#spice the hell out of it

[rosemarytrash]

Danny, I can't believe how much talent a single person can contain within himself! Is there anything that seems impossible for you? Diving? Welding? Cooking maybe?

real talk for a minute here i swim and i'm a subpar swimmer but that's not really the point cuz sometimes while drawing i got on deep heavy uncontrollable binges of that "CAVE DIVING GONE WRONG!!!" content. you know like three hour videos of compilations of the various ways in which people found themselves in desperate trouble bcuz they decided to dive into a cave and either ran out of air, a cave in happened, or their lines got mixed up and they couldn't find their way out. truly horrific stuff. sounds terrifying. I WANT TO GO SPELUNKING SOOO BAD. i want to be that guy. not the guy who dies obviously but like i want to go swim thru a cave. i fucking love caves. they're so neat man. and like caving while swimming?? my favorite non-drawing activity?? uh yeah please thank you. c'mon.

as for the cooking comment i think i'm a pretty tip-top cook. like it's edible and it's seasoned and well it's fairly yummy. my fiancee and i have different palettes though and whereas they're the kind of person who needs something new pretty frequently, i could eat the same meal every day forever. so it makes cooking *for the house* hard. however if you're looking for a really cheap, affordable, DELICIOUS recipe, might i recommend canned tuna, some ramen noodles, and some frozen broccoli and cauliflower. cook the tuna in a pan while your noodles and veggies boil, toss it altogether, and season it however you please. i use a combo of garlic, onion, and curry powder, not to mention black pepper. also add a dash of paprika and if you're the spicy type, chili powder. also a tiny bit of chicken broth if you have it. MWAH. beautiful. but okay you read that and tell me if i'm a cook or not lmao

anyway realistically not that talented idk where this insane ask came from but thank you!!!

[allimili]

"This will be fun.."

[cakepoppresent]

Lance Crews Bedroom

[musclesandhammering]

Still waiting on someone to explain why Wanda is “The Harbinger of Chaos”, the “Chaos Queen”, and her magic is called “Chaos Magic” when she literally has nothing to do with chaos. Like.. nothing. No symbolism, no philosophical connection, no plotline. Literally nothing lmao. Could’ve just called her the queen of sunsets or some shit, it would’ve made as much sense 😒.

[aro-in-danyl]

RadioRulers Prompt

Lilith x Alastor x Lucifer

Most humans buy a Ferrari or go on a vacation when they enter a mid-life crisis.

Lilith is no longer human and very immortal but she doesn't know how else to label her impulsive decision to befriend the recently deceased feral deer tearing though Pride like tissue paper.

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Lilith was tired.

Eternity takes a toll. And after countless years singing like a caged bird and keeping spirits high, she had begun to loose her passion. There was only so long she could look past the hopelessness of her surroundings.

And then the Radio Demon arrived.

He wasn't particularly special all things considered. If she wasn't in such a dire mood, if Lucifer wouldn't stop closing himself off from her, if Charlie wasn't going through puberty and making it everyone's problem-

Well, she probably wouldn't have even noticed him.

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Lilith becomes not quite friends with Alastor and his passion and love for hell reignites her own. Over the decades she finds that she cares for this idiotic sinner more than she ever would have expected.

Her love for Lucifer had been quick and all-consuming. Her love for her daughter had been just as instantaneous. She didn't know how to deal with love that crept up on her like a weed and took decades to bloom.

...Maybe she should take that vacation after all.

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Prequel to Canon with Lilith and Canon to Season 1 for Lucifer.

Somehow these two jaded biblical lovers come to love this crazy sinner at very different points in time. And he somehow manages to help them become closer to each other and re-learn to love the humanity that had initially doomed them. Here's to hoping the consequences of bringing him into the relationship isn't as damning as theirs was.

[hoofpeet]

Noticeable increase in wild zoruas in the Nimbasa area; Ingo and Emmet assume Spice is fucking around when in reality . Spice is surprisingly focused on work and Sugar is getting bitches all over town

[gaemms-chamois]

squish

[gayabeilles]

me giving cooking advice: always go by the recipe the first time you make something so you have a control. you can always change things next time but it’s important to have a baseline.

me trying a new recipe: so I’m actually gonna put four five cloves of garlic, add a serrano pepper (they don’t even call for anything Spicy?????), and I’ve got this shallot that’ll go bad soon so I’ll throw that in too, plus there’s those scapes from last weekend I should try to use up,

[lych33dragoncookie]

((Long ask/ramble incoming)) Hallo :> I absolutely adore your analysis on the ending of GC/BS’s update !!! I do agree it’d overall be a better ending if Burning Spice did have his Soul Jam taken away, but… I can kinda understand why they didn’t do that?

The obvious “ooo final showdown Ancients vs Beasts!!!1!1!!1!1” thing that Devsisters probs wants to do aside, why would a character like Golden Cheese want the Light of Destruction? GC would want nothing to do with that power, in my mind. It’s the opposite of what she wants, and she wouldn’t want the Light of Change either- she’s fine with her kingdom as it is, ever growing. Yes, she could take it to safeguard it, but she hardly has any cookies awakened from their soulcheeses right now. Just Smoked Cheese. She’d have to keep it with herself. IIRC she’s also going to go see White Lily at the end of the story, and she knows that there are other Beasts out there looking for their Soul Jams, and GC doesn���t know much about the other Beasts. What if one of them took the Light of Destruction from her? Who knows whether it’d work or not, but it’s still a risk. Though, it is a lesser one than leaving it with its original owner, I will admit.

Gah, it still sucks that they didn’t do something like that though. Maybe with Golden Cheese’s new power, she could’ve awakened Burnt Cheese and Mozzarella to help guard the Light of Destruction while she goes and does… whatever she’s going to do with White Lily? I’m not even sure how she’d find the Faerie Kingdom, if that’s what she’s gonna do. Isn’t it hidden from outsiders?

Also, yeah the way they treated Nutmeg was horrid tbh. They didn’t even show her doubting her ideals at all. She’s still stuck in her ways, even after Smoked Cheese gives her that whole speech. And she’s proven right! What kind of character development is that?! It’s both boring and disappointing. Devsisters almost did it… they almost made a good story… but no. It’s sad, honestly. I loved the update until the ending- I’m not good at spotting flaws in a story on first watch but even I felt something went wrong. Now it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Oh yeah, obviously when I say she should have taken his soul jam I don't mean it so much in the same way the Beasts do it; take it, and make sure it never sees the light of day again. No attempt to absorb it whatsoever. Honestly, it's not like she doesn't have a place to keep it, and she does still have the cheesebirds to either make some sort of chamber or other containment area for it, alongside whatever other vaults her kingdom still has, and honestly depending on how much stronger her light of abundance is now, she could potentially keep one of her 3 besties (or multiple) alive long enough that she's able to take care of the stuff she needs to do while not risking the soul jam being taken obv she'd want nothing to do with the power itself, big duh there, but at the end of the day if she never uses it and makes sure it's tightly secured, it's just... kind of another treasure, yknow? hell, it could even be able to serve as a trophy of sorts if she's into that kinda thing

but like yeah she does have the infrastructure and the help and the means to keep it hidden and make sure it never falls into the wrong hands ever again, and considering she's a hoarder as is it wouldn't exactly be out of character for her, i'd say

honestly yeah tho. even if ur not in camp "JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SOUL JAM" like i am it's kind of undeniable how underwhelming this entire ending was on multiple ends. maybe someday if i'm feeling GC/BS strong enough i might make a combination fanfix/ship/redemption fic of some sort, though knowing me i'll probably end up making it 10k words like the WL/DE one and frankly that's an undertaking and a half lol

[thegreatyin]

honestly looking back at all the irem futures. the funniest takeaway from all of them is that fires is 2000% doomed by the narrative. no matter what, This Specific Evil Capitalist Bat, out of All The Other Evil Capitalist Bats, is apparently The Most Dead Guy Coded member of the bazaar's fucked up goofy horrible workplace sitcom. how does (will?) this even happen

[fromtheseventhhell]

Honestly, If we're talking about female characters who receive misogynistic hate then Lyanna needs to be high up on the list. She gets so much hate for a) her proximity to a male character (Rhaegar) b) the pure fanon that people have invented surrounding her and c) resentment that she's such an important part of the story. And the thing is, for as relevant as she is, we simply do not know enough about her character to justify the hate that she receives. A lot of it is just people inventing reasons to dislike her. I also find it funny that a lot of people who dislike her are Rhaegar antis who characterize their relationship as forced and non-consensual, but then they'll still find reasons to hate her for it. She's supposedly bratty and immature, but also somehow intentionally seductive and evil for "stealing" Rhaegar and hurting Elia 🙄. I wish people would learn to separate canon from fanon when it came to discussing these characters.

[themosthatedbeingg]

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Ok I’m in love with this restaurant… omg it’s amazing food is amazing ! More pics undercut

[giliath]

I finally FINALLY started writing freaky shit. You may all unfollow me now 🤍

[july-19th-club]

riverdale always makes me fixate on how hopelessly pretty madeleine petsch is but how cheryl's lipstick is always slightly overlined which is not a hot look to me and so im always like. wash her face let me se the freckles. let me see her!!!

[hifi-cat]

heeeeyy guys. Can I ask why god emperor of dune is written like my immortal

[whentherewerebicycles]

nina and the witch hunter is obviously the best ship in this show let’s gooooooo