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Elizabeth Bennet: [to Catherine "Kitty" Bennet and Lydia Bennet] I know you're going through your whole "boy crazy" phase but I think you're kinda overdoing it with the "crazy" part.

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Mary Bennet: Ah numbers, the letters of math.

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George Wickham: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.

Mr. Darcy: I will politely decline.

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Elizabeth Bennet: Please? For me?

Mr. Darcy: Don't do that.

Elizabeth Bennet: What?

Mr. Darcy: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want, well, not this time.

Elizabeth Bennet: Please? For me?

Mr. Darcy: Okay.

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Mr. Darcy: You like me? You like my personality?

Elizabeth Bennet: I was surprised, too.

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[after Lydia Bennet and George Wickham's elopement]

Lydia Bennet: We are in love, so we didn't overthink it!

George Wickham: In fact, I cannot emphasize how little we thought about this.

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Mr. Darcy: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be...

George Wickham: Excuse me, there's no pretence here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

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Elizabeth Bennet: Lydia, don’t you *dare* learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!

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Caroline Bingley: You're so tall, Mr. Darcy. What can you see up there?

Mr. Darcy: Everyone's flaws.

Illustration by Hugh Thomson.

Quote by unknown Tumblr user.

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it’s the same fucking painting… the same room… the power of the ACU (austen cinematic universe) 

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EMMA 2020 + text posts.

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George Wickham: [to Mr. Darcy] Why do you always blame me?

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Mr. Bingley: Is Darcy still in there making that judgy face?

Colonel Fitzwilliam: Bingley, you’ve known him for years, just call it his face.

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Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.

Illustration by Hugh Thomson.

Quote from 30 Rock.

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Mr. Knightleys.

Badly done, Emma.

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Lydia Bennet: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Jane Bennet: Lizzie gets here at noon.

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Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Collins] Sorry you confused “playing hard to get” with my genuine disinterest.