#Proffesor Garlic

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Garreth and Leander both used to take Divination until Professor Onai made a genuine prophecy.

PROFESSOR ONAI: A Weasley and a Prewett shall copulate-a family of seven they shall make- Weasley will lay his seed deep and shall work hard to make ends meet, 6 boys and a girl Prewett shall produce but one of two boys shall meet the noose… oh my what happened-Mr Weasley are you alright?-where are you going?! Mr Prewett why are you crying?!

GARRETH-Barging into the staff room: AUNT MATILDAAAAAA! Professor Onai said I’m going to make babies with LEANDER! Breaks down in tears.

PROFESSOR WEASLEY-in the middle of a staff meeting: 😳

PROFESSOR SHARP: 😬

PROFESSOR HECAT: 🤨

MADAM SCRIBNER: 🤫

PROFESSOR BINNS: 😴

PROFESSOR GARLIC: 🤭

PROFESSOR SHAH: 🤣

BONUS:

PROFESSOR BLACK: Excellent! Keeping the blood pure! 10 points to Gryffindor!-when’s the wedding?

GARRETH: Cries harder