#sqh causing problems on purpose

[greeniegaes]

Cumplane Shenanigans

Little silly Cumplane Drabble I have in my docs with SY trying to threaten the sect just because he wants his husband home for their anniversary

Feat: disapproving brother and brother in law SJ and YQY, confused/intimidated peak lords watching all of this happen, Shen brothers

Words:777

The doors of the meeting hall dramatically slammed open, a rather pretty man wielding a sword in hand.

“Sect leader Yue Qingyuan! I demand you give me my husband back!” The man pointed the weapon at the table, obviously agitated over something.

Everyone turned to look at him, silence sweeping over the room. There were slight glances, looking at the strange man, then the sect leader, then back at the man.

“….Xiao-Yuan?” The man finally spoke, tilting his head in confusion for a moment.

“Yea yea, that’s me.” The man allowed his sword to dissipate, crossing the room and folding his arms over on another “not important though! I would like my husband to return for our anniversary. Cang Qiong Sect overworks him far too much.”

“Apologies, but I’m not aware of anyone being marri-” the sect leader starting, cut short by the snap of a fan.

“Shen. Yuan. You have not seen either of us for years, though I’m sure you knew where we were this whole time, only to complain about a husband? Whomst did you bow to at your wedding?!” Shen Qingqiu started, getting out of his seat and grabbing the man’s cheek. “Have you no shame?! Is there not more important things to worry about? How dare you storm in here so disrespectfully, during a meeting no less!” He chastised, starting to bicker with him.

As the two stood next to each other the other peak lords noted how alike they were. Same shade of ebony hair, pale jade skin and bejeweled green eyes. The both of them starting to argue a bit quieter as they delve into new topics. At some point the most people could see was a blur of hands as they smacked the other away. The An Ding peak lord sighed, standing up from his seat.

“A-Yuan.” The man put a hand on the small of the newcomer’s back, trying to save the brothers’ fight. “I thought I told you I’d be heading home soon. There’s no need to try and fight the sect leader.” Shang Qinghua gave a shaky smile, purposefully ignoring the glare from the older Shen.

“You’re married to An Ding peak lord, Shang Qinghua?” Shen Qingqiu asked, crossing his arms.

“Yes we have been for some-“ the man started, quickly being cut off

“Absolutely not.” Both Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu started, glaring down at the smaller peak lord.

“What do you mean absolutely not?!?” Shen Yuan shrieked, standing in front of his husband protectively, brows furrowed.

“I’m not letting my didi marry him. What do you even see in him?!” The Qing Jing peak lord glared down, his fan snapping open and hiding his face.

“Plenty! He has been there for me for years! I had gone to you once and you sent me away! For goodness sake you only start to act like a brother when I do something you don’t approve of.”

“I understand I made a mistake but why him?!”

“Jiu-Ge, I for one thought you’d understand liking pathetic men.” Shen Yuan sighed, looking past his brother to Yue Qingyuan. “Speaking of which, Peak Lord Yue, what is the matter with my choice of husband?”

“Ahem… Peak Lord Shang is just.. well..” the man stammered, avoiding eye contact.

“Maybe don’t try to insult me to my face.” Shang Qinghua sighed, leaning onto his husband. Shen Yuan looked over to him, a hand raising to hold the man’s cheek.

“Ah, apologies my dear.” The younger Shen sighed, shaking his head. “I’m just peeved that my husband has been overworked and my brother has finally decided that my life is his business again.”

“I understand, you looked cool yelling at him.” Shang Qinghua complimented, smiling softly. He was able to ignore the other peak lord’s whispers, only having eyes for his spouse.

“Ahem- well I suppose you should get going to celebrate another year of your marriage.” The sect leader coughed into his fist, awkwardly trying to break up this whole ordeal.

“Thank you for your understanding. I’ll return another time.” Shen Yuan bowed, fist in palm as he showed his respect. He made his way out of the meeting hall, Shang Qinghua still standing there for a moment.

“Shen Qingqiu.” The An Ding peak lord addressed him, looking directly into his eyes. “Your brother makes a lovely little wife.” He smiled, running after his spouse. The Qing Jing peak lord stood there for a moment, snapping his fan closed against his hand.

“SHANG. QING. HUA. Stay away from my brother you bastard!” Shen Qingqiu shouted out after them, too late as they both disappeared with the help of a teleportation talisman.

[tk-duveraun]

airplane has a problem (PG-13)

okay, he's shang qinghua, he has a lot of problems

but he kinda has an imminent death problem, rather more imminent than mbj and perhaps more grusome.

you see, sqq has been possessed.

everybody knows it. some people are even saying it. not only is sqq possessed, but the demon who's replaced him clearly knows who his son is. fake sqq has taken on a his own little demon duckling to take over the world with.

obviously zhangmen shixiong knows sqq is possessed; he just can't prove it yet. but prove it he will. because sqh knows exactly which deus ex machina this demon is using to get past hong jing and the other possession checks. he wrote it for lbh to infiltrate the sect before razing it to the ground.

and here's the thing, when yqy remembers the artifact that will reveal this demon, it's gonna lead to a whole investigation. it's gonna lead to extreme paranoia, it's gonna lead to airplane getting found out and locked in the cells beneath qiong ding if he's lucky and transported to the water prison in huanhua if yqy is more angry than he cares about the sect reputation, which is highly likely. that's his own star-crossed soulmate that got taken over, zhangmen shixiong will not be taking prisoners at this time.

under normal circumstances, airplane would just set up a rube goldburg machine to make lqg kill sqq accidentally or on purpose, but fake sqq has sniffed out that lqg is the biggest threat and befriended him (okay, sure, zhangmen shixiong is actually the biggest threat, but it doesn't take a protagonist iq to realize he values sqq's body even if the soul is wrong)

but in the end, it's not too, too hard.

demon sqq got poisoned with Without-a-Cure, which still works on a demon because the deus ex machine he's using is really powerful and airplane wants to know how he got it, but it's somehow his fault, since he's the only one ruining the timeline, so he also doesn't

but back to how it ends. sqq isn't allowed to go on missions alone. airplane carefully orchestrates two perfectly tailored night hunts. one to keep lqg busy and one that is both too good for demon sqq to resist and too urgent to wait for lqg to come back.

airplane also causes a series of small crises on most of the other peaks because what good is being in charge of infrastructure if he can't make it fail to his advantage when he needs to get someone alone.

the mission itself is the spotting of a clear-eyed pure-moon dragonwasp. it's blood is one of the few things that can break the deus ex machina concealing demon sqq and there's no way he's going to let someone else harvest it and use it on him, so sqq signs up and airplane is the only peak lord available to go with him.

sqq clearly knows airplane is colluding with demons. the demon can probably smell it on him. fake sqq is cold and actually acting like real sqq, which is ironic or something close to it.

airplane wait until they've killed the dragonwasp and bottled the blood, then he opens a jar of black hell fire bottled itself from the abyssal regenerating chicken (and wow the anti-fans had hated that name. he'd laughed himself sick at the comments back in the day)

the black hell fire isn't real fire, it's a demonic fire that burns up spiritual and demonic energy and, whoops, with Without-a-Cure, guess it's deadly! damn, can't believe they ran into something like that. airplane doesn't like being half-numb from his exposure, but hey, he needs plausible deniability. he uses a fancy demonic talisman, charged by his king, to slash fake sqq through the neck.

he stuffs the used talisman in the bottle that held the hell fire and drops both of them into his 'garbage disposal' qiankun pouch (he'd invented it himself! he's so proud). he pries the bottled dragonwasp blood and pours it on demon sqq's body for the big reveal.

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I guess he really wasn't Shen Jiu

[rsenak]

what if scum villain veggietales au

[grimfiendfyre]

I know they don’t ever really interact in canon, but I like the idea/headcanon of Tianlang Jun becoming sqh’s best friend through their shared interest in literature. I can see tlj being a big fan of sqh’s writing and he’s always excited/hyped to talk to sqh about his works and what he liked about it. I just think tlj deserves a friend who will still go to human plays with him and talk about smutty literature. Let these two be weirdos together and have fun! I just think their personalities have so much potential for hilarity, but also a strangely wholesome friendship haha. 

But also imagine this is before moshang get together, but post-noodles incident, and sqh and tlj seem to be getting closer and people start assuming that they’re totally boning/together which is not helped by sqh sometimes referring to lbh as his ‘son’ when he’s muttering and those who overhear are like ‘I knew it! They’re totally together! Lbh is tlj’s son and if sqh is also calling lbh his son then that means sqh is basically claiming lbh as his son too as his “stepfather” and this means their “relationship” must be pretty serious’. The demons in the demon realm are basically like ‘I’ve connected the dots!’. Mbj is very jealous and displeased, but also tlj is a full heavenly demon AND tlj had a human partner before which means it seems like by all accounts tlj would be a better suited spouse for sqh because of common interests in his writing and also because he’s successfully courted a human before and knows what humans like. Tlj thinks these rumours are hilarious and sqh is just oblivious to them or if he is aware of them thinks it’ll blow over and that only a few stupid people would ever believe those rumours (jokes on sqh, majority of the demon realm thinks it’s all but confirmed and are sitting by with metaphorical popcorn watching this ‘love triangle’ of sqh, tlj and mbj play out before their eyes)

I bet tlj does stuff like put his hand on sqh’s lower back or on his shoulder while sending mbj a shit eating grin when sqh isn’t looking just to start shit. Tlj said ‘I’m going to cause problems on purpose’ because he thinks it’s funny lol. Tlj is just internally laughing, while poor Mobei Jun is angsting and brooding in a corner thinking he’s going to lose sqh. Tlj probably went ‘you know mbj is totally in love with you right?’ and sqh would just straight up not believe him and is still in denial and would probably be like ‘you’ve been reading too many novels if it’s clouding your judgement that badly’. Although I think tlj is actually rooting for moshang to get together, he’s like I tried my best so I might as well have fun with it until they get their shit together and thinks maybe if mbj gets jealous enough they’ll actually do something about the tension around them that you could cut with a knife.

[youareunbearable]

SVSSS pokemon AU where after he transmigrates Shen Yuan has to basically befriend Shen Jiu’s pokemon so they don’t give away the fact that he’s not Shen Jiu and because of that he actually clues into SJ’s traumatic background and sees the people around him as people instead of characters a LOT sooner than in canon

I don’t think that SQQ would have a full six team, even if he does battle regularly, but I think he’d have three at most that were originally SJ’s and then as the story goes on, he might adopt a few more of his own to signify his acceptance into his new identity and role 

NOW THE FUN PART!!! Here’s what I think the character’s pokemon teams would be! Its long so i’ll put it under the cut

Shen Jiu: Serperior (caught while working under Wu Yanzi as a Snivy), a Ninetails (given as an ‘engagement gift’ to Shen Jiu as a Vulpix by Qiu Haitang, helped him burn down the estate), and a Thievul (never really ‘caught’ this pokemon, but is considered his “first” pokemon as its lurked around him since his time on the streets as a Nickit- helped feed him and Qi-ge as streetkids, lead Qi-ge to SJ when he was locked up in the Qiu household, helped him with his jobs for Wu Yanzi, is seen skulking around Qing Jing causing problems on purpose)

Shen Yuan: Technically all of Shen Jiu’s but also a Zoroark (caught as a Zorua, affectionately named “Bingpup” or “BingBing” or “BB” he was caught after the Skinner incident, symbolizes SY ability to trick others in to believing in an illusion), and an Absol (started following him around before the Abyss arc, making everyone fear that something terrible was going to happen to SQQ, nicknamed “Cassandra” or “Cass”, never leaves the peak except for the time it was skulking around Huan Hua Palace before SQQ escaped and died, symbolizes SY regret that he can’t change things the way he wants)

Yue Qingyuan: Boltund (officially caught after he became a disciple, but used to follow him and SJ around as street kids), a Yamask (found it at the Qiu Estate Ruins, it sought him out and followed him back to the peak, he thought it was Xiao Jiu for the longest time), and Zacian (found him dying in the caves, only reason he survived binding his soul to the Xuan Su sword)

Luo Binghe: Haxorus (captured it after he was accepted at Qing Jing as an Axew, its a shiny, evolved in the Abyss), a Houndoom (found in the Abyss), Darkrai (found it in the dream realm, not technically ‘his’ pokemon but follows him around, is his Signature pokemon as a Heavenly Demon Lord), and a Sylveon (given to him by his mother as an Eevee egg, turned into a Sylveon before the Abyss arc, was so heartbroken over the betrayal but it stayed on QJ peak, it would lay by the Sword Mound and SQQ would talk with it daily, in PIDW it was an Umbreon) 

Liu Qingge: Bisharp (the pokemon he got after becoming a “War God”, YYX as a matching Pawniard which SQQ thinks is the cutest thing), Lucario (technically ‘his’ pokemon as it follows him around but isnt caught, likes to follow him and fight alongside LQG), Aegislash (his signature pokemon, got him when he was 4 years old and first learning sword forms), Gallade (given to him as a Ralts, a matching pair to LMY’s Gardevoir, upon LQG death in PIDW he became LMY’s pokemon but this doesnt happen in SVSSS), Braviary (given to him by SQQ as a Rufflet as a joke but jokes on him he loves the loud guy)

Shang Qinghua: Meowth  (OG’s only pokemon, SQH found it on his way to CQP, started off as a bitter angry thing, but became more lax as time went on, will often hiss at those he feels are being unfair to SQH and is not allowed near MBJ because of this, nicknamed “Lil’ Big Money” or “Lil’”), Whimsicott (became his as a disciple, helped him sneak around for MBJ and steal things/gather info, nicknamed “Q-tip” or “Q”), Snom (given to him by MBJ as a gift years into their partnership but before canon, said it ‘reminded him of you’ SQH was insulted but still loves him, nicknamed “Puddle”), Skwovet (his first pokemon, nicknamed “Cheeks,” he’s had this pokemon since he was 4 and it’s been his closest companion and knows all his secrets, acts as an emotional support pokemon) 

Mobei-Jun: Regice (acquired this pokemon after he got his inheritance, a pokemon that only follows the Mobei-Jun), Glalie (a pokemon he’s had since he was a child, considered his signature pokemon), Galarian Darumaka (he found it in a blizzard, it reminds him of SQH so he keeps it and feeds it berries, it likes to hide in his cloak when he travels, SQH had no idea about this pokemon until well into their romantic relationship, he thought it was just a random pokemon running around in the palace) 

[tossawary]

I saw this idea on Twitter but it was basically like “what if an ding peak just makes everything harder for every one on purpose” so if SQH was having an even shittier day than normal: some poor peak lord just trying to get some talismans “WHAT DO YOU M E AN I HAVE RE DO EVERYTHING?” SQH: “yeah sorry you filled the form in wrong, you used section 2B instead of 2C with subsection 87, sorry I can’t help my hands are tied rn :/“ asking an ding to do an y t h I n g is impossible because SQH’s petty azz would totally make some bs excuse like that just to get back at the other peak lords for being reckless or just be plain annoying 💀

It is kind of funny, but I can never get behind this kind of petty revenge. It would just never work. This kind of scheme would fold immediately when the first Peak Lord marches straight over to Shang Qinghua and says, “Fix this or I’ll kill you.” This kind of scheme would blow up in SQH’s face immediately and he knows it. He crumples in the face of authority like a coward. It would cause a domino-chain of problems that would end up just giving Shang Qinghua even more work, which is a horrifying prospect to him. 

Like, given Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge and even Qi Qingqi’s general... everything, I think if any of their cultivators came to them saying that their forms were getting constantly rejected, they would just go, “Sounds like it’s open season on Shang Qinghua then. Go kill him.” 

[ao3feed-scumvillain]

You Won't Believe Want Happened After This Girl Accused Her Future Fiance Of Cheating!

by endear

what if 😳 luo binghe 😏 said never 🙅🏽 show your face to me🤦🏽 ever again 👁️ and sqq said "bet🤙🏽"

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Luo Binghe has waited for her First Wife to return for a very long time. After five years, her wait comes to an end with the addition of a certain Shen Qingqiu into her harem.

Words: 9730, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Luò Bīnghé, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Mòběi-jūn, Shàng Qīnghuá, more like mention of sqh, Tiānláng-jūn, Sū Xīyán

Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū

Additional Tags: Arranged Marriage, Harems, Misunderstandings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Royalty, Lesbians, Canon-Typical Violence, Veils, There Is A Veil, Yearning, Drama, Identity Porn, Xin Mo Voice: I think I will Cause Problems On Purpose, Lbh is still very much in love with sy don't worry the harem tag is just there

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/22803310