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"Nate's Blackmail Prank (Gone Wrong, Gone Wild)" Clip

“Yeah it-” Nate paused to yawn “God, I am sooooooooo tired.”

“You and I both.” Guy murmured. “Are the pancakes ready yet?”

“Not yet.” Avery called out as they prepared some pancake batter and Aianna turned on the stove. 

“...the hat thing, too. I wonder what the hell happened while I was out?” Booloo rubbed her eyes. 

Nate just slumped on the table. 

“...There there, Nate. It’s okay.”

“If…if I fall asleep, can you wake me when the pancakes are ready?” Nate yawned.

“Yeah…me too…kinda wanna rest a little…” Guy explained, nuzzling up to Nate.

Booloo winked.

“...I have a Spanish 3 exam at 9, in USC.” Booloo admitted. “Wish me luck. I’ll stay for the pancakes.”

“You’ll-” Nate paused to yawn. “-do amazing…”

“Thank you.” Booloo beamed. “Ganbare.”

“...Huh?”

“Do my best in Japanese.” Booloo shrugged. “Sounds pretty.”

Nate just yawned again “You’re doing…awesome, already…”

Booloo smiled, “You two had a busy night. You must be exhausted!”

“I’d say.” Ellie yawned. 

“Mmmmm hmmmmm…entering all of those dreams-” Nate paused, yawning even louder. 

“And basically being a dominatrix.” Ellie snarked. “Nate told me all about it.”

“-yeah…kinda took a lot out of us…” Guy agreed.

“Fair. I was kinda rough on y’all.”  Booloo smiled. “Night night.”

“Mmmmph…” Nate grumbled a little, on the verge of sleep.

“Night…night…”

Guy was out within a second and snoring, not helping Nate’s case.

Nate rolled his tired eyes. “Oh come on…why can’t I be that gullible?”

“You were. For like, two seconds.” Booloo reassured.

“You had three spirals helping you out-” Nate yawned. “-NOT a buzzsaw right beside you…”

“Fair.” She grabbed some earplugs. “Here. Never used. I can sing a bit if it works.”

Nate nodded and took the earplugs. “Yes, please. Anything to drown out Guy…”

She took a deep breath.

“Wise men say

Only fools, only fools rush in

Oh, but I, but I, I can't help falling in love with you

Shall I stay?

Would it be, would it be a sin?

If I can't help falling in love with you”

He couldn’t really hear what Booloo was singing, but he knew there was a relaxing tone in it. Nate felt himself relax a bit…after lazily nudging Guy in an attempt to make him stop snoring.

“Like a river flows

Surely to the sea

Darling, so it goes

Some things, you know, are meant to be…”

Nate yawned and rubbed his eyes, allowing his eyes to flutter as Booloo continued.

“Take my hand

Take my whole life, too

For I can't help

Falling in love with you”

Now nearly asleep, Nate gently closed his eyes, letting his body relax even more.

“Like a river flows

Surely to the sea

Darling, so it goes

Some things are meant to be”

He snuggled up to Guy. Booloo noted his cute smile.

“Take my hand

Take my whole life, too

For I can't help

Falling in love with you

For I can't help

Falling in love with you…”

Booloo smiled. “Night, Nate.”

Nate was finally asleep, unfazed by Guy snoring next to him. Both having happy dreams, if their smiles were any indicator.

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"On the Rafter Top..." Clip

“Man, that was a serious jinx black out for life moment!” Pika beamed. 

“Okay, to the break-” began Avery-

-before noticing the door open.

“-room…uh, Mick’s here. Quickly, act as casual as you can get.”

“It’s too late for casual.” sighed Schmitty.

“GRANDPA MICK!” Rad ran up to him.

“EY, kiddo! I want you to meet someone!” Mick motioned to a blond-haired, small, apple-shaped woman, who was nervously fixing her t-shirt.

“Ooooooooooooh. Is that a friend?”

“More than a friend.” The girl beamed, showing her ring. 

“Hang on a minute, dad.” Aianna called out. “We’re dealing with something.”

“Is it a jinx?” asked Mick.

“...no…” Aianna paused. “But I’m listening. So is Bobby-kun.”

“All ears.” Bob pulled out a fake ear from behind his back.

“...My name is Amara. Amara Moon. But soon, I’ll be Amara Amekawa.” The lady smiled softly.

Aianna and Bob were SOOOOOOOOOO tempted to squeal.

But with what just happened…best to keep the noise down.

Mick nodded. “Can confirm. We’ve been hitting it off since I rescued Miyuki.”

“I was expecting a grand reaction.” Amara joked. “Especially since I learnt that you’re quite animated, Bob.”

“Due to circumstances beyond my control, noise levels are to be kept down unless there’s an emergency.”

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"Working With Kids" Clip

Guy blinked a little. “Hey Cookie…you awake?”

Nothing.

“I know, I know…you miss her a lot. She was your mom.” Guy whispered. “But it’s okay. I’ll stay right here until you wake up…or until we decide on the right course of action. Meh, whichever comes first.”

Pika looked over. “Brave is right. Still, he’s holding up well.”

“I love ya, Cookie.” Guy kissed his cheek.

Cookie smiled a little in his sleep.

“There were bells on a hill

But I never heard them ringing

No, I never heard them at all

'Till there was you

There were birds in the sky

But I never saw them winging

No, I never saw them at all

'Till there was you…” Guy whisper-sang.

Pika, Kaku, Hino, Banban, Laser and Juniordenki were still trying to take down the dragon while Angela and Brian were keeping Bandit, Skye, May, Alice and Chip close by.

“Then there was music

And wonderful roses…” Guy paused to yawn.

“They tell me in sweet fragrant meadows

Of dawn and dew” Amara chimed in.

“There was love all around

But I never…heard it singing

No, I never heard it at all

'Till there was you…” Guy continued. 

“It’s okay, just lay down.” Amara reassured. “I’ll take over.”

“...thank you.” *PMMPH*

Amara smiled.

“Then there was music

And wonderful roses

They tell me in sweet fragrant meadows

Of dawn and dew…” 

Amara sang calmly as she gently patted Cookie’s hair, then rustled Guy’s hair.

“There was love all around

But I-” 

Guy woke up, trying to continue before giving up and cuddling up to Cookie.

“-never heard it singing

No, I never heard it at all

'Till there was you

'Till there was you” Amara cooed.

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"Guy, why don't you say Grace?" Young!Guy: Dear God, thanks, and if you loved me, vegetables would be extinct Now I'm looking down the barrel of a string-bean side Like an Exodus of biblical proportions redefined

"Okay, that's enough." (Source: Aesop Rock, "Grace")

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-Booloo (as Toad) and Kandi (as Frog)

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Cookie

midnight beans and rice

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"Soldier, Poet, Bard, Jinx" Clip

Kandi beamed. “Okay, choose your player. Knight, bard, medic or runaway future ruler?”

Beat.

That last one was oddly specific.

“...Bard!” Booloo beamed, finishing her character sheet. “Her name is Flurry Petalwind, she’s a fairy bard with a focus on mental manipulation and healing magic- basically the magic defense girl. Cheerful and carefree as petals in the wind, always with a song in her heart and a love for all creatures!”

“Knight!” Guy geeked.

“Name?” Kandi asked.

“Cool McKnight!”

Beat.

“...Clyde McKnight it is.”

“Avery, have you chosen?” asked Kandi.

“Runaway Future Ruler. Imma name my character…Princess Ivory. Ivy for short.”

“Ooooooh!” Booloo beamed.

“Guess that leaves me to be the medic.” Kandi laughed. “Makes sense.”

Ellie laughed. “What am I supposed to do? Watch a baby that’s gonna be my future brother-in-law sleep?”

“I didn’t even realize Mrs. Kaine could crank out another kid until she did. Thought he was a nephew, at first.” Booloo paused. “Well, that was a bit too blunt, sorry,”

“The whole family was surprised, we can still produce.” Kandi laughed. “Why do you think I asked if I could spend Thanksgiving day at the studio?”

Awkward silence.

“Ellie, as long as you don’t play in traffic, do whatever.” Kandi instructed.

“Can I read the NPC dialogue or whatever?” Ellie smirked.

“Yeah.”

“Cool.” “Now, we begin.”

Kandi offered Ellie a piece of dialogue.

“Kandi, this screams ‘medical student handwriting’.” Ellie laughed. 

“...I’ll help you.” Kandi whispered to her.

All was calm and peaceful in the village of (insert here)...

Kandi looked at the team. “We need a village name.”

“Flapjacks.” Avery suggested.

Kandi paused. Flapjacks?

“Sorry, kinda hungry.”

“Flapjackia.” Booloo beamed. “Pro tip, stuck on a town name? Add topia to a random thing, or ia, or town. Tableia. Rosetopia,  Frost Town.”

“And other suggestions?” Kandi tried not to laugh.

“Skywindia!” Guy beamed.

“Surprised he has the best town name…or name in general.” Ellie snarked.

“Oh come on.” Kandi joshed. “What’s wrong with Wisteria the Medic?”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyways…”

All was calm and peaceful in the village of Flapjack-Skywindia…

…until it wasn’t.

“Ooooh.” Booloo beamed. 

The village was located adjacent to a village, called Erotic Eclipses (last time I let my brother and the rest of Love Bullet choose a name -Kandi).

Avery beamed. “Ooooh!” 

“That’s why you don’t let your brothers and/or sisters name stuff.” Guy explained. “Everyone with siblings knows that.”

“Yep…” everyone else agreed.

And right by the well near Erratic Eclipses, there was a dragon’s cave. This dragon had been sleeping for a century, prior to the incidents of this adventure. 

“Oh, this is going to be GOOD.’ Booloo rubbed her hands.

“Yeah, what she said.” Guy laughed happily, proud of Booloo’s enthusiasm.

“WOAH-HO-HO!” Avery gasped. “WE ARE AWAKENING A BEHEMOTH!” 

“Correct.” Kandi straightened her papers. 

Back in Flapjack-Skywindia, it was another typical day for…

“Flurry Petalwind, as she was trying to write a new song.” Booloo spoke up first.

“Okay, how’s THAT going for her?” Ellie rolled her eyes.

“Going good, she’s just settled down in the town and is trying to hone in her magic.” Booloo stimmed happily with her leg bouncing up and down.

“We can work with that.” Ellie sighed. She wondered if there was a fae-way she could get drunk without ruining her insides. “Who’s next?”

Kandi chimed in. “And a few bushes down the path, Wisteria Oakheart, a medic, was tending to a baby fawn.”

“Okay…” Ellie yawned.

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"(I Got) Friends in Dark Places" Clip

Mecha sat at the table, with a bowl of cereal. “Gee, I’m allllllllllll alone and vulnerable. Sure would be one easy target…”

Radley rushed over. “HIIIII EASY TARGET! I’M GONNA DIE SOON! WANNA PLAY?”

“Hey Rad, careful, I got a cold.” Mecha lied.

Beat.

“Awwww, no fun.” Radley pouted.

“What’s this that you’re dying soon, though?”

“...Glitch pressed a video on accident that says I’m gonna die in a week. And everyone says that it’s not true, but they also said that about getting a shot last week, and I still got pricked.”

“It was for the girls in the video.” Mecha reassured. “Not the people watching the video.”

Beat.

“Ohhhhhhh!”

The team rushed over, even a now-awake Guy.

“How the hell did you do that?” Pika scrambled over.

“Think from a kid’s point of view.” Mecha said.

“Sorry about that.” Radley sniffled. “I wanna hug…but…I can’t. What have I done?”

“Uh, long story.” Charlotte mused.

“You’ve done nothing wrong.” Laser sat next to him. “You just got scared. A lot of people do.”

“...yeah. But I lashed out.”

“Guy ran away in fear too.” Laser reassured. “Even 55 year old adults have fear responses. Ours, in our case, sometimes involve jinxes.” “Can I still keep the stuffie, Lottie?”

“Yeah, Wheeler doesn't use it anyways.”

“YAY!” 

Pika stepped forward. “I’ll handle this.”

***

"Jewelry Ace Key! Mirai Mirror, ready for launch!"

As she said the incantation, the compact popped out of her chest and attached itself on the bottom of her whisk.

"Sparkling! Ace! Ro-bo-go!" Robopika cried as she drew a buttercream frame A with the whisk, sending it 50 feet away from her. Then, as the shape solidified, a tornado of rainbow-colored gemstones and sprinkles formed below her, slightly raising her up into the air as a geode summoned above her.

"Robopika! Ace Tornado...IMPACT!" She wound her fist and punched the geode while she yelled the last part. The impact from the powerful punch caused it to burst open and for the tornado, as well as the gems of the same color inside the geode, to soar towards the letter. The collision caused it to burst open like a balloon, sending a flurry of pastel yellow and hot pink As towards the enemy. Robopika beamed at the result, as the As clustered around the jinx and absorbed the negative energy from inside his heart.

"Made your heart race!" Robopika gave finger guns as the purification was completed. Radley, now back to normal, was slowly lowered down to the ground as hot-pink hearts swarmed around the house, fixing all the damage done by both the jinx and magical girl team.

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Pearl: So I've got to take Periwinkle over to the daycare and tell them his middle name is 'Note Spelling'? Wheeler: Well, they did once have a kid called My God He's Heavy.

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"Sister Act" Clip

“Oh, Blaze, I almost forgot. Your mom needs to talk to you.”

Blaze blushed in embarrassment. Mooooooooom, I’m 29, in human years. 

“Hi there Mr. Shapiro. I’m Ashley.” waved Mrs. Burner, with a four year old in her arms. 

“Awwwwwwwww, and who’s this little one?” Nate gushed.

“This is my youngest, Wright.”

Beat.

“No, the irony isn’t lost on us.” Mrs. Burner explained.

“Noted.” Nate tried not to laugh.

“Mom…” groaned Blaze. “I’m working.”

“I know, but I figured that while your father, siblings and I are visiting Giagiá and Pappoús, I could take Wright to see you while Flicker, Sparky and Ember are out at the movie theater.”

“Mrs. Wright, this studio isn’t kid friendly.” said Nate. “Did you see the store parallel to us?”

“Sorry, I can’t see very far away. I’ll check it out as we head to the home to see Giagiá and Pappoús.”

“Don’t. It’s an adult toy store.”

“Oh my.”

“Yeah. Anyways, feel free to hang.” Nate offered.

“We can watch Wright for a while.” said Blaze.

“I’d like that, thanks, Blaze.”

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"Up a Tree" Clip

“How the hell did Schmitty climb up a tree.” Cookie deadpanned. “Or more accurately, failed to?” 

“I was climbing after Guy.” Schmitty explained, on the grass, with a bloody nose.

“I CALLED THE AMBULANCE!” A neighbor yelled.

“Can you backtrack?” asked Roxanne.

“Guy exited the upstairs window, climbed down a tree, then climbed up one. I followed him through the front door.”

“Thrill of adventure.” Roxanne laughed.

Radley yelled. “I DON’T WANNA BE THAT WAY! NO! NO!”

Booloo’s voice was frantic. “No- you’re not- odds- Cookie, help.”

“One second. Schmitty, anything broken?”

“YOUR KID IS SCARED!” Booloo scolded. “He’s having his first panic attack and you’re gonna sit back and WATCH?!?” 

“Coming.” Cookie took the tablet. “What’s wrong?”

“I’m scared. Why did Schmitty fall outta a tree?”

“...He was trying to catch Guy.” “What if that happens to me?” Radley was crying. “I don’t wanna run away and hurt you!”

Booloo blinked. “Hold up. Schmitty was doing WHAT?”

“Long story.”

(pic coming soon)

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"Bob's Sparkling Heart: Who's Gonna Heal the Healer?" Clip

Roxanne sat beside Guy, motioning at him to sit up as well “Guy, it’s Roxie…remember, I was trying to teach you to meditate earlier?”

“...Y…yeah.” Guy quivered.

“Just, do what I do.” Roxanne smiled a little as she sat cross-legged on the ground, breathing deeply.

“...okay.” Guy sighed.

“That’s it. Close your eyes, breathe real deep and let your brain wander a little.”

Guy nodded.

“Deep breath in…” Roxanne began “...and a deep breath out…”

Guy did so. “...this feels nice.”

Roxanne smiled, opening an eye. “I’m gonna count us down from 100 to 0. Can you keep breathing deep, for me?”

“Okay. But if I fall asleep…”

“They won’t make it past 80.” Avery whispered to Booloo.

“Bet.” Booloo smirked.

“100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90…” Roxanne began.

“...Mmmph…“ Guy sounded a bit tired.

“...89…88…87…86…85…84…83…82…81…80…” she continued.

Ultra!Denki smiled as he watched the two. “When can I do it?” he whispered to Roxanne.

“Now. But whisper it.” Roxanne nodded. “79…78…77…76…75…”

“Ultimate Robodenki Calming Therapy.” he whispered to himself.

And with that, Guy fell asleep…

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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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"Alarm Fails, Everyone's Fucked" Clip

“Mmmmmmmmph…can’t that damn thing shut off?” Theodore whined.

“No, it can’t.” Henry groaned, pale in the face.

“How?” Theodore groaned.

Wheeler just grumbled as he sat up in a pile of stuffed animals.

“Ladies and gentlemen, there is no emergency going on right now. We do apologize for the malfunction of the ship's horn, and we are working to figure out a solution, which could take 45 minutes to an hour- again, we apologize for any inconvenience and hope you have a magical night.” An announcer spoke.

“Who the FUCK is doing ANYTHING at 2 in the morning on a Disney cruise?” Wheeler asked before seeing Frances reading a book on science with Polly running around the deck. “I stand VERY corrected.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been told that the alarm system will be fixed by tomorrow morning at 8, so there should be no itinerary changes of note, thank you for your patience while we fix this issue and have a magical night.” The announcer came back on again.

“YAAAAAAAARRR!” Polly cheered.

“Ma’am. You in the jungle green pajamas, please stop running around and go back to your room.” A cleaning cast member scolded.

Polly paused, then begrudgingly did so.

“What happened?” Frances looked up.

Polly muttered under her breath “I just wanted to run around a lil’ an’ someone scolded me.”

“Well, they’re making sure people can sleep peacefully.” Gertrude tried to explain.

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"Once Upon a De-Cyber" Clip

Shit has been eventful, with the company play, the concert and everything else. But finally, they could relax this evening, watching a few Christmas movies, warming up by the polycule’s fireplace and just talking together while Booloo and Avery were making Faebelle Christmas cookies and normal shortbread together.

Nothing could possibly go wrong. Besides, Ricardo made sure Nate got the RIGHT “Jack Frost” movie.

“Look!” Ginger muttered as she, Arianna, Honey and Glitch looked out the window, Glitch carried Cumin in his arm. “It’s really snowy out there!”

“SNOW!” Arianna cheered.

“Snow! Snow! Snow!” Cumin babbled.

The baby fae was getting pretty chatty for a 13 month old.

“I forgot fae babies learnt to talk around the four month mark.” Buzz mused as he sipped a hot chocolate.

“Yeah.” Ellie mused. “Otherwise I wouldn’t have said the MF word near my future brother in law…oh who am I kidding, I still would’ve! Just gimme a sec.”

“Mmmmmmmmmm, sure is cozy in the house.” Schmitty gushed as he wrapped himself and Cookie in a blanket.

“Hey!” Guy huffed. “Can’t I have some?”

“Noooooope.” Cookie blew a raspberry.

“Besides, one of us has to shovel the driveway.” Schmitty smirked.

“And it’s me because?”

“You’re the most fit.” Cookie smirked. “And we’re coooooooooomfy.”

“I shoveled this morning. It was 12:15 but it still counts as ‘morning’.” Guy huffed. “Lazy…”

“But we’re COMMMMFY!” Cookie gave the cute eyes.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

“I did not order pizza.” Nate explained. “But, Guy, can you be an angel and get the-”

“YES, I’M GETTING THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR!”

“Language.” Schmitty scolded. 

Guy just huffed and opened the door-

-as a freezing Kim ran in, shivering all the while.

“What happened?!?” Cookie gasped.

“Power went out in my place. Cold temps aren’t good for mermaids, since we’re like, part cold-blooded fish. Mind if I stay?” “Is that even a question? Of course!” Aianna beamed.

“Let’s ask Cookie.” Bob was more weary.

“Mi casa es fu casa.” Schmitty smiled.

“Tu casa.” Booloo commented. “Power went out in my place, some asshole ran into a power pole, it’ll take three hours. Mind if me and Ellie stay longer?”

Avery let out a laugh. 

"Yeeeeeeeeeah..." Ellie shivered. “We’re not taking no for an answer. If you don’t want us here, tough luck.”

“Fine.” Schmitty sighed. 

“NOW can I have some blanket?” Guy gave his best ‘cute eyes’.