#spiders in my car

[arcane-gold]

my prints are all currently 25% off!!

i’m running a sale to save up for a new pc before veilguard comes out!! i currently don’t have a system that can run the game, so any sales will help support my ability to kiss lucanis <3

thank you!! here’s the link!! reblogs appreciated!!

[nightowl374art]

History repeating itself

[johnnyspells]

RIVER CARTWRIGHT & JAMES 'SPIDER' WEBB "Personal Space" SLOW HORSES

[foolsocracy]

gave mj her license

[paintbrushnebula]

Headcanon that when Gwen is driving and Miles is in the car with her, he's 100% a backseat driver every time. He keeps abruptly freaking out at her driving style, like he'll shout "GWEN GWEN GWEN" when she makes a moderately fast turn, or when they've come *slightly* too close to another vehicle. They'll be 3 feet behind another car and he'll always nag that she's tailgating. He CONSTANTLY tells her she's speeding. And when they near a stop sign, he tells her to watch out and thinks that she wouldn't have remembered to stop if he hadn't told her.

*Gwen driving w/ Miles in passenger seat*

Miles: GWEN! GWEN! GWEN!

*Gwen FREAKS and comes to an immediate full SKRRRT STOP*

Gwen: *panting* Whaaat, Miles?!

Miles: You're gonna miss the STOP SIGN!

*They've stopped 10 feet away from the STOP SIGN. Gwen proceeds to BANG her head on the steering wheel*

and like, Miles ain't even have no license the heck this boy think he is

[95enthusiast]

“Alright, let’s do this one last time…”

“My name is Lightning McQueen, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the past couple weeks, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man”

“I’m pretty sure you know the rest.”

…Anyway everyone say thank you to the AU that singlehandedly brought me out of art block 🕺

[shower-phantom-ideas]

I like to think Danny moves to Gothem and is just livin his life. Trying ti stay out if trouble and all that.

He makes it maybe two days (three at most) before a major villain attack and he has to help out. He really didn’t plan on doing much hero stuff smh. Anyway the fights over and he just “oh hey batman! Sorry to jump into your fight like that but I figured you wouldnt really mind the help 😊”

Hes all smiles and cheery because why would he need to hide away from The Batman? His parents couldnt even figure out his identity, and they had him strapped down to a table and everything lol. Batman is about to start asking questions when Danny goes for a handshake “see I just moved to town and don’t really wanna do much fighting. Ill stay out of your way if I can! It was nice meeting you and working with you!” Bruce doesn’t get a word in as this cheery ?kid? Enthusiastically shakes his hand and then flys off. Something about his doordash arriving.

Now the bats are all in detective mode cause new meta? Someone powerful in gothem? Batman can’t live without knowing.

Meanwhile Danny just trying to live his best life and have a good time for once.

Tbh I just wanna see the bats deal with a new hero but also let danny be happy. Or have the illusion of happiness. Maybe if he pretends enough he will become happy?

[castielsprostate]

bee movie except cas is the bee and dean is the human and because dean has a microdick castiel gives him blowjobs during picnics. one day cas takes it too far and stings dean's microdick and because dean's dick is allergic to bee venom it swells up as castiel is dying. but it's a miracle because castiel was actually cursed so he turns into a human man instead of a dead bee. dean's dick is normal size so castiel can now give him normal blowjobs during picnics

[invalidname19]

10ft

[spidey-bie]

Hobie who helps his s/o take down their hair

Hobie who has wash days with his s/o (with a custom playlist just for that day too)

Hobie who loves short, mid length, and long hair

Hobie who helps you cut your hair or find some who can if you decide to do a big chop

Hobie who helps you retwist your dreads or wicks

Hobie who helps his s/o take down their braids/crochets/etc.

Hobie who loves making you charms for your hair.

Hobie who will shave your hair if you ask him to

Hobie who will steal the hair supplies that you need because both of you refuse to pay all that money

Hobie who loves it when you switch up your wigs

DO YOU SEE MY VISION HERE

[rambutanjpeg]

the safest driver in Nueva York 🚗💨💨💨

[amayikes]

"On average one person dies in a hammer car explosion every year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Hammer Explosions Matt, whose hammer car explodes more than a few times a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

guys, GUYS

@c4ndytr4p @champmorado @gay-lightning-mcqueen @x0stormie0x @weirdo09 @punkeropercyjackson

[gideonisms]

Had such a Day. Idk what's making me approachable to everyone but I need to stop doing it

[millipedefarmer]

This is Crouton btw. She is a cat-faced spider. & also my friend

[celestialmacros]

I love finding jumping spiders on my car.

Bronze Jumper (Eris militaris)

March 26 and 29, 2023

Southeastern Pennsylvania