#spit out my drink

[scottstiles]

when disaster duo does their own stunts

[ironthroneconquerors]

THIS.

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

[onesidedradiostatic]

btw one funny thing about my weird watch order for hazbin is my impression of alastor. so I've mentioned in posts before that the first hazbin episode I watched was episode 4 out of curiosity due to twitter discourse. I had NOT watched the pilot at this point. only thing I'd seen of alastor prior was a twitter moot posting alastor's last verse in stayed gone and only that. so imagine my surprise when I found out that this guy, with the ominous last verse in stayed gone complete with a demon transformation, and the clearly sinister cameo in husk's flashback in episode 4, WAS ONE OF THE PROTAGONISTS?????????????

[benechillax]

[vcrnons]

the many faces of hansol vernon chwe, part 2 / ∞

bonus, feat.dino:

[mossy-graveyard]

Look man, everyone's known Drake is a pedophile for years. He was caught trying to groom both Millie Bobbie Brown and Billie Elish. He was doing weird shit and making weird comments to minor fans on stage a decade ago, this isn't news. I'm a white guy and I knew about this, it's actually kinda common knowledge if you pay attention to the rap genre at all.

It's insane that someone in the industry is FINALLY calling him out on it instead of sweeping it under the fucking rug.

[depression-napping]

If only Cloud knew what he was saying and to whom

Just you try it, baby boy

(Edited for bigger pictures)

[crownedinmarigolds]

Alright it’s technically already day seven and I had such an idea that I had to go ahead and spit it out. Day seven of Fangfest - Obfuscate! Ralph’s a silly guy. It’s just a prank bro. 

[fatedroses]

Chance encounters in Costa del Sol.

[4and55]

I could watch this all day.

[friendofflowersandfrogs]

SOMEONE GIVE WALKER A GODDAM AWARD FOR HIS ACTING THAT EPISODE ASAP 🥺

[maybebi47]

whenever i get insecure about saying something wrong bc english is my second language i look to dan and phil, fully english people, to make me feel better

[xbuster]

[tiangouaway]

AHAHAHSADHASHASASH

[flowery-laser-blasts]

"What do you say we skip dinner and go straight to dessert?"

*Hold it together girl! This is your first date with him and it is already admirable for Dr D to flirt so soon after it took him 3 years to ask you out...*

Yes, they're having dinner at his favorite Karaoke bar. She also excused herself to laugh out loud inside a toilet cabin where he couldn't hear her.