#source: code ment

[starlightshadowsworld]

Octavian: No, no, no Greek demigods don't exist.

Reyna: What are you talking about?

Octavian: Have you ever seen a Greek demigod? I haven't therefore they don't exist.

Percy and Nico: sneeze

Octavian: looks at them Bless you

Reyna: Just because you haven't met one, doesn't mean they don't exist.

Octavian: mocking Oh my God's you guys, Greek demigods are real and are walking around everywhere. Normal voice There like the Wolfman they aren't real.

Jason: sneezes

Octavian: turns to him Bless you, man you guys are really sneezy today. You okay?

Nico: Yeah, I think someone's talking about us.

[incorrecttwsted]

[incorrect-tbhk]

Akane: I need your help, can you come here?

Teru: I can’t, I’m buying clothes

Akane: Well, finish up and get over it

Teru: There’s only soup

Akane: What do you mean there’s only soup?

Teru: I mean there’s only soup

Akane: Then get out of the soup aisle!

Teru: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!

*walking noises*

Teru: There’s just more soup.

Akane: What do you mean there’s just more soup?!

Teru: I mean there’s just more soup!

Akane: Go into the next aisle!

Teru: There’s still soup!

Akane: Where are you right now?!

Teru: I’m at soup!

Akane: What do you mean you’re at soup?!

Teru: I mean I’m at soup!

Akane: What store are you in?!

Teru: I’m at the soup store!

Akane: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Teru: FUCK YOU!

[gardentool]

[On a mission to save someone]

Geto: This right here—this situation—this is the damsel in distress trope and I am not about to contribute to it.

Gojo: Look, while I agree that trope is horrible, in this particular situation I need you to do this. We're running out of time.

Geto: No. It'd be against my moral compass.

Gojo: YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

[uptillion]

Matt: I'm not doing it, that would be sexist.

Emily: ...Come again?

Matt: This right here? This situation? This is the damsel in distress trope, and I am not about to contribute to it.

Emily: Look, while I agree, that trope is horrible, in this particular situation, I need you to do help me. We're running out of time.

Matt: No, it would be against my moral compass

Emily: YOUR FUCKING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL

Matt: Sorry Em, I can't do it

Emily: Look I'm already in the situation, you just have to pull me up!

Emily: I understand that sometimes in our culture things are ridiculous, but just face it situation to situation!

Matt: I'm sorry, but I can't do it!

Emily: OOOOHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD!

Matt: Think about it from my perspective, what do you see right here?

Emily: ME! IN TROUBLE!

Matt: Well I see a very capable girl. Sure life's beaten her down a bit, but that's not gonna stop her. Nothing's gonna stop her! She can be president of the world one day.

Emily: NOT IF I'M DEAD IN A MINE SHAFT!

[incorrectpersonathree]

Ikutsuki: ...And that's how I beat my coke addiction.

Makoto: ……

Yukari: ……

Ikutsuki: Alright, everyone. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go powder my nose.

Yukari: Someone please save me

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: *picks up phone* Hello?

Dedede, in store: Hey, what’s up?

Meta Knight: I need your help. Can you come here?

Dedede: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.

Meta Knight: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.

Dedede: I can’t find them.

Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘you can’t find them’?

Dedede: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.

Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘there’s only soup’?

Dedede: It means there’s only soup.

Meta Knight: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Dedede: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!

Dedede: *walks into next aisle*

Dedede: There’s more soup!

Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘there’s more soup’?!

Dedede: There’s just more soup!

Meta Knight: Go into the next aisle!

Dedede: There’s still soup!

Meta Knight: Where are you right now?!

Dedede: I’m at soup!

Meta Knight: What do you mean you’re at soup?!

Dedede: I mean I’m at soup!

Meta Knight: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Dedede: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Meta Knight: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dedede: FUCK YOU!

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Heckyl: It's against my moral compass. Shelby: Your fucking moral compass is A ROULETTE WHEEL!

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Spyro: (calling) Hello?

Gill Grunt: (answering his phone) Hey what’s up?

Spyro: Can you come here?

Gill Grunt: I can’t, I’m buying clothes

Spyro: Alright, then hurry up and come over here

Gill Grunt: I can’t find them

Spyro: What do you mean you can’t find them?

Gill Grunt: I can’t find them, there’s only soup

Spyro: …What do you mean there’s only soup?!

Gill Grunt: It means there’s only soup-

Spyro: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!

Gill Grunt: Alright! You don’t have to shout at me! *

(Gill Grunt walks into the next aisle)

Gill Grunt: There’s more soup!

Spyro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP?!

Gill Grunt: THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP!

Spyro: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!

(Gill Grunt walks into the next aisle)

Gill Grunt: ...There’s still soup!

Spyro: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Gill Grunt: I’m at soup!

Spyro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?!

Gill Grunt: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!

Spyro: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Gill Grunt: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Spyro: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Gill Grunt: FUCK YOU-

[incorrectjttw]

Sūn Wùkōng, on the phone: Hello? Zhū Bājiè: *picks up* Hey, what's up? Sūn Wùkōng: I need your help. You come here? Zhū Bājiè: I can't, I'm buying clothes. Sūn Wùkōng: Alright, hurry up and get over here. Zhū Bājiè: I can't find them. Sūn Wùkōng: What do you mean, you can't find them? Zhū Bājiè: I can't find them, there's only soup. Sūn Wùkōng: What do you mean, there is only soup?! Zhū Bājiè: It means there's only soup. Sūn Wùkōng: WELL, THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! Zhū Bājiè: Alright, you don't need to shout at me! *goes to the next aisle* There's more soup. Sūn Wùkōng: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THERE'S MORE SOUP?! Zhū Bājiè: There's just more soup! Sūn Wùkōng: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! Zhū Bājiè: There's still soup! Sūn Wùkōng: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!? Zhū Bājiè: I'M AT SOUP! Sūn Wùkōng: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE AT SOUP?! Zhū Bājiè: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP! Sūn Wùkōng: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!? Zhū Bājiè: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! Sūn Wùkōng: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?! Zhū Bājiè: FUCK YOU!!!!

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: It's against my moral compass. William: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Akutagawa: No, no no. Vampires don’t exist.

Fukuchi: What are you talking about?

Akutagawa: Have you ever seen a vampire? I haven’t, therefore they don’t exist.

Fukuchi: I have. And just because you haven’t seen them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Akutagawa: mockingly Oh my god you guys, vampires are real and are walking around everywhere. There like the wolf man, there not real.

Cut to Atsushi, a weretiger and the closest thing this series has to a werewolf just staring at Akutagawa with the most ‘is this guy for real?’ expression.

[incorrectstation19quotes]

Jack: It's against my moral compass.

Maya: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[optimusprime3000]

Licorice, picking up the phone: Hello?

Schwarzwälder, in the store: Hey, what’s up?

Licorice: I need your help. Can you come here?

Schwarzwälder: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.

Licorice: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.

Schwarzwälder: I can’t find them.

Licorice: What do you mean, "you can’t find them"?

Schwarzwälder: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.

Licorice: What do you mean, "there’s only soup"?

Schwarzwälder: It means there’s only soup.

Licorice: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Schwarzwälder: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!

Schwarzwälder: *walks into the next aisle*

Schwarzwälder: There’s more soup!

Licorice: What do you mean, "there’s more soup"?!

Schwarzwälder: There’s just more soup!

Licorice: Go into the next aisle!

Schwarzwälder: There’s still soup!

Licorice: Where are you right now?!

Schwarzwälder: I’m at soup!

Licorice: What do you mean you’re at soup?!

Schwarzwälder: I mean I’m at soup!

Licorice: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Schwarzwälder: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Licorice: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Schwarzwälder: FU*K YOU!

[rwbybutincorrect]

Ruby: It’s against my moral compass.

Weiss: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang, entering the dorm room: Ruby, Ruby! You'll never believe... huh?!

(She finds that Ruby isn't there, and there is a photo sitting on the table that shows her tied to a chair and gagged)

Yang, very mad: Arrrrghh!

(Her scroll rings, and she picks up)

Torchwick: Hello, goldie. Bet you didn't expect to hear from me again. You've probably already guessed it, but someone very close to you--

Yang: Not now, Torchwick! Ruby's gone missing!

Torchwick: --Has gone missing recently- what the fu-?! SHE HUNG UP ON ME!

(Source: Code Ment)