#sparkly distraction

[glittergroovy]

[columboscreens]

columbo - forgotten lady

[xxplastic-cubexx]

bro the feminine wiles aren’t even a joke like. im with that anon who thought hellfire gala charles was a woman when they first saw him bc same, that design is insaaaane (/pos). how could u not think that when u see it lmfao. idk whose choice it was to give him a corset but the hourglass figure + female coded jawline combo do not lie. i saw it on pinterest and i was like ohhh don’t lie to me i know an anime girl when i see one- WAIT PROFESSOR X????

and that’s not even to mention movieverse charles ofc. we’ve all seen james mcavoy and his big sparkly kawaii anime eyes, i shouldn’t have to say it. charles xavier is never beating the allegations, i fear

gonna need this ask hung in the louvre i fear

[subbanator]

post rangers v panthers game 5 ... 30.05.2024

[florallylly]

steve harrington kissing booth but when eddie munson gives him a dollar he just bites steve's cheek

[chronicallydragons]

did you know you can just put edible luster dust in pretty much any drink? And then just magical fantasy portal your way to hydration? I just had sparkly gatorade. it looked like a healing potion. essence of unicorn horn and pixie dust and HYDRATION

[sparklyslug]

Don’t be fooled by her tattoos and Fall Out Boy concert t, local grandpa is listening to her Bruce Springsteen Faves playlist and watching Columbo at the gym

[mxlooker]

oh yeah i forgot to tell y'all i got sparkly boots with, uh, the highest heels i've worn in y e a r s. a whole 4 inch heel !!!! they're surprisingly comfortable ANDDD they were on sale :3

[creekfiend]

hewwo! I was going through your disco elisco tag and wondered - what is it about miss oranje disco dancer that you love so much?

what's not to love idk she's a mess. hot mess rep

[steakout-05]

i was looking at old plushies on ebay and i found this Douglas horse bag plush and you gotta look at the gif i made out of the listing pictures man its absolutely hysterical

horses ROTAT E. rotato faster horsy.

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VELOCIPY!!! S HES GOIN WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowspirez]

You’re cooler than like. A whole jar of rocks.

gasppp!!

you're cooler than liiike, a really pretty glittering gemstone 💎✨️

[thelastspeecher]

which rock word has the best artistic pizzazz? I’m a fan of “striation” personally, which I don’t even think is technically a rock word, but the hell do I know

Anyway, actual rock question: how come some rocks by the ocean are like, weirdly porous? they’re just like, 98% hole and 2% rock (I think I’m talking about volcanic porous rock, specifically)

(bonus question, because it’s a Friday: what is your favorite geologist pun?)

"Striation" is a rock-related word! Striations refer to these stripey things present in plagioclase, a kind of feldspar! They're very useful for distinguishing plagioclase from orthoclase, a different kind of feldspar that lacks striations but sometimes has exsolution lamellae (wiggly worm-looking things). The picture below is a close-up of the striations.

In terms of pizzazz-y rock-related words...well I guess "exsolution lamellae" is pretty good. But there's another word that comes to mind, and it's one that my roommate pointed out is Quite Excellent back when we were in college and they were helping me study for geology exams.

Graywacke!

Pronounced "gray-wacky", it refers to a specific kind of sandstone. Here's a picture of a graywacke. It might look just sort of like a rock, but that doesn't make it less pizzazz.

(And for shiggles, here's a picture of some exsolution lamellae in some orthoclase.)

As for your question about porous rocks by the ocean, I have an answer!

You are correct that those particular rocks are volcanic. Multiple kinds of extrusive igneous rocks (rocks that form from lava cooling on the Earth's surface) can have those pores in them, but there are two particular kinds of rocks that always have that texture: pumice and scoria.

We refer to that porous texture as a vesicular texture; the pores and gaps in the rock are vesicles. Extrusive igneous rocks develop a vesicular texture when they cool so quickly that gas bubbles trapped inside the lava cannot escape before the rock fully cools. Pumice and scoria in fact cool so quickly that the lava doesn't even have time to form crystals! That's also the case for obsidian, aka volcanic glass, though obsidian doesn't have that vesicular texture to it.

Fun fact: Pumice is so vesicular, so full of these trapped gas bubbles, that it will float in water! Scoria, though also vesicular, is denser and thus will not float.

Here's a picture of some pumice for you.

And here's some scoria.

Now, my favorite geology pun...

Honestly, I'm very fond of using "schist" (a very sparkly metamorphic rock) instead of "shit". Though that's definitely at least in part due to the fact I didn't swear until halfway through college lmao. I had to get creative with my euphemistic swears.

(And here's some schist for you to admire. I specifically pulled up garnet schist, you're welcome.)

[satelliteddt]

seth rollins is just sooooo kitty coded

[buff-electra-truther]

My favorite genre of tour pics are *adorable Mykalectra front and center* *Joule’s increasingly scrunkly leg a little bit to the left*

[six-of-ravens]

okay not to be overdramatic but i am seriously deleting my social media apps until I finish The Two Towers. TOO MUCH DISTRACTION!

[soleilapproves]

Boxer!Sukuna who makes you kiss his gloves before his match for good luck.

Masterlist

-•-

His team had left the locker room and it was just the two of you now. You were sitting on a bench while he organized his bag. “I didn’t know you got so many freebies from your sponsorships.” In your hand, was a brand new boxing shoe that he received from UnderArmor for a sports shoot campaign.

“Eh, they’re not really what I need in the actual matches but I use them during training cause I don’t wanna waste ‘em.” He mumbled. He seemed to be more on edge than usual. During his last match, he lost by a landslide, having a sour taste in his mouth from the experience. He blamed you because you weren’t there to kiss his glove prior to the match.

You turn to look at him staring down at his gloves.

“Sukuna.”

“Yeah?” He turned to look at you. No smiles, just a deadpan expression. You walked towards him and held his face in your hands. You could tell he was nervous about the fight even though he had won so many before.

“Honey, what’s on your mind?” Your voice was sincere and comforting for him. “What if I’m in a slump? My last match was so bad. I’ve never lost like that. What if I’m on a losing streak now?”

You get on your tippy toes and kiss his cheek. “Sukuna, you’ve worked hard have you not?” He nods. “And you feel like you’ve trained well this time.” He nods again. “Then why are you so worried? Is it because you were distracted last time?”

He sighs and wraps his arms around you, burying his head in your neck in the process. “Look, I don’t know if you think it’s weird but when I see you outside the ring, I feel like I have a reason to win. It drives me to fight better. I had a really shitty day last time and when I didn’t see you I just didn’t feel like giving my all.”

Your heart felt like it was being torn to pieces after seeing your husband sulk. “I just felt burnt out. I was hoping that once I saw you then I’d feel better.”

You hugged him tighter and kissed his shoulder. “I’m sorry, Sukuna, I promise I’ll never do that again.” You start rubbing your hand up and down his back in hopes to calm him down right before his match.

“Kiss my gloves for me?” He asks as he pulls away. You nod. He takes his boxing gloves out and places them in your hands. You leave a delicate kiss on each of them, your gloss leaving a small sparkly stain. He takes them from your hand and kisses them on the same spots as you did, maintaining eye contact with you throughout. “You’re my good luck charm, you know that?” He says as he strokes your head.

You show him a teethy grin and nod.

“And you’re mine.” Your reply made him smash his lips to yours. “I’ll be sure to win now that you’re here.” He mumbled against your lips.

-•-

No thoughts. Just boxer!sukuna