#sports elf

[wendigoruble]

@retrobr 's idea of Robbie disguising himself as an elf to hang out with Sportacus just 🤌👏👏 hits my brain so good

[glanniglaepurrr]

The big omission is that Sportacus never took off his hat

[plumbewb]

meet seraphine - clumsy, squeamish, love bug 🩵

[boanerges20]

Elf | Honda

[videogamepolls]

Requested by @lost-and-created

[shanks]

ハヤブサ

[queerslurheritageposts]

I come bearing links to funny faggot videos (you said you couldn’t find the series, but I have them here)

Baldur’s Gate 3

Animal Crossing (there’s two separate parts that’s why there’s two links)

Legend Of Zelda

Pokémon

these are all of the ones out now, but if any more come out, I’ll be sure to send them 🫡

not the bg3 one calling Wyll spineless 😭 he would be scared to say it tho he's too niceys

these are all very good thank you for sharing!

[dark-elf-writes]

You know Xanxus is going to be pissed when he learns the too nice little brat he shared an umbrella and shit talked their dads with is Iemitsu’s brat

Especially with the shit Tsuna had said about his father

Iemitsu: I have the sudden feeling that I am in danger but I don’t know why

Timoteo: First time?

[carnethyne]

Angamaitë, wrestling champion

[virfujiwara]

*plays olivia rodrigo's favorite crime*

[glanniglaepurrr]

[opelman]

Rally4Passion 2024 by Ste Tit

[boanerges20]

Christian Le Liard

[nosferatufaggot]

Damn I just chugged so much milk. Sportacus just says anything and I blindly follow.

[lemonyboy97]

Getting put in a walking boot. Thank you musical theatre

[motheatenscarf]

That said the story for Heavensward was good, I was really enjoying it, and then it sent me on a corporate team building retreat to make peace with the dragons including Alphinaud, Estinien, and Ysayle.

The narrative tension has kind of dissolved, things seemed pretty urgent but now we're taking our time going on an amazing journey together, and that's fun! Like, that's where the flavor of RPGs comes from! Walking simulator, babey!

But also, uhhhh, lol, I thought we were doing this because the dragons were about to attack Ishgard RIGHT fucking now? We had to RUN to tell Aymeric not to launch a preemptive strike, but now we're making pit stops back in Gridania because oh shit, nobody's heard the recast Kan E-Senna yet!

But yeah, it's making me like Ysayle a lot, which I'm concerned about. Last really cool lady character I got attached to was Moenbryda and in retrospect I realized I hadn't seen like, any posting about her, which makes me concerned she'll either die or get let down by the narrative. That or it's just fandom's usual tendency to ignore female characters for less interesting male counterparts.

Speaking of.

Estinien...

Now, he can give Alphinaud the business for being a pampered little rich boy who doesn't know how to collect firewood all he wants, he's not wrong, the boy was kind of an entitled shit when we first met him and frankly he could stand to do more physical labor to build character or at least sympathy for people who do physical labor. That's the class enemy upbringing we gotta weed out of him.

HOWEVER.

I kind of draw the line! At MOCKING the traumatized child who's still got hella PTSD about getting all his friends maybe killed! For worrying about the WoL when he might have sent her into a deathtrap again!

Like, it's clear he's not being intentionally cruel, but uh, wow what a piece of shit. Which really contextualizes his earlier critiques of him. And like. That's been all of their interactions so far, is him relentlessly harping on the boy to be stronger and tougher and have less feelings and like. I've seen this happen to boys in my own real life and it just reminds me of how shitty fathers and male role models try to impart shitty lessons onto boys and mess them up for life. And this gives that kinda vibe! And I don't!! Like!! Estinien!!

If he keeps trying to instill my boy with toxic masculinity, I'm going to rip his intestines out with my fucking teeth and strangle him with them!!!!