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[magicalincorrectrobodokiquotes]

Guy: "Fra...gee...lay...must be Italian." Cookie: "I think that says 'fragile'." Beat. Guy: "Oh yeah..."

Source: A Christmas Story

[lovemehatemex0]

I’m just going to go walk into traffic

[ace1diots]

you WILL look at my gay minecraft fanart

(Comic ID & Transcript of text under cut!)

Page One:

Panel one: Viking is large and on the left side of the screen, facing right, while avid is crouching to place a shulker box down. Avid says “Haha, you’re the worst!” and Viking replies “Oh yeah? Well you wanna kiss me sooooo bad it makes you look stupid!”

Panel two: Avid (large and on the right side of the screen) looks up and turns towards Viking and says “HA! Well maybe I do!”. The “do” is underlined.

Panel three: Viking, with his hands on his hips, winks at Avid and says “Prove it then.” as Avid walks towards him with his hands behind his back, laughing and saying “Haha, Ok!”

Page Two:

Panel one: Avid has cupped Viking’s face in his hands. Viking, who seems to have not expected this and has eyes wide in panic, says “Wait just a-“ before getting cut off.

Panel two: Vikings last sentence was cut off by Avid kissing him. Viking, who can no longer talk due to being kissed, just makes a “Mmf!” noise. The speech bubble has little hearts on the edge of it. Viking looks incredibly surprised and very flustered. His eyes somehow get even wider.

Panel three: A wide shot of Avid and Viking kissing. Viking has his eyes open and is pulling on Avid’s coat somewhat forcefully. Viking’s tail is pointed up, and he seems to still be somewhat in shock. Avid has his eyes closed, is still cupping Viking’s face with his hands, and has put his left leg between Viking’s legs. Avid’s monkey tail is somewhat shaped like a heart. There are several small hearts drawn around the two of them, and a somewhat long squiggly line with heart shapes at the end of it near the two of them.

Panel four: Avid and Viking pull away from the kiss. Viking is out of breath and breathing heavily, still looking shocked. Viking says “Avid?”, but stutters a little. He’s still very flustered. Avid has his eyes open now and is looking somewhat smug, but is still cupping Viking’s face in his hands. Avid says “Haha! Look who’s turn it is to be all flustered now! Ahah….”

Panel five: Vikings face (with Avid’s hands on it still” is large and in the left hand corner of the wideshot panel. He still looks to be shocked, nervous, and catching his breath. Avid, for the first time in the comic, has a shocked expression, like hes only just processed what he did. In the middle of the panel, Avid and Viking can be seen still sort of holding eachother, though Viking’s hand has moved fully to Avids waist, and they are looking into eachothers eyes. Neither of them says a word until Avid says “Huh? Oh.” While stuttering a little.

Panel six: Viking and Avid have moved apart from each other, looking in the other direction from one another and both clearly very flustered. Viking has his right hand over his mouth and his left over his chest, and is facing the left side of the screen. Avid has fully burrier his face in his hands and is running to the right of the screen. Avid sputters saying “Oh my gosh I’m so so sorry um um I’ve got things! To do today!”. Avid continues, saying “I’ve got to go to my base now!”. Viking replies “Yeah, um. Me too.” and then follows up with, “Do you want to um. Do this again sometime?”. Avid responds “Yeah yeah, um of course!”

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

I REMEMBER THIS; I WAS A FIFTH GRADE STUDENT PLAYING ON THE COMPUTERS AND GOING TO THE ODD SQUAD WEBSTIRE!

Why does no one talk about this?

I remember this from when I was younger. Has this feature ever been found again? I know it's not on internet archive

[layraket]

Flufftober Day 6- Corn Maze

Taking Hyrule with him to explore the farm ended up better than he expected. “This is so big! Do you collect all of them?” He was already getting farther from his side, better keep an eye on him before getting lost. “Yeah, usually we collect ‘em at fall” “I wonder what’s at the center of the maze” Before Twilight had said something Hyrule went inside the “corn wall” as a faster and easier way to go across the maze, better follow him before having to cut the whole harvest to find him again.

boys exploring ordon and twi wanted to get rulie to see the orchards

@flufftober

[its-arson-time]

i touched grass today

[curiosity-killed]

I rlly rlly should go find dinner but I rlly rlly just want to go to sleep

[likesplatterpaint]

Ain’t no party like a

“Wake up from a dead sleep because the filter of your most prized fish was making a scary noise and then wouldn’t turn back on so now we disassemble the biggest fucking canister filter we own to sop up excess water from access and rinse of sand and debris and take apart the motor and examine the impeller and screw it all together and take everything out from under the 6 x 2 x 3 stand and plug it in and pray and it works again party and thank god husband noticed and was down there because Holy Shit” Party

Cuz a terrifying failure of filter of 180 gallons and a sensitive ass fish party

Don’t stop?

[magicalincorrectrobodokiquotes]

"Happy Halloween Jinxes" Clip

OCTOBER 2030

"THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!" 10 year old Alice giggled as she spun around. Serenity, Ginger and Arianna giggled as they watched.

"Thanks for the costumes, Grandpa Tippet." Ginger smiled as she adjusted her hearing aid.

"Never a problem, dears." Lord Tippet cooed as he helped put the finishing touches on a cowboy costume for 1 year old Skye. "There we go, young baby. You look quite dapper."

Skye giggled and babbled as he played with the hat.

"I think he likes it." Logan mused.

"He definitely likes it." laughing, Glitch put Skye in the twin stroller. "Now, where oh where could Baby May and Little Rad be?"

"Glitch, Glitch!" five year old Radley ran over and hugged him, wrapped in toilet paper. "Look! I'm a mummy! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains!"

"That's for zombies." Ginger sighed.

"Oh."

"Ah!" 1 year old May crawled over.

"Hey little lady." Lord Tippet picked her up. "Ready to try on your Halloween costume?"

She blew a raspberry.

"I'm taking that as a 'yes', May."

(pic coming soon)

[lovemehatemex0]

I can’t feel my legs after today

[lupismaris]

Mantra for today: I am not responsible for other people facing the consequences of their poor planning or executive dysfunction, no matter how deeply I love them and want them to avoid said consequences or how much their inevitable upset impacts me.

[isdalinarhot]

learning Fun Mew Things about myself by Not Drinking tonight besides the usual Agony Suffering Horrible AAAAAAH shit I knew before. Namely:

1. Because of the way evening light hitting my bedroom is Sensory Hell and my bathroom (where I usually drink) is the only room in my apartment that faces east instead of west, I have to hide out in the bathroom until the sun goes down anyway

2. Because a good half of my water intake is me trying to overcorrect alcohol’s dehydrating effects so my hangovers are better (and to wash away the taste of fruit. lmao) if I don’t drink when I usually do I Will get a dehydration headache by like 6 pm. This is juuuuuuust enough like a hangover to trick my brain into Not Craving Alcohol due to the “well if I drink I will literally just throw up due to Upset Tummy and also Wikipedia says hair of the dog doesn’t work so the placebo is broken and I can’t hair of the dog myself anymore” effect but I suspect it will be harder once the ibuprofen and glass of water kicks in

[bubmyg]

idk the whole part of suchwita where yoongi was insisting he listens to epik high when he doesn’t feel so great n tablo telling him he’s definitely become that for other people now too and then the whole discussion of song request and how tablo only recommended yoongi to feature because even before they’d properly met and become close like they are now he thought of yoongi as one who could embody a song that personifies music as comfort. like yeah. Yeah. 

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Chrono, trying to drive: How many-

Setsuno: *slams his fist on the chair a couple times* Bald man alert

Chrono: miles- wh-

Setsuno: bald man.

Chrono: bald man????

Deidoro: Bald man!

Setsuno: ✨bald man✨

Nemoto: shh the windows are rolled down

*Chrono’s Bluetooth reconnects and blasts a song, startling them all*

[asinglesock]

[emerges from the library covered in blood] four hours to get one miserable little assignment completed.

[crowcryptid]

Thank you to my professor for having common sense and ending the class 30 mins early cause no one who is willingly taking a class at this time is memorizing chemical formulas past 9 pm