#Source: New Girl

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, everything is under control, Pads. I came to your house, made sure your parents weren’t home and got your old clothes from Kreacher and Regulus

Sirius: You met Regulus?

James: I didn’t just meet him. We kissed a little

Sirius, screaming: NOOOOOOO!

James: Pads! What happened? What’s wrong?

Sirius: …you just made out with my brother

Sirius: *screaming louder*

[kayadrake123]

Batfam incorrect quotes

__________________________________ *Y/N and Steph rolling cookie dough with their hands* *Duke, Jason and Damian walk into the kitchen just as Y/N’s phone beeps* Y/N: Hey Jason, can you get that for me please, I’m a little occupied.

Jason, picking up the phone: From Teddy, “In town tonight, would love to see you. 9pm, drinks?”

Y/N, freaking out: Oh my god, Teddy!

Tim, coming from under the table: Hey, who’s Teddy?

Duke, confused like everyone else: Woah, hey man. What are you doing-

Y/N: Tim?

Tim, shrugging: Sometimes I just sit under the table and listen to you guys.

Damian: What the fuck-

Duke: Weird and gross.

Steph: Makes sense…

Tim: Who’s Teddy?

Y/N, talking to Steph: What do you think he wants? You think I should meet him for a drink?

Tim: Am I the only one kind of dying to know who this Teddy character is?

*Duke, Jason, Steph and Damian collectively roll their eyes*

Tim: I think I speak for all of us-

Jason: Tim, you and Y/N didn’t work out, okay!

Tim: I’m just-

Jason: www.Moveon.org

Tim: www.It’s not about that, okay? Just-

Duke, patting him on the shoulder: Chill out.

Damian: This is so embarrassing Drake.

Tim: Yeah, okay. Thanks.

*Tim slips under the table again* _____________________________________

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Eddie: Hey Buck, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Bobby: Buck are you going running?

Buck: *nods*

Tommy: Have fun!

Bobby: Oh my god what is wrong with Buck, Tommy?

Hen: Yeah, what happened, are you guys okay?

Tommy: Evan is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Evan.

Eddie: He only goes running if he’s upset, and he’s wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it’s been washed which is bone chilling

Tommy: He’s fine, everything’s okay

Chimney: I JUST PASSED BUCK ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD

Tommy: Maybe I was wrong…

Chimney yelling out the window: BUCK! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU!! AND I LOVE YOU

Tommy: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way

Bobby: That’s fair.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Tim: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

[moondustinfj]

Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Neve: Did Rook just tell me they love me for the first time? Bellara: Yeah. Neve: And did I do finger guns back? Lucanis: Yeah.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Tim Drake: Hey, Jason. How far away are you from getting married? Because Stephanie and I were thinking about getting married, so...

Jason Todd: Replacement, you know, siblings don’t have to get married in order.

Tim Drake: [shocked and excited] Steph! We’re doing this!

[dead-arcane-detectives]

Crystal: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Edwin Payne.

Charles, looking across the room at Edwin: I don’t have feelings for Edwin.

Crystal: That is nowhere near my eyes.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Hey, Benedict. How far away are you from getting married? Because Penelope and I were thinking about getting married, so…

Benedict: Colin, you know, siblings don’t have to get married in order.

Colin, shocked and excited: Penelope! We’re doing this!

[hollow-prior]

Inej: Kaz is a good person, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [265/?]

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: I don’t want to hurt their feelings

Regulus: Hurt their feel—you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings, James?

James: Yeah. Don’t you?

Regulus: No! How do you get anything done?

James: It’s hard!

[incorrectdragonage]

Dorian: If you ever, EVER need a blazer, I don't care how late it is, till the day I die, you wake me up.

[incorrecttwsted]

[seekmemystar]

Dorcas: Dora, Barty and Evan broke up

Pandora:

Pandora: Barty and Evan broke up and you spring this on me like it's the freaking weather report, Dorcas???

Pandora: I AM NOW A CHILD OF DIVORCE!!I'M DELICATE!!!

Regulus: YOU ALREADY WERE A CHILD OF DIVORCE, PANDORA

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish