#south exit

[latenightsuburbansprinklersystem]

our front axle literally just now mere minutes ago broke as my partner was driving me to work so it seems like as good a time as any to post this! our car is both legally and physically incredibly dangerous and my partner and I both rely on it every day for our (fairly long) commutes. they started a go fund me early this evening and we've already gotten quite a bit from friends but will almost certainly need more, seeing as the tow truck we're currently waiting for already ran us $315. any little bit would help tremendously❤️

[cungleart]

everyone already headcanons team dark living together and that’s all well and good but if it’s not been proposed already I think they should live in the suburbs, preferably in one of the countries

could you imagine some guy mowing the lawn and shadow the hedgehog walks outside to get his mail

[asoftepiloguemylove]

It's been raining a lot where i live and i thought about you. Could u do a post about rainy days? I would love it.

Ocean Vuong Night Sky with Exit Wounds / E.E. Cummings In the Rain; Complete Poems of E.E. Cummings: 1904-1962 / Mike Barr / Childe Hassam Rainy Midnight / Haruki Murakami South of the Border, West of the Sun / Edna St. Vincent Millay What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why; The Harp Weaver and Other Poems

[bannanaterracottapie]

I swear to God if this new special is just 40 minutes of just randy yapping and Matt and trey moaning I'm gonna end it all officially

Like panderverse was half Cartman half Randy. Now we have "not suitable for children" which implies the boys aren't gonna even be there right??? It's just gonna be randy dicking around for half an hour I CANT yall

[tar-tea-grade]

im so exited for fall its crazy

[ratatatastic]

cats are gonna make an appearance in downtown miami tonight at E11even... oh start praying for the folks deciding to club on a wednesday in fuckass downtown

[zsofiarosebud]

@ the writer-filmmaker scripting my life: stop doing shit and go direct somebody else's life please. I do not like your match cuts.

[muirneach]

sick to death of transplants in this city just saw a reel saying ‘does anyone know where theyre even going leaving the subway platform i always get lost 🤪’ like yes obviously i do because i’m a (relatively) grown man and can read a sign? like how hard could it possibly be to understand ‘spadina west side’ and ‘spadina east side’ (for example). they tell you like it is girl!

[bluebean09]

From everyone here who is South African or knows someone South African…

Good luck with us this week

We are going feral

(Go Springboks)

[yappingtm]

Curent yapping topic : Undertale/Delrarune (usually the utmv).

Welcome ‼️

My name is yapping, yap or chaotic personn.

Im 18 and I'm an undergrad biology major (first year). I mainly use She/they pronouns (i don't mind he/him). I am a self proclaimed professional yapper/talker and I love to ramble about my favorite fixations, so I created this blog so that I can keep track of all my ideas, progress in my writing skills and give my friends a break from all my yapping. I also speak French and English (neither are my first language but I'm fluent in both). This blog is in English, but I do use French when I feel fancy.

My rambling will change, ranging from simple ideas to detailed paragraphs about this and that, in X and Y topic(s). Honestly it depends on what I'm feeling in the moment. It might take days or months (max is a year) of me yapping about one topic before I move onto another one. Sometimes I disappear before coming back with a random thought. Sometimes I use ship/friendship charts. I just love talking about stuff :3.

You may (and please do) yap back with me using my ask box, I love reading about different opinions and ideas ! Im also available on ponytown, usually by the doc or above the mines. Swearing is alright, Slurs are too with the right context, Ships, Crackships, Rarepairs, Ship kids, Fanfics, Headcanons, Theories, Spoilers, Au’s, Timelines, Fangames, Comics, Dubs, whatever the fuck you can think of are all super welcome.

Proships, adultxchild ships (Im looking at you frans shippers), shipping siblings together, anything problematic are NOT welcome in my blog as I am uncomfy with it. Any and all hateful words/messages are inacceptable, I will NOT respond to such comments. Hateful messages include (but are not limited to) : homophobia, racism, sexism, transphobia, ableism, Islamophobia,…

Here is a long but non-exhaustive list of my interests :

-Science/Chemistry (mainly human biology).

-Undertale/Deltarune, fangames and the utmv (Current fixation).

-House md/Dr.House.

-Trolls (Trolls movie and the two shows).

-Sonic (still new to the fandom).

-MLP/Ponytown.

-South Park.

-A bunch of anime (too many to cite all lol).

-Genloss (ARG created by streamer Ranboo).

-Adventure time, Ninja go,… (any cartoons).

-,…

Thank you for reading all this and for visiting my page ! I hope you enjoy this blog :).

[lakecountylibrary]

Just the essentials!

Music credit: "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 7" by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/en/song/329-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-7 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (CC BY 4.0)

[Video Description: A 26 second video. Orchestral, cinematic music plays. Text reads The library is on fire! Grab the most important things!

A librarian at her computer spins around in her chair in slow motion, a look of horror on her face. Video cuts between various librarians frantically rescuing items. Each scene is labeled with the item:

The South Shore Posters: A librarian completely obscured by a framed South Shore Line poster she is carrying backs out of a room.

The hand chair: A librarian hauls away a large red plastic chair shaped like a hand.

Patron holds: A librarian shovels patron holds off the holds shelf onto a cart.

Benny the library skeleton: A librarian princess-carrying a large skeleton dressed in an oversized t-shirt frantically looks around for an exit before dashing away

The cardigan pile: A librarian almost completely obscured by the pile of cardigans in her arms runs toward the camera.

3D printer: A librarian dashes up to a large 3D printer and attempts to lift it off the table

Cecily the giraffe: A librarian pats a life size baby giraffe statue and then grabs it by the leg and begins slowwwly scooting backward to slide it across the carpet

The library tree: A librarian grips an enormous planter out of which springs an entire tree and pulls with all her might. It doesn't move.

James Patterson books? : The librarian carrying Benny sprints into frame between shelves loaded with endless Patterson books. Record scratch. The sound of a clock ticking as he considers the books for maybe two seconds.

Text changes to "Not enough hands". The dramatic music resumes as he sprints off frame with Benny.

End card with the library logo. The words 'Not actually on fire. Everything is fine.' are typed across the screen. End description]

[blinding-ruby]

The F Word (BFDI Edition)

Four: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new algebra math problems. [writes a problem on the board.] What is 5x2? [no one answers at first] Come on guys, don't be shy, just give it your best shot. [Pencil smiles and raises her hand] ..Yes, Pencil?

Pencil: Twelve?

Four: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. ..Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Fiery Jr.:[raises his hand] I think I know the answer, Four.

Match:[mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.

Fiery Jr.:[shoots back] Shut up, fat girl!

Match: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

Four: Match, did you just say the F-word?

Match: ...Jew?

Fiery Jr.: No, she's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in the EXIT, you fucking fatass!

Four: Fiery Jr.!

Match: Why the fuck not?!

Four: Match!

8-Ball: Match, you just said "fuck" again!

Four: 8-Ball!

David: Fuck.

Four: David!

Match: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.

Four: How would you like to go see the EXIT counselor?

Match: How would I like to suck your balls? [the class gasps]

Four:[outraged] What did you say?!

Match: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone, turns it on, and speaks] "HOW WOULD I LIKE TO SUCK YOUR BALLS, FOUR?" [Four Stands furiously]

8-Ball: Holy shit, Match.

[wellthisisembarrassing]

hi, gotta put an update here. I'm still active with art on a different blog @a-neru-neru

i do genshin stuff now and will be opening a store

[ifartconfetti]

few statistics alter your perception of the world than the one that estimates that about 3-5% of adult men are pedophiles.

thats 5 in 100. thats 1 in 20.