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Francis, reading a label: Fra… Gee… Lay…
Francis: Must be Italian.
Cam: It actually says "Fragile".
*Beat*
Francis: Oh yeah…
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Guy: "Fra...gee...lay...must be Italian." Cookie: "I think that says 'fragile'." Beat. Guy: "Oh yeah..."
Source: A Christmas Story
#magical robodoki#creative arts#6:45 pm#incorrect doki quotes#source: a christmas story#guy towers#cookie masterson
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Bugs: This isn't one of those trees where all the needles falls off, is it? Trey Hugger: No, that's them balsams.
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Greaseball, reading Carrie's chest, it says "Fragile" on it: Fra-gee-lay
Greaseball: Must be Italian!
#starlight express#incorrect quote#stex#source: a christmas story#carrie the luggage van#greaseball the diesel
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Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.
Nicky
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*Y/N hanging up Christmas lights*
Y/N: "Bucky, will you get up here and give me a hand?"
*Bucky throws whole arm up to Y/N*
Y/N: "Hahaha, very funny, Buck, THIS IS SERIOUS!"
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2477
(You...r skin to wear like a suit; merry crisis.) (Dialogue from "All I Want for Christmas Is You.")
#puppet history#watcher#hologram professor#ryan bergara#the professor#shane madej#incorrect quotes#marks and rec misc#source: song#christmas#winter holidays#puppet history spoilers#vid: the story of st nicholas - puppet history#vid: the bloody life of england's fastest surgeon - puppet history
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new TSATS prediction based entirely off the interview from the UK Rick Riordan newsletter
#pjo#nico di angelo#riordanverse#tsats#the sun and the star#this isnt spoilers this is just a silly#i do find it funny whenever people say Nico is Catholic though cause we dont have any actual indication of that other than he's From Italy#he doesnt have catholic guilt he has internalized homophobia. those are different things#listen his mom was a clear-sighted mortal who had TWO children with the god of the underworld who also was implied to help raise said kids#nico ain't catholic. this boy has never been to CCD. < source: i went to CCD /neg#however im already taking TSATS as fanon so i will laugh if Nico is randomly confirmed catholic#now Will? Will i could see. Will raised catholic? yes. Nico raised catholic? no.#in my brain Nico was raised with like. his parents having mixers in their parlor room with Maria's socialite friends and misc chthonic gods#like. Nico's babysitter growing up was Menoites (herdsman of the cattle of the underworld) type situation#seriously though i can only think of 3 details that would vaguely imply Nico is raised catholic and that are:#one instance of him helping Percy pick out a christmas gift for Annabeth (though everything in that short story was ooc tbh)#(and also Nico didnt actually ever imply he specifically was celebrating christmas)#two: Percy describing the situation in Sword of Hades as ''spending christmas in the underworld'' (nico is just kind of there)#and thirdly again: Nico's just from Venice#like. did he go to a religious school growing up? possibly! doesnt mean he was that religion though just means his school was#and even then we actually dont know if he wasn't homeschooled before moving to america#in which case yeah figures the like 3 months he spent in Westover would teach him random outdated stuff#they needed to send him to a sketchy school cause the di angelos dont have any records and if their material is outdated#then that's less likely to mess with Bianca and Nico's wiped memories#but demographically speaking its entirely likely that the entire larger di Angelo family arent christian anyways#everybody with misc varied headcanons about the demographics of the di angelo family i give u a little kiss on the forehead#''but what about Nico learning the wrong version of that one myth'' see again: could have learned it at Westover#and also. tbh far more likely that it was a 1930s thing than a religious thing#cause if we're talking staunch catholocism i dont think they'd be teaching him much greek mythology at all#anyways this has been: im far too amused by the phrases 'that boy has never been to CCD' and ''Nico has Become Catholic'
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[Marley helps a limping Scrooge into the counting house] Cratchit: What happened? Scrooge: I tried to let go of anger and threw a rock into my foot. Marley: [with a tissue hanging out of his nose] Then he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot. Cratchit: And what happened to you? Marley: Oh, I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.
#a christmas carol#adele's marley lives au#jacob marley#ebenezer scrooge#bob cratchit#incorrect quotes#source: the big bang theory#I should probably just make a blog for my version of the story
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The Spooky Scary Sunday CHRISTMAS SPECIAL [SSS #064] [x]
#hope you got everything you needed....and wanted this holiday season 🎄#source#12/25/22#coryxkenshin#reacting to scary videos#reacting to scary stories#SSS#spooky scary sunday#064#christmas special#my gifs
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Not Fair?
Artica: [After Buster refuses to use the original script of You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown] Oh, come on! That isn’t fair!
Buster: Artica, if life were fair, it… it would be a fair! But I don’t see any carnival rides around town, do you?
Ash: Moon, did you just make that up on the spot to distract Artica?
Buster: No! I just came up with something clever so that Artica can use it herself on someone next time?
#sing 2021#sing 2016#sing buster moon#sing artica#sing ash#source: 8 Bit Christmas#you guys really need to watch it!#it’s Steve Zhan’s best work yet!#It’s the A Christmas Story for people who don’t agree kids should get guns as a present#I want a Motorola C139 with texting games and graphics#you’ll run the bill up
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thank you for the gift to my beautiful Win
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Cicero Pig: I can't put my arms down! Porky: W-w-w-w-well...put your arms down when you get to s-s-school.
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Scrooge: Hey, who's got my hat?
Cratchit: *pops up wearing Scrooge's hat* Hey look, I'm Mr. Scrooge! I hate Christmas. Bah, humbug!
Scrooge: Ha-ha, ha-ha... Gimme that.
#a christmas carol#adele's marley lives au#incorrect quotes#au#ebenezer scrooge#bob cratchit#source: toy story
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day 29!
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don’t forget the reason for the season (would you kiss your clone? yes. and you’re mr. maccabee)
#he's the sexiest person in the room after all#GOD lmfao i'm so head in hands that there's no footage of Will Roland Mr. Maccabee. but there Are all these pictures so thank god for that#or also steph b/c she took a lot (or all re: this source) of them lol. godspeed#the reason for the season is also idk whatever wroles there've been in these things. many#obviously cyril von miserthorpe; the last christmas extravaganza antagonist. Merely Assumed ragamuffin role uhh i think it was something v#much like melvin cooterstein lol. uncle peenie. mr. chestnut. that folger's opening guy they keep saying they'll have to Tell The Story Of#and i don't know that anyone actually has yet lmfao. is that a sequence / bit not found in later iterations such as that there's a tale....#or was there something especially zany abt that particular one lol. i hardly know All The Lore abt All Sequences and things change / evolve#for example. are there always two mister maccabees and then they kiss???#god. imagine having to cope with that and you're that guy whose heterosexuality was so threatened by mr. maccabee's sexy number that he like#suddenly became extremely preoccupied with looking at Anything Else right up until the next step in the proceedings lol#and isn't there always? usually? a number with mary's sexy men backup dancers. f for that guy again#i would be looking directly at it and getting rowdy if the above image was unfolding before me#joe iconis christmas extravaganza#will roland#shoutout to his talking about mr. maccabee in that recent interview as well; connected to jimmy armstrong. a surprising reference lol#also shoutout to will roland's mother attending these events and in twenty nineteen (the year of cyril von miserthorpe) that was indirectly#the only way we knew will as winston would be in billions season 5 at all. your boy is coy#a delightful little moment when she cameos in the uncle peenie (will roland) and aunt loretta (danielle gimbal) performance lol =)#also naturally some further chaos in that i think often ppl would not necessarily play the same roles every night of an xmas xtrav streak...#just to add to the mystery and presumed wealth of [this person as whomever]s out there. argggh the magic of will roland mr maccabee....#don't cry b/c there's no audio motion visuals....smile b/c it happened and pictures were taken and posted findably....#also learned while offline like what tf. i would've thought i'd've saved the mr. chestnut video already lol. it escaped me...f for Me
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