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"Yet Another Lock In?!?" Clip
“Midnight’s gonna be badass.” Polly declared as she rushed out of a portal.
“Wait, what-” Booloo was startled. “POLLY! How you doing?”
“Good, good, y’ two miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight hafta reschedule that fer midnight.” Polly explained. “Ray bet Frances, Wheeler AND Anne that they can’t do a triple jinx.”
“Fair.” Booloo shrugged. “Thanks for the heads up.” 
“So…mind if the four o’ us stay after?” Polly asked.
“No prob! Just let Helen know your intention.”
“Okay. HELEN!!!” Polly shouted.
“What-”
*CRASH*
A pile of stuffed animals flopped out of a portal.
“...Anne, Polly, Frances and Wheeler are staying over!” Ellie yelled.
“I noticed.” Helen walked in.
Booloo squealed at the sight of the stuffies. “stuffiestuffiestuffiestuffie-”
Wheeler dizzily poked his head out, rubbing their eyes. “Did I pack enough?”
“You packed the perfect amount!” Booloo squealed.
“I told you.” Frances rushed over with Lab Rat and a bunch of caffeine patches on their arms. “Look! Look!”
“Are those caffeine or nicotine patches?”
“THEY’RE SHAPED LIKE STICKERS!” Frances beamed.
“Fine then, keep your secrets.” Ellie smirked.
“Caffeine.” Anne laughed a little as she carried some sleeping bags and pillows.
“I can do chaos magic.” Ellie bragged. “Purple rain, chocolate rain, madness illusions, mild dimension warping to make barriers? All that.”
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-Kandi
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RISE AND SHINE, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S MONDAY
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Avery: "COOKIE, I'M STEALING YOUR CHAINSAW!!!"
Donald Trump announces he will [on the first day] “ask Congress to pass a bill establishing that the only genders recognized by the U.S. government are male and female, and they are assigned at birth.”
Spread the word / make a new post / say something / help do something
I’ll be spreading the word and I hope you do to
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Ryker about Sunny
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"Imagination Halation and Glowing Wings" Clip
“Any requests, you two?” Pika asked.
“Hang on a sec. Got anything in mind?”
She can sing? I gotta hear this! Santiago realized. Surprise me!
“Santiago says surprise me.”
Beat.
“Well shit, okay then.” Pika cleared her throat quietly, playing a few strings.
“When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be…”
“Mmmm, she’s good…” Guy whispered.
“When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows day after day?
Here's what my sweetheart said…
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be…”
Guy was conked out by then, murmuring.
Pika paused. “Asleep that quick, huh? Sleep tight, Guy.”
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-the cousins
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"Robopika Origins: Curses and Jewels and Stuffies, Oh My! (BONUS EPISODE)" Clip
“Look, I know you’re new here, but these guys mean a lot to me. More than you’ll EVER know. They helped me belong, they helped me gain a community, gain friends, and changed my life forever. I care about them. I care about their impact on each other, on everyone they meet, and especially how they allowed me to grow. And because I care about them, I will protect them with my life!”
Now freed from her bonds, she rushed in front of the possessed Doki, tackling her to the ground.
The barrier disappeared as Doki fell, her gem glowing brightly soon after.
“NO MATTER WHAT!”
“KIRURU!!!!”
One yell later, yellow light surrounded Booloo, and she received a compact in her hand. The yellow compact had a pink center, with a white faceted gem painted onto the center.
She looked at Pixel, dumbstruck.
Pixel shrugged, his smile sheepish.
“Congrats! You are the guardian of caring, with the power of gemstones!”
“Eh?” “You are filled with so much kindness for others, and you would do anything to make sure that they’re okay. Is that not the definition of immense caring?”
“I…I…”
“Hey, what’s with all the hesitating?” Pixel yelled out. “You wanted to become a Robodoki member for a long time, right?”
“Yeah…’ Booloo glanced at Doki, who was now aiming his keyblade at Pixel’s throat. “...but not like this.”
“Nobody gets chosen when they’re ready. The important thing is to not let your self doubts mess with your choice. Because I believe in you. Doki believes in you…we all believe in you, newbie, even during the bad days.” Nate struggled in Doki’s grip. 
“Besides, you’ll get to help so many people, and look damn good doing it, two things I know you not only like, but would die for the chance to do.”
Still a bit unsure, Booloo unclasped the compact, noticing the yellow A gems inside it.
“Yeah! What Nate said!” Kiruru’s voice giggled. “Now come on! Say the magic words you once wrote, and protect the ones you love most!”
“...You’re right. Besides, Aianna needs me.” Booloo declared. “And I’ll do anything to protect the ones I love!”
“That’s the spirit!” Nate cheered as Booloo began to pose. “Now give ‘em a pretty light show!”
“HELL YEAH!”
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"Bedtime Brainwashing...Thanksgiving Flavored!" Clip
“You find yourself on a plane...with Schmitty. On a date.” Toby whispered. “Nothing out of the ordinary yet.”
Avery blinked and looked at the others “Am I the only one NOT tired from the meal?!”
“For once, in your 20 year life.” Nate scoffed tiredly. “Just gonna rest my head for a minute…”
Guy groaned and hugged his football. Bob laughed tiredly. “For once, I think we’re safe from a groin attack. He’s asleep.”
“Don’t jinx it.” Aianna slurred.
Toby feigned shock. “Geez. Everyone’s asleep today. Off ya go, Guy.” He led him on.
“...You’re in the Superbowl. The audience. Not knowing you’re about to be called into the game...but having a feeling something special might happen.”
Avery was just trying to understand what was going on, clearly confused. “What the FUCK…am I emiting vibes or something? Is that the gossip, here?”
Buzz jolted a little “Avery, please tell us you’re NOT tired, for once…”
“They’re not, no eye glow.” Toby reassured. “Just go back to sleep. Join the others.”
Nate sighed and bit his tongue to stay awake as Buzz caved in.
“You’re the host of a new YDKJ game!” Toby whispered as he carried Buzz. “Isn’t that nice?” Nate narrowed his eyes. “Something smells rotten...and it isn’t the food…”
Schmitty yawned loudly. “Nate, it’s probably Redacted burning something…”
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Cookie and Schmitty
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"Journey to the Center of the Chicken Bucket" Clip
Raven looked over. “Hen, are you okay? What’s your name?”
“Henry…”
“What happened before you blacked out?” asked Raven, calmly.
“Besides you and Ellie switching bodies?” Henry blinked.
“...About Alivia?”
Henry thought about it. “Buzz and Frances were talking- apparently Frances was a crack baby.”
“Do you remember anything else?”
“There was a knock at the door.”
“And?” “And a girl named Alivia was there…and…she…” He gulped.
“...she’s related to Frances.”
“Yep, that would make anyone faint.” Raven mused.
“Hey.” Henry scolded.
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Alivia: Now then, the prognosis is this: if you die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Healthy recovery in next to no time. Ask me what happens if you die in reality? Frances: What happens? Alivia: You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality.
Source: Doctor Who (Amy's Choice)
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Polly: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do. Edgar: Nah, I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks. Theodore: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand. Wheeler: Those rules are all stupid, okay? I've never done any of those things!
Source: How I Met Your Mother
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"Dream Weavers (EPILOGUE)/Well That Was Awkward" Clip
"Ugh...what the fuck-" Avery held their head.
"Welcome to your first curse." Pixel sighed. "Headaches are common."
"Ow..."
Pika handed them Rose.
"Let's head back in the office and-" Schmitty began.
"Ahem?" Roxanne asked as she, Buzz, Bob and Nate looked at the group. "Aren't you forgetting something?"
"Oh, yeah. Purification." Pika laughed. "It's not gonna hurt, trust me."
"Okay." Avery held Rose even more-
*PULL*
-as Guy pulled them in for a tight hug.
"Mmmmmm." Avery smiled.
"Hey, your eyes are good. We're all set!" Guy declared.
"You heard the himbo." Pika laughed.
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Best Friends Through Thick and Sting
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Shit's Going Down...Part 1
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