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Leaf, I bet you could trick ❓into acknowledging that she's trolling you. Wouldn't that be both funny and a fair revenge?

🤔 "That would be amusing. Hmm, how to do it, though..."

"Have you tried getting real mad at her for not admitting it herself and then trying to beat the crap out of her?"

"I mean, clearly that doesn't work."

"Wait, who is this random catgirl - wait, if you know that won't work, why do you keep doing it?"

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❓,

You do realize I never going to believe that your canon-zone self isn't doing a bit to troll Leaf too, right?

"The hell are you talking about?"

"... she did say she'd never acknowledge it again outside that post."

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❓,

I don't think she's doing a bit. I mean she does, but she uses humor as a defense mechanism the same way you use anger.

You see that's another sign you'd make a good couple: your respective emotional immaturities make for a great dramedic back-and-forth.

Also in canon-zone Leaf has no idea she's crushing on Raine yet, the fact she can nonchalantly joke about that here means she must be at least half-serious about you too, don't you think?

Actually, is canon-zone Leaf crushing on Raine yet to begin with? She might not even be there yet.

"How do you not know that? That seems like a thing you should know."

"Of course Leaf is serious about me. In fact, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret." ❓ gestures for Wisp to get closer. "This is non-canon zone. I already know she's not faking. In here, I'm the one who's doing a bit."

"Wh- are you serious?"

"I'll never acknowledge it again after this post, but come on. I can only be so much of an idiot, Leaf. ... canon-me sure is stretching it, though, sheesh."

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Leaf, ❓

So ❓said you won't get married 'any other day' guess that means you're having a night wedding? Unusual, but atmospheric for sure.

Will you invite Jevil? Oh, did you already meet him, or will that be in the future? Maybe you'll go to Deltarune for your honeymoon and that's where you meet him... whoops, hopefully I didn't spoil it.

Also, I'm guessing because of the whole name hassle you won't be able to take ❓'s last name Leaf...

Not like any of you have to change your name tho. But❓Saito does sound cute, just saying.

"Strictly speaking, I think she meant we aren't currently scheduled to get married on any day. So it might not be a night wedding."

"I can't believe you're taking this seriously... Don't you have a huge crush on Raine?"

"Yeah, so? Nobody ever said polyamorous marriage was illegal."

"They literally did say that, several times in several jurisdictions."

"Huh, really? Buzzkills. Well, that won't stop me. Be gay do crimes~"

Facepalm. "You can see why I think she's doing a bit."

Fun fact, I originally considered having their last names the other way around. ❓️ Saito and Leaf ⁉️. I don't remember why I swapped them.

"I thought you were calling me '❓️[REDACTED]', not '❓ ⁉️'."

Eh. A placeholder's a placeholder. Your real name is scheduled to come out soon enough.

"The only 'soon enough' would be right this fucking second, floating catgirl."

*pop!*

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Hallie

Ever hear C-C-C-N-N-N?

https://youtu.be/k2cgNvHATBM?si=NUaeipG9u47EnFo4

"No, but I've got some free time to listen to music."

"... ... new favorite song."

"Where by 'favorite' you mean 'the one you'll be obsessed with for a few weeks until a new one displaces it'?"

"Obviously. What else would a 'favorite' be?"

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Giovanni: "Apologies for the off-beat introduction to you Elakhas, but I'm Pierre's father. Or dad, if you prefer. Can I ask if any of you like to monologue about things?"

"Uh... I wouldn't put it on my top 10 list of hobbies?"

"I sorta had the impression people never monologued on purpose, just because they were kinda un-self-aware and rambled on without realizing it. But maybe that's cause my main exposure is cartoon villains. And akumas, but I repeat myself."

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(Post Staff of Trials) Hallie, Hitomi, how are you doing?

"Bad!" 😁👍️

"Xiong's kind of a bitch. I knew the Guardians could be uptight, but he seriously takes the cake. He takes forty cakes, even."

"And that's terrible!"

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Hallie, Hitomi, how do you feel now that your mom knows your secret? Vivi, how are YOU feeling?

"Severely stressed!"

"Uh, same. I don't want to give Mom a heart attack from worry."

"Wanna try punching my dad about it? It's real cathartic?"

...

...

"Joke. Joke. it was a joke."

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Hitomi, how are you feeling now that Nireus threatened to kill Inari?

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER. I'M GOING TO TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB, I'M -"

"She's not doing great. As you can see. It's a good thing time shenanigans mean Nireus isn't still able to hold that over our heads, but... well, I think we should make sure she's busy elsewhere after the final takedown. I don't know if she'll actually ultrakill Nireus, but maybe don't take the chance."

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Pierre: "So, I want to ask, what do you think about our mom as an adventurer? I think she's awesome!" :3

"She is awesome, that's true. She doesn't talk about it much these days, but when it comes up she has some wild stories."

"Y'know, I never actually saw her as an adventurer. She'd already retired from that life before I ever met her. To me, she's just... Mom 2, the sequel to mom. Except not really because she's very different from Mama, but that's details."

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Pierre: "Heyyyyyyyyyy, Hallie! Hitomi! Hi, I'm your half-brother! Your mom went to some Tomodachi place, found love with my human dad, and then here I am! I wanna say hi to you!"

"Tomodachi? Isn't that the crackship generator?"

"I mean... empirically, yes."

Hallie blinks. "I guess that depends on who this guy's dad is, but I see what you mean. Anyway, hi."

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"A zombie is whatever people call a zombie, language is made up and all that. The term originally described a form of mind control that had none of the traits under discussion here.

"... that said, I voted option 3."

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Hey ❓

Do you believe in narwhals?

"Uhhh... I think they might be extinct, but they're definitely non-fictional, if that's what you mean."

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Seeing it on th dash and now I am so curious abt it...if your OCs were popular enough to be a proper fandom, how do you think they would be mischaracterized by the fans at large? What tropes do they fall into? What tropes would they be forced into? Are there things you think would be picked up on accurately?

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Hallie, may I interest you in some high quality shipping discourse?

https://www.tumblr.com/kiraheartilly36/781909628491612160?source=share

"This better not be another rickroll." *click* "... Ahaha. Yep. That's shipping discourse all right."

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Hallie, do you like the sound of thawing cheese

"The... what?"

Context.

*scroll scroll* "What?" *scroll scroll scroll* "What the hell does that even mean?" *scroll scroll scroll scroll* "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Video. Okay." *click. watch.*

"... I'm going to make you into soup -"

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