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Courier-News, Plainfield, New Jersey, November 10, 1936
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The only appropriate response would be, "Ah, a poppyseed muffin. The poppy is the flower of sleep, of forgetfulness, of pain-ease, after all. You look as if you could use some of that.
That will be $12.75 please."
Do you think the characters in Hannibal ever just want to have a normal conversation? Like, just once, Will would like to be able to answer ‘how are you’ with ‘not bad’, or ‘fine’, or even ‘bit shit, honestly’. But he can’t because he’s living in high gothic melodrama and so has to say ‘like a cow, watching from her pen as her calf is led away by the farmer, believing all to be well but deep down, harbouring a doubt, a seed of fear and resentment that will one day grow to take over her mind like the creeping incursion of kudzu into a peaceful garden’
God can you imagine working the starbucks drive through window when literally any Hannibal character comes through? ‘Hi, how are you today?’ ‘My brother haunts me, always laughing in the recesses of my mind, no matter what happens I can never escape the scars he has left on me, like the lines a butcher marks out on a freshly slaughtered hog before he pulls out his knives. I’ll have a soy vanilla latte and a poppyseed muffin.’
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Dinner
Had a bizarre experience yesterday.
I was driving my wife to dinner and we pulled up to a red light. The guy in the car on the passenger side started yelling to us:
"You look like you'd vote for Trump!"
He was a white male, 50s-60s, graying.
I am 51, but read late 30s and wear aloha shirts. My wife is also young looking. She has a partially shaved head and green hair. Think LoL Jinx, but shorter hair. I have an Obama sticker still on my car.
We're in Los Angeles.
"You gonna vote for Trump?"
I stared at him
"No, we're not idiots."
And then he just started to continue with "You're Trump voters!" and "Ha ha, green hair!" and other things generally G rated and... mocking, I guess?
We rolled up the window because life is too short to suffer fools.
The truly odd thing was it didn't seem mean. He was invested, sure, but like a salesman getting through the pitch to go on his smoke break. A perfume sprayer at the mall on Tuesday before closing. The unhoused guy with a mental issue having an argument with himself that he's lost a dozen times.
Yeah, he was a troll. Yeah, he just wanted a reaction which he got, even if it was small. But why bother? But what was his end game? Was he hoping I lost my shit and pulled him out of the car to wail on his ass? Get in a drag race (not the kind with mimosas)? Oh no, random stranger, please let me appease you by assuring I will vote for a convicted rapist and felon who steals from child cancer charities.
It's run in my head more than I'd like it too: other things I could have said. Devastating comebacks. L'esprit de l'escalier. Treppenwitz. Snappy comebacks to stupid questions. Insightful analysis. Glorious FPS violence.
My wife blew it off and told me something insightful.
"I think it just shows they're all scared."
So, my fellow Sane Americans, take heart and take heed. We've got a load of scared MAGAts out there losing their shit, desperate and scared because they can see themselves soaring into history as a wastepaper basketball three-pointer, nothin' but net. Although this goes against my Gen X soul, the best move is to be kind but firm. Their cult has told them we want to eliminate them (TBH, some truth in that), but the less we feed that, the less we get them strapping stump removers to their vests and going to a crowded place.
Get ready for the next 3 yrs or so, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
#fuck republicans#fuck trump#trolls#los angeles#road rage#mental health#we're winning#vote#staircase wit#l'esprit de l'escalier#weirdness magnet
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"Staircase wit” - Rhiannon McGavin
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https://player.vimeo.com/video/60874355?h=c871ca117a
View the clips of Theresa Duncan shown at her memorial in New York, 12/2007 by copying and pasting the link at the top of the page. Thanks to Theresa's long time friends Wilbur King for allowing the use of clips from his film "Charlotte Goes Swimming," and Raymond Doherty for editing the clips to make this memorial film.
#theresa duncan#wit of the staircase#writer#filmmaker#game designer#artist#perfume#alice underground
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Ah yes, time delay comebacks. A few other languages have words/phrases for the phenomenon:
a perfect comeback or witty remark that one frustratingly comes up with only when the moment for doing so has passed
French: l'esprit d'escalier
German: Treppenwitz
English: Escalator Wit or Staircase Wit
Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.
Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.
#words#adhd#Treppenwitz#staircase wit#l'esprit d'escalier#time delay comeback#there’s a German word for everything
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the baseline level of stress I feel at home remains unsustainable and yet we will continue to endure
#post#if I don’t think about the future it can’t get me#I can feel the architecture of my mind shift to become the staircase room in labyrinth#as soon as I step inside#if you need me my new permanent address is at wits’ end#but at the same time it’s also Fine#roof over my head food in the kitchen blanket on my bed etc#it’s probably heightened right now since I was in so much pain the past few days
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lucy chen staircase reveal when, hm? WHEN???
#*and this is icarly!#the rookie#lucy chen#tim bradford#chenford#otp: you know me so well#I'M SO DEEP IN MY SPEAK NOW ERA SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE MY MOST FAVORITE TAYLOR ALBUM 💜💜💜#i need to witness this man have his breath taken away as he watches his girlfriend descend a staircase in slow mo#DRESSED TO THE GODS IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GOWN IMAGINABLE#HER HAIR CASCADING ELEGANTLY AROUND HER SHOULDER#PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME THIS FAIRYTALE FANTASY
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I will murder my roommate one day hahahahahah
#ITS FUCKING ENDTERMS SEASON AND THIS BITCH NEVER STUDIES#AND WE FUCKING ENGINEERING MAJORS (my second roommate and i) NEED TO STUDY TILL 4 IN THE MORNING IF WE WANT AN A GRADE#she is a mass com and journalism major with a rich ass father necer have seen her study#this bitch literally said ('um cant you just go and srudy in the staircase') BITCH ITS FUCKING SINGLE DIGITS IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT#AND FREEZING HERE...you do nothing but sleep the entire fucking day...(seriously i have never seen her pick up a textbook or ppt)#all she does is lick the ground her professors walk on and gets good marks (trust me bro one of her professors is borderline infatuated wit#her like calls her 5 times a day)#lol i forgot to mention the actual problem: she has a problem if we want to study till 4 with the lights on
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Me when I wake up in the middle of the night bc I thought of the perfect response to something someone said 3 months ago
SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)
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Wall with yellow 'stairway' by Jan van der Wolf
#Map 216(304)v#wall#muur#steps#treden#white#wit#yellow#leiding#pipe#trap#staircase#stairway#stairs#flickr#jan van der wolf#photographer#abstract
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the axiom of equality
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Artista: Dot Hacker Álbum: Inhibition Ano: 2012 Faixas/Tempo: 10/51min Estilo: Indie/Experimental Rock/Dream Pop Data de Execução: 26/06/2023 Nota: 8,0 Melhor Música: The Wit of the Staircase
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omg what about the forced marriage au! but sofia tries to flirt w rafe inspite of him being a married man infront of the reader and he sets his boundaries and makes it clear that he is only loyal to the reader
Eyes don’t lie || Rafe Cameron x fem!reader
A/n: I don't think i mentioned it in the background for this au but reader and her family are practically royalty in obx. I forgot to mention this in the other fic but readers siblings from oldest to youngest is as followed: William Astoria Edward Charlotte and reader
Warnings: nothing really!!
Word count: 1,609
MASTERLIST (forced marriage au masterlist)
divider by @h-aewo
Sofia’s eyes wandered around the grand ballroom, her gaze drifted appreciatively over the opulent surroundings. The architecture of the room was breathtaking, its grandeur perfectly fitting for the New Year’s Eve celebration, which was exclusive to the elite socialites of Outer Banks.
The high ceilings, adorned with sparkling chandeliers, cast a warm glow over the elegantly dressed guests. Sofia went about serving drinks to the guests, her eyes constantly scanning the crowd for a specific person. The ballroom was alive with chatter and laughter, but her attention was fixed on the grand staircase at the far end of the room.
Suddenly, the atmosphere shifted as the crowd’s clapping grew louder and more rhythmic. Sofia’s gaze followed the collective attention to the top of the grand staircase. Her breath caught in her throat when she saw your family make their entrance. First, your parents descended the stairs, radiating an air of effortless elegance.
They were followed by your siblings and their partners, each step meticulously coordinated, adding to the grandeur of the moment. And then, as if choreographed for a royal event, you and Rafe appeared, linked arm in arm. The sight was nothing short of breathtaking.
The way the crowd’s applause built to a crescendo as you both descended the stairs left Sofia in awe. The admiration etched on every guest’s face was palpable, a testament to the elevated status your family held. Sofia had known your family was influential, but seeing it up close was overwhelming.
The opulence and grace with which you and Rafe carried yourselves, combined with the sheer scale of the event, exceeded anything she had imagined. This elite socialite world was new to her; she had only been filling in for someone who couldn’t attend, and now she was witnessing a spectacle that felt almost surreal.
Sofia’s eyes followed you and Rafe as you navigated the room, your every movement drawing admiring glances from the guests. You both were effortlessly engaged in conversations, laughter dancing between you as you exchanged smiles. Sofia couldn’t help but notice how Rafe’s hand would rest possessively on your waist, his smile widening whenever he glanced down at you, clearly enjoying your company.
A pang of envy twisted in her stomach as she observed the closeness between you two. As the night wore on, you and Rafe made your way to the bar. Rafe took charge, ordering drinks for both of you while you chatted animatedly with your sisters. His hand lingered on the small of your back, a subtle but intimate gesture that spoke volume to Sofia.
Sofia watched this interaction with a mix of fascination and frustration. Determined to make her presence felt, Sofia stepped closer to the two from where she was behind the bar, her smile wide and her gaze fixed on Rafe. "It’s so beautiful here, isn’t it?" she said, her voice laced with a flirtatious tone.
Rafe gave a curt nod, his focus remaining squarely on you as he waits for his drinks. His body language was clear—he was fully engaged with you and had little interest in entertaining Sofia’s advances. Despite his lack of response, Sofia persisted, her smile unwavering as she tried to find another way to break through.
It was obvious to Rafe that Sofia had a liking towards him and she was not good at hiding it. Rafe’s gaze remained fixed on you, but his tone was firm and polite. “I'm just here to enjoy the evening with my wife,” he said, his words leaving little room for further flirtation. Sofia’s smile faltered for a moment, but she quickly recovered, trying to mask her disappointment.
“Well I hope you enjoying the rest of the party," she said, her tone still light but with a hint of frustration. Rafe offered a polite but distant smile before turning his attention back to you, his hand still resting protectively on the small of your back. Sofia, though slightly deflated by his lack of interest, couldn’t help but let her gaze linger on him throughout the night, her eyes trailing his every move.
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As you and Rafe exchanged quiet words, you leaned in closer to him, your lips near his ear as you asked, “Do you know her?” Your tone was casual, but your curiosity was clear. Rafe’s brows furrowed slightly before he followed your gaze to where Sofia quickly averted her eyes, trying to look busy behind the bar. “Some pogue that works at the country club,” he replied flatly, his voice laced with boredom as he turned back to you.
You hummed in response, your eyes glinting with amusement. “She seems quite interested in you,” you mused, a small smirk playing on your lips as you observed Sofia’s poorly hidden attempts to steal glances at Rafe. He rolled his eyes, lifting his glass to his mouth, clearly unimpressed by the attention. “Find this amusing, do you?” he asked, his voice tinged with sarcasm as he took a sip of his drink.
You could see the faintest hint of a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips. “Very,” you replied, your smirk widening as you watched him shake his head in mock exasperation. The easy banter between you both was laced with an intimacy that only deepened Sofia’s envy as she watched from afar, her efforts to catch Rafe’s eye futile.
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“One minute till midnight!” a voice called out from the crowd, drawing Sofia’s attention. “Get ready for your New Year’s kiss!” The cheerful voice belonged to Astoria, whose playful tone sparked laughter among the guests. Sofia’s gaze instantly zeroed in on you and Rafe, standing close together with his hand resting possessively on your lower back, subtly guiding you closer.
She couldn’t tear her eyes away from the way Rafe seemed so effortlessly in control, his every movement a declaration of his claim on you. As the countdown began, Rafe gently turned you so that your back was to Sofia, shielding your shared moment from prying eyes. His gaze roamed over your face with an intensity that made Sofia’s chest tighten. “What are you doing?” you whispered, your voice barely audible amidst the growing excitement.
“What do you think I’m doing?” he murmured in response, his lips hovering dangerously close to yours. His breath fanned across your lips as he pulled you even closer, his touch both tender and possessive. “Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!” The room chanted in unison, voices rising in anticipation as the new year approached.
As the numbers ticked down, Rafe’s hand slid up to rest on the back of your neck, his fingers lightly grazing your jawline in a way that sent shivers down your spine. At the stroke of midnight, Sofia watched with a mixture of longing and frustration as Rafe leaned in, pressing his lips firmly against yours. The world seemed to pause for her, the moment suspended in time as she took in the sight of the man she desired so deeply kissing someone else.
A camera flash illuminated the room, capturing the intimate moment between you and Rafe as you slightly pulled away, only for Rafe to keep you close against him. His hand remained firm on your back, refusing to let the moment slip away so easily. The room erupted into celebration—confetti rained down, fireworks burst outside, and the sound of cheers and clinking glasses filled the air.
But Sofia couldn’t focus on any of it. Her eyes were locked on Rafe, whose lips remained pressed against yours even as the celebrations continued around you. Then, something shifted. Rafe’s eyes opened, and as he kissed you, his gaze lifted over your head, locking onto Sofia’s. His cool blue eyes met hers, and in that instant, she felt as though the breath had been stolen from her lungs.
But instead of the cold indifference she might have expected, there was a smirk playing at the corners of his mouth. It wasn’t a smile of invitation; it was a silent warning. His message was clear—back off. He was telling her without words that he was loyal to you, that there was no room for anyone else. Her heart pounded wildly, the sound of it echoing in her ears as she stood frozen, unable to look away.
Sofia felt her breath catch in her throat, her heart pounding harder as she realized the intent behind his gaze. She stood frozen, unable to look away, as that smirk told her everything she needed to know. Rafe was making it clear that she was wasting her time, that his commitment was to you and you alone.
Rafe held her gaze for a moment longer, his smirk lingering as if to drive the point home, before his eyes dropped back to you. The moment you broke the kiss, a smile spread across your face as you pressed your hands against his chest, turning your attention to the fireworks outside. Only then did Rafe’s expression shift, his smirk fading into a polished, aristocratic smile as he glanced around the room.
He clapped along with the crowd, though his enthusiasm was clearly feigned. After a few seconds, he snatched a flute of champagne from a floating tray, knocking it back in one swift motion. The gesture was casual, almost dismissive, as if the exchange with Sofia had been nothing more than a brief interruption in an otherwise perfect night.
Sofia, left standing in the shadows, could only watch as the man she coveted so dearly turned away, his focus entirely on you. The pit of envy in her stomach deepened, but now mingled with a bitter understanding—Rafe’s loyalty to you was unshakeable, and there was nothing she could do to change that.
#rafe cameron x fem!reader forced marriage au#drew starkey#rafe cameron#outer banks#fanfiction#rafe cameron x reader#drew starkey x reader#rafe cameron x you#drew starkey x y/n#obx fanfiction#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron x female reader#rafe cameron x y/n#rafe cameron obx#rafe cameron x oc#rafe cameron x kook!reader#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe cameron outer banks#rafe fanfiction#rafe cameron imagine#outerbanks rafe#outer banks x y/n#outer banks x you#outerbanks#outer banks x reader#outer banks fanfiction#rafe obx#drew starkey x you#drew starkey x female reader#drew starkey x oc
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The Harkonnen's Sweet Thing
Feyd-Rautha x Atreides!Reader
Summary: You watched your brother kill the man you love--a man you were once gifted to by the Baron--and now that he is gone, you think Paul will use you as a political pawn in his war. And you're right. But you're shocked to discover who is demanding to have you.
Words: 2650
Notes/Warnings: Ignore canon ages in the timeline. I don’t know what they are, but everyone young is in their twenties, cool? Cool. Dune inaccuracies. Jessica and Paul kind of (very much) suck. Feyd’s a soft boy for our reader. Angst but also fluffy-ish stuff. Implied smut. Mention of pregnancy. I think that’s it. TG:M people ignore me. I don’t know what I’m doing here either, but i'm embracing it for now.
Part 2
When your brother pierced through armor into pale flesh, you felt it as if he had driven that blade into your body instead of the body of the man you love. You felt the shock of icy steel penetrating warm and delicate tissue, and the suffocation that came from the mutilation of your lung. You felt droplets of blood run down your front as you reached for the blade that was not there. As children, you were taught not to remove it. Not unless sufficient care was nearby to stop the bleeding before too much was lost.
Paul did not respect that knowledge. He yanked his knife out of Feyd’s torso and watched with relief as he collapsed to the ground. His body landed with a thud that matched the heavy beat of your heart. A beat that reminded you your blood was rushing strong, keeping you alive while your lover was draining dry of the strength to keep himself from leaving this world, from leaving you.
You wailed in the silence of those around you. Screamed at the top of your lungs as tears streamed down your face. You tried to go to him but the Fremen snatched you before you could reach him, forcing you to your knees, one of them slapping a hand over your mouth. This was not the time for hysterical outbursts; it was a time to stare in awe as a new leader accepted his victory and claimed power over the emperor and his daughter.
“Shut up, girl,” a male voice spit in your ear. He was tired of the struggle you were putting up against the hand squeezing your face. You were ruining his opportunity to witness a beautiful moment in history. A defining moment. A moment you didn’t give two fucks about.
No one spared you a glance save for the witch whose vibrant eyes were drilling into the side of your skull. A woman your father had instructed you receive as a stepmother following your third birthday. A manipulative woman whose smile in front of the Duke had masked the scowl permanently seared onto her face when looking at you—a decades-long act that the capture and death of your father had freed her from. And she’d wasted not a second displaying her distaste for his daughter.
Not long ago you'd thought to thank Lady Jessica for not loving you. Her lack of love made her so terribly desperate to rid herself of you that when cornered the night your family was attacked, she’d thrown you right into the arms of the Harkonnens—a fate she believed would destroy you rather than thrust you into a life you would come to cherish.
“A gift for you, nephew,” the baron had said after the fighting ceased and the soldiers, with you in their grasp, had returned to their unfamiliar home.
Feyd-Rautha had not rushed when he descended the staircase and approached you for the first time. His eyes were unblinking as he’d taken in his present; a slow drawl from head to toe that sent shivers down your spine.
“An Atreides,” Feyd had said in a low voice, deep and thick and eerily lovely.
The baron’s voice did not contain the same appeal. “Yes. Do you like it? A new pet for you to ruin.”
You’d stood frozen as Feyd traced a knuckle down your cheek before grasping your chin and running his thumb over your bottom lip. He’d possessed not a lick of shame when his index finger drew a line from the dip of your throat to your cleavage. There had been no consideration for your feelings when he tucked that same finger between your breasts and the neckline of your nightgown and lightly tugged you forward.
You had gasped with your stumble, your hands pressing against his chest to catch your fall while he smirked at the blush tinting your cheeks. His tongue then darted out to dampen his lips before he moved his hand to the curve of your waist and squeezed.
“Perfect,” He’d said, not in a loud declaration of appreciation, but in a tone meant for your ears only. Then he’d grabbed you by the wrist and led you to his chambers.
When the door had slammed behind you after you were jerked inside the room, you were suddenly filled to the brim with panic. You’d heard the rumors. What would he do to you? How would he do it? Would you suffer long?
A tear had slipped down your cheek that, once noticed, was brushed away with his thumb.
“Do not worry yourself unnecessarily.”
You’d swallowed, stuttering, “Wh-What do you mean?”
He’d pulled his shirt over his head and tossed it aside, exposing pale skin taught over defined, well-trained muscle. Then he’d stepped into your space, inching you backward until your spine was flush with the wall. He’d fisted the flimsy, nearly see-through fabric of your nightgown in his hand and slowly dragged it up your body until fingers could sneak under the hem to graze your inner thigh.
You’d sucked in a sharp breath at the pleasurable waves of heat that rippled from his touch.
“Atreides or not, you’re much too precious to ruin the way my uncle suggests,” he had said, his lips a hair's-width away from yours. “I've been looking for you for so long. You're mine now, do you understand?”
“Y-Yes.”
“Are you afraid of me?”
He hadn’t loved your hesitation—you could see it in his eyes and in the downturn of his lips—but he was satisfied when you’d truthfully said:
“No.” Because you weren’t. Not after he had brushed that tear off of your cheek.
His next question had caused your heart to skip a beat from the concoction of emotions it shot through you. Fear of the unknown mixed with unexpected excitement.
“Have you done this before?”
You’d shaken your head and in response he lightly nodded, his nose nudging yours.
“You want to?” he’d asked, hiking your leg up to his hip, and you found yourself nodding as well. “I won’t make it hurt.”
You’d replied with a soft “Ok” before accepting his kiss with as much fervor as he was giving it, thankful that what you’d imagined was awaiting you upon your arrival in foreign territory was far from what you were receiving.
Days later, when you had mentioned that he did not live up to the rumors of his cruelty extending to all areas of his life, he’d hummed. Said, “I make many bleed, and enjoy it. I feed off of their pain. Those who have been in my bed are not spared this, and it will not be uncommon for you to see me stained with the death of others, including my former pets.”
He’d paused then, allowing you a moment to question your future as one of those pets, if that's what he considered you.
“But I have been searching for something that I’ve wanted for a very long time,” he’d said. “Something that hasn't existed within these walls. Something I will never want to harm. Something…soft…and sweet,” he had admitted to your surprise.
He’d then told you that you were that sweet thing. That he’d known it from the moment he saw you. That he was choosing you.
But it was a choice that had its repercussions.
All things must have balance, and you had tipped the scales. From his gentleness toward you, a darker, more gruesome beast emerged when facing off with others. A brutal warrior who never surrendered and never lost. A sadistic man who showed no mercy to the opponents whose blood you would later wash from his body. He had annihilated his previous reputation as just the famed killer of Geidi Prime and evolved into something more, all because of you.
That was why you thought he would win against Paul. Your brother was skilled, but the universe had long known the name Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen for his prowess in combat and his ruthlessness which had only grown with time.
So why was it not your brother on the floor with his love sobbing and struggling to reach him?
In the thirteen days since your lover’s death, it is that question that has robbed you of all peace.
Despite your brother having escorted you back to Caladan for the time being, you find no sense of home or happiness in your birthplace. You walk the beaches and fields that, as a child, you dreaded one day leaving, but they are not the same. Nearly a year has gone by since you were last here, however, so much of what you once loved about this planet is overshadowed by the shattered heart caused by Feyd's death.
When you were young, your father would often express his wishes for your future. He would paint a beautiful image of you bringing your children to play in the gardens of your childhood home, carefree and unburdened. It was a source of comfort that he used to mask the reminder of your duty as an Atreides: that you would not be marrying and having children out of love, you would marry in the name of peace and produce heirs in the name of security. And it seems in the end, he was right.
With Feyd unable to claim you, Paul will be the one to secure new arrangements for your future, which just so happens to greatly fare in his favor. After all, he just declared war, and you are the ripened political pawn at his disposal.
“Are you well?”
You turn as sharply as you can at the intrusive voice, but the uncomfortable skirts of your dress are thick and stiff, restricting your movements. Feyd never made you wear anything like this and you forgot what it's like to be weighed down by layers of fabric. You fucking hate it.
Paul stands a few feet away, his hands clasped behind his back and a light smile on his face. Clearing his throat, he joins you on the balcony attached to your old room.
“I know we haven’t spoken much about what’s to come. I’m sure you’ve been curious,” he says.
You shrug, shake your head, and return your gaze to the horizon where ocean meets sky.
“We have matters to discuss.”
Matters such as where he will be sending you off to be married, you imagine. He must act quickly if he intends to establish and gain control over house alliances, since they weren't overly enthusiastic about accepting him as their leader.
“Let's sit down,” he tells you. He grasps your hand before you can object and guides you to one of the balcony benches. Once you’re settled, he takes a seat beside you and says, “I am going to ask you something. And I want honesty.”
You sigh. “What?”
“When you were with the Harkonnens for those many months, were you treated like a slave as I had feared, or were you something far from it?”
Your eyes narrow. “Why are you asking me this?”
“Because it’s important,” Paul states, staring you directly in the eye. “I’ve been thinking about the way you wept over him after we fought, and how he denied every offer I made in exchange for your release…” With his pause, he shakes his head. “I thought maybe he had messed with your mind, confused you, and that was why you were so hysterical over his loss…but that’s not right, is it.”
“Paul–”
“Does he love you?”
It takes conscious effort to keep your body from shifting uncomfortably. “What is it to you?”
“He survived his wounds,” Paul says.
The casualness with which he shares that news heavily contrasts everything that runs through you. Your heart stops. Your lips part, unsuccessful in drawing in oxygen. Your eyes no longer see anything but Feyd’s face as it flashes in front of you. The way he looked when he last smiled at you. The way he looked the last time he came inside of you. The look of him when he died—or almost died. Death had been there, looming over him.
You’re trying to will away the tears. Paul is watching you too closely. “Wh–What?” you say.
“He’s alive, and he is demanding you be returned to him,” he informs you. “So, tell me: is he truly threatening me so aggressively over one of his ‘pets’? Or is he threatening me to get back the woman he loves?”
The woman he loves. You never imagined yourself in a situation where your brother would ask if a member of a centuries-long rival house loves you. But then again, you never imagined a member of a centuries-long rival house loving you to begin with.
You remember the night he told you. It was late and your bodies were bare after having bathed together. You were searching for your nightgown when he said “Come to bed, my love.”
You sighed, defeated. He’d called you that before, but whether it was real or not was such a mystery and it hurt your heart a little bit more each time. “You shouldn’t call me your love unless you mean it,” you finally told him.
You heard his footsteps when he stood from the bed. He walked up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling your back against his chest. “Why would I call you that if I do not mean it?” he asked. Then he hummed and said “You know me better than that, my love” before dipping his head lower and nipping the shell of your ear with his teeth.
So yes, he loved you—loves you. But there’s something in Paul’s voice as he asks you that question that gives you pause. It’s too gentle as if luring you into a false sense of security. The Harkonnens are not known for their capacity to love, and Feyd loving you could be seen as a weakness; his one vulnerable spot.
As monotone as you can manage, you reply, “If you’re being threatened you should just send me back and be done with it. I know you have more important things to worry about.”
Paul’s lips thin in disappointment. “I can’t send you back,” he says. “Not yet.”
“Why not?”
He sighs. “Because I believe he loves you. And I need to see how far a Harkonnen is willing to bend for an Atreides,” he says. “If he wants you back, he will have to be open to negotiations.”
You stand sharply, take a few steps from him, and blow out a heavy breath through your nose. You were told your brother changed after drinking that magic water and it shows. Holding you hostage for political gain is not the same as marrying you off.
“I would like to be done with this conversation,” you say with a huff.
“I understand,” he replies, so you turn to enter your bedroom. But before you’re fully through the door, he says, “There’s more, though.”
You freeze.
“I had a dream,” he says, his voice coming closer. “There was a boy, no more than five years old. He had your features and your hair but his skin was of the same paleness as the Harkonnens.”
Sucking in a breath, you brace yourself with a hand gripping the door’s frame.
“You’re pregnant, sister,” he tells you, leaning against the opposite side of the doorway. “But I'm very glad to know that the heir of Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen is a product of love rather than an unfortunate incident,” he says. “Additional incentive, should it be necessary.”
In your shock, you can’t look at him. He doesn’t need you to. You can see his smirk in your peripherals, then he pushes off the frame and heads toward the main door of your room.
“Try to get some rest, sister,” he calls over his shoulder. “You really shouldn't be on your feet too long.”
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Born on this day 122 years ago: eccentric British character actress par excellence of stage, film, and television Elsa Lanchester (28 October 1902 - 26 December 1986). Lanchester is exceptional in movies like Ladies in Retirement (1941), The Spiral Staircase (1946), Witness for the Prosecution (1957) and Bell, Book and Candle (1958) but of course, achieved true cinematic immortality in the title role of 1935 horror classic The Bride of Frankenstein - so isn’t it perfect she was born in the lead-up to Halloween? Her long partnership with actor / director Charles Laughton was one of Hollywood’s greatest “lavender marriages.” She's also one of Catford’s most famous residents!
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