#spock: because??? that's literally my job??? (also i'm not jealous why would i be jealous)

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Set course for Delta Vega.

1 x 04 - Where No Man Has Gone Before

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Series I'm currently on : TOS

Episodes watched: 01x07-01x09

Episode names:

What Are Little Girls Made Of

Miri

Dagger of The Mind

Thoughts:

What Are Little Girls Made Of

The title sounds really creepy, like who was in charge of that ?

Everyone dramatically looking into the camera during their close ups

Come alone I definitely won't kill you

" were you ever engaged before Spock ?" We're not at that part of the series yet ma'am

Ah , security officers on an isolated planet with the captain I wonder what's going to happen

Yup , they died they weren't even there for 5 minutes. He was pushed by this alien dude that keeps creeping around like a Scooby Doo villain

Why does star fleet just keep sending very small groups of people to be isolated on planets with no inhabitants in the name of science

Like this dude created androids because he was lonely and they have the audacity to be surprised by this

Of all things he could have had this android do why make her kiss Kirk ?

Shatner must have gotten dizzy on this weird spinning table thing

" mind your own business Mr. Spock I'm tired of your half breed interference" ????? Like they just cut to something else

How many times is Kirk going to get duplicated

"I'm not a bad guy I just want to kill all humans and turn them into androids so that we can be the superior race" sound like a bad guy to me man

It's the dick rock from the meme

I love how Spock interacted with Android Kirk for less than a minute and immediately was like this isn't my captain it's an imposter, security we're going to follow that man

Scooby Doo villain becomes philosophical and tries to killed evil doctor after that , he dies in the process

Evil doctor is an Android like the captain has been telling everyone since they got there ( the makeup job for the reveal is really bad)

Whoo Android Kirk has died

Man nurse chapel has had a rough few days she just wanted to see her fiance

Also apparently the thing about " I'm tired of you meddling Mr Spock " thing was a sign for Spock to know it wasn't him and that he needed help

Spock was offended by being called a half breed

Other episodes under the cut

Miri

Earth the second

Zombie apocalypse ?

" everything looks like it's from the 1960s on earth" " man the 1960s we're ugly"

Yo I was right it's basically a zombie apocalypse

Spock went outside with the security crew the security crew is gonna die

A plague that kill adults

Ominous children sounds

They've been infected with the plague who would have guessed that going down with no protective gear or understanding of what your getting into would cause this

Spock's fine though cause he's Spock ( that's literally the explanation they give )

Also the security team hasn't died yet and I'm actually surprised

Army filled with 300 -400 y/o children

Jim gets attacked by zombie while he's attempting to talk to the army of children

" I may not be affected by the virus but I'm a carrier even if I wasn't I wouldn't want to go back to the ship without you captain " how can they make Spock so gay without trying.

The kids stole their communicators and machines so now their stuck with 300 year old equipment

300 y/o girl that the crew has been taking care of becomes jealous of Janice because the crew have found cures and will leave so she goes to the child army to create revenge plan

Child army makes more ominous noises while they surround captain Kirk with clubs and beat him

Why leave the man who is eager to inject himself with a strange liquid , alone with said strange liquid prepared in a hypo

Like he injected himself and went unconscious

But he's fine , cause he's bones

Dagger of The Mind

Oooo sensory drugs , my favorite kind

Why are they sending a barrel of drugs down to a colony ?

A man in the strange human sized cargo box that got beamed aboard

Space prison / mental asylum

Dangerous criminal is the one who was in the large human size box

Man this guy is really effective with his neck chops

" I just want to strike a deal " is holding a gun

The criminal gets apprehended and claims to a doctor at the prison. Turns out he's right , arguments ensue between bones , Kirk and Spock

"beam down and come look at everything yourself captain " cause nothing ever goes wrong when that happens

Every time a pretty woman shows up you can see Spock sigh like oh shit here we go again, these guys are going to go monkey brain again

They started going down in the elevator and Kirk just starts hugging the doctor because it's going fast ? Like bro that's excessive

Look into the strange swirly light box to calm down

Never mind the swirly light box is evil

The criminal doctor guy keeps trying to tell people that the head doctor is gonna kill the captain , its somewhere between working and not working

I've been wandering if this was too early on for vulcans to have telepathic abilities or if Spock was going to try to mind meld with this guy to find the truth

Sometimes Jim makes some really bad judgement calls like he just sits in the hypnosis chair and is like hey it be cool if you used it on me and now it's being used against him.

Also Jim needs to stop falling in love so easily

These guys have replicas of star ship cabins .

I completely forgot that they established that these places have force fields to keep people from transporting themselves out at the beginning of this episode until it was brought up again just now as plot point

Spock to the rescue

Evil head doctor get brain washed by his own creation

Spock awkwardly sitting in the corner of the room while Jim makes out with Helen

Oof the head doctor died

Every episode they just kinda leave like nothing happened and I'm starting to find that kinda weird