#spread my cheeks

[kaiieslife]

[willgrahamscock]

If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous

[finniestoncrane]

important information: he has no ass

[wwwpoolverinecom]

Vanessa canonically pegged Wade. On screen. He's on his hands and knees in front of her, she leans down to whisper "Happy International Women's Day" in his ear and then slides in. Wade immediately groans, "No, no, no" - so yes, not a natural bottom.

[queen-beefcake-sqx]

After they move in together but before they start dating, Harry gets an Ambien prescription to deal with the Dora dreams nightmares and sleep disruption and it works WONDERS except he says the most unhinged shit before falling asleep and remembers none of it in the morning. Most of it is just funny shit Kim documents in a secret spot in his notebook.

However one night Harry reaches out and presses a hand to Kim’s chest and says, ���If you stopped smoking your lungs would glow. The smoke hides the light.” AND THEN JUST PASSES THE FUCK OUT AND LEAVES KIM TO DEAL WITH THAT THOUGHT.

[bigcatbulges]

Source - luodejun

(Artist's Pixiv)

[running-tweezers]

You know the DAMN Fam made a big collaborative playlist for the trip. And it’s mostly the stuff they usually listen to together, lots of 80’s bangers, good road trip vibes.

But Freelancer did quietly slip in a few wild card songs. And just waited for them to come up on shuffle and see the reactions in the car. Like playlist Russian Roulette.

These songs include:

Cbat

Good Lookin’

Chug Jug With You

Keep Riding Me

Baby Shark

And of course…..

[gojoest]

i must confess i am thinking about satoru

[zarnzarn]

Penelope looks like she's been run over by a chariot for a split second, lust glazing her eyes over, before she grimaces in regret. “I do not have any equipment right now,” She says

Does this mean that ody likes getting pegged

i mean even if somehow the actual canonical/ historical odysseus somehow WASNT getting pegged which i find highly highly unlikely, theres no way, i can feel penelopes big dick energy from hundreds of generations down the line- he still would have loved it. he would have not been getting any strap apart from phantom dick and dirty talk but he still would love it. there is NO WAY he doesnt.

(check tags)

[breedaboo]

IM SCREAMING PLEASE I NEED A CRUMB OF CONTEXT

[anto-pops]

you don't have to post this.

I'm just happy you nodded to how destructive that blog is. I'm glad to see some resistance to that blogs fucking existence.

I'm sorry anto. Parts of me is happy you've slightly moved on from HL just so that hopefully didn't barb you as bad as I'm sure "bitch of the blog" wanted it to.

Yes she self-submitted it. She does that with all her worst ones. It's for attention - and blatantly visible in her discord servers. Do not take it to heart.

I will post this because if you and I feel similarly about it, there’s bound to be others.

I’ll say it with my whole chest: that entire blog is a joke and an excuse for insecure, mean spirited people to harp on others. I blocked the entire page basically right at the beginning when I started seeing it pop up in my feed, but from what I gathered when my attention was dragged there by the anons in my own inbox, it’s full of people who:

A. Hate the game and all the characters

B. Are jealous of other creators and their success

C. Are too lazy to write their own stories yet have the gall to criticize other writers’ work

The fucking audacity to make a blog like that and defend the blatant bullying with “well we’re allowed to dislike things and have our own opinions” is so unbelievably lazy it’s not even funny. Nevermind the fact that there’s nothing anonymous about half the asks there— I could clearly tell who certain asks were referring to. Maybe the whole thing started with a few harmless polls (which is what I saw at the start) but it’s transformed into something so nasty that to defend it just leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Fuck that blog and fuck the people who feed into the toxicity.

[sysig]

Hello! I feel like rereading Vargas these days so, I'd like to request some Edgar, Scriabin interaction (maybe one of them being vulnerable), if that's okay?

Day 14 - Stop making your lack of imagination my problem ò///q

[bunicate]

welt makes his daughter wear a cute butt plug btw 💗

[gazkamurocho]

do you think the tattoo artist had to spread his cheeks 🤔

...yes