#spoon licker

[greyeisacreativecolor]

The yule lads are very interesting to me, being called out specifically as regional santa claus figures despite their primary story being about causing mischief. Apparently they put little gifts in good kids shoes, and rotten potatoes in bad kids shoes, but this doesn't seek connected to their original characterization, or how much more brutal their mother is.

[kapitanbank]

Drawing another Yule-lad because I like drawing freaks

[cosmopoliturtle]

Can you label which Yule Lad is which? they’re all very good designs, but I was also so what inspired you for the differences between them, especially the one wearing a skull

Sure! I'll do my best to explain XD I know the OG Yule Lads are like little old men, kind of gnome-ish but more unhinged. I took a hefty dose of artistic license and went for a more critter-like appearance. I was going for a sort of Tove Jansson-Moomin vibe. 

I don't expect most people to guess them all since I was focused more on their essence as a group of weird gremlins but I did try to bring something forward to distinguish each one.

Candle Beggar: Sort of the centerpiece of the picture, has a big ol' cande hat to light up the night.

Stubby: Shortest guy, he steals food out of frying pans.

Bowl Licker: I based the bowl on his head on an askur, which is like an Icelandic bowl/mug combo meant for cozy eatings.

Door Sniffer: Big nose for sniffin' doors, he steals baked goods so he's got some swiped donuts around his tail.

Spoon Licker: Most people saw this guy right away, assumedly the most obvious because of the spoon.

Window Peeper: 👀

Sausage Swiper: This is probably the most arcane one. From what I read most sausages in Iceland are made of sheep but since there was a sheep and a cow based Yule Lad I wanted to differentiate Sausage Swiper with a hog's skull, since from what I read the first people who reached Iceland did also have pigs.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Sheep/Goat skull since he loves the sheep's milk.

Gully Gawk: Cow skull since he loves the cow's milk.

Door Slammer: I was inspired by an old church door knocker that looked like a gargoylish grotesque, and I shoved it on his head.

Pot Scraper: Pot slammed on head.

Skyr Gobbler: Skyr is basically Icelandic yogurt, so he's like a poofy ball of yogurt with some berries and honey as toppings.

Meat Hook: Has his hook ready for stealin' meats. 

Hopefully that clears some things up. C:

[oldhalloweentape]

🪨Venture (OW II) x (gn) reader headcanons⛏️

(Start of Romantic Relationship Pt. III Edition!)

(Not my picture!)

(Finally on Pt. 3!!! It’s only been a couple of days since I first started this but I digress— Anyways a friend of mine, @goohts helped me figure out some ideas for this one, and I’m extremely thankful to her for it!)

Warning!: A small nsfw mention!

(Pt. I) (Pt. II)

- To start things off, baking, everyone likes to bake right? Well uh, if you decide to bake with Sloane, you obviously have to handle the oven part… And the ingredient part.

- If you don’t, things may get… Messy, you see they don’t really know a whole lot about baking at first, so they’ll try to wing it and assume crap. Bites y’all in the ass if you don’t thwart it in time.

- Imagine having to stop them from dumping a whole cup (not even a measuring cup, a drinking cup) of baking soda into the mixture, trying to protest against this, claiming that, “It’s called baking soda— so, there should be a lot of it right?” No.

- Besides that, they’re a great helper nonetheless, quickly learning from their mistakes and even getting pretty good at it the more you guys do it.

- I can imagine them making a cake like the mud cake Max, from Max & Ruby, makes but with crushed up Oreos, gummy worms, rock candy, etc.

- Looks a little frumpy cause they’re just too excited to take the time to decorate it, tastes great nonetheless.

- Also, a serial batter licker, you have to stop them from doing it almost every single time you have to give them a spoon or a whisk.

- Don’t want them getting salmonella after all, though they probably think it’d be a thing they’d die honorably for, that or between your thighs but like—

- I think they’d consider baking as a personal bonding activity between the two of you, and even if you don’t know how to— That’s cool! They don’t know either! You can learn together!!

- They definitely devour everything you make for them, if you char it— They’re used to eating rough stuff anyways, and leave NOTHING on that plate, that goes for more than just baking.

- Prefers sugary things, if that wasn’t obvious already. Brings a little baggy of candy with them wherever they go, preferring gummies.

- If you ever made them gummies yourself? They're already planning where to propose to you in their the second you give them the bag and tell them they’re homemade.

- Anyways, outdoor dates again with this one, cave exploring. Oh they’d just love to do that with you, probably suggests such a date like that when you both are celebrating your 6th month anniversary together.

- To say they’re excited is an understatement, traversing underground, being in the presence of rock various and unique rock formations that took years upon years to be where they are today and see it with you?? Oh yeah they’re living the dream.

- They’re constantly fighting the urge to break away from the group and run around, see everything the cave has to offer. It’s like seeing a kid in a candy shop and be given unlimited access to it I swear.

- Excitement aside, they make a point to make sure you’re ok all through out the trip, giving you whatever you request. Just making sure you’re well hydrated or comforting you if you start feelings a bit cramped in there.

- Always makes sure you’re up for it beforehand, wanting you to have as much fun as they are.

- They take so many pictures in sections where it’s permitted, and a lot of them have you as the main focus or in the sidelines, naturally.

- That scrapbook I mentioned earlier is jammed full of so many photos, you have to get another one or two in like a year after getting the first one, can’t properly close by the time they’re finished with it.

- Again, they genuinely want your relationship to work, and they just want you to reciprocate. I mean, what is a serious relationship without that after all?

(Sorry that this came out a bit later than it usually does, just going through some life junk.)

[sleepy-planet]

howdy broski- idk if i've asked u or somebody else this, BUT do u have any hcs for the rise turts x an SO who can bake and is generally good in the kitchen? thanks a million!

Obviously! [throws hcs at you]

Raph!

•He eats EVERYTHING you make. It doesn't matter if you aren't proud of it, he will gobble that up in SECONDS.

•He tries to help! He'll ask that you teach him.

•Probably ends up breaking a spoon.

•He licks the icing off of cakes. He shall not stop.

Donnie!

•He judges most of the stuff he makes. He likes a very specific type of Turkish Delight, though.

•He whips out the tech if he were to ever bake. Everything NEEDS to be SPECIFICALLY measured.

•Smacks the cake lickers™.

•Begs you to let him lick the batter. He licks the batter, I SAID IT. But he WILL trash it if there's a tiny bit of crunch. (Me fr fr)

Leo!

•He pulls up millions of recipes for you two to try!

•He will eat the batter. He doesn't ask. He doesn't care if it's unhealthy.

•Has tried to put an energy drink in cupcake batter. He was convinced it would be the next big hit. It was an entire thing.

•Another pastry licker. Not just cakes. EVERYTHING.

Mikey!

•He LOVES baking with you. I know, everyone says this, BUT HE IS A GOD AT COOKING.

•He is another one to smack the ones who try to lick pastries. With a spoon. That crap would hurt, because he goes STRAIGHT for the knuckles. Dr. Delicate Touch comes out HARD.

•Baking dates! He'd love to spend hours making way too much pastries with you.

•He loves seeing you eat his pastriess, and vice versa!

Bonus! Flour fights! Flour fights!

[kaneandfeels]

Yule

In deep midwinter, Kane and Feels make their final stand against The Wheel.

Jack Fitzpatrick - Lucifer Kane

Oliver Morris - Brutus Feels

Tom Crowley - WIndow Peeper, Door Sniffer, Sheepcote Clod, Guly Gawk, Stubby, Spoon Licker, Pot Scraper, Bowl Licker, Skyr Gobbler, Door Slammer, Sausage Swiper, Meet Hook & Candle Beggar.

Oliver Smith - Horned God.

  Script: Jack Fitzpatrick and Oliver Morris Research: Jack FItzpatrick Sound Design: Jude Hodgson Hann and Oliver Morris Directing: Jude Hodgson Hann Original Compositions and Carols: Oliver Morris

It was a Skadi's Symphony Production

Who?

[wishing-stones]

Would

Would axe let me be his designated 'spoon licker' when he bakes?

He absolutely would, but he gets at least one in.

... He'll also clean whatever you manage to get on your face off, too, since it's kind of messy, but don't distract him too much! He doesn't want it to burn.

[oobbbear]

Þvörusleikir (spoon licker) broke into your house and stole your spoons

I’m late to see this but I’m protecting my only spoon left with my life rn

[slashingdisneypasta]

Good Day For It Thugs x Reader || Headcanons

Topic: Smut HC's.

Including/Warnings:

Dale Acton: Mild dub con with (Love/Hate kinda thing+restraining you) and public sex+masturbation.

Norman Tyrus: Cockwarming and shower sex.

Wayne Jackson: Necessary use of boner pills, masturbation (and getting caught), public sex kink, and possession/sort of manipulation through sex.

Wayne's is a doozy, not gonna lie 😅 They're all good though XD

Dale Acton:

One thing that happens a l o t, is that Dale annoys you into hate sex. Hear me out here: Dale can be annoying as hell, and lot of the time- he means to be. He thinks its so fucking fun, and you're so fucking cute when you're annoyed at him. He pokes the bear as much as he can, picking on you and nudging you and just in general making himself a hUGE NUISENCE, until you give in and start snapping at him ('Would you shut up??'). Then arguing with him ('Baby, come on, hey- I was just fucking around a bit with you!- ' 'Don't you 'baby' me right now, Dale- '). Then finally you go to swat him or even wack him on the shoulder, because he is JUST THAT INFURIATING, with that perpetually amused dumbass grin on his face even when you're yelling at him, and he shoves you against the wall ('Watch it, babe, you're playin' with the big boys now'). Or pins you to the bed ('You like that? Huh? you like gettin' held down like you're nothin'?'). Or just holds your arms still by the wrists away from him ('Careful... you wouldnt wanna hurt me, would you babe?'); still with that FUCKING SMILE ON HIS DAMN FACE--

He teases you some more, liking the way you struggle, then somehow you two are making out and you're undoing his belt and you're wet as fuck, or you're making out and he's still holding you down but he grinds into you like an evil horny gremlin, or he forces your face into the bed and you clutch the sheets, or-

Look, you get the point. Moving on-

Dale is not great at using his mouth. He can kiss perfectly fine but when he gets down there, its really just... wet. But he can be taught! And he's eager to try (he loves your cunt/cock!) so, uh... *shrugs* yeah. You can pretty much mold him into the perfect cocksucker/cunt licker. Did I say that??... yes I did. Welp-

This man a l w a y s gets a boner when you spoon. He just cant handle it, having your cute ass so close to him.

Sort of an add on to the last dot point- DALE WILL TOTALLY FUCK YOU IN A MOTEL BED WITH NORMAN AND WAYNE IN THE ROOM ASLEEP. THIS MAN HAS N O CHILL. He begs until you give in, just going 'we'll be quiet. come on, just let me stick it in baby. just the tip. i promise. no one'll know. i'll be quick. i gotta- '

Sexting. You two totally sext, and have phone sex. Send him a pic while he's out 'working' with the guys and he'll have to make his way to the nearest bathroom soon-as; locking the public restroom door behind him like an asshole, leaning back on it, pulling out his dick and calling you up so you can talk him through it.

Norman Tyrus:

Soft Dom. Soft Dommmm!!! Like, he's controlling- you are his baby girl and he's the boss here ('I'm in charge here, not you, sorry sweetheart.')... but he's really nice to you XD Loves praising you. 'Sweetheart take it slow, we got some time... ', 'Fuck... you're so damn cute like that.', 'Y'think you can do that again?... I ain't done with you, pretty thing', 'Shit- Did I tell you I love you today?', 'Come on baby, I know you got some more in you. You're doing so fucking good.', 'Thaaaats it... such a good little cocksucker.', etc.

On an even softer note- Norman. Hates. PDA. Sorry ladies and gents (and all y'all in between and outside the regular gender norms), but the last thing he wants is to have any of the guys (Or anyone, really), seeing him - or you, - in such a gentle state. But that just makes your time alone all the better and more intimate between you. You're the only one who gets to see him like that. This, big, mean, scary crime guy is only ever soft and gentle and sweet, alone with you.

Okay now back to the sex-

You. finish. first. Every time. He makes it his business to make sure you, his doll, cum's good first thing.

One thing Norman is definitely into- is cockwarming. He's a busy man but he doesn't want to neglect you, so why don't you keep him company? God, the first time he suggests it ,its very clear its not his first time; That this is something he brings to every relationship. You're just moping on the couch in his office while he does paperwork, flicking through a book or playing game son your phone, when Norman sighs and separates from his desk enough to make room for you in his lap. 'Cmere'. When you round the desk and see his cock out, you go bug-eyed, but he is so?? completely?? without shame?? So straight-faced with that monster dick out and half-hard on his lap? Its a completely undeniable look for him, and you were turned on immediately seeing him like that, and you took your seat.

So you sit, milking him for upwards of an hour while he does his work; even makes and takes calls with you nestled around him. He remains hard the whole time.

Shower sex!! Sometimes shower time is the only private time the two of you have alone together (But y'all do it when you're perfectly alone and have time, too), and, honestly?? He loves seeing you naked. I don't care if you're skinny, fat, muscly or somewhere in between, he l o v e s how you look. He cant get enough. And he's not shy about his own body, either.

Shower sex isn't just needy, desperate rutting with Norman. Its slow, its him appreciating your body and you kissing all over him. Its staying in there until the water gets cold. ... then some desperate rutting and fucking you into the wall.

Wayne Jackson:

First of all, you must give him a warning at least 45 minutes prior. The man needs to take his boner pills! But I dunno, maybe its just me and my having mostly old man F/O's but I think thats kinda endearing, in a way XD

A lotta the time your sexcapades (Yes i just said that) involve watching TV and waiting for 'it to happen' (The pills to kick in), and then- 🤣🤣 And then- 🤣- Wayne will go like 'woah- alright up & attem, honey, we're ready to go, hop on'. XDDDD Sexy, huh??? XDD 😂😭

Of course, the other way that this could go is that you spend a good chunk of time with foreplay. Now, Wayne's lazy, and an ass, but I do think he likes a little foreplay. Especially if he can just sit back with you in his lap giving him kisses and rolling your hips all-needy against him- and, of course, if he can tease you.

AND- OH BOY THE TEASING. Okay okay okay. His voice gets growlier the more turned on he is. You didn't think it was possible, but it does.

Oh my god, he LOVES. TO CATCH. YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF. He could be in such a foul mood getting home from 'work', but the moment hears that??? Or walks in and sees you?? You've never seen the bastard so pleased XD Something about the fact that this isn't for him, the fact that he wasn't meant to be there, wasn't meant to know about this-- makes this creepy old man feel young again. Like, no need for a pill. He's good. 'Well wouldja look at that... Ready to go, honey?'. But lorddddd, could you imagine that man walking in on you like that?? That shit-eating grin? 'Ooh, now what's that you're watchin?', '... 😏watcha got under the covers there, sweetheart?', 'well damn, am I late to the party?'.

Sort of the same thing as one of Dale's dot points- but Wayne h a s b e e n k n o w n to get frisky in the same room that the others are sleeping in. He's not gonna full on fuck you, because this is way less about his sexual pleasure and more about his cruel nature (He loves to put you in Situations. It is so fun for him.). So it'll be him feeling you up, or him throwing an am over your waist from behind and fingering you. The important part is 'you better stay silent, sweetheart, or everyone's gonna know what a naughty little thing you are.'

Okay. A bit of a feelsy one here.

Wayne definitely gets jealous and possessive. If someone else (Especially someone better then him. Don't get it twisted, the man knows he's a no-good loser. Usually he doesn't mind... but he still resents people who have got their shit together), someone taller, or younger, or richer, or nicer- pays attention to you, Wayne gets spiteful. And bitter.

And then when you two are alone again he gets kind of... uhhh... full-on. Sex with Wayne is never all that serious- and even if it is, a it of humour is never too far away. But in times like these he is t o t a l l y serious, and honestly?? A lot better then he usually is. He really steps it up. You suspected that he had to be better then he seemed, he sure was old enough to be, but you didn't know he could kiss you like this. You didn't know he could eat you out or suck you off- at all. You didn't know he knew about that one Spot.

You learn a lotta things about what he knows how to do, and how he's just being lazy and greedy most of the time.

He finally shows you his real game, because he wants to prove to you he's the one you want. Pull out the big guns, he figures, and you'll stick around.

... oh and finally. i'm pretty sure he has a breeding kick of some description. do not let this man get you pregnant; he will not pay child support.

[gemini-sensei]

moon x reader smut hcs?

Moon x Reader NSFW Headcanons

Fem!Reader ○ Some chubby!reader but doesn't have to be chubby!reader

Moon loves lingerie and will buy matching sets for her and her gf. She loves pieces that are fun and sexy, so colorful and comfortable go a long way with her. She likes sheer material and just about any style. If she can fall asleep in it, that's a bonus.

For her gf, she'll buy whatever style she likes, but loves seeing her wear baby dolls and teddies because they show off her curves. She can literally lay in bed, both of them dressed in pretty lingerie, and make out for hours with a little groping and massaging in between.

Crotchless panties are high up on her list and she will buy them for her gf. Something about knowing her gf's pussy is that much more easy to access turns her on and will finger her gf when she's wearing them. Low-key loves taking pictures of her gf wearing them after she's made her orgasm and ruin them.

She's very open about sex and talking about it. She doesn't want to push boundaries and will instead sit down with her gf and talk about any limits she might have. It's all about comfort and pleasure with her. She believes sex should be fun, so she wants to make sure that's possible.

That being said, sex with Moon can be goofy. She's giggly and smiley most of the time, and there's nothing wrong with that. There's also room for hiccups and little moments to laugh at.

Open communication is key. She will always ask about kinks and whether her gf would like to try something new. She'll ask if she'd like to try out new toys or positions. If the answer is no, she understands and doesn't ask again. She'd also like for her partner to come to her and make suggestions if there's anything she'd like to try.

A big no for her is causing pain to her gf. She simply won't do it. The mere idea makes her uncomfortable and queasy.

She has a whole collection of toys. Dildos of different sizes and textures; vibrators with varying levels and modes; massagers and lickers for the clit. All in different colors and themes. She loves using toys on herself and on her gf. There's so much potential and they're so much fun.

Her favorite toy is a double sided dildo for them to use together. Holding her gf's hands as their bouncing on this dildo? Heaven for her. It's absolute magic to her and makes her come so fast.

High sex. She gets so horny when she's blazed and made sure her gf knew this beforehand; it was more like a quick throwaway warning before they got high though. "Oh, by the way. I might get a little turned on after this," she said as she lit the joint.

She's definitely a giver more often than a receiver. Giving her partner pleasure during sex gets her off, she just loves seeing them pleased. However, mutual pleasure is great for her too; she has a thing for mutual masturbation.

She's high-key obsessed with her gf's clit. Loves to play with it when they're getting down and dirty, whether that be with her tongue, her finger or a toy. Flicks it, rubs it, sucks it- she loves sucking on it like its a piece of candy and making her gf moan so loud.

She loves rubbing their pussies together and making them sticky messes. She likes to be on top and throw her gf's leg over her should so she can slowly rub their clips together and grind down on that pussy. Her fingers dig into her gf's thigh while she's at it, especially when she's concentrated and she loves it.

Cuddles after sex is a big must. She's the big spoon. She loves holding her gf after being intimate with her and running her hand along her body. May or may not hold a tit as she falls asleep. She'll definitely be a little cheeky from time to time and use the cuddling as a means of squeezing that ass.

[resplendentmackerelsky]

*sheepcote clod disqualified for implied sheep-fucking and also there's a maximum of 12 answers.

[ttsun]

More thievery! Jail for Loki!

The fourth Lad is Þvörusleikir (Spoon-Licker)! He steals and licks wooden spoons🥄 He is also said to be extremely thin due to malnutrition, but I didn't use that here. A þvörur is a long wooden spoon btw.

I was going to draw Loki with the usual haircut but I decided to go with the God Of Stories one This one looks a bit derpier than the rest but you should love him anyway. Or hate him. Have fun idk

Loki's outfit is inspired by the one of Brian Pilkington's illustration!

[random-conspiracy]

nom nom nom

call the the spoon licker the way I'm gay

@pseudopersona

[liliallowed]

Crimson is never beating the masochist allegations lamooooo

I have a question! Are there any vampires or mortals who worship Crimson for being a pure vampire or "first" Vampire?

oh definitely.

not just mortals other vampires flood around them wanting to add them to their group for political boosts and extra power.

there hasn't been a pure blood for thousands of years so the elders kept them in a near extravagant castle, keeping them fade from the hunters or the other faction...

but as a young adventurous gremlin that they are they snuck out and disappeared! during the years they mainly act as a double it triple agent between vampire factions. they have multiple fake identities and tend to avoid people who are boot lickers. it disgusted them.

it's why they were just so utterly fascinated with the vampire hunters. all their life they've had everything they asked for. they lived like a monorch. fed with a diamond spoon. yet it all felt so bland and meaningless. unlimited power. immortality. they had everything.

yet their life only started when they could feel the pain of the sun, the scent of the soil. the cold the rough thorns on the ground.

it's not necessary because they're a masochist. they come a place of complete privilege and feel... deprived of excitement and meaning. the addiction to put their life in danger is a way to push back against the box they were being pushed into.

it's a novelty to be disrespected. most would praise them or fear them... they like the rough attitude! they wanna go wild with the boys in the street! screw being a princess! (gender neutral)

they're my favorite Disney princessex

[cue people screaming as the town burns and crimson is smiling demonically]

[irlcats-bracket]

cat check

did you know what cats have paws? wild

i can find a few mins to check on cats don’t worry.  also i see what you did here. but yes she is totally fine. beautiful eyes

yes your beautiful willow is fine. as someone who sits in a tub sometimes i agree with her thoughts on sinks

bestie there are as many not orange pumpkins as orange ones i can’t 

okay. there is a tortie pumpkin who loves tummy rubs. a white-and-tabby who steals doritos and is very fluffy. a tuxedo pumpkin who hoards springs under the couch. the one in the middle is the only male one so i assume he’s yours 

hello cat checker feline find appreciator this is cat bracket. her photo works as intended. also  can i hear that song you mentioned?

yes spoon licker and hand devourer are both ok

[drmobiusvanch]

Welcome To Lostbelt 5.2 Olympus

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

This is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows Her Name

But When She Moves Her Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

This is SARGENT TONGUE

She Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

She Will Break Your Bones

This is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

This Is MR. RASCAL

She Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

She Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

Here's The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

She Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

Here Comes Eighth: "KINGDOM-COME"

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War