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A third candidate
When people in the martial arts world talk about beauties, we're tied. Tell me. Between us, who is prettier?
#mysterious lotus casebook#qiao wanmian#jiao liqiao#li lianhua#shameless shitpost#but huahua did have the prettiest dress#srsly tho bad bitches being bad bitches#we love to see it#give QWM and JLQ their flowers#i just noticed LLH has dangly earrings!!!
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Heyyyy! Could you do a oneshot with Husk and fem!reader where she and Angel are best friends and he's trying to be wingman and get them together??
Yesss!!! I love the Husk suggestions! I srsly love that old man... Anyway, I just KNOW Angie would be THE BEST wingman!!!
This is set before Angel and Husk bond, so passive-aggressive Husk and Angel ahead!
Husk x fem!reader
"Three's a Hangout, Minus One is a Date!"
From the couch of the lobby, you looked down at your phone. Thinking of getting a drink perhaps, since you didn't have anything to do on that particular day. But you could go without one, you were sure.
However, your best friend who was sitting next to you thought otherwise. Angel Dust got up with a sigh and looked at the bar then at you. “Alright girl, let’s get some drinks. You know you wanna.” He chuckled.
“Ain’t it kind of early for drinks? It’s 3 pm.” You sighed, knowing exactly what he was trying to do. You’d told him you didn’t need him to do it, but it was sweet of him to try anyway.
He chuckled leaning down towards you, “With a bartender like yours, hon? It’s drinking hour every hour.” He whispered at you. “Alright get up bitch.” He added, grabbing your arm and lifting you up.
“Ugh, I swear…” You sighed, walking with him as he led you towards the bar. You looked up at the man behind it. Husk… he made you sigh, but you couldn’t tell him yourself. Not in a million years. He kept to himself and even Angel’s flirting disgusted him. You liked talking to him; it made your heart flutter.
“Hi, Huskie~” Angel waved at him, giggling coquettishly. Of course, it was just playful, he knew very well you liked him. His goal today was to get them to go out on a date.
“Don’t call me that.” Husk huffed.
“Whatever, my girly and I wanted to get some drinks. Just trynna have a good time here. She says you give good conversation, but in my experience you always reject me, so you better prove her right.” Angel spoke jokingly, sitting on one of the stools. You sat next to him, smiling at Husk and waving at him shyly.
“Yeah, it’s 'cause she’s alright, unlike you, she ain’t full of shit.” Husk chuckled, shooting a friendly smile at you. You let out a small laugh at his comment.
“You’re lucky I’m here for a drink and not in the mood to argue.” Angel huffed, making himself comfortable.
“Forgive him, you know how he is.” You chuckled, “Could I get a… uhh… I’m feeling mimosas, how about you Angie?”
“Whatever you’re havin’ toots. I trust ya.” He chuckled, checking his phone. But he was in fact not checking his phone. He was texting you.
You felt your phone buzz and you checked what the notification was for. Upon seeing a text from Angel, you opened it.
Girl, talk to him. You’re just sitting there.
You sighed, readying yourself to listen to Angel’s suggestion. You looked at the way he was making your cocktail and admired it for a second. You didn't stop zoning out until Angel nudged you.
“So, I know you’re technically forced to stay here, but do you like bartending? You seem to put a lot of effort into the drinks.” You asked him curiously.
“Guess it’s something I’ve had a knack for. I’d rather not be here, but it’s not as bad as I make it sound like.” He shrugged, giving you your mimosa and beginning to make Angel’s.
“If you weren’t here, where would you be? …Just out of curiosity.” You asked, hoping you weren’t overstepping.
“Hmm…” Husk hummed, pensive.
Angel continued to pretend he was on his phone, texting you in actuality.
You’re doing great, girly! <3
Go get him!
Don’t bombard him with questions tho
You know how he is
You kept his advice in mind, as you waited for Husk’s reply.
“Honestly, gamblin’ somewhere. Old habits die hard. But, as I said, it ain’t that bad being here. The princess’ got a bleeding heart, her girlfriend cares about her, Pentious looks like he’s doing better… and you look happier than when you first walked in here.” He smiled, placing Angel’s drink before him.
“You think so?” You asked, feeling a slight blush scatter across your face.
“Sure, I mean, you didn’t talk much when ya’ got here. Now look at you.” He chuckled.
Angel, chuckled to himself, “You two should hang out more often. You guys seem like you would be good for each other.”
“Angie-”
“Look! A new food joint opened up near the center of the Pentagram. We should go, all three of us. Charlie did say we had to fraternize more.” Angel suggested, stopping you from speaking anymore.
Husk huffed as if the idea was funny to him, “Even if I were to say yes, Alastor’s not gonna let me out of his sight.”
“Nuh-uh! I’ll just tell Charlie to talk to him. Come on! You should go with us! If not for me, do it for her!” He pleaded.
“If you can get him off my back, you’ve got yourself a deal.” He answered, cleaning some shot glasses.
“Oh, that’s awesome!” You smiled, squeezing your palms together, receiving a subtle wink from Angel and a nod from Husk.
Angel had followed through and begged and pleaded Charlie to talk to Alastor. Of course, upon hearing that it was to arrange a date between you and Husk, she immediately tried her best to convince Alastor. And due to Charlie’s words, he obliged.
So when the day came around, you were ecstatic but nervous. But Angel was gonna be there with the two of you, so it wasn’t that big of a deal. So you got ready with a cute outfit, prepared to go downstairs to the lobby and wait for Husk to get ready.
Angel said he had some errands to run for Val, so he’d meet the both of you there. Nothing to panic about, right?
You waited patiently, scrolling through your phone. Then you saw him at the top of the stairs. Fur slicked back and bow tie steamed out of any wrinkle. He wore something similar to what he always wore, but somewhat fancier (he already wore mostly formal wear). You felt a bit of red creep onto your cheeks.
“H-hey Husk!” You smiled, waving at him, “Angel said he had some errands to run for his boss, so he’d meet us there.” You informed him. He nodded at you and you got up to walk out of the Hotel with him.
You two had some conversation on your way to the restaurant, and you were about to call Angel to see if he was on his way when you suddenly got a text from him
I’ll be a little late, toots
You two pick a table for us
Love ya <333
You sighed, but shrugged it off. Valentino was overbearing, and he’d been sort of mad at Angel lately and had given him more work. So you didn’t complain.
“Angel said he’s gonna be a bit late. He wants us to pick a table.” You spoke, seeing the restaurant’s sign a few blocks away.
“I figured, he’s busy isn’t he?” Husk responded.
“Yeah, but I don’t blame him. Valentino is kind of an asshole to his workers. Didn’t think he’d have work today, though.” You added, thinking about your friend’s situation.
“Guess when you put it that way, he doesn’t sound as fake as he is. But he’s always gotta hide behind that persona of his. You ought to tell him it’s not gonna get him anywhere.” Husk said, giving his two-sense on the topic.
“I try my best to, but I guess his persona is his escape. I’d rather not take that from him. It’s all he has left of confidence in himself.” You sighed, turning to him, showing him with your expression that you felt the need to look out for Angel.
“You’re a sweet soul, you know? I don’t know what it was you did to end up in this shithole, but I know why Charlie chose you out of the bunch for this redemption thing. You’ve got good in ya’.” He smiled, giving her a sympathetic smile.
You blushed, turning away in embarrassment, “Oh… you don’t have to say all of that…”
“I’m not lying, I can read people like a book and yours is very pleasant.” He joked, chuckling at your red face.
You two entered the restaurant, and come to find, it was not only a restaurant but a Jazz club. Husk found a table for the both of you. And right when you were about to suggest waiting for Angel to order, you got another text.
Hiii girly!!
Val’s being an ass today :/
You guys can order without me!
Great… “Hey… I don’t think Angel’s gonna make it... He just texted me telling me we should order without him.”
“I see… well, guess we’ll get this date started. Since he’s not joinin’ us.” He spoke.
You paused, a bit taken aback by his choice of words. “D-date?” You stuttered in surprise.
“Well, haven’t you heard the saying, ‘Three’s a hangout, minus two’s a date?’ Or am I just that old?” He chuckled.
“No no! I just… I was a bit surprised, that’s all.” You chuckled softly, fidgeting with your fingers.
“Either way, I wouldn’t mind a date with ya. You’re not half bad.” Husk admitted with a soft smile.
You thanked him after which the waitress came by to take your order. Your small hangout, now updated to date status, was going great! So much so, that when the Jazz band present began to play, you debated if you should ask him to dance. He seemed like he liked Jazz, but you didn’t want to assume. So you simply continued eating and chatting with him, but your wish would be granted anyway
“You know how to dance Jazz?” He asked you after wiping his mouth with his napkin.
“As much as the next girl, yeah.” You chuckled. You didn’t know much, but you had rhythm and that was a start.
“They used to have a jazz band at the casino I gambled at back in the 40s, back when I was young and alive and all that. Oh, I used to down bottles and dance all night. I can’t do that now, but I still know how to dance.” Husk added, reminiscing on the fast life that had landed him here. He’d had fun, that was something he was sure of.
“That sounds like it was fun…” You smiled softly.
“You wanna dance? I could teach ya’ a move or two.” He offered, extending his hand for you to take it.
You nodded, giving him your hand, letting him lead you to the dancefloor. He held you, moving you to the sound of the smooth Jazz. Spinning you gently and swaying with you. It all felt like a dream. The dim lights and the gentle strums of the acoustic bass resounding in sync with your heart. Until eventually, after enough dancing, he brought you in for a kiss. A kiss just as deep and smooth as his voice. The slight taste of liquor on his lips and the smell of the herbs on the food he’d eaten, enchanted you.
He parted the kiss and continued to sway you around. The two of you danced the night away, arriving at the hotel very very late. You had like 50 unread messages and 4 missed calls from Angel, but you didn’t care. And the second Angel saw you walk in through the main entrance with your arm around Husk’s forearm, he couldn’t even be mad! His job had been done.
#hazbin hotel#husk x reader#hazbin hotel husk#husker#hazbin husk#husker hazbin hotel#husk fluff#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin fluff#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel fluff#hazbin hotel fanfiction
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I watched Code Geass but before I get to my short rant about the show and the ship you can pretty much guess this is about…. Let me just say….
This show peaked at the pseudo incest brocon subplot, I'm taking no arguments!
Fine, fine, that's definitely not entirely true but Rolo's death had me pausing the show and staring at the screen like for what reason?! Let the boy be hopelessly obsessed goddammit 😭😭😭
Now I've gotten that out of my system…
Guess who's the character I hate most?
shocker I know/sarc
I haven't hated one half of my otp ship in a piece of media this much since that one Episode Nagi panel of Reo's heart getting destroyed by Nagi's dumbass (Reo my love love I'd treat you so much better)
Suzaku's case is worse by several degrees because his idiocy and attitude only continued to stoke the flames of my annoyance for the whole two fucking seasons until like the three or two episodes at the end cause oh my fucking God I cried.
(That shit was a wild ride enough nothing is making me watch any spin offs or side stories I care that little)
From the first moment he entered that Lancelot suit and agreed to help the side that attempted to silence him by murder, I clocked his ass and marked him as the dumbest bitch to ever exist but we love a protective loyal dog Top don't we ladies?
"I want to change the system from the inside-" bitch shut up these are colonizers you ain't changing nothing 😭
Even after they they tried pining the murder on him to sentence him to death AGAIN!! BOY WENT BACK.
AND!
He refused Zero?!
HUH?!?
Now I'm not a particularly patriotic person (I hate my county so so much) but if we got neo colonized, No matter what merits I would never be friendly or cooperative with the other side.
Suzaku stopped his country fighting back (valid reason or not I don't remember, he killed his dad and that meant surrender ig) and proceeded to kiss up to brits, fall in love with one of them, and further hinder every attempt of his own people fighting back because 'Violence wrong' but it's okay when he does it because some made up ideal told him being subservient would make a change. And it did….just for him tho, all other 11s? no one cares.
And it didn't even matter because Lulu's methods were always the ones that brought things closer!
I know it's a kind of a commentary on something, I ain't stupid but I was still pissed.
Literally had me gritting my teeth almost every time he stepped on screen, especially when he went pseudo emo after becoming a knight of round or whatever.
Bottom line, he frustrated me as much as he did Lelouch but I still wanted to see them FUCK.
The last couple of episodes where genuinely the best things I've ever watched and a brilliant end to the series. I wouldn't say I grew to enjoy all the characters but God did the plot threads keep me going.
Trust I understood very little about the gate shit and the killing God aspect but when you're having a fun time everything just looks good.
To sum up SuzaLulu…
Giving me friends to enemies to lovers (correct me not I won't hear you) All mixed together with the palpable hatred and vitriol they held toward each other is just too much.
And Lelouch as a bottom is literally my type >.< psycho, pretty, and bad at sports (also having a natural inclination to dominate others)??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!
His dramatic ass had me gripped and his personality contrasted so beautifully with Suzaku's dumbass that while I did want to be sad about that redhead he might have liked dying….girl bye 👋 make way for the gay 🏳️🌈
(Srsly tho, I was sad for a sec, it was a very shocking scene to say the least but Rolo pulled such a Brocon move I was laughing for a solid minute.)
I very much didn't want to be like most other yaoi shippers that watched this shit when they were ten and went for the very obvious but still delicious low hanging fruit yaoi but I see enemies to lovers mixed with tragic yaoi and an undeniably fun story and brain stops functioning lmaooo. Turns out I'm very much like other fujins ;p
Closing thoughts: Umm…If you're going to defend Suzaku in the replies…go for it I'm down to listen but he'll forever be my bitch. I love Lelouch but Light is better, Orange x Lelouch is underratedand C.C. and Kallen should have gotten married.
#anime#code geass#suzalulu#suzaku kururugi#lelouch lamperouge#Zero#code geass lelouch of the rebellion#lelouch vi britannia
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Now, watching Mammon's magnificent blah blah to lazy i'm sorry
This is going to be a looooooong post
(Containing laughter everytime the name Mammon appears on screen because in Mexico and without one m it's a word to say call someone an egocentric ot an asshole or both)
"Women aren't funny" WOW MAN I KNOW IS HELL BUT HOW ARE YOU NOT CANCELLED¿
"He can eat my ass, in a bad way"
Blitz your fucking disgusting
HE SAID IT, OZZIE CALLED BLITZ BLITZ AND NOT BLITZO, YES, YEEESSSSSS
I know and I know and I know Ozzie is right and Mammon is definilty abusing Fizz and he's an asshole and Ozzie is trying to help but I really really don't like how he words things because out of context it sounds really bad but again I know Mammon is a bitch
Me: "Oh wow Ozzie hired Blitz and other guard, the guard looks like him, probably someone strong because Blitz is mainly there to convince Fizz, right?" "Wait THAT'S OZZIE?? HOW IS HE- HOW IS HE SO THIN-"
Ozzie Ily but srsly you need to learn to communicate with your partner
I really hate how it looks like the upper arms are coming out of Mammon's chest I really hate that
STOP GRABBING HIM LIKE HE'S A TOY NOOOO
BLITZ ILY YOU TOO BUT RULE #1 OF SEEING YOUR FRIEND CLEARLY BEING MENTALLY ABUSED BY SOMEONE WHO HAS POWER OVER THEM: GAIN THAT PERSON TRUST FIRST HAND SO YOU CAN WORK BETTER INTO GETTING YOUR FRIEND AWAY FROM THEM WITHOUT RISKING YOUR FRIENDS SAFETY
"He thinks he's funny" "Offended"
FIZZ NO
Ooooh who are these two, oooooh no I don't like their designs
I'm dying, Blitz insulting the blue twins and Fizz possing like trying to replicate Blitz sass but not really
Blitz NO you're making it worse help you're giving him more pressure
Ooooooh I like this "song" I like it a lot
NO THE GIRL WITH $ TITS FELL NOOOOHOO 😭
Istg if the creep from the beginning comes back i'm going to chew my shoes
WAIT ARE THE HORNS LIKE THEIR EARS?? THEY HEAR TROUGH THAT?? OMG THE KID IS SO CUTE THIS SCENE IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY???
FIZZ KNOWS SIGN LANGUAGE I'M CRYING AND I'M NOT KIDDING THERE'S TEARS ON MY FACE
(Takes a break to chill the fuck out)
Aight
FUCK HE DID CAME BACK, BLITZ, SHOT 'EM Okay help he's a discord mod isn't he Pixar villain complex
I'm sad because I know Fizz really greatly appreciates what Blitz did but will probably not be able to say anything
Yeah, called it, fuck you Mamon I'm going to call him Mamon now idc he deserves it
HE SAID IT! "Good enough for WHAT?"
Oh you're cool I like you a lot
GOOD SONG BUT I STILL HATE YOU TWO
Oh God no the makeup it's going to be really bad right? This is going to be really bad
HE CAN'T FIT NOHOOOOO
Okay I can't even like HE THINKS OZZIE IS WITH HIM BECAUSE HE BECAME FAMOUS FOR MAMMON AND I'M FUCKING CRYING
HE TOOK OFF HIS HAT HE THINKS OZZIE ONLY LIKES HIM AT HIS BEST I CANNOT BE FUCKING KINING THIS JESTER THIS MUCH THIS IS UNFAIR
Okay Ozzie again ILY BUT THE WAY HE MOVES LMAO SDGHABNM, NO NVM, I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE
ANOTHER ONE?? IT REALLY IS A MUSICAL HUH Should've seen it coming
Whatever is Ozzie and Fizz is going to be my favorite song of the episode
"You're messy but i'm messy too" MDHFDDGSH
They kiss, i'm losing it
B L I T Z
Hey who the fuck put me into Helluva Boss
ANOTHER SONG, AND IF IT'S ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE I WILL BE SOOOO HAPPY
I would comment on what Mammon said but I need to make the image or else it won't work
"It's about you" "w h a t"
HE CALLED MAMON A CUCK, YOU GO FIZZ DO WHAT MANY OF US COULDN'T DO
Mamon clapping at the performance even tho he knows it's about him is like the same AND opposite vibe of Bruno vibing to his family talking shit about him and Idk how to describe it
Okay but everyone thought it was like a random song he thought it was catchy and when he said Mamon's name everyone just started to process the lyrics He called him out of his abuse and everyone will realize how much he sucks now, at least a lot of them will
THE KIDDDDDDDD
God I was so worried that they were going to do THAT gag, i'm glad it was just Mamon becoming a weird spider
Damn Ozzie that's hot (Pun intended)
THEY ADDMITTED IT, THEY'RE FREE, THEY'RE GDSHADBHAKJLCNDVJAKL I'm those fans screaming in the background that's me, that's us all
"You're going to regret revealing that Ozz" Oh shit these three WILL come back won't they?
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srsly tho the range of barsoom main characters is wild. it's like
john. the mvp. got his flaws for sure but a genuinely affable dude who usually tries to be respectful, befriends nonhuman-looking people, worries about making a girl he's helping feel stressed or obligated to humor him if he confesses that he likes her while he's getting her out of a bad place
vad varo. morally grey bitch but he's gay so it's fine. extremely sweet to his supposed love interest, cares about her personality rather than her appearance, willing to do insane shit to help the people he cares about
hadron. mired in sexism but tries to be a decent dude and is endlessly admiring of his butch gf, actually acts like he likes her
carthoris. unstable bloodthirsty lad and emotionally dysfunctional, kind of pushy and guilt-trippy, but was at least friends with his LI before she got engaged to someone else and he started kind of freaking out, genuinely wants to help her even if he's not saving her for himself. mid
gahan????? who is literally written with all the character traits of a villain from another book?? openly admits to being arrogant abt his appearance and the fact his city turns a massive profit off slave-staffed diamond mines, starts depersonalizing the nonhuman main character and treating him like a servant after initially threatening to kill him and treating him like a monster? lies to his 'LI' about his identity bc their first meeting entailed him being like 'i know u want it baby' and her telling them to fuck off, and mentally characterizes her as a prize he can win while going on about how HARD it is not to sexually assault her?? EDGAR EXPLAIN??
vor daj. gahan nightmare mode. if you read his book as being from the POV of a guy who goes from shallow socialite to a nightmarish villain when placed in a stressful and enabling environment, and is a deconstruction of the 'romantic hero' trope he thinks he ought to embody, it's brilliant
#men contain multitudes and in edgar's case it's some really great ideas and characters and some of the worst you've ever seen also#barsoom
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Ur hot
Don't even try to deny this we all know you are the baddest bitch and you just being here makes this platform 1000% more fun. Hold your head high and walk with confidence my queen.
ISTG IM GONNA GET KILLED ONE DAY.
but thank you— I’m literally kicking my feet rn 😳
srsly tho- that is so sweet 🥹
I promise to TRY to be the bad bitch you think I am 😣
(I am secretly bouncing around with how sweet this is)
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Semi-live blogging the finale of Loki:
-HERE WE GO
-hoping for Lokius this ep
-Im terrified and also have a whole monster in my system
-backwards intro????
-I BELIEVE IN YOU LOKI
-ok how we fix
-Aw mobius checking on him
-oh and he spaghettied again
-you got this Loki
-mobius is so confused
-also love the upbeat music
-confusing literally anyone
-skin? pt2
-again ig
-this shits not working
-love that mobius and sylvie are worried
-lmfao Loki is so tired of this shit
-mobius is so cute trying to help Loki
-NO NOT CENTURIES LATER
-what the hell is happening
-Loki is actually so funny rn
-wow he’s kinda hot when he’s smart
-NOT THE FINISHING MOBIUS SENTENCE
-NOT THE LAPELS GRAB
-THIS IS A CODE RED GAYS
-they should kiss already fr
-Aw the little arm grab
-OK I BELIEVE
-THIS MAY WORK
-GO GO GO GO GO
-GET IT TIMELY
-PLEASE
-“you’re being so brave.”
-the deadpan
-timely fighting for his life while Loki is so unenthused
-PLEASE LET THIS WORK
-HIT THE DAMN BUTTON
-EHATS HAPPENING
-DID IT WORK?????
-WE DID ITTTTTT
-COME BACK TIMELY
-HE MADE IT
-FUCK YES
-ITS WORKING HOLY SHIT
-THIS FEELS WAY TOO GOOD
-no
-no please
-this was supposed to work
-IT CANT BE OVERLOADING
-WE JUST FIXED KT
-EHAT THE FUCK
-MOTHERFUCKER
-timely no please
-not a scaling problem
-Loki is so tired man
-well it was nice knowing y’all ig
-why the fuck is the world like this
-now there’s no fixing
-wait i don’t wanna be back in the time tower thing
-PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS A SYLKI THING
-:0 MAYBE KILL HER???
-NO NO NO FUCK
-srsly how many times must we fight her
-maybe she does have to die if you want to stop everything
-is time frozen???
-ok he who remains is kinda funny
-Loki is literally so tired
-LET THE MAN REST
-reincarnation baby’s
-oh shit Loki can pause now
-damn
-hes kinda fine
-Alr chitchat time
-a failsafe??
-the tva is not easy to rebuild
-what about the people???
-“kiddo”,”champ”
-but why does he always loose
-where do we go from here??
-WHEN do we go from here
-wait break the loom?
-yea your friends would die loki
-tough choices = big chair
-ok let’s go find another way ig
-this sucks
-break loom or kill sylvie???
-wait this sucks actually
-wait mobius???
-Aw the og interrogation
-they should be gay already
-wow mobius is the one loki goes to for advice???
-oh mobius story time
-wait was the hunter mobius??
-dude this is crazy shit
-babygirl that was just a kid
-mobius are you ok
-NO I LOVE HIM
-oh that was ravonna!! who pruned that kid!!!
-mobius has some wise shit to say
-WAIT WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A GOODBYE
-WAIT MOBIUS COME BACK
-omg he’s flashing back to the times he’s lost his people :(((
-oh wait he paused
-ok it’s either the loom dies or sylvie dies
-I feel like there’s probably a clear option bbg
-DONT KISS PLS
-this should end on friend terms
-you two are so fucking poetic and for what
-no don’t tell him that sylvie
-Loki make the right choice please and just kill her
-ok where are we going back to????
-and why???
-for what
-oh it’s all his people in one place :(
-NO NO LOKI
-mobius got worried
-LOKI STOP
-DUDE NO
-LOKI STOP BEING SO AMBIGUOUS
-both of them are so in love with him
-but which will he choose??
-love island shit
-while Loki fucking dies????
-THE HORNS
-HES BACK BITCH
-IM TERRIFIED
-THE TIMELINES ARE EVERYWHERE
-EHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
-this is spooky y’all
-ewwww bad noise
-what did he just do
-THE BRANCHES ARE DYING?????!
-hes aliving them???
-hes so babygirl
-I need him to make a choice in lovers tho
-LOKI WHERE ARE YOU GOING
-YOURE LEAVING YOUR LOVES BEHIND
-NO NO NO
-WHAT IS HAPPENING RN
-no HES the new time bitch
-Im actually so scared
-no no he can’t stay here at the end!
-NO HE CABT BE ALONE THIS ISNT FAIR TO HIM
-HE CANT HOLD TIME TOGETHER ALONE
-what in the seven fucks is happening
-not after
-this shit is unfair
-POOR MOBIUS
-hes just lost the only friend he ever had
-how do these people live without the one person holding them together
-HE REQUESTED LOKIS FILE
-not to be a bitch but it should’ve been sylvie
-HES LEAVING??
-FOR WHERE
-HE JUST WANTED TO BE WITH HIS FUCKING BOYFRIEND AGAIN
-ok I love you b-15 but he is heartbroken fr
-THE LACK OF LOKIUS IS HURTFUL TO ME
-wow the war room is pack today
-aww hi OB
-HES MAKING NEW COPIES
-victor grew up a candle maker
-ravonna is at the end of time!!!!!!!!
-hahahahah bitch
-oh she’s boutta get eaten
-MOBIUS PLAYING WIRH HUS KIDS
-HES SO FATHER FIGURE
-aww look at present mobius
-ugh why is sylvie here
-NO SHIT ITS WEIRD LOKI ISNT HERE
-mobius seems more fucked up about this than I thought he’d be
-meanwhile sylvie is fine
-oh Loki check-up????
-hes doing???
-hes alive I guess???
-did he see mobius????????
-I cannot believe that’s the end omfg
-Im kinda upset that I got queerbaited again but like I knew it was gonna happen 🤷♀️
#ouroboros loki#loki season 2#loki episode 6#loki spoilers#loki season 2 spoilers#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#sylvie laufeydottir
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All of it so good! I spotted the freddie writers i think broken up in a few credits (theyre freelance so makes sense). Clearly death threats worked…dont learn from that.
If somehow ur reading and dont get spoilers coming well they are so its on u at this point. Random thoughts below
*Loved Derek’s fashion choices! Also his lil bat jazz hands flourish srsly a+.
*Nandor…incorrectly…thinking its Guillermo’s bday and throwing him a dinner and buying him a gift was very sweet…despite being book ended between insults about never turning him and Nandor not seeming too worried if he died
*my sis and i clocked right away how he wouldnt let guillermo sit next to him at guillermos special fake bday dinner. Nandor u ho. U make him reas u bedtime stories AND brush ur hair but wont sir next to him cuz horny? I refuse to believe any other reason
*WHERE IS THE HELL HOUND?! I MUST HAVE THE HELL HOUND! And i will be angrier than freddie ep if hes gone.
*is it weird Guillermo went to you…gene and the sire for turning advice after learning its forbidden? Also im choosing to believe this is a new superstition cuz they didnt seem arsed by it
*rip neighbor dude. Ppl are right its plot holey look its still the freddie writers in there ok?!
*sooo much bad turning in these two eps it was srsly keystone cops style and i was laughing my ass off despite being like derek irl
*nadja u bitch. Making nadjita dance and show her pussy is MEAN! You drunken slut. I dis enjoy taint that can write checks tho
*another plothole: it always seemed nandor was as shit at laszlo as hypnosis and i always took it of all 3 he was the worst (nadja the best). Animal control anyone? Well now he gets to be a pig amongst guinea pigs he’ll brag of this forever
*’cuz his brains fucked’ had me rolling. Also laszlo u liar u hypnotized him when trying to kiss him got u nowhere
*i was off my face w drug blood was also a good line
*colin didnt do much here but his waiter job and greek bit were great
*i am glad despite pussy showing nadjita has more movement finally
*laszlo has no god damned right to look that tasty
*the shit and fart jokes were mostly flat. I was waiting for laszlo to say he thought guillermo was hitting on him or something. That said seems we get jealous nandor next week and thats all i want
*poor guide, poor sean. Mikey u cunt
*the quebecois thing delighted my sis who studied there (france ppl hate ice right? But $8 wine is primo so u know)
*poor guillermo. Hes clearly a slayer vamp hybrid and very sad about it. Cant wait to see Nandor learn this. Also u will never convince me he could kill guillermo. Other than his eyes watering Guillermo has beat his ass like a rented mule twice now. Cheating or not (i say not)
*seems death threats also made note of make nandor better cuz hes followed a hippy self help book. Its kinda sweet cuz thats where his minimal kindness to guillermo comes from. I dont believe he ever through benji a bday dinner let alone convinced the others to come along
*colin seems aware hes been out of the job game for awhile but makes no indication if he knows why. Laszlo treats him basically same as always and vice versa
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits spoilers#nandermo#nadjita#nandor the relentless fanart#laszlo cravensworth#guillermo de la cruz#the guide#nadja of antipaxos#colin robinson
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Why is cussing seen as less intelligent
ppl will say "cussing makes you seem less intelligent" to explain why you shouldn't cuss and should use better language and whatnot, but it's suddenly occurred to me. Why? Why is it seen as less intelligent? First of all, there's nothing wrong with being "less intelligent", you sound ableist as hell. Do you mean low IQ? Do you mean ppl with learning disabilities? Do you mean ppl without the opportunities you have had to learn and go to school and whatnot? You're on thin ice here. Secondly, what about cussing indicates a lack of intelligence. That you're using language that is considered not proper? To me it means someone is upset, not that they're stupid. Like, I have never ever heard someone cussing and thought they were less intelligent. I have only ever thought they were mad. Hurt sometimes. Generally pained in some way. And in all honesty, being told to not cuss and instead use proper language HIGHLY reminds me of classism and ppl who hadn't had access to the same education as the higher classes being told the same thing about the way they spoke. For all I know this is actually related because this literally sounds exactly the same. Someone who knows history would be a better source for this tho I'm just rambling. Anyway there's genuinely nothing wrong with cussing, and if you're about to say "so we should let children hear and say cuss words?" Yes. They are just words. And also fun fact if you do not teach children about cuss words they will still learn about them later and use them anyway and they will likely learn to use them in an actually bad way (ex. bullying). If we dealt with the stigma around cussing we literally would not have these issues. Cuss words are just words, and it's been proven time and again that the way cuss words are used, like insulting someone, can be done with non cuss words the SAME WAY. Calling someone a bitch as an insult can have the same or less effect than calling someone a stupid ugly brat. Believe it or not it is the context that makes a word bad to use. (Also notice how I am saying cuss words, NOT slurs. Slurs are words that cause genuine harm to ppl and they should not be used in the way I'm describing in this post.) (Also also fun fact I knew a kid growing up who was taught absolutely nothing about cuss words or slurs and so thought slurs were normal cuss words and did not know they were actually slurs. They didn't know until they were halfway thru middle school and heard someone say a slur and their group of friends got incredibly upset and they literally had it explained to them. They also didn't know about racism or homophobic or anything and accidently outed multiple ppl because of it. They were lucky they were in an accepting environment when that happened. Srsly, TEACH YOUR KIDS SHIT. EVEN THE DIFFICULT SHIT. GOD)
#just a silly goofy girl in a silly goofy mood#just a silly goofy girl in a serious mood#cuss words#cuss#ableism??#?#just in case#classism#class issues#stigma#bullying#mentioned#teach your children#Oh that's a good tag I'm glad that exists#Racism mentioned#Homophobia mentioned#Slurs mentioned but none said#Uh I can't think of anything else to tag so o7
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finished redoing my room and s3 of 13rw this is by far worst season so far 😭😭 i truly didn't think it could get that bad... afraid of s4 but i'll have to find something else to do while watching it
- what the hell is the color grading this season
- WHO IS THAT???
- bryce dead? good hope jessica got him
- srsly who is this girl i hate this because i watch these shows specifically so i could only listen to them but she has an accent and now i got lost
- oh they think they are in elite... well elite could do 13rw but 13rw could not do elite
- ohh i forgot we are doing the pregnancy plot zZz
- no bryce you can't sit with us
- omg he's getting bullied lmaao deserved SUFFER!!!
- tyler needs to grow his hair back
- oh he DEAD dead
- i'm still confused why is this girl a narrator???
- justin and clay being brothers is so cute 😭😭💕
- color grading ugly ass fr it's so gray
- IS THAT BEX TAYLOR KLAUS????
- it is... why is their character giving... sjw twt account
- i do not... and i can't stress this enough... GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BRYCE. idc who killed him good riddance begoneee
- how am i only on ep 4 i've been watching this season for 5 years now. worst season so far bdw lich rally zero plot
- not bexs character telling tyler to shut up because he doesn't know what being SAd is like 😭😭
- monty gay now too???
- gay and homophobic pick a struggle
- i hate how bryce actor speaks lower this season to make bryce have gentler voice. i will not be sympathetic for that cunt fuck off
- this show has the most token gay characters ever. like courtney and ryan are there just to be gay and annoying and occasionally show up and be like oh i'm not single anymore cuz i'm out and proud!!! 🥰 i'll be written out now and you'll never see me again 🥰 and then there is tony with his boring boyfriends and their undeveloped relationship that no one gives a fuck about!! but when you have someone with nice chemistry like zack and alex then it's one sided ha bitch you thought!! but hey we also have monty who is a literal rapist but let's give him mlm era 😍
- jake weber is eating everyone up with his acting
- i don't understand the point of the new girl??? so clay gets a gf???
- [speaking in spanish] thanks i understand it all
- not the ICE 😭😭 they just throwin shit in now
- clays new i can fix him project is tyler
- alex needs to calm down he needs to get railed or something
- IDC ABOUT CLAY AND NEW GIRL IDGAF!!!!!
- aww new girl and bryce having a moment how cute too bad I DONT GIVE A SHIT!!! to hell with bryce.
- clay talking to dead bryce now jesus christ this show gave me rabies
- JUSTIN DEFENDIN CLAY MY LOVE
- how are they doing bryce redemption while also making him a serial rapist. like wasn't the whole point he didn't feel guilty about the rape because he felt entitled but now he literally has rape fantasies even tho he knows it's wrong what???
- one thing this show does right is make all the other guys trust clay who helps them idk
- WHY WOULD TYLER TELL BRYCE WHO IS A RAPIST THAT MONTY RAPED HIM AND WHY WOULD BRYCE ONCE AGAIN A RAPIST BE SO UPSET WHEN HE DID THE SAMEEEEEE ISTGGG
- bryce listened to tapes and realized he evil and now he wants to apologize i'm killing myself ENOUGHH THEY DID 180 ON HIMMM UNDESERVED NOT ALL MEN BUT SOMEHOW ALWAYS A MAN
- clay is a suspect due logic known only to this show
- yeah ok now bryce is threatening monty because of the rape and monty is like why are you booing me when you're a rapist too... HE MADE SOME POINTS OK
- what is this scene 😭😭 i think i saw this somewhere like a clip. honestly dumb fucking idea to take off your clothes
- SOKKA ACTOR???
- clay got arrested for what girl
- who is this rando guy wanting to help tyler he is giving major fruit vibes
- NO WAY THE GUY WHO MONTY BEAT UP GAVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE GIRL BE REAAAAL
- why is he defending him omggggggg
- i'm freee
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Trying to figure my characters out short fic:
“Just making sure” you asked the boy next to you, who’s currently tangling his arm around yours, resting his head on ur shoulder, “… you’re not making a move on me, are you?”
You guys were sitting on your bed. Before this moment, he was just comfortably curling up to you as he watches his little video on his phone. It was an animated video explaining smth biology, and you can tell that he was really trying to watch it by the way he kept rewinding repeatedly whenever smth came up that he didnt follow.
Now the video is paused. And he’s looking at you. His eyes. Widened. Whatever he was trying to consume probably all got thrown outta the window bc of your impromptu question. You feel a little bad.
Next moment, he let go of your arm.
“S-s-sorry! Am I too close? Am I gross??”
“No no it’s fine it’s fine! Im just asking!”
He hopped off your bed, panicked. You followed by, grabbed him, and sit him down back to your bed again.
“I’m just curious… cuz it always seem like you really like to touch me? A lot?” It’s hard to not make that sounds hella awkward. He gets what ur saying tho.
“I-I’m just a touch-starved dumb loser dude! I really like you you’re my friend and I thought you’re fine with it-“
“I Am fine with it!” You pull him into a hug to reassure. You really are fine with it. More than fine, actually. It’s kinda adorable. Like a puppy.
“Im not grossed out, alright? See? Not one bit. Was just wondering.”
“Heh… heheheh…” he laughed nervously. “Silly! Ofc i wouldn’t be making a movey move on you when- … you know! I-I told you about th-the-the guy from work-“
“Yeah yeah I know about that guy. Jules. That guy is srsly wayyy too old for you!”
You couldn’t help but roll your eyes. Your lovely friend here kept developing fruitless crushes at his part time jobs. So far there’s been 2 straight guys, a lesbian, and now this “Fine gentlemen who shows up on Sunday mornings and one time accidentally spilled his coffee.”
“I know I know! I just think he’s kinda cute! I’m not making a move on anybody! You know I never had done that anyway!”
“But… Idk I just wonder...” if he likes you and likes to touch you, then what really makes it different? “Like, why aren’t you into me the same way? Am I not your type? Not into fat chicks?”
“Y-you’re my best friend, Ricky! And you’re great! You look good… okay fine! Since you wanna know so bad I’ll tell you!” He cracked, flustered.
“I-I probably did have a lil bit crush on you before! But it’s not like you’d actually like that…!”
“Huh.”
“And I wouldn’t wanna risk changing anything between us, okay?? I like being friends with you!”
“Aww hehehe” you went in for another tight hug “That’s so sweet of you, bud”
“… I really like being friends with you, Ricky.”
“Me too” your best friend is so warm. You decided to turn the fan on for both of you. “Tbh I wouldn’t be too mad if you like me that way. It’s just would be a shame that i don’t think I can reciprocate it.”
“Pffft yeah yeah you like being the charming asshole don’t you? You know you would be uncomfortable if I’m still harboring that type of feelings towards you!”
“Huh? Why would I be uncomfortable?”
“Cuz you’re not into me, obviously! Dumbass! You just said it yourself!”
It’s strange. There’s nothing “romantic” going on between you two, but you kinda get the feeling that he may be hurt a little by your wording earlier. The air is feeling kinda dense.
Even more strangely, you’re also feeling a little heartache.
“… But here’s a thing, man” you’re a bit bothered by this… idea. You don’t want anything between you two to change, either. But you’re willing to share a little bit more of yourself to heal this thing as for right now. “I think I could kiss you. Probably.”
“…W-W-WHA-!”
He’s once again trying to squirm his way out of your hold. You make sure he couldn’t.
“STOP PLAYING WITH ME YOU BITCH!!”
“I mean what I said! Geez chill! I think about kissing you sometimes jules what about it!!”
“But-but- … why…???”
“Idk. Why do you watch science videos when you often get outta them still totally confused and unsatisfied?”
“C-cuz I’m curious…?”
“There you go.”
You smile at him. His face is all flushed. You felt the air has shifted to another kind of denseness. The kind that you don’t really hate that much. The kind that somehow would put even more smiles on you when you’re already smiling. Maybe you are a little bit of an asshole indeed.
Not to mention the positions you’re currently taking. Thats pretty damn cliché.
“So do you… do you w-wanna… t-try it? … Now?” He said hesitantly, eyes closed, wrinkles between his eyebrows. This would be a hell of a time to pull a godawful prank, but you managed to hold it back.
“…Nah man, as much as it’s tempting. Hehehe~” instead you helped him sit up again. “I don’t have the heart to steal your first kiss out of pure curiosity. I know how much you’d value those junk.”
“… Ha. Haha.” He laughed nervously. Half-relieved, half-disappointed, but didn’t look too upset “Coward.”
“Ah Jules. My man my buddy. I hope one day you’ll get your first time with someone you have a hell ride of a romantic crush on with each other.”
“Hey let’s not get our hopes up…” this time, he took ur hand. “Hey wanna still try smth?”
“Hm?”
“Im curious too!” He said as he started to play with your hand. He made u do a finger gun gesture, with ur index & middle finger aligning together.
Then he pressed his lips on them horizontally, giving them a peck.
“Haha dude! what was that??”
“A simulation of kissing on the lips, obviously!”
“Couldn’t u just do that with ur own hand?”
“Then you wouldn’t be able to get a feel of my hot juicy mouth! …how did it feel?”
“Dry and scratchy.”
“Oh really? Oh now let me rate yours then you ass! Close your eyes!”
Sure. Why not. You closed your eyes and waited for his groundbreaking virtual reality romance simulation game.
And that son of a bitch pinched your mouth.
#2nd person is the easier to go it’s the homestuck in me#oh bro I went hog wild#I’m surprised tumble app didn’t crash when I keep going on an off for the past hours writing this long as oc fiction
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I posted 335 times in 2022
That's 335 more posts than 2021!
102 posts created (30%)
233 posts reblogged (70%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@tickleblogger
@thelavendersquid
@happyandticklish
@ami-chat
I tagged 329 of my posts in 2022
Only 2% of my posts had no tags
#tickling - 303 posts
#tickle - 302 posts
#tickle community - 302 posts
#ticklish - 199 posts
#tickles - 194 posts
#lee talks - 88 posts
#tickle meme - 42 posts
#tickle fic - 40 posts
#the owl house tickle - 36 posts
#lee!hunter - 23 posts
Longest Tag: 95 characters
#srsly tho thank you to anyone and everyone who has shared about their experiences with tickling
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
FBI agent assigned to me: damn bitch your lee mood bad tonight huh
197 notes - Posted September 17, 2022
#4
Running a tickle blog feels like having a secret life
200 notes - Posted October 2, 2022
#3
Tickle fic: "what was that?"
Tickle fic: "what was what?"
Tickle fic: "that sound you just made when I touched you, what was that?"
Tickle fic: *nervous* "it's nothing"
Me, squealing in my chair: AADGHKLLVDETCJKKKKOOYFBJKOFDRCVVXRGH
281 notes - Posted October 1, 2022
#2
Sure, "tickle" and "tickling" are flustering words and all but nothing makes my stomach flutter more than the word "ticklish". The first two words are describing an action or a feeling, it's not really personal per se
but the word "ticklish" is an adjective of a person whose composure and resolve are completely disabled by being touched funny, therefore rendering them helpless with laughter. Like what the fuck that's adorable! You can't just throw that word around any old time as if it doesn't describe humanity's most innocent weakness
313 notes - Posted July 22, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Teasing is so important to the tickling process to me personally. It shows me that the ler is having fun tickling me. That I'm not the only one getting something out of it. They like my laugh, and they like the way I flinch and wriggle. For someone who routinely doubts whether other people like them, it's very reassuring for a ler to be playful because it's a small way of saying, "I really do want to be here with you"
525 notes - Posted November 14, 2022
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Honestly I can't believe I'm saying this but, if you have no fucking care about your children's mental health and can't control your tongue when you're in a bad mood to the point where you lash out on innocent children, please never ever have children.
#parents tw#ugh gosh#i feel really bad for constantly venting here but like... this is the only place where i know i can without being judged#2021 has already started shitty :\ i miss my friends tbh 😔#first of my eczema is back but my mom doesn't acknowledge it... one part of my glasses is broken and my power has increased but my mom neve#takes me to the eye doctor for a diagnosis and I've been telling her for a whole 5 months#and the eczema Just.... ugh i feel so disgusting#my thighs are Just— disgusting and fat and covered in marks and patches yet my mom refuses to take me to a fucking dermatologist because#“what if he's a male dermatologist how are u gonna take off ur pants and sho him?” I'm just— ugh i feel so sad... and disgusting#but srsly tho why did my mom give birth to me— I'm just some lazy ass who doesn't study enough and doesn't work out enough and just—#I'm not a good child. i shouldn't have been born to her. I'm fat and ugly and lazy. and whenever i genuinely got motivated to exercise and#get fit... guess what? she'd say “your exercise is showing no progress in doubting what you're doing” and when i get demotivated and stop#exercising she'll be like— oh my gosh you were actually reducing so nicely when u were exercising! you've just become lazy and you're dumb#and lemme make u feel like more shit because u tried and i made u stop trying but that's ur fault because ir demotivated easily.#I'm just— so lonely. yes. I'm a bad child. I'm lazy. i don't do ANY chores. I'm fat. I'm ugly. i deserve to jump off the balcony like u sai#i should. (dw I'm not implying suicide i really need to get this off ny chest#i wish i had anyone irl i could go to and speak about my concern without them saying— but she's just saying it for your good :D you're bein#an overdramatic bitch :D. i told my gramma the other day that my mom had implied killing myself when she was angry and yelling at me — and#guess what? she just said — ih she says ehatever tf in her anger— and then she fucking hung up. I — i don't know what to do anymore.#i wish this family never had me. i wish me and my ugly-fat-disgusting self had never been here.and isntead of me my mom could've had some#slim pretty girl who does the chores and is active and gets perfect grades— because sure as hell i can never satisfy her. I'm just— ugh.#don't even get me STARTED on ny dad. he doesn't even care for me lol. i can consider him out of my life because he doesnt give one fuck abo#t me#anyways that's it. pls don't dm me about this if u aren't a moot or a fren snd even if u are a moot/close fren pls don't except a reply#because i have no energy snd wanna ✨ disappear ✨ rn.#dawn.txt#tbd#mention of Suicide tw#suicide tw#fatphobia tw
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why are there ppl actually out here devoting time and energy into shitting out complaints abt a movie they don’t like and feel no genuine affiliation to like bro move tf on and go talk abt something that actually moves u then im sry other ppl’s passion makes u grinchy
#this applies to a shit load of ppl bc it isnt something new#but godddd it still blows my mind that ppl srsly think#other ppl are legitimately interested in why they think a movie is gonna be bad#like u do.. u do realize ur just another user on tumblr dot com right#whats rlly wild tho is admitting that ur actually BOTHERED by ppl being hype over it#all bc U *personally* didn't enjoy it#i have to laugh#if u didnt read the book and u didnt like the movie then why are u still here#bitching for the sake of bitching isn't a cute hobby 😃
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Thoughts on Aggretsuko season 4
!! SPOILERS AHEAD AND WARNING THIS IS MY OPINION PLS DON'T ATTACK ME !!
the first minute of its release I immediately started to binge the show. And let me tell ya, it's insane.
It starts off with the fact that Retsuko and Haida are finally starting to get together. Retsuko is really trying her hardest to yk make a move and invite him in but Haida is a fucking pussy he just decides and goes "welp I'm scared!! I'm going to throw away my chance bcs I'm afraid as shit!!" AH WTF IM SORRY IT JUST REALLY PISSED THE FUCK OUT OF ME I SWEAR IF I WAS RETSUKO IN THIS SITUATION I WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE LIKE "bitch no" I mean she did but ye yk anyways, Even if this was a really long-awaited ship I personally think that they aren't fit for each other. First of all, it was one-sided and Retsuko barely showed any signs of attraction to Haida throughout the 3 seasons, Haida barely even knows Retsuko and probably just loves the idea of her. If you do ship them tho I think that's pretty cool! This is just my opinion. Just to put it out there for a bonus Tadano got like a million times hotter but anyways Let's talk about Haida, most of the plot was centered around him throughout this season after all. I honestly felt bad for Haida at first but the more the series progresses until the last episode I just got kinda mad. first of all, him being jealous of Tadano is literally so unnecessary like I get it dude I feel that way sometimes but do u rlly not trust retsy enough to the point that you gonna be like "okay if i win this arm wrestling u stop calling her retsy haha big funni" srsly it was kinda possessive. I also got mad because he did tax fraud thinking it would help him like bruh and i got even madder because he said he did it for retsy like she didn't even ask you too man wtf . Okay but his password was actually really funny tho ngl I'm still processing everything about the series so my opinions aren't really final but rlly this is what I think.
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hey i need to talk abt some camp camp shit bcause i have no one to vent to. (srsly if u see this and u wanna talk abt cc dm me i am lonely.) so yeah i want to take a good look at one episode in particular- episode 12 of season 4, the forest. (putting a ‘keep reading’ here bcause hoo boy is this shit long)
aight so first things first- how fucking long was david gone????? so we know he broke his leg, and pretty badly too.
look at that. bone fucking cronched. according to some base-level research i did, severe fractures can take BETWEEN THREE AND SIX MONTHS TO HEAL. even if we assume the horrific angle of the break is bcause its a cartoon, and it wasnt rly that bad, it would still take at least a month to heal.
another thing that points to how long he's been gone: where we see him when he's ready to go back to camp. look at this.
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS. this fucking twink has apparantly had enough time to not only partially heal from a severe fracture, but enough to also build all of this shit from the base up. i dont care how good he is at wilderness survival, that shit takes a fuck ton of time.
so yeah he basically spent a bare fucking minimum of two months away from camp.
im not gonna say we didnt get enough of a reaction from literally anyone tho. theres actually enough believable evidence to support the fact that theres a brief period of time we missed between when he returns to camp and when we see him back to his regular self. theres two main details that point towards this.
heres one of them-
he has an actual splint. its unclear whether he went to the hospital or not, but either way this proves that he's gotten at least somewhat professional help for his leg. maybe he saw a doctor, maybe gwen did it, i dont know, but for some reason i feel like he probably didnt do it himself. idk. anyway, theres something that took me a while to realise what was up with the reaction we got from the campers when we see david with them when he gets back.
the this is here is that no one reacts. like yeah niel and nerris look concerned, but thats about it. at first it might seem weird, but it actually makes more sense the longer you think about it. if theres a few days that we missed, its possible the campers would have been filled in on at least the basics of what happened to david.
so yeah theres that
theres a couple other things i wanna quickly run thru that im just gonna list here
david actually trying to land in the safest way possible when he falls from the cliff lookit ma boi flexin his knowledge
hE SMILES WHEN HE SEES THE NOTE MAX LEFT IN HIS WALLET AAAAA
im impressed the writers didnt make him an idiot for comedic effect he would absolutely know his way around the forest
bonus points for using lavender on the bee stings
how does my bitch not have ptsd or physical scars wtf
just the 'Whoops!' followed by the terror in his eyes like 'oh fuck'
i dont cry but i DO get emotionally wrecked seeing david slumped over in a canoe floating out of the lake
the way his eyes focus one after the other when he wakes up after being knocked out is... i mean i dont hate it, but its rly weird in like a good way?
and then the small 'huh?' followed by sheer terror
at one point he starts whistling the theme song and i luv it
bit of a yikes but im pretty sure getting slammed against a tree by a bear doesnt do any favours for ur ribs
wait how would he have made sure nothing got infected both for him and wolfie
also yeah pretty sure davids bi at this point just look at this bi lighting
oh yeah my favourite thing about this episode is that we learn even when david is broken down and literally staring down death he's still the same and being kind and caring is just in his nature
HE IS PURE RIGHT DOWN TO HIS LANKY TWINK-ASS CORE THATS WHO HE IS IN HIS MOST UNADULTERATED FORM I LOVE A BITCH
im more surprised than i should be that david carries around a swiss army knife
give my man his free smoothie
i love it when david looks up at the stars and smiles. this lil bitch loves nature and being out in the wilderness so freakin much
also im legally required to mention the fact he's probably thinking something along the lines of 'everyone at camp's looking at the same stars/sky i am' or some shit like that
he throws up way more water than is healthy. like yeah ok at least its out of him now but istg it is NOT ok to ingest that much unsafe water
oh yeah he also does most of the shit he does with a concussion. ive had a serious one before, and holy shit is it so hard to do literally anything, INCLUDING WALKING, without an insane headache and almost blacking out for at least the first few hours. like jesus christ how does david do the shit he does
he literally falls down a mountain. with multiple crunches.
holy fuck this man is allergic to bees normal bee stings do NOT swell up that much
i mean at least he's not anaphylactic? I dont think?? otherwise he'd probably be dead???
love the continuation of the 'david lists tree species while sleeping' joke this fucking dork
"Well, that's not the best.."
ok im dying because i know this one survival fact and im so goddamn glad david knows this too BUT when he sees some berries, he keeps walking. why? NEVER EAT BERRIES OR PLANTS IN THE WILD UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN SOMETHING ELSE EAT IT FIRST. you never know what effect certain plants will have, or if they're poisonous or not. always make sure you know for a fact its safe before consuming something. my bitch was so hungry, but he didnt eat the fucking berries bcause he knew there was a chance they could be harmful and there were no other animals around that could have shown him whether or not they were.
the pure fucking joy when he realises he's made it back to camp is just- omfg i cant
"No, I'm not- I didnt mean to scare you, just- im not- Just please don't- ᵀᴱᴸᴸ ᵞᴼur ᴹᴼᴹ"
'Whoops!' -it was at this moment, he knew: he fucked up.
this was almost certainly intentional but i like that theres a leitmotif that plays throughout the episode thats on guitar and david plays guitar
oh yeah as if he wasnt dealing with enough from being attacked by a wild animal, the probable ptsd from Jasper is also present bcause, yknow, getting slashed across the chest and falling down a ravine is what happened to jasper too. i mean not in that order but the point still stands
#david is my favourite character of course im going to make an essay-length post abt the only episode dedicated solely to him#fuckin bebe deserves all the love he can get#this man istg#i can and will adopt him at any given moment#even max said hes a marshmallow given human form#istg tho why doesnt he have ptsd#and yknow scars#camp camp#camp camp david#cc david#cc season 4 ep 12#camp camp the forest#text post
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