#space is fake

[aitiuilghrain]

[dosesofcommonsense]

I love Elon’s role in DOGE. I love that he’s a smart businessman and understands how to manage money. That he understands how governments award contracts is perfect, but that also makes me curious.

For a guy who believes space is fake, NASA and Mars are just money vacuums. I don’t care if he’s chasing Mars with private money and investors. I do care if taxpayer money is “helping us” get to Mars…cause NASA’s Mars exists in Canada, and I can go there on my own without a rocket.

Don’t believe me?

“From renderings of how planets might be”…wait! Might be? Sounds fake.

Still don’t believe me? I’m probably not going to convince you on this one post. So, for down the road.

If the sun existed in space, how come space is always dark?

If the sun existed in space, would you see clouds in front of the sun? Yes. Would you see clouds behind the sun? No. I’ve seen clouds behind the sun. I’ve seen clouds behind the moon.

The next time you’re out and about, pay attention to the sun and moon. If you watch for it, you’ll eventually see clouds behind the sun and moon. The only way that’d happen is if the sun and moon exist inside our atmosphere.

And just because it fits in well with the space theme, here’s this jewel shared by James Woods.

[epitome-the-burnkid-viii]

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[petitvettie]

WE LIKE PIZZA MEN

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[liminally-spaced]

[etherealascend]

[stra-tek]

Via Holodeck Four on Twitter

[aitiuilghrain]

[2001fallenstar]

[macaulaytwins]

Richard Papen winter

[ddeck]

pains me that there's simply not enough info on star wars in-universe entertainment and pop culture for my liking. i want to know what star wars version of the godfather looks like. i wanna know what kind of space fanfiction a pantoran teenager would read, the kind of space tiktok edits they would make. i want to know the star wars equivalent for whatever the hell that is happening with ben affleck and matt damon. i want to see a coruscant news outlet publish an article with a headline "M'ett Sp'Amon not wearing a wedding ring again during another visit to Beng Spifflek's house. which could mean nothing"

[rejectingrepublicans]

[epiphainie]

i'm genuinely so obsessed with tommy's deadpan, dry humor. "probably all gonna die anyway" "mm, not like that" "enjoy it while it lasts" while face looking like 😐😐

[heartnosekid]

a stimboard for my beloved anya mouthwashing 🩵

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