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arcane-gold · 3 months ago
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my prints are all currently 25% off!!
i’m running a sale to save up for a new pc before veilguard comes out!! i currently don’t have a system that can run the game, so any sales will help support my ability to kiss lucanis <3
thank you!! here’s the link!! reblogs appreciated!!
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nightowl374art · 9 months ago
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History repeating itself
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johnnyspells · 4 months ago
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RIVER CARTWRIGHT & JAMES 'SPIDER' WEBB "Personal Space" SLOW HORSES
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foolsocracy · 6 months ago
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gave mj her license
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bisexualmcqueen · 18 days ago
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even more cars tumblr dashboard simulator
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paintbrushnebula · 7 months ago
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Headcanon that when Gwen is driving and Miles is in the car with her, he's 100% a backseat driver every time. He keeps abruptly freaking out at her driving style, like he'll shout "GWEN GWEN GWEN" when she makes a moderately fast turn, or when they've come *slightly* too close to another vehicle. They'll be 3 feet behind another car and he'll always nag that she's tailgating. He CONSTANTLY tells her she's speeding. And when they near a stop sign, he tells her to watch out and thinks that she wouldn't have remembered to stop if he hadn't told her.
*Gwen driving w/ Miles in passenger seat*
Miles: GWEN! GWEN! GWEN!
*Gwen FREAKS and comes to an immediate full SKRRRT STOP*
Gwen: *panting* Whaaat, Miles?!
Miles: You're gonna miss the STOP SIGN!
*They've stopped 10 feet away from the STOP SIGN. Gwen proceeds to BANG her head on the steering wheel*
and like, Miles ain't even have no license the heck this boy think he is
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boos-gh0st · 22 days ago
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Night Trip
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95enthusiast · 2 years ago
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“Alright, let’s do this one last time…”
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“My name is Lightning McQueen, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the past couple weeks, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man”
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“I’m pretty sure you know the rest.”
…Anyway everyone say thank you to the AU that singlehandedly brought me out of art block 🕺
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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year ago
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I like to think Danny moves to Gothem and is just livin his life. Trying ti stay out if trouble and all that.
He makes it maybe two days (three at most) before a major villain attack and he has to help out. He really didn’t plan on doing much hero stuff smh. Anyway the fights over and he just “oh hey batman! Sorry to jump into your fight like that but I figured you wouldnt really mind the help 😊”
Hes all smiles and cheery because why would he need to hide away from The Batman? His parents couldnt even figure out his identity, and they had him strapped down to a table and everything lol. Batman is about to start asking questions when Danny goes for a handshake “see I just moved to town and don’t really wanna do much fighting. Ill stay out of your way if I can! It was nice meeting you and working with you!” Bruce doesn’t get a word in as this cheery ?kid? Enthusiastically shakes his hand and then flys off. Something about his doordash arriving.
Now the bats are all in detective mode cause new meta? Someone powerful in gothem? Batman can’t live without knowing.
Meanwhile Danny just trying to live his best life and have a good time for once.
Tbh I just wanna see the bats deal with a new hero but also let danny be happy. Or have the illusion of happiness. Maybe if he pretends enough he will become happy?
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castielsprostate · 1 year ago
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bee movie except cas is the bee and dean is the human and because dean has a microdick castiel gives him blowjobs during picnics. one day cas takes it too far and stings dean's microdick and because dean's dick is allergic to bee venom it swells up as castiel is dying. but it's a miracle because castiel was actually cursed so he turns into a human man instead of a dead bee. dean's dick is normal size so castiel can now give him normal blowjobs during picnics
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invalidname19 · 1 year ago
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10ft
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spidey-bie · 2 years ago
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Hobie who helps his s/o take down their hair
Hobie who has wash days with his s/o (with a custom playlist just for that day too)
Hobie who loves short, mid length, and long hair
Hobie who helps you cut your hair or find some who can if you decide to do a big chop
Hobie who helps you retwist your dreads or wicks
Hobie who helps his s/o take down their braids/crochets/etc.
Hobie who loves making you charms for your hair.
Hobie who will shave your hair if you ask him to
Hobie who will steal the hair supplies that you need because both of you refuse to pay all that money
Hobie who loves it when you switch up your wigs
DO YOU SEE MY VISION HERE
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rambutanjpeg · 1 year ago
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the safest driver in Nueva York 🚗💨💨💨
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introspectivememories · 22 days ago
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one thing about me is that if im writing an avatar (2009) fic, the earth is not dying. im so sorry it's my least favorite plot point in the movies. why did cameron write that in????
#i hate it soooo much!!!#by making the earth beyond saving he gives legitimacy to humans and their colonization of pandora!!!!#it's like 'oh our planet is dying! we just /have/ to take all your resources'#and it's like ???? yeah ig????? but not really!!!#anyway in my fics earth is like how it is rn#yeah it's dying but we can still save it. but the greedy government wants to exploit pandora instead#and to me that makes a more interesting story bc now their can be fighters on earth's side#free pandora protests. activists halting supplies to pandora. there's literally so much there#and i am always a little critical of stories that portray humanity as evil terrible creatures.#like u mean to tell me the lady who gave me free donuts when i was crying on bus was evil and terrible????#and the teenage boy who helps carry an old lady's groceries to her car is evil and terrible???#and like think about in terms of jakes kids and spider#there's so many human things they've never done!!! spider's never gone ice skating before#they've never sat around a table in the cafeteria and started up an impromptu rap session#they've never skateboarded!! they've never seen the mountains of china or the niagara falls#by making humanity this uncaring and unfeeling all-evil thing you set it up so that#the kids and spider can never truly interact with their humaness!! they can never accept themselves!!!#do you see my point???#im gonna tag the kids bc i was thinking about yhem the whole time while writing this post#lo'ak te suli tsyeyk'itan#kiri te suli kìreysì'ite#neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan#tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite#spider socorro#avatar 2009#atwow#also tell me if im being insane/reading into this too deeply
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izzfizzpop · 2 months ago
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Saw au where spiderman saves Adam
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lemonynuggets · 1 month ago
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being fictionkin can be so stupid sometimes. Yeah I don’t eat this food bc this fictional character that happens to be me went through horrors that had to do with this food but now I gotta make up an excuse to explain why I don’t eat it when people ask me about it.
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