother is a dangerous know-it-all…
But hey, he was already an expert at lying to his family.
“Yeah, sure, I promise. And if it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure he’d take a bullet for either of them. Not, heh, not that he would ever need to!”
“Well, ok. I suppose that’s the best I can ask for, short of driving up there and having a talk with him myself.”
“Yeah, I wouldn’t recommend it. We’re at peak tourist season here, the Mystery Shack’s a hive of activity.” Stan said, looking out over the deserted gift shop.
“Well, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to call me.”
“Hey, family comes first.”
“Too right. Oh, and I never got your… uh, acquaintance’s name.”
“Fffffrank.”
“Ok. Please try and have another talk with Frank. I know you said he wouldn’t listen to you, but--”
“Oh trust me, I’m gonna have a long talk with him.”
“Thank you, Stan. Take care!”
“Yeah, you too.” Stan hung up and turned to his handyman. “Soos, hold down the fort for me, and keep an eye on the vending machine. I gotta go have another talk with my brother.”
#Gravity Falls#Fanfiction#Mabel Pines#Dipper Pines#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#wendy corduroy#My Writing
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from the HCs... Annie Edison and Britta Perry!
Ahh 2 of my favs! Here goes (I have A Lot of thoughts about them as you can probably guess from all the Brittannie and Annie-centric fics lol)
Annie Edison
1. I feel like in my little curated corner of Community Tumblr, it’s largely accepted that Annie is a thriving lesbian. To confirm, she’s gay as fuck.
2. Piggybacking off 1, my HC for how she realizes is that she takes a course titled something like “Introduction to Human Sexuality and Desire in Media” as a dual social sciences and humanities course with Abed in S4 or S5 and it helps everything (“i’m comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality,” comphet driving her to try and get with guys Britta’s been with as a socially acceptable proxy for pursuing Britta herself, trying to kiss Britta, the elf maiden thing, etc.) click into place for her. Also, Britta’s her first girl-to-girl kiss because she wants to know what it’s like to kiss a woman before she starts trying to date one, because otherwise she’ll think/worry too much about it.
3. Her fav. part of living with Troy and Abed, besides getting a chance to enjoy the childhood/young adulthood she never really had, is getting to make meals together. Her family dinners were usually fraught with awkward/tense silences, so she enjoys the generally upbeat dynamic in the apartment, even if the boys aren’t always the best cooks.
4. Her music taste gradually shifts from straight-up pop to being a bit of an amalgamation of the group’s.
5. She and Shirley bond over baking non-denominational cutout cookies for their winter parties.
6. She and Britta occasionally wax poetic about the joys of kissing women when they’re drunk if Jeff’s not attending whatever party they’re at. Drunk!Annie will also competitively challenge just about anyone to a rap battle. She’s actually pretty good and has a surprising knowledge of Drake and Mac Miller songs, but if someone makes her start laughing while she’s trying to rap, she’s toast.
7. She works part-time in the produce dept. of a nearby Whole Foods to earn rent money (idk where this idea came from, but I inserted it into a Trobedison fic a while ago and it’s always stuck with me).
8. The group keeps up with each other via a group chat, but Annie has special ways to stay in contact with some of them. She, Troy, and Abed send each other postcards, even when Troy’s back and settled with Abed in LA, and she and Frankie are pen pals.
9. She eventually makes peace with the fact that she can’t really reconcile with her parents.
10. She only works for the FBI for 3-4 years before realizing it’s too straight-laced for her following all the insanity of Greendale, and she doesn’t like mostly being a desk jockey. She slowly transitions into becoming a full-time private investigator a la Jessica Jones (minus the superpowers and alcoholism).
Britta Perry
1. She vacillates between being a functional bisexual and a disaster bisexual.
2. The group’s treatment of her in S3 fucked her up more than she’ll ever admit to anyone besides Jeff (more on them later) and she ended up smoking a ton of weed that year to cope.
3. Her relationship with Troy wasn’t necessarily the best (cause he was in love with Abed THE WHOLE TIME lmao what was S4) but being his first, both sexually and with serious relationships in general, kind of helped Britta realize her self-worth, in terms of being able to teach others things and having her input valued and appreciated.
4. That experience helps her realize she can use her empathy in her job/career path and she starts shifting from thinking about just being a psychologist to going into therapy as a more specific specialization. Also, we stan a sex-positive queen who’s very open about discussing consent, safe sex, etc.
5. She volunteers at a local animal shelter at least once every month, depending on her schedule, even though Suzie B. and, later, Daniel become aloof toward her after she returns home from said volunteering.
6. She and Troy watch random dance recitals on YouTube together from time to time.
7. Britta deleted Jeff’s drunk voicemail after she got to the ten minute mark because she thought listening to the rest of it would hurt too much.
8. She’s the most likely study group member to instigate snowball fights.
9. Post-Greendale, Britta eventually leaves her job at the Vatican to work in Greendale Hospital’s Dept. of Mental Health Services as a therapist. She also volunteers with the city’s local LGBTQ+ youth support group once or twice a month to offer her services there.
10. She and Jeff eventually get their shit together in post-canon and develop their friendship into a legitimate relationship. When they eventually announce their engagement, they both swear up and down that they’re only getting married for tax purposes. No one believes them.
Thanks for the ask!
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Hey. I’m making a new post instead of reblogging yours because I don't keep track of who's blocked me yet and I’m too lazy to bother checking heh.
In case you were asking for real (and in case you can still see this), here goes mine:
Because "CC believers" take to any outlet they can to directly harrass Darren and Chris and their friends and family. That's where we inevitably see your conspiracy theories and their harmful effects.
On a small scale, this hinders my fandom experience.
On a much larger scale, these people are spreading misogyny, homophobia and transphobia among other nasty things. This isn't about anyone "believing" anything about Darren (people who are not conspiracy theorists simply accept what he tells us about his own private personal life because why the hell wouldn't we? It's his business).
I know what you're going to say: "I have never addressed the actors directly on social media" and "not ALL ccers" etc
It doesn't matter. CCers who don't tweet hate at people still foster those attitudes here on tumblr and do so in the hopes of roping more people into it. You believing whatever doesn't concern us until you start acting on those beliefs to the detriment of others.
You've possibly never posted a single hateful word and simply delight in reading RPF and daydreaming. In that case, anti-CT posts are not for you, they are for the people who promote the terrible attitudes I mentioned. But you asked why some people were bothered by what CCers say, so I took it to mean you were asking fans. If you wanted to know instead why “Miarren stans” send CCers insults, then sorry for butting in :P (I don’t know any Miarren stans, I can’t answer for them). Tbh that practice seems to me like old, nasty ship wars and it’s something usually both sides feed (though I can’t really offer input in, as I don’t partake in RPS, nor do I stan anyone. I don’t endorse these practices and generally disencourage shippers from behaving like this).
CCers could also take their own advice: If they’re so sure Darren goes home to Chris every night, they could relish in that certainty without the need to use their public blogs to throw insults at their fave’s female partner (including whore and alcoholic, which btw gives you a glimpse into what kind of people they are), who they have CHOSEN to assign the role of villain to in their theories out of entirely subjectively disliking her. What they are certain are mere “PR stunts” shouldn’t ultimately bother them. But they want to hate Mia more than they want to just believe Darren and Chris are holding hands out there somewhere. They’re not the only ones. It’s a defining trait in tinhats across fandoms (Supernatural, Outlander, One Direction, Prince Harry, Twilight, Benedict Cumberbatch, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings and sadly so many others - you’ll find they use practically the same arguments, lore, “evidence” and insults).
And it’s nice that you say that proven wrong you’d just accept it. It is. Problem is I don’t know what you guys think will prove you wrong if from the very beginning Darren outright said specifically who he was and you decided he was lying. After that, there really is nothing he could ever say with his own mouth or otherwise that would prove you wrong. The words “Chris and I are not dating” have been uttered. Clearly a wedding doesn’t do it for you (it only makes your theories all the more convulted and outlandish). I know for sure that having kids wouldn’t prove it to you either (see those other fandoms for fake baby theories). Your reasons for dismissing his words are 0% objective. Because you think their wedding attires were awful? Plenty of people without bias would agree and plenty would disagree. I fail to see how one’s personal taste in fashion is confirmation of anything. You want to take snapshots, moments in time, in which Darren is being photographed with neutral expressions while going about his business and call them proof? Still being 0% objective, because you are adding your own (wild) interpretations to them (not to mention if people simply walked down the street with a smile on their face, they would look deranged). And with those methods you could “prove” myriad ridiculous statements. There already is a compilation of Darren looking miserable while holding instruments and you haven’t said he hates music. There is a compilation of Lea Michele and Chris Colfer looking and acting and posing like actual lovers. Why aren’t we stating that they are in love as if it were a fact? This could be endless. Whether you think somebody has chemistry or not is ultimately just that, an opinion. Opinions are not facts. You personally hating the color yellow doesn’t make the color yellow universally shit. So, while you may label the wedding as “trashy” and think “well, if it was trashy, it must be fake,” there actually are people out there who thought it looked great. And you would both be correct in your assessments, because they are opinions. The things is, neither opinion has any correlation to the veracity of the event. Zero.
If someone you don't even know personally one day tells you something about themselves like "So my favourite color is yellow" and you go "Fine. Good for you, I guess," instead of deciding it's a lie and then trying to cling on to anything that could however remotely back up your already solidified conclusion, you'd probably be less stressed out whenever they wore yellow sneakers.
There are plenty of contexts in which skepticism is vital, but people’s sexual orientations are not it. And battling homophobia is very important, but making an unwilling participant your champion for it is completely inappropriate. CCers keep talking about how outing someone is bad. But are their blogs not an effort in doing exactly that? If all they wanted to do was vent amongst themselves, they would have passworded these blogs. But they’ve been trying to make these conspiracy theories spread for ages, because that is what conspiracy theorists do.
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I know you said It ships but could you write something henclair, with its all my fault. pretty please 💕
I love to fuck with my favourite characters and Dustin is a fave so I apologise babe
Dustin gets spiked. Sorry for the shitty ending... i remembered it was supposed to be a drabble TW: super vague mentionsof intent to rape
“I won’t go, if you don’t want me to,” Dustin said, for thefifth time, glancing back at where he knew Lucas was stood, just staring. Heshook out of his daze and shrugged.
“No, go! You should go! I’m just… not sure about him.” Hesaid, still confused within himself at why he didn’t want Dustin going out. They’dbeen together for 4 years, he knew the younger boy would not be leaving him forthis guy, but he still felt off about the whole thing.
“Dude, his father is a director. He said he saw potential in me. I can’t pass that up!” Dustincontinued, putting down his comb and getting up from the dresser to approachwhere Lucas was still stood, crossed armed.
“I know, babe, I know.” He replied, pulling Dustin closeonce he was within reach, so they were both pressed against the wall, “I know...I can’t help if I worry about you,”
“I’ll be fine! I’ll text you the whole way. If he triesanything. I’ll bite him, and Dart will sense my pain and come running,” Almoston cue Dart started howling from his cage, Lucas smiled over at him fondly andDustin heart swelled at the amount of love Lucas had for Dart.
(He had squealed the first time he met him. “Oh my God. Hethinks he’s a wolf! Dustin, I love him,”)
Dustin still saw a bit of worry in Lucas’ expression.
“Fake dating someone isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever done,”Dustin murmured, then he growled, trying to lighten the mood, and it workedbecause Lucas’ concerned expression morphed into disgust. He pushed Dustin onthe shoulder and turned to walk away when he was caught by the waist and pulledback. Lucas struggled, trying not to concede too quickly.
“Boys who growl don’t deserve boyfriends,” He yelledobnoxiously
“No! baby, don’t leave me I’m sorry.” Lucas finally laughed,spinning around in his boyfriend arms, he placed his hands on Dustin’sshoulders.
“How sorry?” he asked cheekily.
“ooh, let me show you,” Dustin replied, wiggling hiseyebrows, Lucas rolled his eyes but kissed him anyway.
He obviously didn’t go to the door when Dylan came around topick Dustin up, they could have played it like he was a roommate but Lucasdidn’t need any reason to feel jealous and do something stupid like kiss Dustinto assert his masculinity. He was fine just watching from the upstairs window.
He did get a text soon after he left
8.33 – Dustin: I toldyou, you were hotter. Nothing to worry about *lennyface*
Lucas couldn’t help his laughter.
“Fucking loser,” he murmured heading to the bedroom, he andDustin had set up a pretty decent fort before he had to leave, and Lucas wasn’tjust going to let it go to waste. He had only seen Black Panther once… thisweek. It was time to watch it again.
He let Dart out and the small husky immediately jumped athim,
“Okay boy, c’mon let’s go watch some black excellence,” heyipped as if he understood and followed him back to the bedroom, settling inbeside him and licking at his face. He laughed and snuggled up close as hepressed play.
Turns out he didn’t have time to feel bad or have anyworried thoughts about Dustin and Dylan because he was getting constant textupdates. At least every 15 minutes.
9.07 – Dustin: You may have to watch your back babe. Dylan’s got anextensive Pokémon collection.
9.07 – Lucas: DnD is better. It’s okay, I’ll date Will
9.10 – Dustin: Don’t you dArE
Lucas giggled and turned to show the messages to dart, whoyapped, recognising the small icon as Dustin. He headbutted the screen.
“Who would get you in the divorce?” he asked, “Me or yourdaddy?”
Dart yapped once. Lucas nodded.
“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” Lucas focused back on thefilm till he felt his phone go off again.
9.23 – Dustin: Damn, Pokémon and a rugby player. Get you a man that doesboth amirite? Why don’t you ever offer me your jersey?
9.25 – Lucas: We don’t have jerseys you idiot, but you can wear mygross basketball shirt anytime!
9.25 – Dustin: mmhmboyfriend sweat. Rawr
Fucking loser, Lucas thought fondly as he led Dart back tohis cage and fed him dinner, he refilled the water bowl before locking him in. Hewould usually let him roam, but he wasn’t currently aware enough to take goodcare of him (Dart fucking loved to escape, and Lucas was too tired to go outsearching – plus it was dark). He didn’t want to fall asleep and wake up andhave him gone. Dustin would genuinely murder him.
He returned to another text.
9.31 – Dustin: he puts pineapple on his pizza. At this point I maynever come back babe byefelicia.gif
Lucas just rolled his eyes, pressing play on the movie. DamnDaniel Kaluuya was nice to look at, even if his character was an idiot.
There wasn’t another text for a while but at this pointLucas wasn’t even worried anymore. He actually felt sorry for Dylan because hewas sure Dustin was spending more time on his phone that paying attention tohim.
10.00 – Dustin: Yikes well he just asked me to come back to his placeto take some headshots for his dad… that sound like a proposition to me…thoughts?
Lucas bit his lip, contemplating, he didn’t want Dustin tomiss out on any opportunities because of him. But he also did not want Dustingoing over to this guys house. He trusted his boyfriend, definitely but hecouldn’t speak for the other guy. He must have been thinking for too longbecause another text came in soon after.
10.03 – Dustin: I’m taking that as a no.,, I thought as much, justwanted to cross check. I’m in the bathroom now so I’ll just go back out, downmy drink and say I have to head home. The fort still up babe?
10.04 – Lucas: I never want to take it down.
10.04 – Lucas: Also… if you really want to go...
10.05 – Dustin: Shut up Lucas. Rollseyes.gif
Lucas sniggers and places his phone down in the bedsidetable. He really, really didn’t want Dustin going home with Dylan – so he washappy. He went downstairs to go refill his popcorn and ran into Stan, one oftheir roommates cleaning up. He held back the urge to roll his eyes. He lovedStan, really – but that boy loved to clean.
Lucas tried his hardest, all the time, he ready did, but he wasstill learning how to live with someone with OCD and wasn’t sure what to do.
“Hey dude, do you wanna come up and watch Shrek with me?” heasked. Stan kept scrubbing – a bit frantically.
“No, No I, uh, I have a date with Richie in 30 minutes,but,” he paused, breathing frantically, “I can’t leave until it’s clean,” hefinished. Lucas nodded, out of his comfort zone. He wished Dustin was here.Dustin was fucking amazing at calming Stan down.
“Okay, I’ll help. We can get this done in like 10!” Lucasoffered, placing the bowl down.
“Really? Thank you, thanks!” Stan shoved some cleaning materialshis way and Lucas chuckled, getting to work on the dishes.
Lucas and Stan manged to clean up in 20 minutes leaving Stan10 to freshen up and get out the door. He was pretty proud of himself. Hesorted his popcorn and ran back up, swearing when he realised he didn’t pauseit.
“Can’t miss Shrek, this film is iconic,” he whispered tohimself, laughing at his own joke. As he rewound the film he noticed his phoneflashing and remembered Dustin. It was coming close to half ten- he was probablytexting to say he was close by. Lucas picked up his phone to check
10.10 – Dustin: Bill paid, walking to the car! Keep the fort warm forme!
10.12 – Dustin: Luca I don’t feel god,,, Cld you make msome soup for,,
10.15 – Dustin: he lockd the doors and im sleep
Lucas’ heart dropped, and he felt his vision tunnel as thesound of the film faded into the background. He must have read that wrong or hewas misinterpreting.
10.15 – Dustin: this isn the way hoe…. Hes not takjin me home. Imscared
This was not happening. This was not happening. Not to Dustin. Not his boy.
10.16 – Dustin: oh my g,
10.16 – Dustin: I think;; he spiked me.
10.16 – Dustin: I thi he spik my coke
Lucas stopped reading the text and looked at the time. Itwas 10.34. This had happened almost 20 minutes ago. He was such a badboyfriend. Anything could be happening. His mind was going wild with possibilities.Anything could be happening. Heneeded to find Dustin and get to him but, no car, they had no car. How could he--?He had to—Steve! Steve had a car. He was a three-minute bike ride away.
Lucas’ mind was made in an instant.
He ran down, stumbling on the stairs and quickly openingSnap-maps to find Dustin. He located him and sped down to Steve’s, it was dangerousbecause he was nervous, his hands were shaking, and he couldn’t really see. Healmost got hit multiple times, but it was worth it for his boy.
He banged on Steve’s door obnoxiously and repeatedly till hecame down. He was in pyjamas, but Lucas didn’t have the heart to make fun ofhim for going to bed to early.
Steve took in his state and expression and his frown lightenedup.
“What’s wrong?” he asked, grabbing his car keys from the standin preparation.
“Dustin—I – I can’t. It’s all my fault, spiked— his drinkgot spiked. We- we need to go. 16 Pembrooke Drive. Steve now, Steve! He spiked him!!Anything could be—he could be— oh god!” Lucas didn’t even know when he begancrying, he was so frustrated and couldn’t believe he was wasting so much time.Dustin had been alone and out of it with the guy for at least half an hour. Whoknows what was happening?
Luckily Steve seemed to understand and nodded solemnly,
“Get in,” he said, beeping the car open and speeding off assoon as they were both in. He inputted the directions into the satnav. Lucas reluctantlywent back to Dustin’s texts
10.13 – Dustin: Sorry, I sosrry, so sorry,. ‘’; I cahkgkn’t
10.13 – Dustin: u wer rit; I sorry ii lovv . I cant ;’kgkjl
“Fuck,” he whispered, feeling more frustrated tears comepouring out, “fucking fuck,” he slammed his hand on the dashboard.
“Lucas, we’ll get there. He’ll be alright.”” Steve said, hisvoice calm and steady, contrasting his death grip on the steering wheel. Lucasdidn’t believe him.
“This is all my fault, I shouldn’t have let him go. Stupid,stupid, stupid,”
“Hey, hey listen up shithead. Did you spike him? No. so stopthat self-blame shit, cause that’s not helping him right now.” Lucas’ mouth slammedshut and he nodded. Steve was right. Focus on Dustin.
They got there, and Lucas was tumbling out of the doorbefore the car had even come to a full stop, he distantly heard Steve reprimandinghim but just ran forward into the house, ramming the door with his shoulder. Hejumped back as pain flared up in his arm, but only took a moment to recover beforehitting it again and again.
“Shit, Lucas, step back,” Steve said, when he’d finallycaught up, pushing Lucas back and picking the lock.
They ran in to find a shirtless guy standing in front of thefridge, holding a bowl of grapes. Lucas felt anger flare up in his gut as hetook in his dishevelled hair and unclasped jeans. The guy frowned when theywalked in, taking a step back,
“Who the fuck are you? Why are you in my house?” He asked,
“Dylan Ffion?” Lucas asked, stalking towards him. The guy shrugged,dropping the grapes and crossing his arms defensively,
“Who’s asking?” Lucas reared back and decking him across theface. Groaning when he pulled his shoulder more and bruised his knuckles, thepunch wasn’t as hard as he would have liked but the shock factor helped him asthe guy flew back, clutching his nose. “What the fuck, dude?”
“Where’s Dustin?” he asked coldly, the guys eyes widened in realisation,but he quickly schooled his expression, grabbing a cloth to catch the bleeding.
“fuck! What are you a jealous ex? I don’t have to tell youshit about his dating life,” dating life,Lucas felt disgust grow in the pit of his stomach.
“Look, you fuck, Dustin texted me saying you drugged him,you piece of shit, so unless you want me to leave and go straight to thestation, you’ll tell me where he is and pray to God I find him in a decent condition.If I find that you’ve harmed a single fucking hair on his head, I’ll skin you.”He reeled off, stepping into the other guys personal space. He seemed tofinally be understanding how serious the situation was and began stutteringthrough an excuse.
“n-nah dude, you’ve got it wrong. I was j-just helping him. Hehad too much to drink and…” Lucas scoffed rolling his eyes and grabbing Dylan bythe collar, cutting off his spiel,
“Where. Is. he?”
“Upstairs, first room on the right,” he choked out just as Stevewas pulling Lucas off him,
“Dude you don’t wanna get done for assault, go get him. I’lldeal with this shithead,” he said, shooing him upstairs. Lucas heart was in histhroat as he ran up and to the room Dylan had said, he bit his lip when he sawDustin, passed out on the bed. He could almost pretend he was asleep form thisfar away, but upon approaching him he could see the faint tear tracks on hischeeks. His heart was in his throat as he approached the bed.
“Hey Dusty,” He said, gently shaking him, “Can you hear me,love?” Dustin groaned on the bed, his eyelids flickered, and his fingerstwitched. Lucas took his hand tightly, feeling his eyes tear up, “C’mon baby,wake up please,” he murmured, rubbing the back of his knuckles with his thumb. Allhe got in reply was another groan. He ripped of the blanket, cringing when hesaw his boyfriend was just in his underwear,
“Shit, Dust, where are your clothes?” he asked quietly,looking around the room. He grabbed a dressing gown, wrapping Dustin in it andpicking him up. On his way out, he noticed Dustin’s jeans on the floor, andgrabbed them as well.
“Steve can I have your keys?” he asked as they walked by theliving room.
“Fuck” Steve uttered when he turned around and saw Dustin inLucas’ arms, “Of course,” he threw him the keys and all Lucas could think as hemade his way back to the car was that he let his happen.
“Never again,” he whispered, kissing Dustin’s forehead, “Neveragain,”
lmao sorry for the shitty ending
send me a word (or phrase) and an IT ship and I’ll write u a drabble//headcanon for it :)
#lmao god this ending fucking sucks#may come back to this#who knows#liv writes#henclair#dustin henderson#lucas sinclair#i do quite liek this pairing#tho i dont write for ST much#sorry if this sucks ass lmao#im so shit at writing now wtf is my prob#anyway enjoy lovelies#stanger things#henclair fic
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She’s a Rockstar Part 3
Alrighty, so here’s part three (finally). I’ve started to really get an idea of where I wanna go so that’ll probably help me update ore. Requests are open and as always, I appreciate any feedback and comments, please let me know what you thin! Enjoy :)
Summary: Y/N works in a small diner in a small town in West Virginia. She’s got a heavy load on her plate and to top it all off she has a more than unpleasant encounter with none other than Sebastian Stan.
Warnings: nothing
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You had learned quick that Sebastian was indeed a nice guy like he had claimed, nothing like his first impression. He had told you about himself, what it’s like being in movies and whatnot, how he was actually born in Romania, and other tidbits of his life.
“Well now I have to go watch all of your movies!” You giggled as he blushed. “I’m kidding, I don’t have a TV… or internet,” you admitted. He looked at you strangely as if you were speaking a whole different language.
“You don’t have a TV or internet? What the hell, why?”
“Well just can’t afford it. I’m really tight on money so they’re kind of luxuries I don’t need,” you explained. He hummed and looked down to fiddle with his empty glass.
“Well don’t let Chris find out, he’ll marathon all my movies for you and I’ll be very embarrassed and he’ll love it,” he chuckled.
“What will I love?” Chris interrupted.
“Hey Chris! Well I was just telling Sebastian how I don’t have internet or a TV so I can’t watch all his movies,” you explained while laughing lightly. Chris’ eyes widened before the shocked look got replaced by a mischievous smirk. “Oh gosh what did I just start?” You were starting to enjoy spending time with the boys as they made you laugh.
“Hey Y/N, are you free ever at all? I’m sort of in the mood for a movie marathon,” Chris said with a wink.
“Y’know, as much as I would love to see Sebastian and you in action I never have free time. I’m always here, the diner, or the shelter and if I could take a day off I would, but I can’t afford that,” you said solemnly. “Sorry guys, I just have a tight schedule.”
“Y/N, take a day off, I’ll still pay you for all your hours but you need a break, you’re non stop, one of these days you’re gonna give yourself a brain aneurism and then I’ll lose my best server and I can’t have that happen, now can I?” Dave suggested as he winked at you.
“Are you sure Dave?” He nodded, giving you all the confirmation you needed. You rushed behind the bar and squeezed the large man in to a bone crushing hug. The two guys behind you chuckled and shook their heads.
“Thank you so so so much Dave, I’ll work extra extra hard next shift,” you said as a grin spread across your face. “Can I have Monday off? I mean, it’s only Monday, it’s usually fairly quiet.”
“Y/N, calm down. Of course you can have Monday off,” Dave said with a smile. You grinned and turned to the two gorgeous men in front of you who also had smiles on their handsome faces.
“Alright, Monday it is. We are going to watch all of Seb’s movies. How about we start with the Covenant?” Chris laughed and threw his head back as if ‘the Covenant’ was the funniest thing he had ever heard of or seen. Sebastian groaned and covered his face.
“Please no, not the Covenant. Alright, before we watch that ya gotta understand it was 2006 and special effects weren’t the greatest and it was sorta one of my first ‘big’ movies,” Sebastian explained in a feeble attempt to defend himself.
“Yea, yea okay buddy. Gosh you’re gonna love it, I promise you that Y/N.” Chris’ smile was huge, just loving Sebastian’s reaction to his lighthearted teasing. “Anyway, I’ll give you the address and you can drive on over whenever you’d like?”
“Yea… One issue.” Chris looked at you with a confused look. “I don’t have a car.” You looked down, embarrassed to let them catch a glimpse of your life.
“No problem! I’m sure one of us can pick you up.” Chris smiled and laid a hand on your back.
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Monday had rolled around quite fast and you were awaiting on a text or phone call from either of the two men. ‘What if they don’t want to? What if it was all a joke?��� you thought to yourself. You were soon interrupted by a buzz coming from your phone beside you.
SS: Hey it’s Sebastian, what’s your address, I’ll come pick you up!
Y/N: Hey Sebastian! Yea, it’s 1215 Liberty St. Text me when you get here and I’ll come down :)
SS: See you soon Y/N, can’t wait!
You dropped your phone on to the bed as you stood up to get ready. Sebastian meowed at you and rubbed against your legs.
“What the hell does that mean? Can’t wait? What do you think Sebby,” you asked your cat. He rewarded you with a small mew. “Good input Sebs.” You stood in front of your bathroom mirror inspecting your face. You slapped on your typical makeup and sauntered over to the closet. “I can’t go too dressy cause then they’ll know I’m trying really hard but I can’t go in pjs cause then they’ll think I’m sloppy! What do I do Sebs?” He meowed and walked away leaving you to ponder.
SS: Hey! I’m outside :)
“Oh fuck. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck,” you said with a panic.
Y/N: Alright be right out!
You threw on a pair of leggings and a cute v-neck t-shirt you treated yourself to a while ago, and a hoodie. Running out, you grabbed your keys and left your apartment. You ran down the four flights of stairs and pushed open the door. A black SUV was parked outside and you assumed it was him. The window rolled down, confirming your suspicions.
“Hey Y/N! How’s it hangin’?” His smile was radiant and it took you a second to gather your thoughts before answering him.
“Oh not too bad, nice to have a day off finally.” You smiled back at him and hopped in to the passenger side. “How are you?”
“Better now that you’re here.” Your eyes went wide momentarily unsure of how to react. “I mean, yea, no I’m excited. Just don’t laugh at me too hard,” Sebastian quickly recovered, nervous at how his words might have affected you.
“I’m excited too Sebastian,” you said with a wide smile. He started the car and soon you sped off to relax and watch some movies. “God, I can’t remember the last time I saw a movie,” you commented, filling the silence that had washed over the vehicle. He shook his head and let a smile creep on to his face. Finally he pulled up to a very cute house on the outskirts of town. It was gorgeous, a nice white house with a beautiful wrap-around porch. It looked to be something out of the Victorian era. “Wow, this is beautiful,” you exclaimed, taking in the little details of the house.
“Yea it’s Chris’ cabin! It’s nice isn’t it?”
“Y/N! Hey! How’s it going? Ready to get this marathon on the road?” Chris came through the front door to welcome you with an unexpected hug.
“Oh wow, hey Chris! This place is gorgeous, it really is,” you commented.
“Thanks Y/N, come on in! Let’s get this started!” Sebastian groaned from behind you and followed you and Chris inside. The inside was even more beautiful. The walls were coated with a light ocean blue, family photos decorated the walls and pale green throw pillows were strewn all over the couches. A large flat screen TV sat across the couches above an extravagant fire place. “Let’s start with my personal favourite, The Covenant.” His smile grew even wider than before and you chuckled at Sebastian’s red cheeks and playfully nudged his shoulder.
“Alright, alright guys, let’s just get this over with,” Sebastian said with a defeated tone.
You all collapsed on the couch and pressed play. You found yourself slowly leaning in to him and soon enough you felt his arm drape over the back of the couch, almost on your shoulders. You two had gotten significantly closer throughout the movie and you were sure you were stepping over the line.
“Snacks! I’ll go get snacks,” you said, slightly panicked as you quickly stood up. “Where’s the kitchen?”
“I can show you,” Sebastian offered. Your cheeks turned pink as you nodded and turned away. He led the two of you through the halls, eventually reaching the kitchen.
“Y/N I’m sorry I didn’t mean to-“
“Sebastian I’m sorry it’s my fault I over stepped a boundary, I can just leave if you want. I’ll call a cab-“
“Y/N! Stop! Don’t worry about it. I liked it.” You could hear the smirk in his voice. You looked up, daring to meet his eyes with your own. “Can I kiss you Y/N?”
“Well I mean, we’re getting snacks aren’t we?” You stumbled as you slowly backed away, overwhelmed by the fact that this gorgeous man wanted to kiss you, and oh god did you want to kiss him back. You stooped when your back hit the counter. He had you trapped, his arms closing you in.
“Y/N please-“
“Kiss me.”
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