#spiteful hashtags

[artschoolglasses]

Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃

[imdoingwhateverisnext]

The Stick

One slow evening in the ER, we noticed our doc using a green cane in an unusual shape to push on pressure points on his back and shoulder. He would hold the cane on a part of the back of his shoulder between the spine and the scapula. Apparently it worked well enough for a few of the nurses to have discussions about it.

One of the nurses asked doc where he got it. He didn't speak English as his primary language, but he was kind enough to explain how it worked and look it up for us. He was straight-laced to the point he listened ONLY to a Christian radio station (at least in our presence).

We went into his office and he got on the 'primary doc' computer and typed in, "MASSAGE STICK". The pictures that showed up were not what he had or what we had discussed. It was all dildo's and worse. He freaked out!

We called him out because it was kind of funny. He was obviously mortified and embarrassed. We were just basically bored. "Oh my God! Dr Blank! What have you been looking at?" We tried to seem shocked and offended even though none of us were.

"Not this! Oh I am so sorry!" He frantically tried to hit different keys to make the dildo and sex toy pictures disappear.

"I am sure you haven't been looking at this stuff before now. I thought I knew you. Wow." I started the slow walk away from his office.

"No I mean it! I was just trying to find the stick you were asking about," as he continued to scramble with the computer keys.

"It's okay. Look at whatever you need to," We were honestly joking and not going to leave him on the hook much longer.

We walked away from his office giggling quietly to ourselves like a pack of teenage bullies. He followed us, and tried to explain himself again.

We told him we knew it was just a mistype and we were just joking. We knew he honestly wasn't the type of guy that would be looking up dildo's on his work computer. Having said that, what people do at home, well I never make assumptions about that.

I know Docs that sneak and look up all kinds of things at work. I have walked in on one before. This poor guy in front of me was very professional, and he was unfortunately dealing with semi-unprofessional, bored nursing staff that night.

I hope I told him eventually during our years of working together, "thank you for everything", but in my mind I thank him even more for the laughs we had that night and the other times that he was a "kind of easy target". He was one of the smartest and best I ever worked with. The bad news is, I don't think he never (completely) trusted us again. We pulled a few more pranks on him at other times when the ER was empty. It gave us so much joy, and it typically made him laugh eventually. So, no harm no foul? I hope so.

[pinkeoni]

Do you remember the first day that we met? It was... it was the first day of kindergarten. I knew nobody. I had no friends and... I just felt so alone, and so scared, but... I saw you on the swings, and you were alone too. You were just swinging by yourself. And I just walked up to you and... I asked. I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I've ever done.

[frogs-in3-hills]

probably my most toxic fandom trait is that 98% of the time i hear someone describe their ship as “basically canon” i literally get sooo mad about it. i can actually conceive of platonic relationships beyond your wildest dreams. your shounen boys being weirdly committed to each other isn’t proof of anything. i can be weirdly committed to plenty of things in a non romantic way. i can be weirdly committed to hunting you down

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

Everyone says they love a devastatingly painfully slow burn romance until I, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia—

[batsplat]

Valencia 2003: Casey Stoner is interviewed after winning his first ever grand prix in 125cc, noting what a good feeling it is to beat the Spanish at home

[jrueships]

Paul George on Stephen A. Smith’s Kawhi Leonard jab: “I didn’t like that moment… Kawhi wants to play… We exhausted a lot out of Kawhi this season. So at some point your body breaks you down… I didn’t appreciate that moment. I know I laughed because the situation was lighthearted, but deep down it was like you gotta let that go, Stephen A.”

Paul George, knight in shining armor

[nanowatzophina]

Literally already in love with them both—

[starlitselkie]

I see no beach here, tumblr. Where’s the beach in this tumblr

:) hmm? I wanna see pics of the ocean, but the tits are getting in the goddamn way

[daphnalia]

uhm what actual fucking diabolical satanic wicked purely evil demon from the very depths of hell possessed anthony burch during those last 5 minutes of the episode?🤨

[amiharana]

Hi it's slate anon your surnames post/the replies had me cackling and i love the idea of revali having a very Rito-sounding last name. on a more angsty note I do like to imagine he would pick his own last name (as per your orphaned hc for him) for one related to flight/archery. Writing his own destiny or something

For Hylians maybe because of Rhoam I imagine their names are just (Chosen name) (Middle name only royals can afford) (Place of birth). The royal family gets the surname Hyrule because they're meant to represent all of Hyrule and it's hard to convince the kingdom you serve them all equally if your name is literally Tabantha

So Links government name is Link Hateno. And with Hateno being a major settlement and Link being by far the most common name (as the name of the biggest cultural figure that's not sacred (ie hylia) or for royals (zelda)) he has the most basic combination of names ever it's laughable. there were 4 other Link Hatenos in his division only. If Revali writes a letter to his Link Hateno in the royal guard he gets a request back from the post office like "specify address rank and date of birth please". Being named Link he naturally had a number of nicknames but after he pulled the sword he just became Link. THE Link. But you already know who's taking whose last name in the marriage anyway

And good luck with your exam!🫡

(referencing this post)

HI SLATE ANON!!! 🫶🫶 thank you for the luck, i hope it rings true when i get my exam back 😭 come here and say hi @cryiling @iridescentgleam my anon thinks u guys are funny 😽

revali choosing his own last name because he was orphaned makes me so sad 😭💔 what if there's a rito traditional ritual where the family name is like. "given" to the child to formally recognize them as part of the family in a spiritual sense (connecting the child to all their spiritual ancestors of generations past). and revali's parents were killed before they could give revali their family name so he doesn't have one 😭 even though the other rito are allowed to tell revali what his family name would have been, he's not allowed to claim it as his last name because it wasn't given traditionally to him through the ritual and thus can't be "his" last name anymore and it ostracizes him even more from the rest of the kids. imagine getting bullied because you don't have a last name 😭

idk like the rito seem like a people of tradition, spirituality, and familial bonds like family is everything to them, therefore the concept of a family name is an extremely important identifying marker of each rito and where they come from. choosing your own last name isn't something that's common among the rito at all, because choosing a different last name than the one that was given to you as a child signifies that you have disinherited and detached yourself from your family. even people whose families have already passed don't just change their last names like that, because it would mean that their family spiritually would not have anymore descendents after that point.

in revali's case, his family is dead and he also wasn't given a last name so technically there's nothing wrong with him choosing his own last name, but the rito would have still been weird about it. when revali is chosen as a champion, he finally decides to choose his own last name and he chooses one that essentially means "one who perseveres." i'm spitballing a little here but maybe in rito script, it's basically like. a stylized way of writing the word "arrow." archery and the usage of arrows are important symbols of rito culture, because they're weapons and tools they use to hunt and protect themselves. they represent the rito's actual lives because of this and so became a symbol of vitality and perseverance. so in a sense, revali knows if he knocks his bow and his arrow always flies true, he will always persevere and make it out of a tough situation.

i like your idea about the hylian naming scheme! rhoam really is the only character in botw that has a proper full name, but since he's rich and royal he's not really hashtag Relatable ✋😒 it is pretty much the same naming scheme of the king in wind waker, king daphnes nohansen hyrule and i just found this reddit thread that gives possible etymological explanations for both daphnes and rhoam's names (daphnes = "person who was turned into a wooden boat of hyrule" and rhoam = "roaming shepherd of hyrule"), but i wonder what the narrative reasons they were named as such were. like are bosphoramus and nohansen the names of older family members or ancestors? do they have inherently royal meanings to them?

LINK BEING A COMMON NAME JUST GETS ME like you're absolutely right, of course everyone is naming their kid after a legendary hero in hopes that their kid will be Thee Link of the century but idk it's just so funny to me 😹😹😹 like "four other Link Hatenos in his division" YOU DKJFHDJKFHDHFKD link was NOT special until that fucking sword this fits in perfectly with his vibe of just being Some Guy.

ok but consider that rito don't really understand the idea of taking their spouse's last name when marrying because they have such a complex understanding of family names, spirituality, and their ancestors, so link trying to explain to revali that he wants to take revali's last name when they marry and revali is like ...? what the fuck are you talking about

link being like, "i wanna be a family with you 🥺" and revali being like "but what about your family???? you would abandon them so easily???" and link is just like. revali my family has been dead for a hundred years and my last name is literally hateno. DKFJDHJFKJD

[bylerfields]

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[talentless-witch]

Ever thought about my persona on the pfp??

Her name is Alice and she's supposed to be a puella madoka magica inspired witch, I've slightly dug some of the context to make sure its slightly accurate and see what's up just to end up making more versions of alice.

The simple explanation is that when this magical girl turned into a witch and realized so, she refused to go full on it, therefore she's just a blob at first, running away from being fused with other witches and being awkwardly anti-social, until later on as she starts to forget what she is and why she's there for, yknow the witch stuff.

So she turns into this big bad ball witch, eating people alive, the add up is that she just happens to appear when people imagine anything, even fake scenarios, numbers and others so this thing eats their imagination and soul unsuspecting of it.

But literally centuries later she just turns back into Alice over some sad kid story thingy I will not explain cuz of post length.

Try translating the witch language here ,each one is their actual names.

Also then there's this.

Idk what this is/J

When the witch turned to Alice, by this point she was powerful, so she pulled a 100IQ move to prevent herself from dying by magical girls with the complexity of their persona made solely from their genie wishes granted by some funny looking bilingual bunny cat interspecies that should probably be burned to death.

She separated her own persona and with it created two witches, (like if witches are so good what about witches 2???) Both managing the same exact labyrinth, so even if a magical girl yeeted alice from existence, they'd still have to find this other one and destroy it so its fully defeated.

There's a lot going on behind this ,so you might as well ask me about the lore through private messages ,which will probably change overtime because I haven't structured the lore quite well yet. Here's everything else.

Here are the sketches.

Fun fact: I didn't personally color jack stuff except for the eyes on the floating girl, the backgrounds and dandelions, everything else is literally stock images of fabric placed upon the witch so it gives the actual witch vibe. Have fun with that thought.

[ashleyishere24]

tumbrrrrr

the more I use Tumblr the more I like it but I refuse to use it more then I already do to spite someone in particular

[clingylilhoneybee]

Lmao

[yourlocaltophat]

words can't describe how much this scared me.

if you don't know, "sadie" is mars.

i will never forgive them, ever.

apologies don't work sometimes.

tough fucking luck bud.