#source: winnie the pooh

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: I didn’t mean to be brave, it just happened when I panicked!

[cyber-streak-2]

Drift, staring at a drawing by Rodimus: He captured Minimus, all right.

Minimus: Oh, let me see.

Minimus: *Looking at the drawing——his sketch has him looking angry, with his hands on his hips*

Minimus, with the exact same face and pose: That doesn’t look a thing like me.

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

I never get my hopes up, so I never get let down.

Daria

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Alice, about the James, Peter and Marlene: I taught them everything they know! Narcissa: That explains a lot.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Radford: I didn't mean to be brave! It just happened when I panicked!

[totallycorrectoddparents]

For I am a fairy of very little brain, and big words bother me.

Cosmo

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Beautiful Afternoons like this always remind me of the good old day! Bill: You mean the good old days, don't you? Mike: No...All I had was the one!

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Heather: Can you tie a knot?

DJ: I cannot.

Heather: So, you CAN knot?

DJ: No, I cannot knot.

Heather: Not knot?

Duncan: Who’s there?

Heather: DUNCAN.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francis: I didn’t mean to be brave, it just happened when I panicked!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Don't worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I'll stay here and be miserable."

-Xan, probably

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: I didn't mean to be brave! It just happened when I panicked!

[adoribullpavus]

incorrect dragon age inquisition quotes

dorian: "beautiful afternoons like this always remind me of the good old day!"

cullen: "... you mean the good old days, right?"

dorian: "no. i only had the one."

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Huckleberry Hound: What are the flags for, Yogi?

Yogi Bear: (carrying around flags with "NBW" written on them) It's National Bear Week, Huck! Would you like a flag to celebrate?

Huckleberry Hound: Thanks, Yogi… But I'm a DOG… not a BEAR!

Yogi Bear: Oh, that's okay…

Yogi Bear: We accept converts!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: Beautiful Afternoons like this always remind me of the good old day! Pandora: You mean the good old days, don't you? Regulus: No...All I had was the one.

[ladymiraclewings]

Jerome: Hmm. If Bello isn't here, that can only mean one thing. Jerome: He's somewhere else.

[the-black-bulls]

[Asta, Magna and Zora are trapped in a hole and Luck gets a rope - only to have cut it up into three pieces for each of them]

Zora: Tie them together, Luck! Can you tie a knot?

Luck: I cannot.

Magna: Ah, so you CAN knot.

Luck: No. I cannot knot.

Magna: [in disbelief] Not knot?

Luck: Who's there?

Asta: Asta!

Luck: Asta who?

Zora: No! Asta, eh... Luck, you'll need more than two knots.

Luck: Not possible.

Magna: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Luck: Not these pieces?

Asta: Yes, knot those pieces!

Luck: Why not?

Magna: 'Cause it's all for naught!

[all three of them laugh]

Zora: ...I'm suddenly aware why everyone avoided this mission.

Luck: Oh well, I can’t tie a knot. But there is something I can do! [grabs all of the rope pieces]

Asta: Don’t worry Zora, Luck is very clever!

Luck: [holds up all of the rope, now tied into a bow] I can tie a bow!

Magna: See?

Zora: [screams in frustration]