Four stars because after stabbing a guy the butterfly knife wouldn't come out of his leg and I was forced to leave it there.
— most popular review of a ~15 euro butterfly knife [x]
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I don't think any of you can understand the disappointment of finding out Cambyses II probably didn't stab the Apis bull out of spite.
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Oh to have Will say he belongs to Molly just so we could witness Hannibal's wrath
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so i guess you could say the ides of march is tumblr’s roman empire, huh?
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Caesar: Why do you have a knife, will there be cake?
Brutus: No, I'm making a salad later-
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Stability is desirable.
Hat tip to @sokovianfortune for the "I have stability" text post and @nerdygingerandproud for the staying silly one
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The panel has been cancelled. It hurts, but given the majority of TV panels have been cancelled, this is what should be done. I hope it also means the production in Prague has stopped as well
But we still have the ad wraps and there should be the immersive IWTV stand somewhere there for fans. So, crumbs
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To celebrate the occasion!
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excerpt from doctor's visit
Doc: So... your estrogen is very high. Way too high.
Me: Hokay. Is that a problem?
Doc: No~~o
Me: But it's too high.
Doc: Way too high.
Me: See, you're using "way too high" not in conjunction wiv "this is a problem," and i find that confusing to the point of concern. Well, is there anything i should do?
Doc: Stop smoking. Not right now, but you have to stop smoking.
Me: And this will help wiv my estrogen being "way too high"?
Doc: Not at all. Smoking is just really bad for you.
Me <inside head voice>: Do you want me to stab you? Is that what this is? 'cause this is how people wind up getting stabbed.
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actually 8-bit theatre put "stabbity death" into my vocabulary when i was a kid so 10 year old me said it in the middle of a rehearsal of the musical we were putting on. whoops.
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// Hey, hey salad man. Careful. Political whispers going around... careful there... y'know your 23 friends ? Mm ? Yeah ? Well, uh-
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Robert: Why is there blood everywhere?
Rosamund: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Robert: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Rosamund: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife
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when your sword is almost as tall as you are
scratch that: when your sword is at least as tall as you are
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Do... Do I leave a Yelp review for this one instead? Do ambassadors have review pages?
Either way: Stinky/10
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