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[magicalincorrectrobodokiquotes]

"Aloha Oy Vey" Clip

“There's no place I'd rather be

Than on my surfboard out at sea

Lingering in the ocean blue

And if I had one wish come true

I'd surf 'til the sun sets

Beyond the horizon

ʻĀwikiwiki, mai lohilohi

Lawe mai i ko papa heʻe nalu

Flyin' by on the Hawaiian roller coaster ride”

“Disney is gonna sue somebody.” Nate snarked.

Ryker shrugged. “Who gives a flying fairy fuck?”

“Disney would, the powerwash mural is just the START!” Nate began to rant-

-before Avery rushed in.

“ALRIGHT! IT’S BBQ TIME” Avery cheered and kissed Ryker…

…on the lips…

…passionately.

Ellie slowly covered her eyes.

Booloo couldn’t look away.

Kandi snapped a picture.

Guy chuckled, pulling Bartholomew close to him. “Heh…least they’re all having a blast. Wooooooooooooooo…”

“Are you okay?” Schmitty blinked.

“Just ate too many hotdogs…”

“That explains why we’re already cooking more hotdogs…” Cookie mused. “I ate all the burgers in one sitting!”

“You’re bluffing.” Guy scoffed.

Redacted sat in between Cookie and Schmitty. “Hey, it’s your favorite serial killer.”

“And someone’s making hamburgers and hotdogs.” Schmitty shushed him.

“Cookie?” Guy blinked. “Can I go to bed early?”

“Can you wait until 7:15?” Cookie sighed. “The steaks and kabobs are almost ready.”

“Fine.” Guy admitted.

Redacted smiled. “I love a good BBQ, the burning coals, the meat, mother and father yelling in front of us kids as we watched on- such a special time.”

[lovemehatemex0]

I’m just going to go walk into traffic

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

I REMEMBER THIS; I WAS A FIFTH GRADE STUDENT PLAYING ON THE COMPUTERS AND GOING TO THE ODD SQUAD WEBSTIRE!

Why does no one talk about this?

I remember this from when I was younger. Has this feature ever been found again? I know it's not on internet archive

[negrowhat]

PLEASE BOSS NEVER STOP BEING THE MOANING TOP THAT YOU ARE! AND THE FUCKING MIRROR SHOT OF PHU GOING DOWN ON CIR????????????????? ART!

[ace1diots]

you WILL look at my gay minecraft fanart

(Comic ID & Transcript of text under cut!)

Page One:

Panel one: Viking is large and on the left side of the screen, facing right, while avid is crouching to place a shulker box down. Avid says “Haha, you’re the worst!” and Viking replies “Oh yeah? Well you wanna kiss me sooooo bad it makes you look stupid!”

Panel two: Avid (large and on the right side of the screen) looks up and turns towards Viking and says “HA! Well maybe I do!”. The “do” is underlined.

Panel three: Viking, with his hands on his hips, winks at Avid and says “Prove it then.” as Avid walks towards him with his hands behind his back, laughing and saying “Haha, Ok!”

Page Two:

Panel one: Avid has cupped Viking’s face in his hands. Viking, who seems to have not expected this and has eyes wide in panic, says “Wait just a-“ before getting cut off.

Panel two: Vikings last sentence was cut off by Avid kissing him. Viking, who can no longer talk due to being kissed, just makes a “Mmf!” noise. The speech bubble has little hearts on the edge of it. Viking looks incredibly surprised and very flustered. His eyes somehow get even wider.

Panel three: A wide shot of Avid and Viking kissing. Viking has his eyes open and is pulling on Avid’s coat somewhat forcefully. Viking’s tail is pointed up, and he seems to still be somewhat in shock. Avid has his eyes closed, is still cupping Viking’s face with his hands, and has put his left leg between Viking’s legs. Avid’s monkey tail is somewhat shaped like a heart. There are several small hearts drawn around the two of them, and a somewhat long squiggly line with heart shapes at the end of it near the two of them.

Panel four: Avid and Viking pull away from the kiss. Viking is out of breath and breathing heavily, still looking shocked. Viking says “Avid?”, but stutters a little. He’s still very flustered. Avid has his eyes open now and is looking somewhat smug, but is still cupping Viking’s face in his hands. Avid says “Haha! Look who’s turn it is to be all flustered now! Ahah….”

Panel five: Vikings face (with Avid’s hands on it still” is large and in the left hand corner of the wideshot panel. He still looks to be shocked, nervous, and catching his breath. Avid, for the first time in the comic, has a shocked expression, like hes only just processed what he did. In the middle of the panel, Avid and Viking can be seen still sort of holding eachother, though Viking’s hand has moved fully to Avids waist, and they are looking into eachothers eyes. Neither of them says a word until Avid says “Huh? Oh.” While stuttering a little.

Panel six: Viking and Avid have moved apart from each other, looking in the other direction from one another and both clearly very flustered. Viking has his right hand over his mouth and his left over his chest, and is facing the left side of the screen. Avid has fully burrier his face in his hands and is running to the right of the screen. Avid sputters saying “Oh my gosh I’m so so sorry um um I’ve got things! To do today!”. Avid continues, saying “I’ve got to go to my base now!”. Viking replies “Yeah, um. Me too.” and then follows up with, “Do you want to um. Do this again sometime?”. Avid responds “Yeah yeah, um of course!”

[layraket]

Flufftober Day 6- Corn Maze

Taking Hyrule with him to explore the farm ended up better than he expected. “This is so big! Do you collect all of them?” He was already getting farther from his side, better keep an eye on him before getting lost. “Yeah, usually we collect ‘em at fall” “I wonder what’s at the center of the maze” Before Twilight had said something Hyrule went inside the “corn wall” as a faster and easier way to go across the maze, better follow him before having to cut the whole harvest to find him again.

boys exploring ordon and twi wanted to get rulie to see the orchards

@flufftober

[frecht]

no more than 4 hours of sleep <3

[curiosity-killed]

I rlly rlly should go find dinner but I rlly rlly just want to go to sleep

[likesplatterpaint]

Ain’t no party like a

“Wake up from a dead sleep because the filter of your most prized fish was making a scary noise and then wouldn’t turn back on so now we disassemble the biggest fucking canister filter we own to sop up excess water from access and rinse of sand and debris and take apart the motor and examine the impeller and screw it all together and take everything out from under the 6 x 2 x 3 stand and plug it in and pray and it works again party and thank god husband noticed and was down there because Holy Shit” Party

Cuz a terrifying failure of filter of 180 gallons and a sensitive ass fish party

Don’t stop?

[lupismaris]

Mantra for today: I am not responsible for other people facing the consequences of their poor planning or executive dysfunction, no matter how deeply I love them and want them to avoid said consequences or how much their inevitable upset impacts me.

[isdalinarhot]

learning Fun Mew Things about myself by Not Drinking tonight besides the usual Agony Suffering Horrible AAAAAAH shit I knew before. Namely:

1. Because of the way evening light hitting my bedroom is Sensory Hell and my bathroom (where I usually drink) is the only room in my apartment that faces east instead of west, I have to hide out in the bathroom until the sun goes down anyway

2. Because a good half of my water intake is me trying to overcorrect alcohol’s dehydrating effects so my hangovers are better (and to wash away the taste of fruit. lmao) if I don’t drink when I usually do I Will get a dehydration headache by like 6 pm. This is juuuuuuust enough like a hangover to trick my brain into Not Craving Alcohol due to the “well if I drink I will literally just throw up due to Upset Tummy and also Wikipedia says hair of the dog doesn’t work so the placebo is broken and I can’t hair of the dog myself anymore” effect but I suspect it will be harder once the ibuprofen and glass of water kicks in

[lovemehatemex0]

I can’t feel my legs after today

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Chrono, trying to drive: How many-

Setsuno: *slams his fist on the chair a couple times* Bald man alert

Chrono: miles- wh-

Setsuno: bald man.

Chrono: bald man????

Deidoro: Bald man!

Setsuno: ✨bald man✨

Nemoto: shh the windows are rolled down

*Chrono’s Bluetooth reconnects and blasts a song, startling them all*

[asinglesock]

[emerges from the library covered in blood] four hours to get one miserable little assignment completed.

[wewontbesleeping]

forgot how funny broad city is

[bholadasposts]