#spicy sharing bed meme

[verreprincesse]

@diivineray dreamed: “ i can feel you trembling. “ // from leona some wedding things mayhaps?

Was she? She hadn't realized, she had been more focused on her breathing. Her nerves were so frayed that she feared she'd fall apart by the end. "I'm sorry." She knew what was expected of her, well, back in her home kingdom. Here she was lost as a lamb on her own. The dynamics were so different here. So, strange. Would she be expected to give him an heir right away? Would it need to be a boy? What if she couldn't have children? In her kingdom, women were disgraced if they couldn't give a brood of children. "I'm just overthinking things."

She pulled the blanket up to her chin, her gaze trying to make images in the ceiling to at least focus on something. Maybe if she had something to hold onto she'd not tremble as much. She didn't want to bother him. She was hyperaware of how close he was to her, how close she was to him. The bed wasn't small but every fiber of her could feel when he shifted or even breathed. The one thing she wasn't taught, however, was how she was to give him a child. She figured he knew the secret but nothing had been said.

"I hope you sleep well." She murmured before she turned to her side, placing her back to him. She'd be awake for hours, she knew she would. She wasn't used to being in bed so early, or the fact she hadn't done a single chore in so long now. It was... different.

[runekirikjartan]

ALEDOLFO Headcanons Part 2

I promised Aledolfo headcanons once chapter 3 of the soap/ghost came out and it is out so here we go:

Rodolfo's favourite thing about Alejandro is the way he goes quiet when he's tired, but his voice always, always, betrays how in love he is with Rudy.

Alejandro fell first, Rodolfo fell harder. Quite literally Rodolfo tripped and on the way down his heart ended up in Alejandro's hands. They joke about it often, since people assume Alejandro did all the pursuing but it was really Rodolfo who wanted to woo Alejo properly.

They alternate cooking nights based on their shifts. If they've both had a shitty mission/op they go to Rodolfo's mom's house for dinner.

Don't believe Alejandro when he says he's the better cook, he believes that good food means half a container of spices.

Not that it's bad, just really really spicy.

Alejandro and Rodolfo have weekly date nights, they usually end up on a Wednesday or Thursday since ops tend to come in on Friday mornings.

Date nights vary from; going out to dinner, a quiet movie, bar hopping, visiting a safehouse to sit on the roof and watch the stars before falling asleep on the blanket Rodolfo remembered to set out, or just laying in bed by 7 at night and holding one another.

They have Mom & Dad mugs and matching shirts from the rest of Los Vaqueros, especially from the younger recruits.

Occasionally someone teases that Rodolfo and Alejandro might as well share the title of Coronel as a joint unit, tbf Rodolfo is just as respected as Alejandro is.

[NSFW] that often leads to Alejandro teasingly calling Rodolfo, Coronel, in the bedroom.

It leads to wonderful results.

Rodolfo pulls, so many bitches and hoes, Alejandro is fed up, apparently the strong silent type with sweet bambi eyes is more popular.

Alejandro would know, he bagged that strong silent type.

Alejandro is the embodiment of that Will + Jada meme where he's just like look at my wife, because all drunk Alejandro can talk about is his gorgeous, intelligent, capable husband.

Their wedding took place in the safehouse. In the barn.

The armoury was Alejandro's wedding gift to Rodolfo, among other things.

Rodolfo got him the truck, among other things.

They wear their rings around their necks, ring fingers have their initials tattooed on the inside.

[forever-rogue]

Killer King

AN | Someone asked if I could do a little something based off this post and here we are! Enjoy and shouts out to @eddiemunsons-missingnipple for the inspiration 🥰

Warnings | Language, Mentions of Masturbation

Pairing | Rockstar!Eddie x Fem!Reader

Word Count | 2.2k

Masterlist | Main, Eddie

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Eddie Munson was a lot of things. He was talented, kind, smart, funny, handsome, and possessed a heart of gold. But for all the things he was, there was plenty that he wasn’t. Including tech savvy…he was more technologically challenged than anything. For someone young and fairly hip, you’d think he’d have at least the basic skill set. But nah.

Don't ask this man about setting up a twitter because all he’d say was tweeting is for birds. He had an Instagram account, but the only posts on there were done by either his PR team or on occasion you. He never saw the point and he was too much of an old man at heart for sharing and appreciating memes. He’d barely figured out how to use a third of the features on laptop and phone. Texting was probably his strongest suit, and even then he preferred to call. He was definitely a man out of time when it came to any technology. 

For a long time he kept his same phone - not that there was anything wrong with that but this poor phone deserved to be put out of its misery. The screen was cracked to hell, the back was shattered, the camera was akin to a potato and it was slower than all hell. You were able to finally convince him that he needed a new phone, at least to make sure he was able to keep in touch without wondering if the phone would handle another call. Naturally, Eddie had grumbled and complained, positive that it was an unnecessary expense. But he still did it anyway, knowing better than to argue with you. 

Little did you know it would lead to some interesting…consequences. 

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

You were at work when he went to pick up his new phone; unlike your rockstar boyfriend, you were no celebrity and preferred to keep it that way. Honestly, Eddie was not into his celebrity status and couldn’t care less. He just wanted to write and perform music, everything else was just cherries. 

Eddie, your sweet, wonderful boyfriend, had come up with a wicked idea. One of the many things you liked to surprise him with, especially when he was away performing, was the occasional photo. A nice and tasteful nude, Eddie joked, despite the fact that they were often not very nice or tasteful but downright sinful. Hey, when you were separated for long periods of time you had to find a way to keep things spicy. And, you wagered, now he’d be able to appreciate your pictures in full and clear high definition technicolor. 

That’s precisely where Eddie came up with his brilliant idea. You loved him, truly, madly, and deeply, but he was just so damn clueless at times. Once he had gotten home from the store, having waited around to have someone help him set up his new phone and show him how to use the new features, he went straight into the bathroom. If you could send him the sexiest fuckin’ photos he had ever seen, maybe he could return the favor. He didn’t think he was anywhere as gorgeous as you - you loved to remind him he was so wrong - and almost talked himself out of his plan, but decided to push through. 

It had been a few days since you’d seen one another besides in the late evenings in bed; despite living together, it was like the two of you were passing ships in the night. And fuck, he missed your delicate touches and soft, warm body. And his own had been screaming for release - finding it with his hand in the shower hadn’t been anywhere close to what he had with you. But just thinking about you, your pretty face - all of it - was enough to have him half hard. 

He ducked into the bedroom and undid his belt and zipper, shoving the tight, well fitted jeans halfway down his thighs, along with his boxers. With a groan, he sat on the edge of the bed, and stroked himself a few times, filthy moans dripping from his lips as he pictured your much smaller hand wrapped around his cock instead. It wasn’t long before he was fully hard and used the drips of precum to provide some lubrication. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck…pretty baby you touch me so good,” he threw his head back, eyes tightly shut, and his mouth open in silent bliss. But before he allowed himself to cum, he grabbed his pristine new phone and walked to the full length mirror. He looked at his wild reflection and smirked, fisting his hard cock as he snapped a picture. After studying the photo for a moment, he decided it was good enough. You’d never complain about getting a picture of him or his cock, a small fact you reminded him often of. 

He messed around on the new device for a moment before sending you the photo. Once he was done, he locked his phone and tossed it to the side. He immediately went back to lie on the bed and continued to fuck his hand until he came all over his fist and stomach, a heavy load that he would have preferred leaving deep in you. 

When he was done and caught his breath, he decided to take a long hot shower before making dinner. He was going to make you a delicious dinner from scratch, an intimate and loving gesture that you adored. In his mind, absolutely nothing was wrong and soon he’d get to see his favorite girl. 

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

You were sitting at your desk, scrolling through some spreadsheets when your coworker almost burst into your office. You startled, heart pounding as you leaned back in your chair, “christ! To what do I owe the pleasure of your sudden intrusion?”

“Holy fucking shit,” was all she could say as she perched herself at the edge of your desk, “lucky fucking girl.”

“What…what are you talking about?” you raised an eyebrow in confusion, “did my new project proposal get approved?”

“I dunno,” she shrugged, “that’s not what I’m talking about you minx. How come you never told us you were this blessed? We’re supposed to be friends and friends don’t hold back on discussing their boyfriends!”

“Eddie?” you asked as she eagerly nodded, “what about him? I don’t know what’s going on…”

“You haven’t…seen?” her mouth formed a small o as she fished her phone out of her pocket, “babe, it’s all over the internet!”

“What is?” you were thoroughly baffled - your main concern was that Eddie was alright. But, you supposed, she wouldn’t be this excited or calm if something was that wrong. 

“I…fuck me. Eddie!” she scrolled around for a few moments before turning her phone screen towards, “or should I should say your boyfriend and his dick! I’ve always told you this, and I say this respectfully, but your boyfriend is fuckin’ hot as hell. A rockstar and a huge dick? Baby, baby, baby don’t let him go.”

You snatched the phone out of her hand as you studied the photo that he’d uploaded to Instagram. You knew immediately that Eddie had absolutely no intention of sharing this photo with the world. That was not him; it never had been and never would be. No. This clown had somehow managed to upload a full frontal dick pic to the world wide web. You knew that it had been intended for your eyes only and yet…millions of people were now privy to what he was packing. And it was a lot, if you said so yourself.

 The longer you looked at the photo, the funnier it became. And you couldn’t help but burst into a fit of giggles. The comments proved to be just as golden and before you knew it, you were laughing so hard that you were crying and wheezing. 

“Babe?”

“Eddie’s…this was an accident,” you dried the tears in the corners of your eyes with the sleeve of your sweater, “I bet you that he still has no clue. He doesn’t know how to use Instagram, he barely knows how to use the damn phone. And he just got a new one today, which explains a lot. He probably thought he sent it to me and didn’t double check!”

“Damn,” she was softly laughing as well as you handed her back her phone, “you’ve really got the whole package with him, don’t you? So jealous but also so happy for you.”

“Yeahhhh,” you shook your head in amusement, “he’s a lot, but I love him more than anything. Besides being a little…technology illiterate, he’s perfect - to me. I better go home and explain what happened. He’s a lot but I am glad he’s mine.”

“I can see why,” she snorted as she nudged your side gently, “tell him I’m impressed!”

“You and most of the internet apparently!”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Eddie heard the door to the apartment unlock, surprised at first and poised with a frying pan in hand but then realized it was you. You were home early, but he was beyond excited to see you. He tossed the pan onto the counter and met you at the door, wasting no time in picking you up and spinning you around in a small circle, “fuck I’m so happy to see you, angel. I missed you so much.”

He gently set you down and pressed soft, happy little kisses all over your face, as you practically melted into a puddle at his touch. You beamed at him, a pretty, magical thing that always made his heart flutter, “I missed you too, Eddie bear. I love you.”

“I love you,” he touched your face, gently brushing his thumb over your cheek, “pretty little thing. Did you, ugh, like the picture I sent you earlier?”

“Oh yeah,” you nodded and a cheeky little smile ticked up the corners of his mouth, “me and the rest of the world.”

“I thought so - wait. What? What do you mean the rest of the world?” his pretty brown eyes widened in surprise as his mouth dropped open. 

“Mhmm,” you reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone, unlocking it was the code you knew he always used, “you didn’t send that picture to me, Edward.”

“O-oh…who did I send it to?” he seemed frazzled as his cheeks flushed a pretty pink, “Steve?”

“You wish,” you shook your head and pulled up Instagram and showed him exactly what he had done, “you posted this photo on IG, for the entire world to see, baby boy. At least five million people liked your dick and almost three thousand people felt the need to comment on it. So yes…I like what I saw and…so did everyone else.”

“Oh no,” he groaned as he scrubbed a tired hand over his face, “fuck. Delete it! Please, shit, damn it.”

“I got you baby,” you quickly clicked a few things and deleted it, looking at the distraught man with a soft little smile, “the internet is forever though…so unfortunately that delicious picture of you will live on forever.”

“I’m an idiot,” he leaned against the wall and banged his head a few times, “‘m sorry, angel. That was only meant for you.”

“I know,” you touched his face tenderly before brushing a few rogue curls out of his face, “‘s okay. It happens and so what? It’s just a dick pic, it’s not like you’ve done anything wrong, accidents happen. And let’s be real, my love, you’re hot as fuck with a huge cock and now everyone knows. But they know you’re my man.”

“You’re not mad?” he sounded timid and you shook your head softly. You were pretty sure you could never be mad at him, “I’m never doing that again.”

“Well, please do. But make sure it’s in a text, only for me. Yeah?” you still had his phone and were doing a few things on it for him.

“Yeah,” he agreed, “you’re really not mad?”

“Nope,” you promised, and you really did mean it, “besides, I’m the only that gets to touch your dick, or suck it, or get fucked by it.”

“Fuck yes, always,” there was a bit of a mischievous glint back in his eye as he settled a large, warm hand on your waist, “what’re you doing?”

“This,” you smiled sweetly as you showed him what you had done. His eyes lit up when he noticed your handiwork. It was a sweet picture of the two of you together, both grinning happily and so obviously in love. His heart skipped a few beats with pure joy, “just gotta remind people that you’re mine, baby. And I’m yours.”

“Hell yeah,” he nodded eagerly, “you’re so metal, babe.”

“I know,” you shot him a cheeky little wink, “now…get in the bedroom and let me show you just how much I love you…and your cock.”

“Oh angel,” he let out a sound somewhere between a moan and groan, “you’re gonna fuckin’ kill me. I love you so much.”

“I love you, rockstar. Now hurry up!”

[hils79]

Hils Watches Kiseki: Dear to Me - Ep 2

Is the bad guy going to make a habit of seductively sucking on lollipops like this? Because if so that is going to be a problem.

Wow has it been 10 days already?

He is threatening this man with spicy food. God, I love him.

Right, I know my two faves are Ai Di and Chen Yi. I really need to learn the names of the actual leads. Fan Zerui made Bai Zongyi a cute smiley lunch!

Why does this rando student in the background have a giant plush dog?

I love that they have gone from blackmail to domesticity in 10 days

Okay, domesticity with bickering

Oh no is Bai Zongyi scared of storms? Are they going to cuddle?? :D

Oh shit the storms are a trigger that remind him of his abusive mother. Oh this poor boy :(

🥺

I mean obviously not

Wow, okay, that took a sudden turn

This man and his ego (affectionate)

I love that Fan Zerui is only injured when it suits the plot. That morning he winced after just tugging a blanket up over Bao Zongyi's shoulders and now he's putting weight on both his arms like it's no big deal

That looks like a really uncomfortable way to comfort someone through a nightmare but I appreciate the attempt

We all know what inevitably happens when there's only one bed. Love to see it!

This is why I have to alternate watching BL dramas and watching other things. Because if I only watched boys sharing a bed and gazing softly at each other when they wake up I would die of cuteness overload very quickly.

Wow okay that escalated quickly

And that ALSO escalated quickly. I can't work out if he's angry that Fan Zerui kissed him without his consent, or if there's some internalised homophobia going on. Oh shit did his mother abuse him for being gay?

Wow he's going to lose his scholarship because he was late to school one time? That seems harsh.

"If someone pissed you off what could they do to get you to forgive them?" "Bold of you to assume I wouldn't kill anyone who pissed me off." Ai Di is the personification of the kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day meme. I love him.

[thesixthplaneteer]

Get To Know Me Meme!

I got tagged by @crownedinmarigolds

Last song: Northern Nights by Naga. It's on my Carmichael playlist I made as I'm world building and doing light writing to prep for November!

Favorite color: Green! Specifically Scarab or Emerald

Currently watching: Warhammer 40K lore videos. I've been playing Space Marine 2 so it's got me back into it for now.

Last movie: Chicken Little. It is currently my daughter's go to movie for bed time.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory! I've never had much of a sweet tooth and I have a relatively low spice tolerance. Anything more than Jalapeño and it's not enjoyable anymore for me.

Relationship status: Married as fuck to the amazing, the beautiful, the talented, @crownedinmarigolds

Current obsessions: My current writing project, The Carmichael Chronicles. Mine and my wife's OC content we create together. Warhammer 40k has wormed its way back into my life.

Last thing I googled: What a specific type of assassin is called in WH40k because, of course, I was thinking of OCs being transplanted into 40k. I was considering what Nyth would be.

I get so nervous about tagging people so whomst ever would like to share. Please do!

[rainbowskittle]

Tagged by: @speaknowbuckley , thank youu!

Last Song Listened To: do all my friends hate me? By McKenna Grace

Favorite Color: Forest Green or any shade of blue.

Currently Reading: Job searching. Other then haven’t wanted to read. Here there I’ll read fanfics at ‘bed time’. Aka when I should sleep but to clear my head from looking at jobs all day.

Currently Watching: Agatha All Along

Last Movie I Watched: Deadpool and Wolverine

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: Deepens on the day but currently sweet.

Relationship Status: Hahahhahahahah. Single.

Current Obsession: Not current but forever Supernatural, 9-1-1 tv show, cat memes, finding new music.. etc I’m blanking.

Tea or Coffee: Hahahah don’t like either but do like green tea aka matcha if have to pick a tea to drink. I love the smell of coffee but not fan of the flavor.

The Last Thing I Googled: Other than jobs like everyday so much so even had dream I was job hunting.. but uh other than that? Zodiac identity found? (After I watched the YouTuber ‘Kall Me Kris’ shared a Tik Toker says his grandfather was the Zodiac.)

Tag: @coldbrewqueer @haceleyes @making-the-most-0f-it @aribeexx @acetrainerjen @girlswithguns22magnum @daffi-990 @fyideanisbi @fuckinnproblems @re-bec-ca-ann @imadreamysoul @im-real-not-perfect-deal-with-it @indigeum / anyone who wants to / if tagged don’t have to if don’t want to.

[kidge-planet]

We keep going!

prompt 12: Who's the secret romantic?

Answer is simple: KEITH.

Pidge is pretty romantic too, but probably less than him!

I wont spoil other prompts or anything but let me tell you more about this!

Keith is probably the last one in the team that was expected to be romantic... But, well, when it comes to Katie, he wants to give her the world and to cherish her as much as he can... Basically, he needs to express his love for her.

I feel like it is mostly because during a long part of his life, he wasn't receiving any affection and less giving some. Now he can, and he loves this. ( He is so scared to lose her that he does as much as he can)

He likes to do special stuffs for her like: when she comes back home, he would ( if she is tired) give her a lil massage and bring her dinner while she finish her work.) And, as I said in a previous headcanon, when he was fully into space with the blade of marmora, he would send her gifts. Especially for valentine... ( And they weren't a couple yet...)

She obviously love that attention that he gives her and she returns it very well. She would be very cuddly with him, especially after work and make sure he feels ok. She knows that he had a complicated past and that he often feel worried about losing people that he cares about. She would reassure him a lot.

Keith obviously loves to take her on rides at night or to walk in the nature with her while she prefers a cuddly night in bed with a good movie... BUT! even if the would prefer things to be their ways, they would do whatever the other wants. As long as they're together... Besides, they both like night rides or cuddly nights, they just have preferences... And they also have their own way to express their love and to be romantic.

(also, Keith never organize public stuffs for them, he knows that she doesn't like it when there are too many people around or when they can't be intimate. She prefers cozy stuffs.)

I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THEN, I'LL SPOIL THE OTHER PROMPTS......BEJDBDJDBDEHDJHD-

I really could have made that one longer... SOOOO!!! IM DOING THE NEXT PROMPT TOO.

Prompt 22: Who's more likely to plan a romantic bath for two?

Hehe, both. But they do not do it often... They're busy people!!

They started to REALLY do it when after their wedding ( before, they would just shower together after a spicy night...)

Nahh, more romantic baths started later. Pidge suggested the idea. They were sat in the couch and she would mention it. They then ended up trying it.

It wasn't a fancy bath with candles and stuffs, they just had music and obviously, they played with the lather like kids ( making themselves beards out of it and stuffs...) Wasn't that romantic.

They then started to do it more often but these times, they would just relax together. Soft music and just enjoying, talking and relaxing.

When they had kids, they would do it less, they barely had time for that... So, it would happen when the kids are asleep or when the kids aren't home. Just them, relaxing together and sharing a sweet moment. ( Funfact, they had LEDs in their bathroom for that exact occasion. )

Alright, I hope you enjoyed these headcanons! Remember, you can still ask questions for the ship meme!! If you can't find the prompts, here is the list! <--------

We've already done the prompts 6, 12 and 22! ( prompts that have already been asked and that are being writed are 11, 1, 10 and 3! )

[koolkat9]

WIP Tag Game

Thanks for the tag @balladofthewhitehorse

Rules: Reveal the titles of the documents in your WIP folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!

I did this before so I'll put the ones I already posted under the cut because again, perhaps people asking about them will get me motivated to write.

I do have some new outlines to share because where I work we got slow periods where a lot of us will do something like word searches or in my case writing...so...

NEW OUTLINES

NedCan "Dancer" AU - It's actually a NedCan stripper AU (but I wrote this when I had free time at work so...I didn't want people being suspicious). It would be a long fic though and I only have the prologue/first chapter outlined.

CuCan Cottage - CuCan obviously

GerEng Hot Day - GerEng obviously

Art + Lud Stuffies - GerEng + stuffed animals

Everyone Boosting Lud's Spirits - Nations Free AU - An ensemble fic with some German Bros and GerEng.

Royal Red Bros - Mattie Playing in Mud - England + Canada

GerEng - Future - Nations Free AU - GerEng

GerEng Tongue Piercing - GerEng

GerEng Feeing Birds - GerEng

Matt Ficking of to the Woods -> Allie Finds him - Scotland + Canada

NedCan - Nude Painting - NedCan

Art Motorcycle - GerEng

FROM THE LAST POST

CURRENTLY BEING WRITTEN OUT

Arthur Meeting Lud’s Dogs - Obviously GerEng 

Count Your Blessings (Chapter 3) - England + Canada 

GerFruk Arthur Sick fic - GerFruk

Got a Secret Can You Keep it? - GerEng (nsfw)

Day 6 - Folklore || Pining - FACE Fam + Fruk (this was originally going to be something for Fruk week but I couldn’t get myself to finish it in time since it is very long, but I do plan on returning to it)

Cardverse Fic - GerEng is the main focus, but there will also be Itapan, probably some platonic Al and Art, platonic Arthur and Yao, Scotfra, and so much more. Don’t know when it will be posted since I want to finish one of my other multichapter fics before jumping onto another. 

German Bros - Germany + Prussia (originally planned as a Father’s Day fic but I ran out of time. Probably won’t get posted until Father’s Day 2024)

Untitled - EngUkr (I think this was supposed to be a birthday fic, but then I ran out of time and just haven’t finished it yet)

GerEng Hurt/Comfort Hospital - GerEng, England + America 

Pruk Spice - Pruk (nsfw)

 Subspace - GerEng (nsfw)

Top England x Bottom BFT - BFT x England (nsfw. Based on a prompt on the hetalia kink meme)

ONLY OUTLINE (Break because this is where it gets long)

FACE Fam Sick Fic - FACE Fam + Fruk

Omega Ludwig being taken care of at a meeting (inspired by a convo on my spicy blog)

Ludwig’s Birth + Gil’s Anxiety - little Germany + Prussia (and Germania, though it’s more like he’s there in spirit with him possibly actually being present)

Francis Caring for Matt’s Hair - France + Canada

GerEng + Peter Sick fic - Obviously GerEng + Peter

Fruk Death Fic - Fruk (I promise it’s only temporary Character Death)

Arthur and Kiku taking Matt to a convention - England + Japan + Canada

FACE Fam Matt is Injured in Hockey - FACE Fam + Fruk

CuCan Beach Prompt - CuCan

CuCan Winter Prompt - CuCan

GerEng laying in Bed all day because Arthur is depressed and mentally drained - GerEng + an appearance by Ludwig’s dogs possibly

Canmano First Meeting - Canmano + a little bit of Ameliet

Art + Matt WW1

Arthur Getting Merlin - England + the kitten I gave him named Merlin

GerEng exercise Buddies - GerEng

Fruk Kiss Prompt - Fruk

Royal Red Bros Storm - England + little Canada

Matt Comforting Arthur after a Nightmare - England + little Canada

Lud Picking up Arthur after he fell asleep in a weird position - GerEng

Ludwig Cleaning Arthur’s Wounds After a Bar Fight

NyoCanUkr smut - Nyo Canada x Ukraine (nsfw)

Pet Play GerEng - GerEng

EngUkr Spice - EngUkr

CanCu Omegaverse - CuCan (nsfw. Based on prompt from Hetalia Kink Meme)

GerEng Thunder Storm - GerEng + Aster (Lud’s dog)

Matthew + Fran and Fran’s Fear of Planes - France + Canada

GerEng Late Night - GerEng

I forgot the tag let's see...what other writers do I know...

@needcake @redds-art828 @averyblair and I can't think of anyone else. Anyone who wants to jump onto this. Go right ahead. Consider this your tag. (No pressure to anyone though)

[blizzardsuplex]

6, 15 and 21 for the WIP meme please :)

Just before I go to bed! ;) Strikethroughs for choices, and am talking about chapter 7 (which is not the spicy chapter, sorry :P )

6.) Does this chapter/fic have any twists that you’re proud of? Several, actually! My fave, though...two words: canon welding ;)

15.) In as vague of terms as possible (to avoid spoiling), how do you anticipate this chapter/fic to end?

Returns, reveals, cliffhanger (into stupidity into A Fun Family-Friendly Trip).

21.) Share 3 songs that would belong on a playlist for this chapter/fic.

Hmm...a tough one at 11 PM. Pertinent lyrics included (but not explanations because I need to keep some suspense)!

Maybe She by Still Woozy (the title song cause I'm lazy LOL) -> "Oh, you - you've got me so confused. Yes, well, I fucked up now; I can heat it up, but I'll never live it down." Little Death by the Beths -> "And your voice, it makes me weak; I'm wasted when you speak. You hit me hard as red wine, and you say my name..." Between Love and Hate by the Strokes -> "I never needed anybody; it won't change now. Am I wrong? Don't sing along with me - I said I was fine, it's just the second time we lost the war."

[aceghosts]

☾ ☠️ ♒️ for Rooney!

Thank you for these!!!

☾ - sleep headcanon

Rooney is a fairly light sleeper. They aren't bothered sharing the bed with someone, but they tend to wake up if someone else comes into their room or if they hear an unexpected noise. They tend to shoot up in bed, and start looking around for whatever disturbed their sleep.

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

Rooney is really good at controlling their anger. They prefer to solve most situations through words rather than violence. Only three people ever inspired a deep level of rage in Rooney: the Reapers (especially when they invade), The Illusive Man, and Gavin Archer. (I talked a little bit about that last one in this fic.)

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

Rooney isn’t a terrible cook; they just don’t have the chance to cook often. Most of their food is either takeout or something that comes from the ship’s commissary. Rooney's cooking skills are a little rusty, but they know how to make certain recipes well. (Although, you have to be careful eating some of their cooking. Rooney likes their food spicy, and they’ve been known to cook unreasonably spicy food.)

[Headcanon Meme]

[verreprincesse]

@audaxbellator dreamed: “ come kiss me. “

She didn't have to be told twice, she was more than happy to move into his arms and press her lips to his. A giggle escaped her as she wound her arms around him. "You ask as if I would say no." Their moments in bed were her favorite. From the time they went to bed to the time they woke up, it was just them two. No one else to bother them. "Can't we just stay here today?"

[your-sweet-cookies]

how about: 💝 a kiss on the inner thighs but you choose the muse? bonus points if you choose someone other than niragi and make it a little spicy!

(( OOC: Oh anon, I like this little challenge you are giving me and I shall accept it! :> You are in luck, because I happen to like Chishiya too, so for non-Niragi ships I like to ship Kukki with Chishi, canon characters wise. I haven't written any sexy scenarios yet for a Chishiya x Kukki drabble, so this should be the perfect occasion! Also, the Chishiya in this short story is like a generic Chishiya, so no specific Muse used for this lil one-shoot (unless any of them would like using this as a starter, in which case I won't oppose, but be ware, this is a loooong drabble!). It's just so happens that I borrowed the engagement idea from a joke I have with a friend for our crack ship, in case anyone wonders what's up with the weird marriage topic, it inspired me, so I went with that. So without further ado, I hope you will enjoy this! ;) Also, expect much fluff cause I am a very fluffy kind of writer.))

Obligatory kiss meme 2.0, saucy edition

💝 a kiss on the inner thighs - Ship used: Chishiya x Kukki (Chishiya being the one giving the kiss, while Kukki is the receiver)

(TW: The following contains slight NSFW content)

Engagement and marriage... Two things that for the most part hadn't crossed Kukki's mind in a long time, the only time being maybe once or twice during her very young childhood years. Just like any little girl, she dreamt of one day finding a Prince Charming of her own, whom will ask her the big question and make her his beautiful bride and princess, but other than that, she never thought about this topic at all. That was infantile day dreaming after all, an aspiration long gone once she grew up into her teenage years and then into her young adulthood, and she was still unable to find that 'someone' she once dreamt of. Plus, Kukki was yet to experience her first love and first intimate experiences, so marriage was definitely a foreign topic to her mind.

Yet somehow, strangely enough, she ended up finding both the long awaited 'Prince Charming' and true love she once fantasized about in the one man who also happened to end up becoming her fiancé through a series of weird, unexpected and rather stupid row of events. Even weirder than that, it all happened in a place like the Borderlands of all places! Yeah, destiny sure works in some odd ways sometimes...

Okay, maybe 'Prince Charming' wasn't the best way to describe Chishiya, since even if he was handsome enough to fit the bill, his personality was utter crap. Yet somehow, Kukki still managed to fall in love with him, even with that shitty personality of his; made him fall in love with her (although at first what he loved was only her freaking baking) and finally, she got the blonde to also agree to marrying her (again, the little rascal made it be all about her baking, but in the end, he did say "Yes" to the fateful question...). And now there she was, waiting in their now shared room, as an engaged couple, for Chishiya to be back from the executive meeting of the evening, while she sat patiently on their bed...

It still felt soo freaking odd calling the room and bed 'their' shared property, but since Chishiya agreed to the marriage deal, he had to also accept that now everything he had, as well as everything she owned, was going to become their shared assets and it was only normal for them to cohabitate in the same space. But the sharing part wasn't the thing that got Kukki all worked up. No! What made her heartbeats increase to newer speed limits and her face to become all flustered up was the idea of actually sharing intimate moments with Chishiya, uninterrupted and unbothered for the entire night.

So far, the damn tease kept everything PG-13 between them, the most he ever gave her being cuddles in terms of spending time together in his room and bed, while making out for a little bit. But now, given their new relationship status, Chishiya sure was going to want to do much more than just fall asleep on her, while she brushed his hair and sang him lullabies... And even if he wasn't thinking about it... She wanted it!

Well, Kukki wasn't opposed to the idea, considering that ever since she's gotten the hots for the cynical blonde genius of The Beach, she's had a few 'exciting' dreams of 'what if...?' scenarios involving herself, Chishiya, and the bedroom. But now that things got serious and they were finally going to try the 'real thing', she was a bit (actually extremely) nervous, since it was also going to be Kukki's first time ever.

Unlike her, Chishiya had his fair share of booty slapping, which happened to be quite a lot given his flirtatious behavior (how in God's name she'd even managed to convince him to settle down to only dating and wanting her was still a mystery for Kukki, but she wasn't going to complain about it), so the girl couldn't help but wonder what if he'll find her unexperienced self to be boring, unattractive and unappealing? What if he'll be soo disappointed in her performance in bed that he'll want to dump her then and there?!

But there was no room nor time for this kind of worries. Kukki had to keep her composure and calm and trust her guts, instincts and the knowledge on the matter she'd acquired from the romance novels she's read over the years. There was no point in worrying over pessimistic 'what ifs': she wanted Chishiya, Chishiya wanted her back, so Kukki was going to give her best and get what she wanted in return.

For the occasion, the young woman even went an extra mile, by finding some sexy lingerie, fake cat ears and a fake cat tail, in the hopes that maybe that'll turn him on real good and distract Chishiya from her awkwardness. Now all that was left was to wait for her hubby to come back and see where things took them...

Footsteps echoing down the hallway outside the room signaled that the meeting must've ended and judging by the particular familiar sound pattern of the steps, the one headed towards their room was none other than the person whom Kukki was eagerly waiting for. Three more minutes and the door finally opened, the handsome lean and confident figure of the Diamonds expert genius of The Beach now standing in the doorframe.

Chishiya wasn't expecting to find Kukki already nicely settled in the room, since he'd imagined the process of moving all her things between the two rooms would take a while. But as always, the silver-haired woman managed to exceed his expectations, and he wasn't going to complain about it, especially with the enticing sight sitting on the bed, that greeted him as soon as he entered the room. "I see you've already made yourself comfortable around here." The man hummed, as he closed the door behind himself, setting the inner lock in place before taking a few steps into the room.

"Welcome back from the meeting, Chishi! I am doing very well, thank you for thinking about my well being! I hope everything went okay and well on your end. If you are hungry, I've also made you some delicious shushi and cookies for dinner." Kukki smiled at him and pointed towards the table Chishiya was currently standing next to, two plates with the contents described resting in the middle of it.

"Eh, the meeting was fine... The usual bullshit, Niragi bickering with Hatter, Aguni standing passive in the background like a statue, Kuzuryu licking up Hatter's ass... I guess you can imagine." The blonde chuckled, waving his hand in dismissal at the memory of the meeting. He didn't really comment on the food, but even if he were to be hungry, he was more interested in the 'desert' waiting patiently on the bedsheets.

"But enough about that stupid meeting. I think we have better 'things' to talk about or even do than bother ourselves with Hatter's dumb shit, don't you think so, dear?" Chishiya's tone was suddenly much softer and a note deeper, huskier, as his gaze continued to move up and down Kukki's body, 'eating her up' with his eyes. If he hadn't thought so far that she was sexy, now he definitely considered Kukki one of the sexiest women he's ever seen, and himself a very lucky man to have her all for himself.

"Looks like you've got yourself all dolled up for me. I like that. I guess this whole ordeal with making you my wife doesn't sound soo bad all of a sudden...~" The blonde then smiled and his hand raised up to his hoodie's zipper in order to undo it, to take the material off of his body, action which made the silver-haired woman blush even more intensely now, and not only because of his words.

"Though, I will have to comment on the fact that I thought I've made it very clear that I am NOT a cat, my dear!" The man continued on with his rambling, a smirk replacing the soft smile from earlier as he pretended to be scolding her. "But I won't complain too much about that... You do look rather sexy with those ears and that tail on! Maybe e nice collar would work too, in order to complete the image!" This caused poor Kukki's face to become soo red that she could rival a tomato or strawberry. The young woman felt so shy that she could barely look him in the eyes anymore.

"Maybe we could add that the next time... Right now I don't have any collars available on hand, unfortunately..." Kukki finally managed to blurt out, her voice stuttering a little bit from her nervousness, rendering Chishiya to snort in amusement at her silly cuteness.

And finally, after that long waiting, he'd finally reached the bed, sitting down next to her. In the dim light of the nightstand lamp, the only light source in the entire bedroom, Chishiya's hair, face and body had a different glow and vibe to them, one she hasn't really seen before... He looked soo alluring, so hypnotizing, with the way his light blonde hair reflected in golden hues, how his darkened eyes glistened in the low light, his beautiful lips curled in that soft smirk that for once didn't seem that condescending, and the slight shadows contouring the fine lines of his upper torso and muscles... What a sight! Chishiya was a damn sexy man, and he knew it too!

By now Kukki was probably staring at him, wondering if this was real or just a figment of her imagination, reaction that made the blonde snort once again and lean in to grab her chin between his long slender fingers, forcing her to look him in the eye. "Judging by the lost look in your eyes, I assume you're probably wondering whether or not this is actually real, hmm?" His thumb brushed over Kukki's lower lip, making her shudder a little. "Well, then, allow me to prove it to you that I am as real as can be." The blonde finished whispering in her ear and shifted his attention fully onto her lips, which he captured into a soft light kiss, that he then deepened and slowly turned into a passionate one.

They've kissed many times before this, so the sensation and taste of Chishiya's lips wasn't something unknown to her, but this time around it felt somewhat different... Maybe it was her excitement or the heat starting to rush through her body in anticipation for what could follow next, but this one kiss felt so new and better than anything she'd ever experienced before... It was intoxicating!

Kukki closed her eyes and leant into the kiss, allowing herself to come closer to her lover, timidly resting one hand on his chest, to feel his warmth and beating heart, before pulling him closer by the neck with the other, to which Chishiya obliged like an obedient boy. In just a few moments they changed positions, both now laying down on the soft mattress, the blonde on top of her as they continued what had become a passionate French kiss.

Her body was filled with a new wave of electrifying shivers, heat and arousal at the sensation of the blonde's hands exploring the exposed skin of her body. Each and every piece of skin his fingers caressed felt as if his touch left a burning fire behind, making Kukki tremble and shudder in anticipation and desire, slight soft moans escaping the silver-haired's lips here and there, muffled by their heated kissing.

Oh how much she wanted him! How much she's waited for this moment and the fact that she could call him all hers, knowing fully well that he would not ever leave her side, filled Kukki's heart with so much more love for the man she was crazy about. She felt a sudden urge of telling and showing Chishiya how much she loved him, but the blonde seemed to be one step ahead of her, because as soon as they had to break their kiss for air, he pressed his forehead against hers, and said:

"I know that so far I've always made it be all about your cookies and how good they are, but I don't want you solely for your baking skills. I want you for who you are! For all of you!" He took a short pause before delivering the final line. "I love you Kukki!" His words were still breathless from the intense make out from earlier, yet they managed to reach Kukki's heart and pull at its strings in an instant, making her feel happier than she ever felt because she knew that he really meant it. "I love you too Shuntaro! And I really want you!" The last part was whispered seductively into his ear, resulting in an amused chuckle from the young man.

"Aren't you the sweetest, kitten?" Shuntaro propped himself up on his elbows, staring down at her. "Let me take another look at you! Because my word, you look absolutely ravishing in this lingerie!" He then purred, his smile turning into a smirk he then licked like a starved man who was finally getting a feast.

"Like what you see, my love? I picked it out especially for you... I wanted to please you in every way I could!~" Kukki smiled at him again, gently brushing his face with one hand.

Kukki really looked both adorable and sexy in that white laced lingerie, a subtle flowery pattern covering both the bra and panties, giving it an almost elegant look too. And the white fluffy frills... How could women's undergarments looks soo darn hot while also being so simple in their details? "You are darn lucky I am not like Niragi, otherwise I'd be tempted to rip this cute lingerie off of you this very instant! But, I am not a brute..." He snorted at his own comparison. "I might want you very much right now, but I still want to take my time and make sure that you feel good." Chishiya hummed softly and leant into her touch, kissing the palm of her hand.

"Also, you'll have to tell me the name of the store you picked this up from, because I might want to look what else they have in stock for our future... Activities. You look simply stunning!" When did he turn into a praising machine? He'd never known himself to have this kind of kink, but even so, he didn't really mind it that much, since his compliments seemed to have very positive effects on his partner. Maybe love really has the power to change someone...

Another kiss, down her forearm. "Mmm... That does sound nice of you and because I enjoyed your compliments so far, I'll tell you a little secret... I already took an entire stock worth of various models and types just for you, since I intend to make each and every night of ours unique..." Soo much sudden boldness on her part too. It was rather entertaining for the young man to listen to her and watch her every move and reaction, being very aware too that behind all her boldness, Kukki was really nervous. But it was okay, he was going to take good care of her.

"I don't doubt it and I can't wait to see them all... But for now, I want to really focus and take my time with this moment..." Chishiya finally reached her shoulder, planting a kiss there too, as he then moved to her neck. "I'm going to make sure that this will be absolutely perfect for you..." One kiss to her neck. "...Perfect for both of us..." Another one. "...And unforgettable." A third, followed by a bite, yielding the man a beautiful moan out of his partner's mouth.

So he knew? He was fully aware that she was still... Kukki was a bit surprised, but at the same time, it was to be expected that she couldn't hide anything from him. "Chishi..." The young woman whispered his name softly. "Hmmm? You want to know how I figured it out?" He snorted slightly and placed another row of kisses and bites on her soft skin, leaving a wet trail of hickeys on her neck.

"You reek of virginity, so it wasn't that difficult to figure it out, silly! But don't worry, just relax and leave it all to me, okay?" Chishiya's tone was surprisingly gentle and caring, and most importantly, very understanding, which reassured her. She could finally allow herself to relax and entrust things to him, for Chishiya seemed to know what he was doing and he wanted to make everything worth it for her.

"A-Alright, I will leave it all to you, because I trust you and I love you with everything I have, Shuntaro!" Kukki's words were soo sincere and filled with love for him, that she could barely contain her happiness. Chishiya smiled at her and gave her another peck on the lips, before taking her by surprise, switching his attention to her lower region, getting between her legs.

"And I will also make sure that you'll feel the greatest pleasure that you've ever felt in your whole life! Since you're now my wifey, that gives me more the reason to want to drive you crazy with pleasure!" The blonde smirked seeing her confusion and embarrassment and went on to place a kiss on her inner thigh. "I'll make you feel soo good that everyone in this goddamn place will know that you are mine and mine alone!" Another row of kisses followed. "I can't wait to hear you scream my name... It makes me hard as fuck just thinking about it!"

Yup, Chishiya knew exactly how to play his game and what to do to arouse her, and that was a good thing, because one of the main objectives was to get her very aroused and hot for him.

[more-than-a-princess]

@quickdeaths asked: 14 and/or 15 depending on what you've already received!

Spicy HC meme - Accepting!

(I've only received question 13 from this meme, and now 14 and 15! Thank you for sending them in :D)

14. are there any non-sexual actions that turn my muse on?  ( ie. watching someone perform manual labor ) 

Manual labor is a good answer for this! Though physical fitness/combat training is probably high up there. Especially if said muse is hired to protect Sonia/in a bodyguard role. This is one of those 'I feel guilty for lusting after someone in my employ and repeating family mistakes' moments for her. Especially if minimal clothing is involved. Of course, this also proves an excellent distraction from stressful royal duties, while giving Sonia something else to feel, ahem, frustrated about.

But otherwise:

Doing something adrenaline-pumping/adventurous. Are Sonia and someone she likes going on a roller coaster? Exploring some sort of dilapidated haunted place they have no business being in? Getting involved in an illegal plot or heist that she shouldn't be caught doing? Ditching her royal duties for the day/week/etc? Mark Sonia down for being slightly scared (in a good way) and very horny.

Cooking, and generally being domestic. Is your muse cooking a meal for Sonia? Preferably somewhere where they can be alone and there's an available surface for sex (this woman isn't confined, and prefers not to be confined, to using only a bed or sofa for such acts)? Your muse has already started taking care of her by feeding her. Why not continue such caring acts...physically?

Watching someone engage in her hobbies. Especially if they share the hobby.

Banter. Banter with muses who can keep up with her, especially in her adult years. She's far more naïve and sheltered as a teenager, but gains a bit of cynicism and wit as she grows up.

Playfully teasing/mocking her. See below for a more overtly sexual example, but yeah. This.

Less overtly horny, but worth mentioning: being kind/friendly/giving with children, animals, and others in need. Not that those immediately mean 'I'm ready to fuck' for Sonia, but it does help her consider the fact that 'oh, this person has a tender side and, even if they have a cold and prickly exterior, are good where it counts. I wonder if they'd treat me just as tenderly?' She's much more apt to feeling comfortable being exposed, physically or emotionally, around a partner if she sees the good in them. And helping others is an excellent way for Sonia to understand that.

15. how comfortable is my muse when it comes to talking about sex with their partner, such as discussing kinks and experiences? 

If Sonia has just gotten into a committed relationship, kinks and sexual experiences are probably not the first thing she'll bring up in conversation. But she does enjoy sex with those she loves and trusts (she's not a one night stand sort of person, and Sonia would be pretty unhappy in a sexless relationship. She has needs), and if they're going to be sexually active, she will want to know what they like and what they don't. Whether that unfurls as pillow talk or in the heat of the moment to heighten arousal, that depends on the muse and thread.

But she would be upfront with the amount of sexual partners she's had and things she absolutely doesn't like or wouldn't want to try. And she'd encourage her partners to communicate with her with similar interests and needs.

Just try not to bring up sex in public where anyone and everyone can hear, or filming/recording her. Sonia will shut down pretty quickly at that point: she is very sensitive about being seen as a disgrace to her family and/or the crown. The idea of someone leaking nudes or a sex tape? That's horrifying to her. That would probably be worse than bad and/or unintentionally painful sex (yet not as bad as cheating) for her.

However...teasing her privately/quietly/the most seductive whisper your muse can manage while she's trying to get through a meeting, or official event, or time spent with her family/friends/in classes?

She will want to finish up those obligations as soon as possible for some private time. Extended private time. She'll make sure her assistant clears her schedule.

[tarnishedxknight]

it's been so long since someone held me.

(( @disillusionedjudge for Caelen! Also from a meme I reblogged lol, and this can go spicy or not depending since I know you mentioned he was wondering if he should get involved dsfghjfsd - and honestly, I always want things with them because they're adorable <3))

@disillusionedjudge

Gylfie had to know she couldn't say something like that to him and have him not immediately oblige her, didn't she? With a warm smile, Caelen closed the distance between them, reached out, and gently tugged Gylfie to him, wrapping his arms around her. Their bodies pressed together, his hands slowly rubbed at her back, and his forehead found hers as his smile grew. "Not anymore," he whispered to her, his voice gaining that rich, low quality it always did when she was making him all hot and bothered in the best of ways. He couldn't help but nuzzle her, his lips finding hers.

Oh, how she stirred him. He had to say something about it, for he needed to know if he should be pursuing this further, or closing off that part of him. He would do it for her if he had to, he knew, for being with her was worth it in his eyes, and really, he'd already agreed beyond the shadow of any doubt to forego having children at her request. It was just a matter of clarifying where they stood, so that he could settle on what was comfortable for her.

"Gylfie..." he whispered, swaying with her a little as he held her. "Would you ever consider... sharing a bed with me?" Regardless of her answer, he wouldn't hold it against her. He just might need an occasional cold shower from time to time if the answer was no, but that was perfectly doable.

[selunaris]

spicy meme

@bloodtwin asked: [ REVERENT ]  one or both muses have been pining for a while,  sender body worships receiver by kissing all over their body and giving them oral. 

As more and more of Luna's skin was revealed to Puck, he was quick to place a kiss there. Starting from her lips, he had trailed down her neck and to her collarbone where he had gently nipped at her skin, leaving small red marks that would surely darken with time. Her shirt discarded, his attention turned to her breasts, kissing and nipping and squeezing at them before trailing down further to her waistline. Eyes on her as he pulled at her pants, she helped him shimmy her out of them, leaving her in just her panties that he quickly discarded. Bare before him, Luna blushed a deep red, her hands resting upon her cheeks as she watched Puck settle between her legs.

Several kisses and soft bites were made to her inner thighs, trailing further up until Puck reached between them, glancing up at her once more. They shared a smile and Luna reached down to stroke her fingers through his hair, guiding him closer to where she wanted him most. Legs parted further for him and Luna let out a soft little whine in the anticipation of it all, wanting Puck to stop messing with her already.

When she did feel his mouth upon her, she tipped her head back into her pillow and tightened her hold on his hair, whining softly. Lips sucked softly at her clit, then his warm tongue tasted her, slipping between her folds and teasing her core. Soft moans left her lips and her hips lifted slightly off the bed to meet his mouth, to encourage him further.

[writermuses]

📸🌶️(I want one of each for the below choices)

Cole & Triz

Elie & War

Katie & Nate

War & Taney

From this ask meme

Oh boy, this one is going to be longer, so I'll put them under the cut. Have the fun (at least for me) explanation thought: Triz's lockscreen would be where they see their first picture of Cole and if she shows them a second it's going to be the wallpaper which is him asleep with the twins on the couch during a movie night. As for the ones she's not sharing, girlie has a few post sessy time selfies with him. | I think it would take a lot to get him to ever call her his girlfriend, let alone for him to gush about her, but he would share the tattoo. As for the spice. These two probably text nudes more than most and so the 'I'm not sharing this" pile includes a lot of lingerie shots (obvs with more tattoos) | Nate has so many pictures of his boothang but casually refrains from sharing the little kid ones and shares happy Kate at the cottage. Spicy ones 😥 definitely exist because of their travel times apart and you know he's sending her things to put on and send pics in.... but I think his favorites are the ones where she's laying around in bed laughing/smiling and exhausted | Agh, the hellions. I mentioned it to Grimm, but Taney's got a LOT of hoe shit on her phone and yet she'll just chuck it at whomever wants to see a picture of her partner so the first is the hellscape they have to get through to see a picture of him, followed by the actual fave picture she's all 'oh there he is!' lulz she's the worst and proud of it

Beatriz & Cole

War & Emmélie

Nathaniel & Katelyn

Taney & Warren