#srsy

[bubblegumroyal]

Kimcom to dokja every single scenario

Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later

[this-aint-massachusetts]

STOP MAKING TINY ASS WOMAN WITH THEIR MUSCULAR BOYFRIENDS THE SIZE OF MOUNTAINS!! GIMME A TALL MUSCLY WOMAN AND HER TINY ASS HUSBAND!1

[kellodrawsalot]

I pulled him and all he does is talk about Malleus

[jurassic-cunt]

chase is actually so funny in s5

[stayliquid]

closed starter for @tripzon3 !! muses. rusty & luna

"so, are you pissed because i'm still screwing other girls or are you giving me the cold shoulder for some other reason?" he was terrible at reading between the lines. for all he knew, she was pissed because he forgot to sext back last night.

[joseopher]

Max the icon, the enigma, the legend✊🥹

[carpedzem]

guys please, it says not dranti right there, quackity doesnt fit the category

IJAHEDUBSAUD STOP THEY DONT HATE EACH OTHER 😭😭😭😭😭

[peridotunoffichel]

I do not remember the dance of 2019

[topoceankitty]

Pintrest and Tumblr have me in a death grip

[cafebloos]

3 and 26 for wrapped :)

3: On My Mama by Victoria Monet

26: Nerdy Love by PH-1, Yerin Baek (this was #2 in 2022 so oh how that mighty have fallen)

(p.s. i love you and let me know when you wanna get married)

send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

[sevenblues]

anyway this random guy i've never talked to in my life came up to me and asked for my number and i was like why???bc i srsly didnt understand and it was so bad literally the worst 5 mins of my life and i dont even know this kid like i dont even remember seeing him around although i probably have bc well hes a white boy with brown hair and they all look the same to me i fear

[lneedsleepandtherapy]

Just went to the store and found banana juice💀

Tastes like shit don't buy it

[iceclew]

I feel like it's gonna be such a busy weekend, and I am already procrastinating RL duties with tumblr againn..

💪🥸 way to go, me!!

[カフ保] by andre_kitami

[kellodrawsalot]

so this episode was good but as soon as the episode finished, Creepzos reminded me of many certain type of ''fans'' with hate obesession about a creator, I was reminded of the ''su critics''who have made so many horrible stories and lies about Sugar, I was reminded of how many weird Sonic fans go after Ian Flynn (and i dont even like the man's writing but so many of his ''critics'' are creepzos level) or how so many of theodd1sout follow his every move and keep watching his youtube videos EVEN IF THEY DONT LIKE THEM? and people who just use any excuse to hate jaidenanimations, (no srsy creepzos acted like she was problematic for being ACE )

and yes I have seen many behave this way towards Vivziepop too.

making your whole personality about hating someone because you don't like what they create, isn't cute.

[joseopher]

YES. They need to finally make out—I mean make up ha ha 😳😳😳

There should be a repeat of the knife scene in Atlas Complex except this time it's a gun and there's EVEN MORE sexual tension, reblog if you agree

[eveandtheturtles]

No idea if asks are open.

Had this idea in my mind for a couple of days,

Bayverse boys x male snake mutant reader?

(reader is a green anaconda or a boa constructor)

Premise that the reader is slightly larger than the turtles and loves being big spoon. Rest is up to you <3

and if this is closed- just ignore me ✌🏼-🐍 Anon

Nah Nonnie! My askbox is open, if you're not sure if I have my requests opened or closed just check my blog description. I always update my status there!

Donnie

He never expected to meet, much less date someone taller than him.

He has hard time actually going to sleep so sometimes you gotta get your snake coils around him and actually drag him to bed.

First time you wrap around him he panics a little bc snake vs turtle but this tight squeeze for cuddles works like a charm to put him right to sleep. Loves being little spoon bc SLEEP.

You're the only one that can calm his racing mind this effectively. You're like living weighten blanket.

Both of you being reptiles Donnie instals heat lamps for sunning. Best nap ever. This will apply also to other bros.

He drools a bit in his sleep on your arm.

Raph

You gotta arm wrestle him to be a big spoon.

He secretly loves being little spoon but god damn it he has reputation to uphold! It's not even about being a manly man. He NEEDS to protect at ALL times.

Rare moments he asks to be cuddled is when he really doubts himself.

Makes him feel safe and protected. Which you will need to get through his thick skull is okay bc while yes, he protects the others but you're there to have his back as well (and so are his brothers).

Falls asleep immediately when you're wrapped around him.

He still has a bit of 'uuuuuh' moment when you first wrap around him but he's a big sturdy turtle dude. He's fine. Settled almost immediately.

Sunning lamp together.

SNORES SO LOUD

Knits you a giant snake sock to keep you warm when he's not there to cuddle with you. It has "Best Noodle Boyfriend" On it.

Mikey

LITTLE SPOON HELL YEAH

He's used to being smallest out of the brothers and WILL Tackle you when it's time to sleep bc just like Donnie, his brain is hyperactive just in another way. Sometimes his brain needs the sleep but his body just keeps moving.

Solution: Weighted blanket boyfriend.

I think everyone in the lair cheered when you managed to wrestle the orange menace to the first time sleep.

You just gotta wait while the motormouth finishes talking about his day first. It's a process. Good thing you find it cute.

Sleeps with open mouth and does small, short snores.

Leo

Like Raph, it takes a bit convincing to get him to try to be a little spoon. Same reason tbh.

Does like to lay in bed with you bc easier access for affections.

He prooobably has something about having dangerous partners lol

Once you get to agree - you need to hold him against your chest with both arms. He needs that to truly let go and feel safe. Better throw in some verbal reassurance too.

Srsy he and Raph have the hardest time being vulnerable and letting go of the 'protector' mindset.

No eating in bed btw.

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