#spider-cop

[funnypages]

Is Spider-Cop allowed at Pride?

Spider-Geddon #4

[womanofwords]

Mayonnaise Doughnuts

Miles: Hobie, I didn't know you liked baking so much. Isn't it a bit girly? Hobie: Gender is a social construct and learning how to prepare food is a basic life skill. Miles: OK, what are you making? Hobie: The first batch will be full of really disgusting doughnuts, and the second batch will be of really nice doughnuts. Miles: I don't get it. Why is the first batch going to be disgusting? Hobie: The first batch is disgusting on purpose. Watch and learn. *Hobie fills the doughnuts with mayonnaise* Miles: I did that to my dad once or twice. Use tabasco sauce instead. Hobie: What for? Miles: So you can tell whoever's going to be eating it that it's actually just strawberry jam. Hobie: You're an evil genius. Narrator: At the meeting . . . Lyla: Aww, an anonymous Spidey made doughnuts for us. Spider-Cop: Nice! *passes the doughnuts around* What is this?! Why is my throat on fire? Miguel: This is a prank! Whoever did this, step forward now! Hobie, to Miles: You were right, big man.

[initiallyacomicsnerd]

Okay gang let’s have a one on one.

THIS IS NOT SPIDER-COP. I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE IT BUT I HAVE A FEELING THAT HE IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER VARIANT THAT I FEEL PEOPLE ARE OVERLOOKING!

Fellas meet the Peter Parker of Earth-9997 (Earth-X). Basically he was the Spider-Cop BEFORE Spider-Cop. The entire story that he’s involved in is pretty interesting and I would rather have you guys do your own research on this storyline, I’m mainly here to point this out.

[logray]

COPS! (1922) dir. Edward F. Cline & Buster Keaton THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb

[writer-room]

I think another clear theme of Spiderverse is that, as we’re told in the first movie, anyone can be Spider-Man. But in the second movie, Miguel tells us that Spider-Man has rules. Certain things have to happen, certain people have to die, certain people aren’t meant to be Spider-Man. And the message there is that, once someone makes those kinds of rules, you run. Because it’s just not true. Anyone, literally anyone, can be Spider-Man. There is no requirement. We’ve been shown you don’t even need to be bitten by a spider!

And with the amount of people comparing Spiderverse to the queer experience, this is especially important. There are no rules to being queer. There are no labels that are exclusive. There are no labels that are even required. As soon as someone says you can’t be queer in a certain way, or certain identities don’t ‘count’ for whatever reason, you need to run. They are liars. There are no rules, and there never have been. You are queer because you said so, and this is your decision alone.

If you decide you’re Spider-Man, then you’re Spider-Man. And if you decide you’re going to save everyone you can, then you will. It’s as simple as that.

[callmepn]

Using Tumblr free is not that easy.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Hobie turns up to the function wearing this and Gwen and Miles have to act like this isn’t a direct shot at them

[thericene]

That one part

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie: Miles said he can’t come he’s on probation

Miles: no not this time. my dad only grounded me

Hobie: it’s the same thing

Gwen, who also has a cop for a dad: no it isn’t

Pavitr, who’s dating the daughter of a cop: YES IT IS.

[kurtmustdie]

I think these two would be friends probably

[spider-man-sass]

Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man Season 2, Ep. 16

Nick Fury is a monster.

[nibeul]

my favorite theory rn is that hobie killed the cop captain that was a part of his "canon event".

[checkitoutmikey]

Y/N: *let’s out an ungodly scream*

Paul: *comes running into the room* WHA- what’s wrong?

Y/N: there’s a spider right there!

Paul: *even louder ungodly scream*

[the-multi-dimensional-fbi]

Knock, knock.

I would appreciate any strange candies you might have.

01000110/@ford-between-dimensions

*the door opens*

Huh….you look familiar….eh I’m probably just confused…

Anyway, Here kiddo, Take this beetle, I think it’s the freshest one I have, pretty lucky.

[radios-universe]

spider-man is literally best friends with aled last don’t worry about it guys

[naavispider]

I love Spider in modern AU as Street Kid, it fits his character so well. Do you have any more headcanons about what his life would be like in this AU type? <3

For this specific cop au I have rattling around my brain right now, here are the headcanons:

Spider is fifteen or sixteen when he’s first apprehended by law enforcement. He’s been hanging around with a few of the other guys from the kids home and drinking on street corners when someone calls the cops on them for underage drinking.

He wouldn’t normally drink but it’s the people he hangs out with that sway him. He’s good friends with some of the guys because they’ve all gone through the same shit together.

He’s been in a few foster homes but they’re always short term/emergency placements so for all the good they do they’re pretty much pointless

Paz was a single mum after spider was born because Quaritch was afraid of commitment. He offered to pay child support but Paz would rather be independent and kind of releases W of his responsibilities. She died when spider was maybe six or seven, and spider never had contact with his dad. When she died, Q was serving in the marines abroad, and Paz didn’t put him on the birth certificate anyway so he was never contacted.

Spider has always wondered about his dad but he doesn’t know the first thing about him.

It’s tough growing up without parents, but it’s even tougher when you had a secure, loving relationship that was wrenched away from you, so Spider has had to find his own ways of coping.

When he was younger, that meant shutting himself in his room and drawing his feelings away. As he grew older, that meant hanging out with like minded people and repressing his hurt and anger into more concerning outlets. (Drinking, vaping, weed and then more hardcore drugs).

He has several run ins with the cops, not all of them Quaritch. Some are worse than others and after a couple of bad experiences he’s obviously pretty distrustful of the police and sassy when he should really be respectful. This has on occasion led him to harsher punishments than his crime warranted.

He still has his mum’s necklace that he wears 24/7. It’s his most prized possession.

At the time of meeting Q, he’s on the run from the kids home. I think this is because he’s sick of having his things stolen and just wants a bit more freedom. He’s not a bad kid and is perfectly respectful to the staff and other kids but there’s a couple of older teenagers that live there who make threats and generally make his life hell.

His walls are up and he doesn’t trust anyone. Partly because of knowing his father couldn’t care less about him

Quaritch

Was a marine in his younger years, working his way up the ranks and serving many tours abroad

Met Paz in his early twenties, then spider was conceived and Q was simply not ready for the responsibilities of settling down and being a father - his life was only just beginning and his career was calling.

He parted from Paz in a bittersweet way - there wasn’t any animosity and the two still harboured affection for each other, but it was clear they needed to go their separate ways and Paz was fine with that

In his thirties he sustained an injury on tour that prevented him from serving again, so he changed to the police force and managed to become a lieutenant colonel

He’s been recognised on a state level and rewarded for his service to the city, receiving several awards and earning a high level of respect from colleagues both above and below him. He has hopes to become chief of police when the time is right

He enjoys the work but when he’s out on patrol he often hopes for the more high stakes cases that involve danger instead of just picking up petty crime or responding to domestics.

That’s not to say he doesn’t have a caring side - it just rarely comes out.

He’s a workaholic and hasn’t found a life partner yet, despite enjoying himself when he was younger. Now, he just likes to take on as many shifts as possible and focus on keeping the streets safe. As a result he earns a lot and lives comfortably

He doesn’t know that Paz is dead, and sometimes he will remember and think about how Paz and his son are doing, but he doesn’t feel the need to disrupt that or try to contact his son.