#squid defense

[gio-cosmo]

Phone finger doodle bc I couldn’t be bothered to get out of bed and boot up my drawing tablet & laptop 💔

[embrace-your-illithid]

my Thirsty Sword Lesbians ttrpg character.... Scoundrel class aka slutty disaster thot 😘

[yearning-addict]

Here’s a fun riddle what do they both have in common

(Clue:left behind their 10 year old daughter’s)

[boilingrain]

Uh so this might be at least a little bit OOC, but I was talking to my friend about my team in Cookie Run: Kingdom and I wound up making this silly little thing in ms paint to explain my headcanons about how I think my team would interact

So, like... headcanons be upon ye

[squidkid15]

I feel like most of the hate for the movie boils down to one of two things (and sometimes both!)

1. They wanted SA2 the movie instead of sonic movie 3

2. For some reason thinking the trailer was going to or has spoiled the entire movie??? And there will be absolutely no twists or surprises??

Like if you're in camp 1 that's fair and valid to be disappointed. I'm sorry the movie wasn't what you wanted it to be. But...did you really EXPECT it to be? The first 2 movies didn't follow the games and established a completely different world and timeline. Why would the 3rd movie be any different? Fundamental parts of SA2 rest on things that could never happen in the movie based on the canon established. The master Emerald would have a tough time being stolen and then broken. The eclipse canon can't run on chaos emeralds, they've been inside the Master Emerald and hidden for certainly longer than 50+ years when the ark would have been built. The movie was going to be an adaptation of SA2 (and apparently morphed with parts of Shadow's game too) not a recreation. And that's always what it was going to be.

I'm sorry you wanted an orange and got an apple. I really am. But why are you mad at the apple for not tasting like an orange. Like it was always gonna taste like an apple. It's an apple.

And camp 2 is like...either a fundamental or maliciously intentional misunderstanding of how trailers work. It's a TRAILER. It's 3 minutes out of a 90-ish minute movie, stitched together to make you intrigued without spoiling the plot.

There's gonna be surprises in the movie! Sonic is working for GUN in the trailer, bummer, but we have 87 other minutes for him to go "Hey wait that's bad" and stop working with them. Amy and Rouge aren't in the trailer, that sucks. But there's 87 other minutes for them to show up! To be a surprise! Super Sonic wasn't in the trailer for movie 2! Gerald's alive? No the horror! Or is he? We don't know! Could be a trick or a twist!

Cuz that's what movies HAVE.

Twists! Surprises! Cool shit to make people go "YOOOOO!"

Trailers? Good ones DON'T spoil the entire plot of the movie. And assuming you know the entire movie based off 3 minutes is - again - either a fundamental or malicious misunderstanding.

Anyways just let people be excited. If you're not, that's fair and fine. You have every right not to be. But like. Idk. Don't shit on people for it??? Maybe??? Is that too much to ask???

[alive-thanos]

Yo Transgyu do you still get your T shots in the game???

Don't ever fucking call me that.

[grey-joys]

Drowned God, if you don’t like Sansa for believing in the ideals presented in songs and fairytales and for holding them dear to her heart, you need to do some introspection as a person enjoying what is essentially a modern fairytale

[dam1e]

sometimes when I feel dysphoric about my voice I remember that, for a long time, I thought Ben Shapiro was trans because of how he sounds

[yandere-daydreams]

Squid facts: Humboldt squid (also called the red devil) are very aggressive and known to attack deep sea divers. They can live in large groups of 20+ squids and change colors/flash patterns to communicate. They have teeth on their suckers.

actually!!! humboldt squids very rarely attack divers, but when they do, its because the divers approach a feeding shoal and, since they're not rapidly changing colors to communicate their intentions, a squid or two will become aggressive. the divers essentially showed up to a dinner party wearing the wrong color and have to be punished for their absolutely rancid vibe. a fair punishment tbh. they're very curious and very friendly with things that do abide by the dress code, like submarine lights :D

they're also called flying squid because they've been known to break the water's surface to avoid predators. they're just little guys who want to light up and jump and also occasionally resort to cannibalism but we can ignore that <3

[rabiesofficial]

I just wanted to know how long the Mirena iud lasted for, but I found a guide on how to remove your own IUD

Ever think about how IUD has the same number of letters as UFO? And they both have the letter U in them? Really makes you think.

[duckapus]

Had two Squid Memes ideas related to the Splatoon DLCs

First is that...well, Tartar's entire identity is built on the fact that humans are long extinct in Splatoon canon. But that's obviously not the case in SMG4 canon. And as a consequence, Tartar is one of the very few non-Mario characters to remember a world without memes. And the combination of dealing with two conflicting sets of memories, discovering that the version of humans he'd built up in his mind was completely wrong and they're really no different from inkfish in the ways he'd decided mattered (and decided were crimes worthy of mass execution), and suddenly being flooded with memes all at the same time absolutely broke him and he went from "bring back the superior species" to "fuck all y'all I'm blowing up this whole fucking planet have fun in hell!"

The other thing is that I'm having Western Spaghetti and the initial Side Order runs before they clear the first Palette and escape happen at the same time. If only so Andi, Crabcake, Deep Cut and the Squid Sisters can go "are we seriously the only ones who weren't trapped in simulations this month?"

[djsangos]

Now honestly... What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?

WEIRDEST thing? uuuuhh thats a toughie

ive definitely EATEN weird shit

and DONE dangerous shit but not necessarily weird

oh there was that time while playing clam blitz i picked up one of the enemy players and threw them into their own basket

we had to stop the entire game until they could get out

[vonlipvig]

revelling in being a normie (watching squid game tiktok edits) but still being cool and unique and special (SANGWOO EDIT I LOVE YOU SANGWOO)

[bbrabbits]

that squid game reality show genuinely & sincerely makes me so irrationally angry & the stupid ass takes surrounding it make it so much worse.

i actually sincerely cant handle it. it makes me so irate bruh

[squidsquadlove]

On whether he agrees with Ron Francis that he was playing his best hockey in the series against Hershey (which he really was, he was incandescent):

"I would agree... I was just playing hockey. I was having fun. I was looking forward to coming to the rink every day and enjoying playing in the playoffs and being in that atmosphere. Going that far, making a run like we did, that's fun hockey. You enjoy playing in those games and playing in those loud buildings and having those experiences. I was really happy with the way I was playing. I'm trying to build off that, how I was playing at the end of the season, build that into this development camp, and then through training camp as well."

On how different it feels being at this development camp vs. last year:

"Definitely feel older, that's for sure. 😄 Definitely feel a little more comfortable coming to this environment-- I've obviously been here, practiced in this arena, I've been around the coaches and been around all the staff... as much as I don't want to say it, I'm kind of one of the older guys now, here, I'd say 😆 I want to be a little bit of mentor, as much as I can, towards all these younger guys. But yeah, I definitely feel more comfortable, more at ease here. It's nice to be back. It's really fun being here. Good skate today, and great crowd as well, so it's always fun to be back."

"The Kraken offered you a chance to have a rest after your last playoff run in Coachella. [Shane played 24 of the record-breaking 26 games the Firebirds played in the playoffs; the team played every one of the five series to the maximum length except one. Ryker Evans and Tye Kartye were excused from dev camp due to playing about 100 games each this year!] What made you want to come out here and be a part of this?"

"Yeah! I mean, I wanted to be a part of this. First of all, just to be around the new draftees-- it's always cool seeing some other guys get drafted. I'm only a year older, but I feel like I have a lot of experience at the pro level. Being able to be a mentor and help teach and help those guys learn as much as I can-- be a role model, be a leader here is what I really want to do. Also, just love being here 😃, love skating 🥰. They kind of gave me the option to come, but no question, I definitely wanted to be here, definitely wanted to skate at dev camp."

"How long did it take the full [and EPIC] playoff beard to come in?"

"🤣 I mean, it just kept going and going and growing! 😄 By the time it was game 7 there, it was the longest it's ever been in my life! 😄 I've never really been able to grow it out that much, and 😂 the guys on the team were saying it was one of the best on the team 🥰 so I was definitely pretty proud of that 😁."

"You look like you've put on some muscle mass in the last year-- have you? Or am I imagining it?" [It sure looked like it by the end at CV!]

"Um... maybe a little bit, yeah! I think just playing at the pro level for the amount of playoffs that I did, just naturally you have to adapt and you naturally grow stronger playing against those bigger, stronger guys. I think... 😁 I don't know if I have or not, but if you think I have 😃 that's great news! Yeah! 😆"

(Not a complete transcript, just the smiliest happiest baby squid parts! SO SMILEY.)

[squidkid15]

hmm, how big is godslayer macaque? height wise!

I'm really awful with giving exact values, but if we assume MK is like. Average height (5'9" - ish) then that'd put Red at easily over 7 feet tall.