#source: addams family

[imsofreakingtired]

You: *asleep*

Sevika: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: Oh Crosshair’s at that special age where a boy only has one thing on his mind.

Cody: Boys?

Crosshair: Homicide.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Davey: I can be impulsive!

Davey: I just need to think about it first.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Hey! I got a new sweater. How do I look?

Regulus: Disturbing

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: How long has it been since we waltzed? Chris: Oh, Peter...hours.

[hannibalxhopskins]

Hannibal: “How long has it been since we waltzed?"

Clarice: "Oh, Hannibal...hours."

[skullywullypully]

Cardan: Jude, seeing you like this, my blood boils.

Jude: As does mine

Cardan: This wheel of pain...

Jude: Our wheel...

Cardan: To live without you, only that would be torture.

Jude: A day alone, only that would be death.

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

meryl mei: and how old is your son now?

barbara ann: oh, jodio is at that very special age where boys have only one thing on their mind.

meryl mei: girls?

jodio: the mechanism.

[purplegn0mes]

Juliet: I’m just like any modern woman, trying to have it all; a job, a loving husband, a family.

Juliet: I just wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. That is all.

[gammacousin]

Natasha Romanoff: “Fury! I thought you were our friend! On our side.”

Nick Fury: “I was. But then I realized we can’t afford an angry Ross. He needs to just tell Betty the truth.”

Natasha Romanoff: “But Bruce is a weak, sniveling coward.”

Bruce Banner: “That’s right.”

Nick Fury: “Wouldn’t you rather be a strong, confident man?”

Bruce Banner: “Too dangerous.”

Natasha Romanoff: “It doesn’t have to be. Not if we go about it in the right way. Here, we’ll practice. Fury you’ll be Betty. You’re kind, sweet, and understanding-.”

Bruce Banner: “That’s new.”

Natasha Romanoff: “And you’ll be the new Banner. Decisive, direct and definite.”

Bruce Banner: “I’m afraid!”

Nick Fury: “That sounded pretty definite.”

Bruce Banner: “Thank you.”

[terry-perry]

Alastor (watching Y/N from afar): Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!

[hellgirl666xx]

The only love I badly want 🖤🦇

[lady-griffin]

Jinx: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and blow things up? Don’t I deserve love? And explosives?

*Silco teary eyed nodding sympathetically*

[sapphiretanto]

Jason: Do you remember our honeymoon?

Roy: *grinning* That glorious cruise.

Jason: No calls

Roy: No cares

Jason: No survivors

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Melina: Natasha is at that very special age when a girl has one thing on her mind.

Alexei: Boys?

Melina: Homicide.

[hannibalxhopskins]

Hannibal: To live without you, only that would be torture.

Clarice: A day alone, only that would be death.