#source: addams family

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: Oh Crosshair’s at that special age where a boy only has one thing on his mind.

Cody: Boys?

Crosshair: Homicide.

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Rook giggling: don't torture yourself Auron, that's my job.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Davey: I can be impulsive!

Davey: I just need to think about it first.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Hey! I got a new sweater. How do I look?

Regulus: Disturbing

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: How long has it been since we waltzed? Chris: Oh, Peter...hours.

[hannibalxhopskins]

Hannibal: “How long has it been since we waltzed?"

Clarice: "Oh, Hannibal...hours."

[skullywullypully]

Cardan: Jude, seeing you like this, my blood boils.

Jude: As does mine

Cardan: This wheel of pain...

Jude: Our wheel...

Cardan: To live without you, only that would be torture.

Jude: A day alone, only that would be death.

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

meryl mei: and how old is your son now?

barbara ann: oh, jodio is at that very special age where boys have only one thing on their mind.

meryl mei: girls?

jodio: the mechanism.

[the-black-bulls]

Gordon: I know a place you can run away to for nothing.

Magna: Where?

Gordon: My room. You can hide there and just pretend you’ve run away from home.

Magna: Then I can run away and still be around to see them suffer with Luck without me...

Magna: Let’s go!

[justamegafan]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #4

She’s at that Special Age

The Teachers after getting to know Wednesday!Yuu a bit more

Crewel (Proud Father): She’s at that special age where there’s only one thing on her mind

NRC Students (Hopeful): …Boys?

Wednesday!Yuu: Homicide

Look me into my eyes and tell me the Teachers wouldn’t watch her like a proud father/uncles/mother/grandfather as she scares off any potential suitors with her…tools

[incorrect-uncharted]

Kid Nate: Can you pass the salt?

Sully: What do we say?

Teen Sam: Now.

[gammacousin]

Morris Walters: “There’s only one way to settle this!” *grabs a weapon*

Bruce Banner: “Uncle Morris please, not that!”

Morris Walters: “But, the family honor!”

Natasha Romanoff: “He’s right, the family honor! You'll have to challenge Ross to a duel!”

Morris Walters: “I'd rather shoot him in the back.”

Bruce Banner: “That is not the honorable way!”

Morris Walters: “I know, but it's the safe way.”

Natasha Romanoff: “Uncle Morris, I'm ashamed of you! This family doesn't know the meaning of the word ‘fear’!”

Morris Walters: “I do. I'll shoot him in the back.”

[novelist-becca]

King: Can you pass the salt?

Eda: What do we say?

Luz: Now.

[unicornblossom13]

[During The Halloween Season]

Will: Where’s your costume, Mischa?

Mischa [dressed in her normal clothes]: This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.

[ayten-is-living]

Ichirou, walking into Megami's room: *GASP*

Megami, wearing a princess dress: what's so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?

Ichirou: do not speak to your father that way.

[purplegn0mes]

Juliet: I’m just like any modern woman, trying to have it all; a job, a loving husband, a family.

Juliet: I just wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. That is all.