#spicest

[merwynpersonalhub]

he has a high spice tolerance yall

[sunbratz]

and if ive cried for 16 hours straight over silly pixel characters 🙃 well then who is really to say. what i will say. is that i hate it here

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

I fucking love Chaggie man

[anytimebitchess]

Idk if my spice tolerance is abnormally high, or the falafel/kebab shop has inaccurate spice rating.

[milesmoerales]

I need more sakataka priest au!!! I need to watch they do fucked up things together!!!

[sunhighriptide]

My Headcanons for the Spice Tolerance of various members and associates of the batfamily.

DICK: He isn't a wimp, but also not a spicy fan. Give him sweet any day. He'll eat the hot sauce from your local mexican restaurant but will avoid spicy challenges at all costs. Has been burned by Jason's food more than once. Does have a liking for sour candy.

BARBARA: Not terrible, but very much not her thing. She likes sour and occasionally bitter. She will not eat your hot sauce. Handles it much better than some, but would rather not purposefully eat pain, thank you very much.

JASON: Spice King. There is almost no food he will not try. Had a high spicy tolerance before he died, after the pit and his world travels, nothing phases him. He loves Alfred's cooking, and it will always be his comfort food, but his palette is way more adventurous. He will only tone his cooking down for Alfred and Barabara. If anyone else wants to eat his food, they can shut up and deal. He doesn't have to feed them.

I don't really have an opinion on Helena. Probably similar to Dick's.

TIM: The biggest wimp to ever wimp. His taste buds are mostly destroyed, so if you feed him spicy food, he won't notice for the first five minutes. Until he realizes his mouth is on fire and is finally distracted from whatever he is working on. The burning will linger for the rest of the day, and he won't talk to the person responsible for a week. He used to gulp water until Steph told him that makes it worse, and he should use milk instead. He figured coffee has enough milk content. Both Damian and Jason have used this against him.

STEPHANIE: Suprisingly impressive. She can nearly match Damian, and no one but Cass can tell she's dying inside towards the end of the hot sauce challenge. She once attempted to eat Jason's spiciest dish while looking him dead on before bailing to the bathroom about six seconds in. Jason never told her it wasn't quite the spicest dish he makes.

CASSANDRA: She doesn't like spicy food and is fully okay with that. Sure, she can tolerate it, but as Barbara said, why would she willingly eat pain? Jason doesn't mind because it is Cass, and she's really chill about it. He'll give her the mild version he makes for Alfred and Babs.

DAMIAN: Obviously, he can handle spicy food, how dare you insult his constitution, plebian. Nothing in the U.S. is going to trip him up, especially nothing in New Jersey, but there are spices he would rather not suffer through, though he will never admit to such a weakness.

KATE: Enjoys spicy food, but European level spicy. She can handle anything found in Italy, no problem, but Indian becomes a problem.

ALFRED: He is English. No, he doesn't like spicy food. He will never like spicy food. This is okay, we still love him.

BRUCE: It is a very good thing he has a nearly perfect poker face because Talia would never have married such a wimp. Feed the white boys (Tim and Bruce), a pepper, and watch Ra's al ghul loose all interest. That's my solution. Cannot handle the slightest spice. The grocery store mild salsa is a danger to him. Will lie to your face about it. Lives in fear of his family discovering this weakness.

[sinful-lanterns]

Rather than Cabernet sending vids or pics it's reader that sends them. Cabernet can't do that because she's too busy eating out so reader have to help her in this regard or else everyone would think she doesn't have game. Just spicest material of Cabernet just devouring pussy while her monster of a cock is heavily hanging between her legs. Let it be said that she has spoiled cunnilingus that reader can only cum on her tounge, the other sinners just don't do it right. Cock, fingers or thigh is alright but tounge? Only she can do it.

Not Reader recording videos on Cabernet’s behalf 😭

I can just imagine you moaning in pure pleasure while the camera is shaky in your hands. Cabernet’s feral, slurping sounds not subtle for the viewers to hear as she’s too busy devouring your pussy to look at the camera rn…

The camera-work is not the best, but damn can all the PTN women get a closeup of Cabernet’s face being covered in your juices. Her tongue, her lips, her hands are just holding you down against the bed, her monster of a cock just hanging from between her legs unattended, yet somehow cumming from just eating you out alone?? She wasn’t even jerking herself off and yet— she was orgasming to the taste of you…

Erotic eating sounds aside, you bet the PTN women in the group chat are mesmerized. Cabernet’s pussy game is on another level 🥵

[t34-mt]

What spices do kyhuines and maanuls like, and which one would be the most profitable one to trade (Aka the most popular/Most expensive one)? Can i exploit kyhuines and maanuls financially, pleaaaaaasee

Apart from salt because they need it on a biological level just like we do. They like the ones that make their tongues tingle, the spicest shit ever you'll ever experience because it's the thing they can feel the most, and they like adding it to their meals for an extra kick. Their taste buds are numbed down because they just have less than we do, part of their tongues hosts keratin spikes.

And no, you can't exploits them financially because they don't work with money, the world will work through bartering, giving an object in exchange or a service. When primitive money systems are present in some communities its just trinket objects they can exchange for small goods. They're stubborn, you can do whatever you want they won't see the utility in money system because they're not getting anything valuable to their eyes in exchange.

I guess you can do that in places like kaar'kchir (and it's sister cities) who do work under a very messy money system, which I rather tear my hair off than bother trying to commerce and exploit them. I dont even think it would be worth the hassle since youd only be able to use your hoarded money there.

Plus the money system there changes via ring districts, the furthest from the center of the ring the more chances people don't even use money system anymore. because they'll probably work like the average colony where they're self sufficient. It's just that they're in what's considered as "kaar'kchir territories" and are considered as kaar'kchir citizen. even if they may work vastly differently than someone from the center, and even if they don't want to be categorized as such to begin with.

[sp1cybuns]

how spicy are your buns?

The absolute spicest 😻

[bearlydruid]

When did you first start writing?

What was the first muse that you’ve written?

Is there any fandom you regret exploring?

You *always* pick the most interesting questions and I love it. thanks for prowling in my memes and inbox!!

When did you first start writing?

I was in middle school, I wanna say 7th grade? so around 11-12ish. It was pen and paper in class passing them back and forth. We'd take a pen and scribble over any 'naughty words' and the spicest we ever got was like 'they snuck off for 30 minutes, coming back looking disheveled and sweaty.' We were rebels.

What was the first muse that you’ve written?

Basically a bunch of Sailor Moon characters including an OC that I sort of adopted into my persona? I named her Sonia, and I have used that as my online pseudonym ever since. It's been so long I'm actually going to use it as my legal name whenever I get off my lazy bum and file for a name change!

Is there any fandom you regret exploring?

Not really! I'm fairly lucky that my experiences in the Marvel Fandom and then here have been positive ones. I also am like. oblivious so unless someone was in my DM's / Inbox being a loser I tend to avoid drama. I am aware of the toxicity that exists in *all* fandoms I feel but my personal experience has been pretty good overall!

[nightmarebunnyking]

Art collaboration ✨️ 💖 ♥️ a discord, and I made up our own lmk episode named "Restaurant Rabble,"

Redson "Noodle boy,I WILL CRUSH YOU'RE NOODLE SHOP!"

Redson "i will bring ruin upon you.....by creating an opposing restuarant that will steal all your customers MWAHAHA im so eviiiil"

Mk "Oh yeah,well my Noodle shop,and me the monkey kid,will defeat you!"

Redson, "I've created a dish that beats your Peasantry noodles"

Plot

chaos ensues as red son uses his robots to mass produce medium quality food, and to compete you have MK use clones to also make more noodles but he loses control over the clones at some point and things get crazy

Just when redson thought he won, mk get his clones to work together and make the best noodles in existence

At some point, MK spills soup on the robots, and they go haywire and destroy redson's restaurant. "Darn, you MK and your soupy tricks, i'll get you next time!"

Anyone can add to this but give credit to me

I can see Pigsy making the perfect spicest and hottest noodles that DBK and Red Son would love (and fail to recreate)

Like after all of that,they eat other food and mk dies food the spicy food

Credit to my friend on discord @breadnabreadd

[ask-cinnavanillamelody]

Stella: Happy Hearth’s Warming! I, uh… I have no ideas for gifts. That’s always hard for me. Cinna, got any ideas for anybody? This includes yourself.

Cinna: Gift Ideas huh? Well, I have some for my partners and family, but you gotta promise not to tell!

I get corvyn a new scarf every year, so I plan to go with that.

For Chilli, I'm getting him a recipe for the spicest dish in Equestria so he can make it for himself! He's always wanted it

Kaz is hard to really shop for, but I plan on getting him a new gold fang, his other one has started to dull, and this one is gonna ne enchanted to never dull!

For Lucious, I wanna get him something really special, so I'm making him something!

Dad used to have an apron he liked to wear. But we had to leave it behind on the run, so I got him a new one.

Mom's getting one of her favorite flowers that used to grow around her old hive.

I'm giving Sadie a box of buttons I've collected all year.

Beth is getting a new ribbon.

And I haven't gotten anything for Mr. Kodi's Family yet, still planning. 🧋

[skyistheground]

YOU CORE THE BELL PEPPER CUS THE SEEDS ARE THE SPICEST PART. RIGHT? RIGHT????

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

Harmony learned how to make potions from different wizards just to make them perfumes, you just gotta put a spray cap on a bottle and bam ‼️‼️‼️‼️ perfume

She doesn't have a favorite, it depends on what she wants, fire breath is the most spicest, while growth or shrinkage is her least favorite for obvious reasons

[cloudcountry]

Lol thank you for also making me want to get into Ikevil

Literally one reblog and all this chatting between you and Koko is making me. 👀

IKEVIL SEEMS SO COOL like yea its the spicest game yet and thats gonna make me want to scream BUT LIKE. THE PLOT AND THE TRAGEDY IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD

[gobinmodeon]

Day three : spicy

Not the spicest meal but still super good with horseradish.