#source: Cristela

[incorrectprettylittleliars]

emily: alison is a great person.

spencer: of course, she has many, many good qualities. one day I'll think of one.

[koko-heads]

jimmy jr: you've got to stop sending me mixed messages

tina: "i don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages

[dakitis]

Y/N: If I was married to you, I would put poison in your coffee.

Billy: If I was married to you, I’d drink it.

[incorrectlegaciesquotes]

Penelope: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Josie: 'I don't like you' and 'go away' are not mixed messages.

[overheard-at-avengers-tower]

Howard: MIT. PhDs. You are wasting the best years of your life.

Tony: These are the best years of my life? Ooh, now I'm depressed.

Howard: Anthony. *points towards Steve* How are you ever going to marry a nice man like Steve?

Steve: *smirks and waves*

Tony: Which one is it Dad? Marry a nice man or someone like Steve?

Steve: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Tony: *chuckles* If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

[ask-another-cringey-fantroll]

Humanstuck

Zurlov: If you were my wife, I'd put poison in your coffee.

Minera: If you were my husband, I'd drink it ❤️

[drabbleitout]

Møller: When are you going to marry a nice man like Lexikon?

Becker: Which is it, marry a nice man or someone like Lexikon?

Lexikon: [whispering] If I married you, I'd put poison in your coffee.

Becker: Hmm, if I married you, I'd drink it.

[incorrectmulti]

Joel Edmundson: You know what? I actually like someone that can challenge me intellectually. Colton Parayko: Well, then you’re in luck, because that’s all people.

[incorrecthobalquotes]

Elias: How are you ever going to marry a nice man like Gibson?

Dria: What’s it going to be, dad? Marry a nice man or someone like Gibson?

Gibson: If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.

Dria: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

[incorrectsvthsa]

Martin: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Abby: "I don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

[incorrectkazehikaruquotes]

Harada: You know what's funny, I actually like a woman who can challenge me intellectually.

Shinpachi: Then you're in luck cause that's all women.

[incorrectprettylittleliars]

aria: alison, something's wrong with mona.

alison: you're just figuring that out?

[incorrectuswntquotes]

Carli: So now I'm the bully. Me! I'm like the nicest person I know. Can you believe it? Why are you not agreeing with me?

Sam: I feel like it's important to be honest here, but I'm also scared.

[incorrectkilljoyquotes]

Val Velocity: You know, you’ve got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Party Poison: "I don’t like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

[incorrectlegaciesquotes]

Jed: You know what's funny, I actually like a woman who can challenge me intellectually.

Rafael: Then you're in luck because that all women for you.

[incorrectprideandprejudicequotes]

Mr. Collins: You know what's funny, I actually like a woman who can challenge me intellectually.

Elizabeth Bennet: Then you're in luck cause that's all women.