#spit era

[cursefactory]

mercedes lander and tanya candler from Kittie, circa 1998/1999

[charmwasjess]

I’ll never quite get over just how integrated kids are into daily Jedi life and the implications of that.

Dooku’s Temple "job" for years seems to have been “teaching lightsaber preschool.” Sifo-Dyas, the guy with the scary doom visions? Oh yeah, they have him working with infants, bringing babies to the Temple as a Seeker. Jocasta Nu is constantly depicted interacting with the younger generation of Jedi, teaching, helping, or mentoring. In TCW, she knows all the Padawans on sight. 

There’s just something really ordinary and charming to me about this. Sure, Dooku is a terrifying 2m of spider limbs in a robe, but he’s still going down on one sinister knee to check out the little crying kid who got a finger crunched by one of those wooden training swords. How many of the TCW-era Jedi were once babies who played with Sifo-Dyas’s hair loopies or cuddled on his chest as he pointed his T-6 back toward the Temple after another successful Seeking mission? (Space is, after all, cold. 🥺) You just know Jocasta is in very reluctant possession of knowledge of every single teen Padawan drama, crush, or breakup. She tries to stay out of it, but she’s broken up fights and pulled particulars into her office for tea and a gentle lecture on the inherent self-destructiveness of gossip. 

And these are not “just some” Jedi - they are all combat trained, politically important, at the top of their rank and even each sit on the Council at some point in their lives. The Jedi Order really went “super powerful space wizards with laser swords, yeah, but they should also all definitely know how to change a diaper." 

[pangur-and-grim]

sometimes I look at shit I did during college while insanely sleep-deprived, and think, what was the message here. what exactly was I trying to convey.

[curiouslymyown]

Regulus Black and his endless collection of lego, I love you

[until-the-house-shakes]

“No, it wasn’t Sirius,” James says quietly. “It was you.”

“Then why did you still put Sirius first?”- Regulus

IM GOING TO THROW UP

(Chew me up but don’t spit me out by damagecontrol on AO3)

[levforfakes]

sirius ugly cries and you can pry that from my cold dead hands

[spicywreck]

what's great about romeo's daddy by ethel cain is that it can be about devil's minion nasty 70s/sugar daddy era OR dubai rashid!armand wanting to fuck that old man soooooo bad

I stay winning, y'all

[dreamer0903]

Only on chapter 2 of "Chew me up but don't spit me out" by Damagecontrol and I'm already obsessed.

GO READ IT.

(Also...I don't think the author will be upset if I share snippets of the fic just to comment it??? But if you know they don't like it pls tell me, and I will stop, I'm just loving it, sm and I wanted to share!!)

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

I can confirm Jay White does unfortunately have rabies

[she-atti-on-my-lyus]

i have reread cmu upwards of 15 different times i fear i have a problem

[cursefactory]

Morgan Landers and Fallon Bowman in 1998.

[dandelion-grl]

catching up on dnp is horrible because i haven’t really watched them consistently since they came out/the gaming channel hiatus so it’s been awhile and EVERY VIDEO makes me start tweaking out of my mind. poor inner child baby spitter does NOT know how to process this much bullshit

[st3ddie-starchas3r]

Shortly after Sirius found out about Jegulus

James: *jokingly to mess with Sirius* spit in my mouth daddy.

Regulus: *immediately turned on grabbing his face spitting in his mouth*

James: *blush and swallows it*

Sirius: ew, ew! I didn’t need to see such incest! How would you feel if it was I who had Remus to spit in my mouth in front of you?? *glaring at a smug Regulus*

Remus: *sighs wandering how he ended up in this exact moment* please don’t..

[pr1ncswss]

[rubbish78]

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[fakehusbandgarbagedump]