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zarnzarn · 2 months ago

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Penelope looks like she's been run over by a chariot for a split second, lust glazing her eyes over, before she grimaces in regret. “I do not have any equipment right now,” She says

Does this mean that ody likes getting pegged

i mean even if somehow the actual canonical/ historical odysseus somehow WASNT getting pegged which i find highly highly unlikely, theres no way, i can feel penelopes big dick energy from hundreds of generations down the line- he still would have loved it. he would have not been getting any strap apart from phantom dick and dirty talk but he still would love it. there is NO WAY he doesnt.

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#nsft #in fact anon now u have made me want to write a fic where they dont have telemachus for that one year cause ody is too busy getting pegged #“you know at some point youll have to switch around” “penny nooooo-”#very enthusiastically throws himself into her lap at all times of day #why do u think he has good thighs #odypen #they have secret signals for it too like ody will just come in and kiss her on the cheek during gatherings #and penelope will just sit there frozen as he leaves eye twitching not talking to her family whos come over #and then suddenly goes the equivalent of 'im no better than a man' and fucking books it out of there #also once more theyre very kink community elder coded. to me.#penelope #this was from the odypenath fic btw #in conclusion mr my wife can do whatever she wants odysseus would very happily be pegged both before and after #ooh also it gives penelope an outlet to be rough!! imagine early days odypen where hes just crooning at her that he can take it #hair pulled back legs spread “come on wife you can do better than that”#-a man whos about to stay in bed for the next two days

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