#source: sanders side

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Nightmare Steve: Plus, the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.

Rainbow Steve: What?

Sabre: Sure, have you heard of blood diamonds? They-

Lucas: Okay stop, don’t- you’re upsetting him.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Virgil: what if every spider you've ever crushed thought it was like living in your house with you the whole time and one day you just flew off the handle and murdered it. Like it just thought you were hanging out together.

Virgil: Has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal?

Thomas: Virgil you guilt tripping me will not get rid of my arachnophobia

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

patton: fight me

virgil: *standing behind him* touch him and you’ll regret it

janus: *standing behind both of them* touch either of and you won’t live long enough to regret anything

remus, behind janus with a huge knife: *waves*

[stifledcreativity]

Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?

Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.

Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?

Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-

Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.

[corvus-for-ddd]

[dukeyeatsdeodorant]

Virgil: No meds, no therapy. Rawdogging this mental illness the way god intended.

Roman:

Logan:

Remus: Oh my god so real babygirl!

[pattons-second-cookie-v2]

*Pre-Sanders Sides era*

Janus: Virgil, I like those purple shoelaces. Totally not an odd choice of statement color.

Virgil: What did you say?

Janus: I like your shoelaces.

Virgil: Thanks, I stole them from the President.

Remus: ……How the hell did you get to him before me???

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: someone accused me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy

[starlightshadowsworld]

Kunikida: I am the cause of this. But I’m also the solution. To a problem I have caused. And will inevitably resolve.

Atsushi: I think your prank went too far.

Dazai: Pfft it’s fine.

Kunikida: Am I in a paradoxical loop where I aimlessly generate a problem and try to solve it? Like a snake devouring its own tail in order to satiate its hunger?!

Dazai:…Okay maybe I went a teeenyy bit too far.

Atsushi: Ya think?!

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

The Great Librarian: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school.

Plague Steve: I’m pretty sure that’s a surprise to no one.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

anxceit rivalry origins revealed

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2638

Drillings and fillings. (Dialogue from kenzianidiot on twitter.)

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

remus: looks like it’s time to throw logic out the window

janus: agreed

logan: put me down!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: I'm feeling the spirit of Christmas welling up inside of me.

Wade: Or maybe that's vomit.