#staff: 😴

[bloodxhound]

oh my goddd staff takes every chance they can making this place uglier

[miharuhebinata]

"ummm actually it's a good thing that zelda plays differently from link, because link has the triforce of courage so of course he fights and uses swords! meanwhile zelda has the triforce of wisdom, so obviously she's going to find more clever ways to solve her problems teehee ;)" hey did you guys know you can still be excited for the game while also acknowledging it's pretty fucking shitty of nintendo to act like zelda is incapable of picking up a sword in a mainline game.

[maykr]

Does it ever end? Does the staff of this website will ever do anything? No, they are too busy with twitterfication and adding tracking location features. Meanwhile I've reached 18 to 20 bots and it goes steady. Report block - notification- report block.

[da-floof]

Garreth and Leander both used to take Divination until Professor Onai made a genuine prophecy.

PROFESSOR ONAI: A Weasley and a Prewett shall copulate-a family of seven they shall make- Weasley will lay his seed deep and shall work hard to make ends meet, 6 boys and a girl Prewett shall produce but one of two boys shall meet the noose… oh my what happened-Mr Weasley are you alright?-where are you going?! Mr Prewett why are you crying?!

GARRETH-Barging into the staff room: AUNT MATILDAAAAAA! Professor Onai said I’m going to make babies with LEANDER! Breaks down in tears.

PROFESSOR WEASLEY-in the middle of a staff meeting: 😳

PROFESSOR SHARP: 😬

PROFESSOR HECAT: 🤨

MADAM SCRIBNER: 🤫

PROFESSOR BINNS: 😴

PROFESSOR GARLIC: 🤭

PROFESSOR SHAH: 🤣

BONUS:

PROFESSOR BLACK: Excellent! Keeping the blood pure! 10 points to Gryffindor!-when’s the wedding?

GARRETH: Cries harder

[starleska]

I hope you had a lovely trip! Hopefully this doesnt seem too demanding, but do you have any jack horner headcanons you're willing to share? Romantic, perhaps even yandere/possessive? Or just general headcanons? If not thats perfectly okay!!!

d'aww thank you sweet anon, i had a great time!! although i am very sleepy now 😴 i'm not even gonna lie to you, i whiled away the train journeys by gazing out of the window and thinking up little meet-cute scenarios with Jack 😂😂

oh HELL yes!! don't you worry, that's not demanding in the slightest - i'd be happy to oblige 😉 honestly this has steered off more into backstory/total fanfic territory, but i hope you like it anyway. i’ve written this with a bit of a feminine-leading-nickname bias, but this is for all readers!! i’m nb myself 🥰 feel free to substitute certain names for others 🔥

'Big' Jack Horner x Reader romantic/yandere headcanons:

historically, Jack hasn’t had much interest in romantic dalliances. coming from an upper-class family with a great deal of wealth means he received plenty of offers even when he was young, from hopeful families wanting to marry into his lucrative business. however, Jack always found the suitors from these families dull and predictable; they knew exactly what to say and how to say it, and their compliance infuriated Jack to no end. 

as a result, throughout his teens and early twenties Jack mostly abstained from romantic connections. it was at this time that he began to increase in size: he shot up like a weed and bulked out enormously, which greatly increased interest from a variety of parties. this came alongside his succession to the head of his pie business, and the flourishing of his criminal empire. although Jack was propositioned left and right, he only engaged in the occasional date and/or lay, and considered them to be stress relief. 

as his obsession with collecting magical artefacts and increasing his power grew, Jack’s dim view of romance as nothing more than fairy tale junk - something he has come to abhor - solidifies into a type of confident nihilism. he believes that he is simply built different, and that truly powerful figures don’t concern themselves with such trivial matters. that is, of course, until he meets you. 

at first, Jack is horrified. first, he believes he has fallen ill; why is his heart beating so fast around you? why does he feel hot and sweaty and clammy all at once when you pop into his thoughts? this quickly descends into a type of paranoia: he is convinced that you must be some type of magical artisan, one who has cast a spell to drive him mad. we know Jack isn’t the patient type, so he confronts you, dragging you into his office and threatening you with the business end of the Huntsman’s Axe from the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale.

rather than the reasonable reaction of terror and attempting to escape, you stammer and blush, almost hyperventilating at the proximity. he’s so much larger than you, and it takes everything you have not to melt into his arms. you manage to tell him that you find him impossibly charming, and just being around him makes you feel lighter. this takes a moment for Jack to process. he questions you repeatedly: “You find me attractive?” “Y-yes.” “You’d like to become an item? With me?” “Yes, sir.”

once he is certain that there is no trickery afoot, Jack is ecstatic with you. the full extent of his smarm and arrogance pour over in waves. Jack is not a man prone to embarrassment , and he makes no secret of your relationship whilst going about the daily business of running his criminal organisation and pie factory. he freely plays with your hair, rubs your shoulders and gives you kisses in full view of all his workers, much to your humiliation, but the way Jack looks at you with approval after every  teasing show of affection makes it all worth it. Jack’s staff even give you a  nickname: The Baker’s Wife. 

in no time at all, Jack becomes your fiercest protector. someone calls a rude comment to you in the street? they’re found the next day, strung up by their thumbs outside the village walls. a debt collector comes to harass you and your family? how interesting: they choke to death on a pie, overstuffed with plums. you soon find that members of The Baker’s Dozen are assigned to keep you safe: following you around his mansion and accompanying you outside without so much as a word. you try to question Jack about these events, knowing in your heart he is responsible, but the way he tells you, “No one hurts my princess,” makes your heart squeeze. indeed, day-to-day Jack treats you like royalty: only the finest garments, cuisine, and entertainment for the love of his life. 

however, in private, Jack lets his sadistic side shine. he is delighted by how easy you are to fluster: how a filthy whisper or a well-placed touch can make you tremble and squeak. he enjoys your size difference, playing with you as if you were a doll, and he chuckles darkly whenever you squirm. there’s nothing he loves more than pinning you against a wall with a blade, enacting the predator/prey dynamic he knows you enjoy so much. he leans in close and breathes into your ear, telling you how small and helpless you are, and how easy it would be to rip you apart. he relishes in making you beg to be touched, how much you crave his silver tongue and those awful, atrocity-stained hands. Jack tells you that you are his, forever, until the day you die: and that is something you love more than life itself. 

hope this is what you were looking for, anon 😉

[saturns-emotes]

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[diazsdimples]

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-❤️🪐

Hi Saturn!!! 15 Single Dads, 15 Sleep Mornings, and 3 Frostpunk coming right up! I hope you don't mind more tsunami for Single Dads cause that's beaning so well right now!

👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦

“All things that can be fixed after we get you warm and dry.” Eddie hooks his hands under Lily’s arms and swings her up onto his hip. Lily’s arms loop around his neck and she rests her head on his shoulder, her eyes fluttering shut as she relaxes into his hold. “I got you some clothes and a nurse showed me where we can clean you up. You want me to take you, or Hen?” “You,” Lily replies, her voice muffled by the collar of his shirt.  “Okay, sweetheart. Lets go get you cleaned up.” The staff showers end up being a bit more of a walk than Eddie anticipated, and by the time he’s found them, Lily is a dead weight in his arms. He delays waking her up for as long as possible, ferreting through cupboards to find soap, shampoo and conditioner one-handed until he’s got everything they need. He’s contemplating a shower and change of clothes himself – Cap mentioned spare uniforms being out the front and Eddie’s is itchy and chafing in uncomfortable places, stiff from the sea water he got covered in during the rescues. Eddie fires Hen a quick text, sending her directions to the showers and asking her to pick up a spare uniform for him, before gently waking Lily. She grumbles as he lowers her to the ground, arms circling around his legs as she rests heavily against his leg. It makes peeling off the salt-stiff clothing more difficult, but before long Eddie is guiding her under the shower spray, stepping in fully clothed behind her. The water dripping off the two of them runs away murky and a thin layer of silt begins to build on the shower floor. Eddie makes quick work of Lily’s hair, pulling twigs and leaves from her blonde curls before lathering up the shampoo and massaging it into her scalp. There’s a fine cut on the side of her face, and she hisses with pain as a bit of the soap runs over it.

😴😴😴😴😴

“Well, I was only around for a few days after he’d been born, cause I had to go back to Afghanistan. But we got to take him home 36 hours before I had to leave again. It was one of the most perfect days that I could have imagined. Shannon was still exhausted after the birth, so I had her stay in bed, and I looked after everything. Brought her food, cuddled the baby, changed him when he needed it, did the washing. But I think the best part was lying in bed with my wife, and our newborn son between us. Honestly, in that moment, it felt like nothing would ever go wrong again.” Eddie glanced over to Buck, and a fond smile played across his lips as he took in his soft, sleepy features. “S’nds p’rf’ct” Buck slurred sleepily, and his jaw creaked as he yawned widely. He smacked his lips and wiggled closer to Eddie so his nose was brushing against Eddie’s pec. “G’night Eds.” “Goodnight, Buck,” Eddie whispered. Slowly, so as to not jostle Buck, Eddie inched under the covers, lying on his back. Sleepy quickly washed over him, making his eyelids heavy and his muscles loose. In fact, he was so close to sleep that he wasn’t entirely sure if it was a dream when he felt Buck’s fingers curl around his, their hands slotting together like they were made for it.

❄️

It takes a moment to get Christopher settled comfortably in Buck’s arms, what with all the wires still connecting him to his various monitors.

Tagging @theotherbuckley @hippolotamus and @daffi-990 cause you 3 are my cheerleaders and I think you like these wips?

[neko-sufis-world]

*The nurse pulling him to the bed as she puts him*

[maximumwobblerbanditdonut]

SH is getting ready for the wine & food festival in Manhattan! at the HRPK's Pier 76 this week. The interesting thing is that Sam knows very well the host, Southern Glazer’s Wine & Spirit, and Lee Brian Schrager. Is this a coincidence?

Lee Brian Schrager, who is also the Senior Vice President of Southern Glazer's Wine & Spirit of America (SGWSA). He has worked primarily with Food Network South Beach and New York City Wine and Food Festivals. If you haven’t heard of Schrager, a little dive into SH’s photo with him in Coconut Grove -Miami will give you a better understanding of why Sassenach whisky is in NEW YORK CITY WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL and why SH participate in all surrounding Southern Glazer's Wine & Spirit.

Why SH was invited to the Keepers of the Quaich event as a highlight, this question could be answered with another question.

Do you remember SH night dinner at Mr C in Miami - in Coconut Grove with Lee Brian Schrager* Senior Vice President of Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits, LLC.

Well, one of the Keepers of the Quaich - USA (KOTQUSA) members is Vice President Wayne E. Chaplin, CEO of Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits. Southern Glazers Wines and Spirits is SH’s alcohol distributor 🥃 🍸 in the United States, with operations in 44 states. Sam's activities in the USA 🇺🇸 are related to Southern Glazers Wine and Spirits, including his quick participation in the @tales_of_the_cocktail event and the podcast in New Orleans.

Founder/Director of SOBEWFF Lee Brian Schrager, and President/CEO of Southern Glazer’s Wine & Spirits of America Wayne E. Chaplin

The most interesting thing is the rival of Southern Glazers Wine and Spirits in the alcohol business is no less than ... Total Wine & More, and Sam plays the game of both sides.

Well, how very convenient, because that's just exactly what he is looking for.

* Lee Brian Schrager Senior Vice President of Communications and Corporate Social Responsibility at Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits, LLC.

@imahalfemptykindofgirl Aye!, I saw it. SH might have the same Top Shelf Las Vegas staff with Chrissy Beaudette Tinelli showing visitors his SS drink, but Reservebar still insists on one thing in particular: that his fans buy his booze 🥃🍸🫤

@imahalfemptykindofgirl Probably the same effect as in Las Vegas 😴 It’s too expensive for a Blended whisky!. A whisky that would disappear without the name Sam Heughan . The Macallan Sherry Oak 12 Years Old Single Malt Whisky is cheaper than SS whisky - $92.00

ReserveBar- The Macallan Sherry Oak 12 Years Old Single Malt Whisky - $92.00

SS whisky at Master of Malt costs £81.95 equals $99.36 US dollars. Why do you pay? 💰 $141.99 equals £117.11 for a blended whisky, tax and shipping. It’s not a lighter whisky. 🥃 The whisky is described as smooth and you cannot taste the fruity notes. ReserveBar makes business at the expense of the naïves who believe everything Sam says obsessively.

[cryptturon]

In the corn 🌽 or 👀 in the hay 🌾 Hashizoutchi 😴 sleeps 💤 all 🌅 day 🌌 Mimitchi 🤍 has a high 📈 IQ 📊 A rabbit 🐇 hat 🎩 and a bunny nose 🐰 too ✌️ Pochitchi 🐾 is the doggy 🐶 one 🐕 Always ⭕️ wants ❗️ to have 🤲 some fun 🦴🥎 For heavy 🎸 metal 👨‍🎤 and burgers 🍔 beefy 🍖 Kusatchi 🌷 is a little 🤏 leafy 🍃 Mametchi, 💙 she's ♀️ a genius 🧠 too ✌️ In a lovely 😊 shade of blue 🟦 Kuchipatchi's 🟢 big ⏫️ and dumb ⁉️ Likes 💚 to snack 🍬 as a rule ☝️ of thumb 👍 Zuccitchi 🥒 wants ❗️ to be a hero 🦸‍♂️ Too bad 👎 his chance 🌠 is next ⏭️ to zero 0️⃣ Forgive 🙏 his manners 🧎‍♂️ at big ⏫️ meals 🍕🍕 Nyorotchi 🐍 does just ❓️ what he feels 🤷‍♂️ Bill's 👱‍♂️ the one 1️⃣ to run 🗳 for office ���� Just don't ❌️ tell 🤫 him where 🔍 the staff 👥 is ❓️ Takotchi's 🍢 not ❌️ so strange ⁉️ to us ❗️ She's ♀️ like an alien 👾 octopus 🐙

[seospecialistinphilippines]

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[hopetune]

hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

thematic headcanons (accepting!) | hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

robin's tightly-packed schedules mean that she only has a handful of hours to rest, but she would recognize the value good sleep has on one's health, so i think she goes to great lengths to ensure that she is still sleeping well. her bedroom in her epsilon apartment is designed to provide her with the best quality sleep she can get���it has blackout curtains, a mattress with a topper, feather-soft pillows and duvets, a humidifier to keep the air from drying out. she also has a sea of plushies but those aren't really for the sleep quality, she just likes having her friends. anyways, that way, even if she's only sleeping for 3-4 hours, she'll wake up feeling refreshed. i think she also does her best to avoid caffeine—not only is it dehydrating, but she knows that it'll mess up with her sleep.

despite her best efforts, there are still some instances where she may find herself feeling drowsy while working, in which case she'll just try her best not to fall asleep until she's in the green room. there have definitely been one or two instances of her falling asleep in weird places, though. somewhere out there, on some staff's phone, there is a picture of robin asleep while getting her makeup done. they have definitely signed an NDA to make sure it never gets out

while traveling, she definitely also has a top-tier sleep set up. idk if you've seen those portable humidifiers that lowkey look like vapes but she would certainly use those, as well as a nice memory foam eye cover and some noise-canceling headphones.

when she's working in areas that don't have the luxury of proper shelter (i.e. planets affected by war or stellaron corrosion) she'll still do her best to get as much sleep as she can both out of habit and out of a general desire to maintain her health, but i don't think she'll make it a priority if there are more pressing concerns. she's willing to cut into her routine if it means getting to help more people.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

from carl swanson (seymour understudy, performed july 21)

Yesterday I made my Guthrie Debut as Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors! The day was such a blur and such a Joy!! So many people to thank!! Thank you to the wonderful cast that lifted me up and pushed/pulled me in the right direction! Thank you to the Crew and Staff at the Guthrie for making my backstage experience so easy and smooth! Couldn’t have done it without you! And last but no least thank you to all the Family and Friends who were able to come out and see the show! Having a little cheer section there meant a lot and I felt so loved from all of you! ❤️ I’m feeling so blessed today… and also so tired! 😴 Thank you everyone! @guthrietheater • #actorlife #understudy #understudylife #theatre #mntheatre #guthrie #twincitiestheatre #actorsequity #aea #equityactor

[taehyungfirst]

Hi to that anon:

Do you really think ppl are hating on jn for her vaping no 1) its because she was vaping INDOOR and blowing smoke into her makeup artist face which is very much harmful and if you read her apology you'd know she apologised for vaping indoor and esp to her staffs instead of coming here yapping nonsense

2)her fandom years of calling tae vile names and wishing harm to him because of smoking which should be none's concern bcuz he is a grown man he knows what's good and bad and its his body his choice(same applies to jn) but did blinks even think for a sec before dragging him? If you were a tae stan you'd know how bad it was and it still is...and now their fav is caught doing vape INDOORS now same mfkrs are defending her lol😭😭quite funny and satisfying to watch..personally i am enjoying it😁

And both tae and jn case are different anon my fav was smoking outdoor so no harm to anyone but himself on the other hand your fav?? was caught vaping indoor harming other ppl including herself💜

Taekarma is real!!!

She got dragged because she was smoking indoors and blowing smoke to a staff’s face, it’s not my fault if Tae smokes in designated places 🤷🏻‍♀️ I will never feel one ounce of empathy for blinks after the stuff they’ve been wishing Tae so if tete lovers wanna clap back I will just close an eye, idgafffffff

I think that anon is just a lil cultist 😴

[kuekyuuq]

Sims and Supercorp

...so I rediscovered Sims for me and created some Lena & Kara stand-ins (because I could not really make them look like them, gave them different names too).

Here's a list of things that they did and do, most of which I do not even force/control, simply based on the base traits I gave them from the start, again based on Kara and Lena individually.

Kara is a foodie but the very first time she cooked she caused a fire and now hates cooking.

naturally, this makes Lena the cook in their by now little household

Kara is super buff and a professional author 💪🖋️

Lena used to be more curvy and barely tolerated sports but ever since Kara keeps cheering her on when she's on the treadmill she's lost the trait and attitude a bit

Lena was a bit stand-off'ish at first when Kara tried to hit on her, but she was very much happy to flirt with Kara herself (it took just a handful of friendly to flirty interactions from Lena's side for her to start swooning for Kara and the "wanna be my woohoo buddy" option to show up)🤨 👀🥰

Lena is a tech-genius but as her position raised to a more CEO-like level she keeps coming home more and more often tense af

I takes EITHER a long relieving shower AND a boxing session to somewhat fix Lena's job based tenseness OR a simple hug by Kara (not even kidding!) 🤗❤️

Lena has whole two (2) social connections (Kara and some co-worker)

Kara's social list just keeps on growing...

Kara keeps inviting in strangers when I am not looking 🦋

she's even friends with the staff... 🍕🧹🙂

...Lena does give them generous tips, tho 💸

really, Lena only joins in on conversations with 3rd parties when Kara started them

...I had to limit Kara a bit from keeping to include strangers to their conversations while they were on dates! Geez! Focus on your woman, little social butterfly!

Most the time I just let them go and roam on their own, I find Kara and Lena holding hands and giving each other heart-eyes 😍😍

...to the point I have to separate them to take care of their needs so they/Lena can make it on time to work ✋🥲

While Kara is not a sloth, Lena is very tidy (and does not even get mad when she cleans after Kara)

Lena keeps wanting to talk about her fear of Death 💀

Kara keeps wanting to talk about her favorite foods 🤤

Kara is a total goofball.. and while Lena has very little humor for strangers, Kara keeps making her laugh/happy 😐😀

At first and still most of Kara's flirty interaction options are sweet gestures (hand holding, giving roses, reciting poetry), while Lena from very early on leaned towards more forward ones (sexy posing, seductive whispers, complimenting her appearance, invites to woohoo...) 💘😏

At this point, really whether I am controlling or they do it themselves, they get into flirty/lovey-dovey mood pretty much as soon as they talk.

I may cheer every time Lena gets a little late to work because she lingered (on her own) to wait for Kara to finish up whatever she's doing, just to give her a kiss or hug before rushing out... 🥹

Kara does get distracted a bit easier than Lena from what she's doing (unless she's writing ...or flirting with Lena)

Lena keeps seeking out the chess-board when unattended whereas when Kara is in the mood for logic-learning she defaults to the telescope

I am not sure if it's a bug, but Kara has this tendency to fall asleep after woohoo even when her stamina is still firmly in the green 🥰😴

I am not sure what is incidental due to my initial and very biased way of creating their characters, early actions and interactions I had them make, and which just is 'natural' development and progression...

...but it's a whole lot fun!

...is like watching a no-plot-fluff fic play out XD

(For anyone wondering, my stand-ins are called Kieran Walsh and Elle Yean - yeah, I thought myself clever with the second one XD )

[merv606]

Puritianverse!

Sweet, pious little houseomega Daniel is…sick! No, it’s nothing serious—just the flu and a fever. But Terry almost had a heart attack when Daniel fainted in his arms, and the Staff at the Silver estate thought the apocalypse was upon them. But the doctor was called and Terry calmed down when he was reassured that is was just the common cold. (Still, Terry flew in several doctors from out of state and out of country even, just to be sure that his sweet little angel was doing well, and would make a full recovery—or so help them God.) 

Ahem. 

Terry’s also put Daniel on full bed rest, because though they have plenty of hired Help, and several round-the-clock nannies for their now three small toddlers, Danny is a natural homemaker and a hands-on omega, and is always cooking or tidying or taking care of their perfect pups. And his doting Alpha—in more ways than one for the latter!

But the pups and Terry have especially missed seeing the sweet little figure with the cute little ruffled apron out and about the mansion—but Daniel needs to recover, and bed rest is the best way to do it. 

Or so Terry thinks. 

Because while the medicine Daniel is taking is helping him recover, it’s also made him…well, wanton. 

That’s how he is right now, stubbornly untucking himself from under all the covers, and deliriously plopping himself in Terry’s lap. His face is flushed and rosy, his hair tousled, Terry’s nightshirt falling off him temptingly. He can hardly hold himself up, but he—

“—please Sir, please won’t you…t-touch me?” Big brown eyes look up at him, glazed over with fever and something else. Shit. “In my…spot?” His small, burning hand guides Terry’s own to his wet cunt. And—fuck—further back. 

“Baby—“ Terry begins, voice strained, dick hard. He wants to fuck him bad, but at the same time he knows he shouldn’t, knows his Danny needs rest and peace and quiet—

—Daniel brings three of Terry’s fingers to his mouth and licks them, kitten-like and cute. 

Terry says fuck it, and pushes him down roughly into the bed.

(Halfway through the fucking, Daniel slips into unconsciousness—but that’s alright. Terry will fill up his holes anyway, regardless.)

Pious until his husband gets him alone and on his 🍆 or 👄….. or 👉🏻👉🏻

I like the idea of medication making him more wanton than normal but don’t think it would be cold meds 😂

They’d just make him go 😴

WHICHHHHH

😈

Leads me to …….

Somnophilia - Daniel’s idea (although he doesn’t really realize what it is).

Daniel wakes to his mate spooning him from behind - his husband’s need pressed against him.

He hasn’t been able to provide his alpha any relief since falling ill and it makes him feel like he’s being a bad mate and omega …. Even though Terry hasn’t said a word in regards to this - has hardly left Daniel’s side (when he’s awake anyway).

So, when he starts to feel even a little bit better, he takes his husband’s hand - guiding it down between his legs - the heat of his sex there.

“Baby,” Terry groans …. His voice is rough as he wakes from the scent of his aroused mate …. He can feel how wet his fingers are, and they aren’t even inside his little omega’s delicious cunt ….. god, he’s hard enough without being teased.

Sleep and fluids and no strenuous activity - that was the doctor’s orders but Terry feels so starved for his mate - for his touch. He wants nothing more than his little mate to be better, and then burying himself in Daniel’s perfect, tight heat. He knows, when Daniel is fully well again, the first thing he’s going to do is wear his little omega out. For now though, he’s trying to not just fuck into the omega … as hard as he feels, he’d have Daniel overwhelmed in seconds, but his little omega isn’t making that easy on him.

“We can…” Daniel starts, pressing his cunt more firmly against the hand there.

“You’re sick and exhausted ……” he tries, his mate isn’t playing fair - knowing exactly how to play Terry to get what he wants. He’s making it harder and harder to do the right thing as he presses Terry’s fingers to the slippery entrance to his special place, moving his hips forward so Terry’s fingers are practically swallowed by his needy hole as he uses Terry’s fingers to fuck himself.

Their youngest cried for him last night and the nanny could not get him to calm - he had already started leaking from hearing the distressed cries from his pup and he too was getting upset so he had Terry bring the pup in to nurse (with Terry’s help)

Back to his alpha’s chest, Terry helping to guide their pup to latch on, his arms wrapped around Daniel helping to support the baby.

“You can still ….. even if I fall asleep I ….” He thinks of mornings waking up to Terry’s fingers inside him or his mouth on his aching pussy, and how, on the rate time he intimated it (they still have problems with that - good omegas don’t want it but they do go along with it although Terry has no problem initiating it) he would wake Terry up with his mouth on his husband’s cock.

“I want it,” he says, stubbornly, and he does. He’s on edge, his special place tingling despite the fact that sickness is still clinging to the edges of him. He wants his husband - to feel close to him, and be filled with his love. “I want you to take your pleasure in me …… “

Terry doesn’t need to be told twice, pushing up Daniel’s nightshirt to around his waist, easing down his underwear but not before massaging his cute little bud through the silky lace of his underwear.

He pushes them aside then, once his little omega’s juices soak through them.

There’s nothing fancy or not much for play / it’s been the longest he’s gone without enjoying his mate’s body in some way - the pleasure it gives and the pleasure he takes - and he’s not going to last long

Daniel comes, and that seems to zap his energy, his eyes fluttering as his husband’s hand around his thigh opening his legs, the length rubbing up and down his hole, before he feels the length opening him up instead as his husband pushes inside.

He’s so hard, Daniel moaning out as much out.

It’s the last thing he remembers too, slowing drifting off to the harsh breathing of his alpha behind him - satisfying himself in his omega.

Now that he’s given blanket permission, the next morning he wakes to his alpha behind him still, already inside him. His nightshirt is ruched up to his armpits this time, leaving him exposed to his husband’s ravenous hunger. Terry is cupping a swollen breast, rubbing and pinching, before latching on as his other hand rubs at his omega’s equally swollen rosebud.

He pulls off, blowing over the wet nub, and his little omega’s whimpers becomes whorish moans as he closes a hand around his throat to keep him in place as he fucks in harder and faster - his own orgasm spurring on the rough treatment.

But it’s Daniel that comes first - the relentless pounding of his his husband’s cock into his pussy as he rubs circles on his swollen bud, his orgasm triggering Terry’s as his cunt clenches down - milking the seed out of his husband’s cock into his womb where it belongs.

Scenario Two

Being unable to have sex for a couple weeks (an unheard of thing for them - because no matter how many pups - they have the help needed to make sure they get their much needed alpha omega alone time) but they’re going at it like rabbits when he feels better.

One of the pups banging at the locked bedroom door, Daniel biting into the bedsheets so his little one doesn’t hear as Terry continues fucking it on him from behind.

Their nanny quickly finds the pup though, ushering him away.

Either scenario though …..

Definitely results in a surprise pregnancy.

They’ve had their three - and Terry allowed his little mate to go on birth control to both have a break from being constantly bred and so he can enjoy their pups.

Daniel would like more, but he will defer to what his alpha wants always but Terry is quick to assure Daniel that he shouldn’t get used to it too much. When they start going to school Terry told Daniel he will put more inside him.

But, because of the medication he was on - maybe whatever he had was more than a cold and needed antibiotics which decrease the efficiency of his birth control - and his omega is exceptionally furtile after all and Terry’s seed is very virile.

Maybe the doctor forgot to tell them about that or maybe he told Terry - advising him to wear protection (not a chance) or to at least pull out if he wanted any hope of not causing another pregnancy.

Maybe Terry means to pull out but doesn’t - it’s been so long and his omega’s cunt just feels too good, or maybe he deliberately comes inside him - fully intending to bred him again.

Even though he told his mate he’d give him time to be able to enjoy the pups without another baby inside him taking up his energy but he absolutely hates seeing his mate’s flat stomach.

This way he can get what he wants and play it off like an accident.

“Your pussy felt too good baby,” he says. This always causes his mate to blush although Terry can feel the pride and smugness wafting off him. That it means he pleases his alpha which is his most important job as an omeag - next to caring for their pups, that is. Besides, although grateful for the reprieve, he knows his boy will be ecstatic when he finds out he’s been blessed for a fourth time.

Terry catches the seed that drips out of his mate, pressing it back into the fucked open hole, murmuring praise, as he fills his mate with his already hard cock again.

Daniel’s chest is already swollen from nursing the youngest still, so he doesn’t notice that change.

He figures the nausea is a side effect of the medication he was on, the few lingering symptoms of sickness.

And well, he’s been emotional anyway - three pups in quick succession and the youngest isn’t even one yet. Which, has been the longest he hasn’t been pregnant since his wedding night.

It’s when he practically jumps on Terry’s cock one day, as soon as he gets home that he starts to suspect.

He loves sex with his husband but, like a proper omega, he always waits for his alpha to initiate it. Not that it takes much - Daniel happily spreading his legs for his husband as soon as his hands are on him (of his husband’s hands having already spread Daniel for him, that is).

The kids are down for a nap, and Daniel had dropped to his knees, opening his husband’s belt.

He ends up on the kitchen table, his underwear in shreds on the floor, his legs high on his husband’s shoulders, which are so broad they act as spreader bars as he fucks into the omega’s wet desperate cunt.

Bouncing on his cock in their bed later that night, Terry’s hand on his hips in a loose hold, Daniel rubbing and playing with his tits - for both his and his husband’s benefit, he moans out that, “I think you may have blessed me.”

Terry smirks ….. he knows this.

For weeks now Terry could smell the life growing within the omega - the sweetest smell he even thought he’d smell - and it was - until he got Daniel pregnant a second time and that smell had mixed with the scent of his milk as his body did what it had to do to provide for Terry’s child.

He lays a hand on his mate’s stomach - where he knows his fourth child is slowing growing stronger within.

“We’ll see the doctor tomorrow and have him confirm it.”

Either way - it’s twins this time 😂