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"Journey to the Center of the Chicken Bucket" Clip

“So…while we wait for this mixup to be over…uh…” Frances looked around. “Honeysuckle, eh?”

“My parents wanted to give my siblings and I flower names for middle names.” Buzz mused.

“You got off lucky.”

“Hmm? How can anything be worse than Honeysuckle?”

“Mine’s Finklewink.”

“The fuck’s a Finklewink?”

“My parents must’ve been high on baby birthing drugs- like morphine.”

“I think you mean Epidural- morphine’s an illegal substance.” 

Silence. 

“What?”

“Yep.”

“Darn it- so that’s how I failed my nursing exam.” Frances teased.

Buzz shrugged. “You’re a crack baby. Hate to be so blunt, but it seems likely. And it also explains so much…”

“Well…fuck.”

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Coming to AO3...

Helen Beverly gets cursed with the ability to give others the flu, due to her fear of the five fucks fucking shit up without her around to stop them. But how DID she get the flu? Can robots and half-toons GET the flu? And why is Booloo taking up the Robodoki mantel?

As Robodoki, Booloo gets a curse that really makes venting out her problems affect others. Can the team get through to her? And HOW?

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"Ah great, New York drivers even in Chicago" -Frances

Source: Murder, She Wrote (Crossed Up)

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HAPY GUY FAWKES DAY/BONFIRE NIGHT

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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"You Glow, Girl (Be a Glow-Getter): From the Album Be- Side" Clip

“WE’VE GOT IT DOWN!” Bones cheered,.

“Thought you were against it.” Splash teased, fixing her blue scales patches on her normally Asian skin.

Mrs. Kaine laughed a little as she opened the front door. “Hi Kandi. Hi Abby…or should I call you Booloo?”

“Just Booloo.” She smiled. “Glad to finally see you.”

Booloo felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around, seeing a fae that looked nearly identical to Kandi, except for hot pink tips in her hair.

“...Oh. Uh, you must be-”

“Name’s Kylie.” 

“...I’m not going to keep track of these names well. Sorry in advance.” Booloo chuckled. “I love the hair, though!”

“Gotcha.” another fae swooped in. She had yellow tips in her hair. “Cassie.”

“Oh! April, May, and June vibes! Like…Like the Ducktales characters!”

“Cody.” a male fae swooped over, he had a streak of neon purple hair in his hair. 

Beat.

“Are…they your older siblings?” Booloo asked.

“Not by much.” Kandi shrugged. “But yeah, they’re older.”

“I like their style!” Booloo beamed.

“Thanks! And Rocky’s friends are staying a while. Shame Ellie didn’t wanna come.”

“Yeah, well, they and Avery are causing chaos in the studio.” Booloo groaned.

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Polycule + Redacted

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Guy: "Is there some game where I just lie really still on a comfy bed or something?" Radley: "Hospital!" Guy: "Oh, not hospital."

Source: Bluey (Hospital)

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"These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" Clip

“Sleepover with the detectives, sleepover with the detectives.” Avery grinned to themselves. “Sleepover with the detectives!”

“Yeah, that’s gonna be fun.” Booloo chuckled, earplugs in. “And everyone else is here, too! Case things go wrong, yknow?”

“Nothings gonna go wrong.” Raven reassured, summoning a bed in the middle of the living room. “I made the detectives promise to be quiet.”

“Okay, YOU out of all people should know that’s a jinx.” Booloo groaned. “But I’m still pretty happy you invited us here. It’s a cozy little place.”

“I know. With 10 people to keep in check, it can get a tad chaotic.”

“There we go…” Wheeler smiled, setting out a bunch of stuffed animals on an air mattress. “That oughta do it.”

“Can you put some on the bed, too!”

“Eh, sure, why not.” Wheeler did so. “But Betsy stays with me.”

“Deal.” Booloo nodded. “Thanks, Raven. I can’t sleep on air mattresses bc sensory shit.” 

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Theodore: Let's not forget last Tuesday's incident. *flashback* Wheeler: 🎶Uptown girl, you know I've seen her in her uptown world-🎶 Raven: *looks over cause someone left the door open* Wheeler: DON'T COME IN, DON'T COME IN! *end of flashback* Gertrude: You were listening to New York raised, rock/pop sensation Billy Joel (again)? Wheeler: No! Heh heh...I wasn't...IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

Source: Gravity Falls

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"My Cousin's a Cat (and a Cat's My Cousin)" Clip

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Booloo stood nervously at the house. She had ordered some stickers of the ABBA singers for Nate off of Etsy and THIS was supposed to be the place where she collected the stickers.

She brought pepper spray just in case it wasn't. 

“That must be her, come in.”

A woman with peachy skin opened the door. She had jet black hair, gray eyes, red lipstick, a minty green hoodie, dark blue jeans and white shoes on.

Was…this the right house?

“I’m…sorry, m’aam.” Booloo stammered. “I think I got-”

“You’re the one who wanted those ABBA stickers, right?” the woman mused.

“Yes.” Booloo nodded. “Apologies.”

“Oh, I’m Lindsay. Do come in.”

She invited Booloo inside. It was a small house, but it looked cozy and perfect for a family of four.

“Can I get you something to drink while I get your stickers? Coffee? Tea? Milk? Juice?”

“Just water.” Booloo nodded.

“Okay then.”

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Booloo looked around. There were a few wedding pictures on the walls, as she noticed. 

The sticker creator looked lovely in a wedding dress. Booloo hoped she herself would have beautiful wedding pictures hung up on the walls of her and Kandi’s house.

She also hoped Nate liked the stickers she got commissioned for him, otherwise-

Nope, she was having RSD thoughts.

Lindsay walked back with an envelope. “Here’re your stickers.”

“Uh…here’s your money, keep the change.”

“You look kinda familiar.” Lindsay paused.

“You…watch the news?” 

“Not usually. My husband does, though.”

“Oh…uh, maybe you encountered a demon and her MANY detectives?”

Lindsay’s eyes lit up. “Probably. My girl did get ‘jinxed’ by a woman with a guinea pig last year.”

Booloo was this close to stimming.

“You’re Jade’s mom.”

“Yes…”

“NicemeetingyouLindsayIgottagetbacktothestudioandsurpriseNate!”

“You too?” 

Lindsay was utterly confused, but shrugged it off.

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-Cookie core

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"Toys and Dolls, We're Just a Bunch of Crazy Toys and Dolls!" Clip

A ping from Helen’s communicator.

“Hel, it’s Buzz, can you please come and lend a hand?”

“What now?” Helen asked.

“This sounds stupid, but we’re all a bit nervous to barge in and confront Aianna.” Buzz explained.

“Okay, guardian of courage.” Helen snarked.

“I’m just scared because Aianna is turning others into toy versions and Avery is a unicorn and they have powers and hit Nate and-”

“NO ONE HURTS MY FIVE FUCKS!” Helen realized. “Mavis, Guy, come on!”

Mavis saluted as Guy nodded his head. 

“Guy, please leave Pinkie Pie here.” Mavis suggested.

Helen rolled her eyes “Buzz, we’re on our way.”

“Good!” Buzz said. “Bob, Cookie, Roxie and I will be hiding behind the corner. Schmitty said he’ll meet you at the door. And by the way, courage isn’t recklessness-” “Save that for the battlefield. Over and out.”

“Come on, team.” Helen ordered as the three headed for the breakroom, seeing the rest of the team a bit nervous to enter. “We’re here. What did Avery do to Nate?”

“Magic.” Schmitty said.

“...Magic naps.” Fluffy admitted, zooming in. “Of course their special talent would be that.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Mavis backed away a little. “A British pony?”

Schmitty was trying not to show any signs of fascination and Guy was trying not to geek out.

“Yes, I’m British!” Fluffy groaned. “It’s me, Fluffy, Fuwa, whatever you want to call me!”

Helen sighed “Of course.”

“Hello, every pony.” Avery walked over.

“Avery, I take it.” Helen smirked a little.

“Hi Avery.” Mavis chuckled.

“Guy, you okay?” Schmitty noticed how freaked out Guy looked before the latter fainted in the former’s arms.

“Real smooth, Avery.” Fluffy snarked. 

“That…wasn’t my magic…” Avery said. “Is my appearance too jarring?”

“No; I almost geeked out too.” Schmitty said, having caught a passed out Guy. “Christ, you’re heavy.”

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Pika harmonizing with the OG Doki team be like this

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Ryker: It doesn’t have a bone. Avery : Then why is it called a boner?

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"Who's a Cute Little Devil?" Clip

“See? This is a car…” Guy showed Radley and Ranch some toy cars.

“Car!” Radley began to play with it. “Vroom vroom!”

“Wow, you got a lot of energy, kiddo. Oh, we’re approaching a roadblock, turn that way.”

Ranch rolled their eyes. Nothing exciting was going on-

A bird flew outside and the cat mewed, rushing to the cat door to chase it.

“Ranch, get back.” Guy reminded. “Just until Cookie and Schmitty get back.”

“Cookie?” Radley lit up.

“He’s your first dad. I lost a game of tag, so I’m dad-”

“COOKIE!”

“Lord, give me patience…”

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HAPPY NO NUT NOVEMBER TO ALL THE NUTS IN THE WORKSPACE -Mecha