#source: Uncharted 4

[team-iceflower]

Qrow: How is Weiss cool with all this?

Ruby: ...

Qrow: Oh Jesus, kid.

Ruby: Look, it's just not that simple.

Qrow: *Scoffs* With all that you two have been through together-

Ruby: She wouldn't understand this.

Qrow: You are not giving her enough credit.

Ruby: I... I can't take that chance, I can't lose her.

[taylorshope]

Jamie: Hey, Smokey, I need your lighter over here.

Charlie: You know, that hurts my feelings.

Jamie: Not as much as it hurts your lungs.

Charlie: Thank you, Sister Jamie.

[callmelola111]

guilty conscience ☆ part one

⭑ part 2 , part 3 , part 4 , part 5 →

synopsis: it’s your first year at college and you’re 1,500 miles away from home. you’d feel completely alone if it wasn't for your attractive roommate ellie. will this attraction complicate the already uncharted territory? or will she be the answer to all your problems?

      |✯| pairing & wc: college!ellie williams x roommate!reader. wc: 1.4k

      |✯| cw (by part): 18+ themes (MDNI), fem reader, modern au!ellie, feelings of angst, sexual themes on like the verge of smut, some swearing

a/n: hey lovelies!!!! this my first time posting a fic so plz enjoy. feedback is appreciated as long as it is constructive. im new to all of this, and still learning. i plan on making this into a series so expect more coming soon. sorry if this chapter is very reader-centric. once reader gets to know ellie better, i’ll write more about her perspective. this will be a slow burn despite part 1 already having sexual themes (lol sorry, couldn't help it), but do expect eventual real smut <3 <3 (p.s: lets b mutuals, message me!!)

As you packed the last of your belongings into your parents' 2008 Toyota, excitement was the last thing you were feeling. When speaking about college, most people explained this coming of age experience with phrases like “change��, “hard work”, and “no sleep”. These pessimistic descriptions made the big move that much harder. Unlike your friends from high school, you were crossing multiple states to attend your dream school. You would’ve been stuck in your home state too if it wasn’t for your impressive art portfolio which earned you a full-ride. Art school is where you know you’re meant to be, but the anxiety of doing it alone lingered.

Of course you were happy to be escaping the grapples of your small Republican town, but you couldn’t help but wonder if 1,500+ miles would really be the solution to all your problems.

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“God where is she??” you grunt to yourself. The brown swivel chair provided as dorm furniture was your only source of entertainment. You spun around in circles, checking your phone every few minutes. You were anticipating a text from Ellie Williams. Through the cracked screen your phone read 11:03pm and the notification wall was empty.

Ellie is supposed to be your roommate. The two of you had met through the university's online roommate matching system. Your interactions were limited to the few texts sent back and forth about move-in times and who’s bringing what. Ellie was supposed to show up 5 hours ago to move in her stuff but she never arrived. You consider messaging her to check-in but Ellie’s previous texts wreaked of un-interest so you thought it best to leave her alone. You knew nothing about the girl, or even what she looked like, but with her stand-offish demeanor and your overthinking, a friendship didn’t seem in the cards.

Another half-hour passes before the sound of keys rattling pulls you out of your trance. Realizing you’re about to be face-to-face with your new college roommate, you snap up from your slouched position and push your hair behind your ears in preparation.

The slender door lazily swings open and your gaze quickly shifts to the faux wood floors. There was a sense of hesitancy, like you weren’t ready to see your fate just yet. A pair of dirty, black converse covered in writing sulk into your line of sight, triggering you to look up. As you did, your eyes were met with the most jaw-droppingly beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. Peeking through her messy auburn locks were piercing jade green eyes and an angular nose scattered with freckles.

It was Ellie Williams, and she was the epitome of “cool girl". Your head spun with all kinds of thoughts as your physical body went idle. You sat before Ellie gawking until she broke the awkward silence that had gone unnoticed by you. 

“Uh, hi… I’m sorry for coming in so late… some stuff came up. But uh, I’m Ellie Williams.” She held her right hand out towards you to shake it. It took you a second, but you snapped out of her spell and quickly shook her hand in return.

“Shit- Ellie, hey, it’s uh, nice to finally meet you.” You stumbled through your words as nerves overpowered your usual confidence.  There was an obvious awkward tension between the two of you. A typical feeling when moving in with a complete stranger.

Silence loomed in the air as Ellie took a stationary tour around the small, 12 x 20 ft. dorm. She surveyed your side of the room, taking note of any items that could hint towards who you are as a person. Her eyes stopped on a band poster you had hung up just hours ago. 

“You listen to Sleater-Kinney?” she inquired. 

“Hell yeah, they’re one of my favorite bands. Honestly anything in the riot grrrl music scene is right up my alley. Do you listen?” you replied with more enthusiasm and less nerves than before. 

“Yeah, yeah I do,” Ellie answered nonchalantly. You took note of her answer realizing what it could mean. Sleater-Kinney was like the gayest band ever, and Ellie definitely knew that. Maybe she just likes them for their music, but it's possible she also found the lyrics laced with sapphic pining to be relatable. Selfishly, you were dying to know her sexual orientation. Ellie seemed like too much of a stranger to ask her outright and so the game of reading between the lines began. Little did you know, Ellie was wondering the exact same thing about you. 

It was getting late and Ellie decided to save unpacking for the morning when she wasn’t so tired. You climbed onto your stiff dorm mattress and fluffed your pillows for sleep. Ellie did the same in her bed. 

“Is it cool if I turn out the lights now?” you asked, still navigating the new social dynamic as roommates. Ellie replied with a gentle hum and you hit the switch turning the room pitch black. As you lay in bed all you can think of is Ellie and the future. You didn’t know what it was, but you knew she was special, and you yearned to understand her. With these thoughts in mind, your eyes slowly begin to droop and you slip into a deep slumber. 

The next thing you know Ellie is sitting at the foot of your bed staring straight into your soul. Her beautiful green eyes felt especially intense as the rest of her face was shadowed from the dark room. 

“Ellie- I-” you could barely get out 2 words as you sat up from bed flustered. You felt like prey and she was the hunter… and you liked it. Ellie slowly inched her way toward you, crawling on hands and knees. She didn’t have to say anything, you knew what she wanted.

Your plush thighs sat between her knees and her crotch hovered over yours, heat being exchanged. You wanted her so bad. You needed her. Ellie took your chin in her hand and pulled you in close. You exchanged breaths as her lips brushed up against yours. She couldn’t wait any longer and pressed her face into yours, capturing your lips which she so longingly desired for. You fell back onto your pillows and she followed intently.

Her body lay pressed against yours and she desperately shoved her wet tongue into your supple mouth. It was ravenous and you wanted more. You knew she did too as you began to feel the rotation of her hips digging into your pelvis. The heavy breaths coming from her swollen lips were in sync with the fervent grinding. You bucked your hips towards her in a frenzy. Ellie took her veiny hand and ran it along your waistband. As she began to slip it into your pants... you woke up to discover your own hands cupping the heat below and Ellie nowhere to be found. 

“What the fuck.” is all you could say. You pulled your hand from your pants and stared at the slick spider-webbing between your fingers. God this was humiliating. You climbed out of bed to wash your hands and glanced at the clock. It was 7:15am and Ellie was already gone. That seemed kinda odd for a 19 year old college student. You wondered where she had disappeared to so early in the morning.

Soon, the over-thinker took over and you began to grapple with the possibility that you said something out loud during your naughty wet dream. What if Ellie heard you? God what if you moaned her name?? What would you even say if she brought it up? Before you could formulate a hypothetical response, Ellie walked right through the door.

“AHh-” you yelped, startled by her presence. Ellie backed into the doorway holding a coffee in each hand. 

“God, sorry, you scared me.” you explained. Ellie shuffled back inside, twiddling her thumbs trying to decide what to say.

“Sorry, I just left to grab some coffee early this morning. I couldn’t sleep.” She continued, “I brought you one too. As an apology, for any trouble I might have caused by showing up at almost midnight to move in…”. Your cheeks flushed with color and you hoped she didn’t notice.

“Oh, thanks Ellie, that's nice. I promise there was no harm done.” you answered, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible. Seemingly enough, this news meant she was awake while you were, ya know... dreaming. Ellie definitely wouldn’t bring a pervert coffee though. Right? Either way, you knew one thing for sure, you've got to have her.

  ← masterlist ⭑ part 2 →

[rallentando1011]

Somnambulant Soulmates (rise Donnie x gn reader)

Prologue, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Word Count: 2833

“Where in the actual heck did you lead me?”

“Trying to figure that out right now. How many turns have you taken?”

“You mean to the left or right?” you inquired cautiously, steps splashing in the shallow water of the sewer tunnel you currently found yourself in. You thought that since you had taken this exact same path literally yesterday you might remember the way. Well, you thought wrong, which was why you called up the man you were on your way to meet for assistance.

Donnie huffed over the phone. “Both, preferably. Why would you go traversing through a complex labyrinth of a sewer system, not knowing where you’re going, and not keeping track of where you’ve gone?”

“Uhh, misguided faith in myself?”

“Eh. Fair enough. I’ll send auxiliary support your way.”

“‘Auxiliary support?’ What is that supposed to-”

Before you could even finish your thought, not to mention get a response, the call ended.

You gaped. Either the signal cut out, which was feasible in the sewers, or he ended the call. For Donnie’s sake, he’d better have hoped it was the former.

You froze in the eerie silence and dark, breathing tersely. Your hands hung uncomfortably off your sides, shoulders drawn tight.

What were you supposed to do now?

Well, retracing your steps seemed better than continuing further into uncharted territory. Following that logic, you pivoted and meandered cautiously back from where you came.

The tunnel came upon an especially dark section, so you turned on your phone’s flashlight. Your field of vision was small, but at least you could directly in front of you. Better than nothingness..

Suddenly, a strange noise entered your ears. Some sort of mechanical whirring. It sounded vaguely in front of you, though the reverberation from the tunnels made it hard to discern.

You tensed up again.

What if it was from those goons from last night? Or, even worse, what if it was-

As the source of the odd whirring sound came into view, you paused.

“Ohhhh my goodness…” Your startled reflexes swiftly softened as you registered the little purple drone levitating before you.

A very boop-able beak was on what you assumed to be its face, with petite propellers acting as limbs. Bottom line, it was adorable.

“Woah, how’s it hanging, dude?” the drone greeted. “D told me you got a bit turned around down here, but we’ll get you to the lair real quick.”

“Woah.” You admired the tech, tilting your head at it. “So, am I talking to Donnie or an algorithm right now?”

“Neither! The name’s S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. broski!” it- he introduced himself.

“Huh. Nice to meet you, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.,” you responded and gave your name in return. “Would you mind please showing me to Donnie?”

“No problem!” the drone floated higher excitedly before whipping around. “Follow me. We’ll be back to the lab in a jiff.”

“Thanks!”

You trailed along the polite drone in silence, weaving and wandering through dim channels until he spoke up.

“So, you and D are cool?”

“Yeah, you could say that.” You tipped your head down inquisitively. 

“I don’t know what you see in him.”

You barked out a laugh at how abrupt his sass was. “Oh?”

“Yeah! He can be super overbearing sometimes- like, won’t-even-let-me-out-of-the-lair overbearing, you know? He’s gotten better about it, but he can still be way protective.”

“Surely it can’t be that bad,” you offered. The drone did not seem to agree.

“Oh, it can, bro! One time, he padlocked my propellers and I ended up in, like, a gang almost-”

As your conversation trailed off and you two moved, the area around you grew lighter and you found yourself in the empty atrium of the lair. S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. guided you up to the second floor, down a dim hallway, and to a stop in front of large, metallic doors as his rant about Donnie came to a close.

“Thanks, little guy. I appreciate the help.” You smiled, and the drone tilted his head and returned the gesture.

“Of course, bro! Just let me know if you get too bored with Donnie. Us cool people can hang out and do something less bogus.”

You chuckled. “I’ll let you know.”

With a small salute, you sent him whirring off.

You turned to face the sturdy-looking doors before you. Just as you moved to rap on them, the doors opened with a heavy sound of air. You took a confused glance to the right, left, before stepping into the lab.

The room consisted mostly of metallic silver hues with tables and shelves stacked up with a plethora of technological treasures. Purple mood lights illuminated the room softly, though it was still a lot more effective than your flashlight was.

Sounds of clinging and clanging proliferated from somewhere behind a shelf. You followed them, expecting to find your companion tinkering on something - perhaps the invention he was researching at the library?

Instead, you turned the corner to see him using the titanium arms that extended from his battle shell to swipe what was probably a literal ton of empty energy drinks off of his desk and into a trash can beside it.

You interrupted his tidying up with a cough to announce your presence.

Startled, he snapped his head back to look at you, his technology not ceasing to clear the irrelevant items from his desk.

“Oh. You made it. Congratulations,” he said, though his monotonous tone did not invoke any sentiment of felicitations.

“Yeah, I made it, little thanks to you.”

“I take it S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. behaved himself?”

“He was an angel.” You put a hand over your heart and walked up to him just as a thought struck you. “By the way, how did you know where to send S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.?”

“That is unimportant right now. What matters iiiis-” he paused to gesture to his desk, “-science! Engineering, to be more specific, but we can delve into that more later.”

“Hm.” You leaned over the desk, viewing a highly detailed blueprint and sheet of notes. The thought that he probably  definitely tracked your call faded as you immersed yourself in his work. “You mentioned a prototype of this yesterday?”

“I admire your tenacity, but would you not prefer to discuss the workings of the machine before seeing the results?” he queried.

“Is it not helpful to vary in learning techniques? I’m game for some visual learning.”

“Sigh, if you insist.”

Donnie turned around, delicately grabbed an object from a shelf beside him, set it down on the desk.

The metal object was spherical, for the most part, with some geometric patterns on the bottom to prop it up. It was sizable, though wieldy enough to be portable. On the side of it was an ingrained insignia you’d seen on his other tech, and beside that was an odd yet intentional divot in the side.

“About this prototype for the generator-” Donnie glanced to the side, “it’s been built, but I don’t have the juice for it yet.”

“So you don’t have the energy source for your energy source?”

He deadpanned at your teasing. “It’s a prototype for a reason.” 

“Is that dent where the mystic crystal or whatever is supposed to go?”

“Yes, it is intended to be for a crystal, though I’ll take any viable source I can get. Now, shall we discuss the behind the scenes?”

You nodded.

Before crashing into his own chair, he pulled up a stool for you. Oddly considerate, but you wouldn’t complain.

From talk of sinusoidal waves, frequencies, output and input responses from certain mystic crystals, the conversation went into a plenitude of tangentially related topics, the minutiae of which he had to explain to you, but you got the majority of it. However, such conversation came at a price, for one cannot blab and/or yap for an hour consecutively without obtaining a splitting headache and requiring sustenance.

Eventually, you cleared your throat to get his attention off of the blueprints for the energy source. The turtle met your gaze curiously.

“All this ‘being a genius’ stuff has left me positively parched,” you spoke up, popping the p’s. “You have anything to drink in here? Or is the lair’s kitchen better?”

It felt kind of weird to refer to his residence as a lair, but you were trying.

“This is a laboratory; it would be reprehensible to bring food or beverage in here.”

The two of you glanced down at the miniature trash can adjacent to his desk and the cans overflowing from it.

“Your trash begs to differ.”

He clicked his tongue. “Those cans are empty now, and I don’t have more. We probably have water in the fridge.”

“How about we go somewhere instead? Go for a walk, head to a cafe, get some fresh air. I would prefer not getting lost here again.”

Donnie hummed, tapped his chin.“Not a bad idea. You’re buying, though.”

“Sure!”

He blinked. “I was joking. Of course I’m going to buy my own beverage.”

“We’ll see,” you smiled, hopping up from your seat. “Do you want to grab a coat or something? The wind chill’s bad today.”

“Forcing me out of my lab for food, insisting I prepare for the weather, if I didn’t know better I might say you care about me.” Donnie raised a playful eyebrow.

“Don’t flatter yourself. And I haven’t forced you anywhere. For legal purposes.”

“You can wait here. I’ll be back in a moment.” Donnie hopped up and exited the lab, presumably to get some warmer clothes.

As he slipped out of the room, you traced a finger over the blueprints he had gushed over so adamantly. So much time and effort and knowledge had been poured into every aspect of this project, and that, not to mention the complexity of it, was enough to gain your respect. You pulled out your phone, snapped a quick picture of the paper, not the prototype for now, and slipped it back into your pocket.

You waited for an uncomfortable moment, literally twiddling your thumbs, trying to seem casual. There was a literal trove of things to check out or explore in the room, but you did not know how much time you had. 

And you couldn’t risk getting caught.

So you waited. And waited.

Okay, either Donnie ditched you or he just took forever to get ready.

Thinking back to how late he was to April’s party heavily implied the latter.

After another moment of just standing next to his desk, the sound of footsteps padding closer drew your attention up.

Lo and behold, in the doorway stood Donnie with crossed arms.

His mask and goggles remained the same, steadfast on his head, but he did put on some clothes. A snug black turtleneck and flowy lavender cargo pants had joined the ensemble, though there was still a severe lack of shoes.

“Okay, Steve Jobs.” The comment slipped out of your mouth before you could process it. It came across lightheartedly enough, though, based on Donnie’s grin.

“Don’t say that if you don’t mean it, because that’s going straight up here.” He tapped his index to his temple and started walking out of the lab. You followed after.

“I guess with all that square footage something’s bound to go up there.”

He wrinkled his nose in distaste.

You elbowed

“I’m kidding. Your brain capacity is bound to be maxed out already with all that knowledge.”

“Thanks? That- wasn’t derogatory, right?”

“What do you think?”

“That you’re patronizing me?”

“Sort of. I was mostly calling you smart, in a roundabout way.”

“Huh. So, thanks?”

“Welcome.”

You two quickly made your way out of the lair and onto the surface’s streets.

You realized just as quickly that you had no idea where you were headed to.

“Uhh, D?”

“I know. Unless you have other suggestions, I know a place nearby.”

“Oh, yeah, please lead the way. I genuinely had no idea where to go.”

“Ha,” he grinned, taking the lead down a few streets and corridors and bringing you two to a quaint coffee shop. String lights, beige bricks, sleek tables and booths, the store was modern and comely.

Of course, with it being New York City, the line was huge, but this place was concealed well enough that it at least wasn’t down the road.

While waiting in line, you didn’t talk much, instead opting to either scroll on your phones or try to figure out which kind of coffee or tea you wanted.

As you neared the register, still having no idea what you wanted, you passed the small refrigerated shelf of items.

“Oh, I’ve seen these before!” Your attention caught on some bottles of Yakult, so you selected one of the original flavors. “Never tried it though. Want to try it together?”

“Why not?” he grinned uncertainly and flashed a couple of thumbs up.

“That’s the spirit!”

You two made it to the register and ended up buying the probiotic drinks along with a couple of baked goods. Before he could make a move to pay for at least his items, you swooped in and bought them all with an innocent grin.

His glare saw through your unassuming demeanor.

You got your confections and drinks before making your way to an available booth. You took up a seat across from him and tried the new drink.

“I like it.” You nodded. It was citrusy, smooth, overall pleasant to indulge in.

“Oh. Mmmm…” he shuddered, forcing it down with a queasy smile on his face.

“Huh. You hate it,” you observed bemusedly. You relished the panic that washed over him at your comment.

“What? Nooo. This- this is very… not bad,” he faltered under your smug stare.

“It’s fine!” you reassured as you slid his Yakult toward yourself. “You don’t have to drink it if you don’t like it.”

“But-” he interjected, glancing down at the accursed drink, then back up to you. “But you bought it for me. I hardly consider it amiable to discard something that someone else purchased.”

“Well, luckily for us both, it’s not going to waste.”

Before he had the opportunity to ask you to elaborate, you took a long sip of the probiotic beverage. You smiled while doing so, coming face to face with a floored turtle when you set it back down on the table.

He stared numbly at you before stammering out, “I- you- do you have any idea how many germs we just shared?” 

“Oh well,” you shrugged. “Despite the atrocious things that come out of it, I think you have a fairly clean mouth. Now, how about we get you something else to drink? Something that you don’t find atrocious.”

“Fine, but I’ll be paying for it this time.”

You smiled knowingly, hand already fastened on your wallet. “We’ll see.”

The grin stayed smugly planted on your face as you made it to the front counter and slapped your payment down before he could.

“You’re just gonna have to settle with buying next time,” was your response to his scowl.

“Next time?” Donnie seemed taken aback.

You shrugged playfully. “Unless you don’t want to do this again. I’m good either way.”

“Um, no, n-next time’s on me,” he said hesitantly.

“Alright then. Do you want to tell the barista what you want?” you urged, indicating toward a visibly disinterested worker behind the counter.

“Right!” Donnie finally made it back onto this plane of reality and sprung into action, making his selection from the refrigerated section beside the counter.

“Flavorless juice?” Your jaw dropped as he slid it to the worker.

“Uh, yeah? They’ve got the good kind here. 50% less flavor…”

“Okay then…” you opted to judge him silently and let the man enjoy his juice, albeit an atrocious variety of juice.

You started walking back to the booth before a notification on your phone made you pause. Taking it out, your eyes widened.

“Oh, uh, I spent a lot longer with you than I thought I did. Um, I’ve got to go now, but I’ll catch you later?”

“Y-Yeah! Later!”

You left him standing there with a smile and a couple of finger guns before bounding off toward the exit and out of his view.

Once you left his field of vision, he looked back down at his drink. The drink you bought for him. The drink you spent additional time and money on to get for him just because he couldn’t texturally handle the other one you’d bought him.

What you mentioned earlier about doing this again sounded quite nice.

Perhaps, instead of waiting for fate or probability or whatever was at play to cause you to run into each other again, it could be a more active endeavor, something conscious.

That didn’t sound half bad to him.

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Taglist~ @rottmntsimp

@envyjmoney

[metamagic-adept]

idris, holding on too tight

[ID: 11 screenshots of quotes or text. They read:

I did not like to be touched, but it was a strange dislike. I did not like to be touched because I craved it too much. I wanted to be held very tight so I would not break.

Sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you’ve been ruined.

I’m hypnotized by this anomaly / Such strange uncharted territory / A white flag waves in the dark between my head and my heart / My armor falls apart / As if I could let myself be seen, even deeply known / Like I was already brave enough to let go

To have spent my life holding my hands in tightly hidden fists. To try to understand what it would mean, now, to hold them open. [highlighted] I have always felt ashamed at being witnessed in the act of wanting something I could not have.

“I don’t know what’s going to come out of me,” I told her. “It has to be perfect. It has to be irreproachable in every way.” // “Why?” she said. // “To make up for it,” I said. “To make up for the fact that it’s me.”

Everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on it.

time loop where i keep dying to save you but clearly the loop just wants me to accept your death. im not going to but i can tell that's what it wants

[unchecked box] remember that you can't save everyone // [checked box] Remember that you have to try.

I can do this, I thought. Then: And even if I can't, I have to.

Time solves most things. And what time can't solve, you have to solve yourself.

Ring the bells that can still ring / Forget your perfect offering / There is a crack, a crack in everything / That's how the light gets in.

End ID.]

quote sources: 1. Marya Hornbacher, Wasted 2. Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous 3. "Five," Sleeping at Last 4. Jennifer S. Chang, So We Must Meet Apart; “August 24, 2018” 5. Suzanne Rivecca, ugly, bitter, and true 6. David Foster Wallace 7. tumblr user @ ayotofu 8. unknown 9. David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories 10. Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance 11. Leonard Cohen, "Anthem."

[astrojulia]

The Revolutionary Power of Uranus:

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Uranus through the Signs.

# Aries

Positive Aspects:

1. Initiative and Spontaneity: Uranus in Aries inspires individuals to take initiative and embrace spontaneity, allowing for the pursuit of new opportunities and experiences.

2. Independent and Assertive Nature: People with this placement exhibit a strong sense of independence and assertiveness, enabling them to carve their own path and make a positive impact through their unique perspectives.

3. Pioneering Spirit: The combination of Uranus and Aries fosters a pioneering spirit, encouraging individuals to explore uncharted territory and bring innovative ideas to the forefront.

4. Freedom and Authenticity: Uranus in Aries promotes a sense of freedom and authenticity, empowering individuals to express their true selves and break free from societal expectations.

Negative Aspects:

1. Impulsiveness and Lack of Patience: The placement of Uranus in Aries can lead to impulsive behavior and a lack of patience, causing individuals to jump into situations without considering the consequences.

2. Recklessness and Unpredictability: There is a tendency for individuals with Uranus in Aries to exhibit reckless and unpredictable behavior, which can result in disruptive outcomes and unforeseen challenges.

3. Resistance to Authority: Those with this placement may struggle with accepting limitations and authority figures, feeling confined and restricted by external control.

4. Lack of Perseverance: While individuals with Uranus in Aries have the potential for initiating projects, they may struggle with maintaining perseverance, leading to difficulties in seeing projects through to completion.

# Taurus

Positive Aspects:

1. Innovative Approach to Practical Matters: Individuals with Uranus in Taurus possess a unique ability to bring innovation and fresh perspectives to practical and tangible areas of life, such as finance, resources, and productivity. They can introduce new methods and technologies to enhance efficiency and sustainability.

2. Resourcefulness and Financial Insight: This placement can grant individuals a keen sense of resourcefulness and financial insight. They may possess a natural talent for managing resources and finding creative solutions to financial challenges.

3. Grounded Revolutionaries: Uranus in Taurus inspires individuals to revolutionize the material world while maintaining a grounded and practical approach. They can bring about lasting change by combining innovation with a solid understanding of tangible realities.

4. Appreciation for Beauty and Sensuality: Those with Uranus in Taurus have a heightened appreciation for beauty, aesthetics, and sensory experiences. They may express their innovative ideas through art, design, or other creative endeavors that engage the senses.

Negative Aspects:

1. Tension between Stability and Change: The combination of Uranus in Taurus creates a tension between the desire for stability and the need for change and liberation. This can lead to inner conflicts and challenges in finding a balance between conventionality and innovation.

2. Resistance to Change: Individuals with Uranus in Taurus may exhibit resistance to change and a strong attachment to established routines and traditions. This can hinder their ability to embrace new ideas and adapt to evolving circumstances.

3. Stubbornness and Inflexibility: The fixed nature of both Taurus and Uranus can contribute to stubbornness and inflexibility in individuals with this placement. They may be reluctant to change their perspectives or methods, leading to missed opportunities for growth and transformation.

4. Overemphasis on Materialistic Values: Uranus in Taurus may amplify the focus on material possessions and financial security, potentially leading to a materialistic mindset and excessive attachment to material wealth.

# Gemini

Positive Aspects:

1. Innovative Communication and Information Exchange: Uranus in Gemini inspires revolutions in communication, information transmission, teaching, and learning. It encourages the development of new and ingenious ideas in these areas, leading to advancements in technology and the exchange of information.

2. Quick and Brilliant Mind: People born with Uranus in Gemini tend to have a faster and more agile mind, particularly when in positive aspects with Mercury. This enhances their ability to generate brilliant ideas and respond quickly and intelligently to various situations.

3. Embracing Technological Advances: Individuals with this placement are fascinated by innovation and excel in utilizing technological advancements, especially in the realm of communication. They readily adapt to new technologies and contribute to the evolution of communication methods.

4. Multi-talented and Versatile: Uranus in Gemini amplifies the tendency for versatility and curiosity. Those with this combination may have a wide range of interests and find it challenging to stick to just one area of focus, but this versatility can be seen as an asset in exploring diverse fields and generating new ideas.

Negative Aspects:

1. Restlessness and Difficulty with Focus: The restless nature of Gemini combined with Uranus can lead to difficulty in maintaining focus and sticking to one area of interest. The multitude of new ideas can create a sense of restlessness and make it challenging to commit to long-term projects or pursuits.

2. Overwhelming Amount of Information: The abundance of information in the digital age can be overwhelming for individuals with Uranus in Gemini. They may struggle to filter and prioritize information, leading to scattered attention and difficulty in absorbing knowledge effectively.

3. Lack of Depth and Commitment: The inclination towards exploring various ideas and interests may result in a lack of depth or commitment to a particular subject. This can hinder the development of expertise and mastery in a specific field.

4. Need for Relaxation and Grounding: Due to the quick pace of their minds and the constant influx of ideas, individuals with Uranus in Gemini may benefit from relaxation techniques to help manage restlessness and maintain a sense of grounding, but they do it? Nope.

# Cancer

Positive Aspects:

1. Innovations in Domestic Life: Uranus in Cancer brings radical changes and innovations to traditional domestic life. This can manifest through the invention of devices and appliances that make life easier and more practical, improving the quality of home environments.

2. Emotional Intelligence and Intuition: People with Uranus in Cancer tend to apply an emotional bias to their ideas and inventions. They possess heightened emotional intelligence and intuition, which can be valuable in creating solutions that cater to the needs and well-being of individuals and families.

3. New Concepts of Patriotism and Family: This placement can inspire new insights into concepts of patriotism and ways of relating to home and family. Individuals with Uranus in Cancer may challenge traditional notions of family and explore alternative approaches that prioritize freedom, individual rights, and unconventional ideas.

4. Heightened Imagination and Memory: The combination of Cancer's emotional nature and Uranus's influence can enhance the imagination and memory of individuals with this placement. This can contribute to creative problem-solving and the ability to recall past experiences and emotions vividly.

Negative Aspects:

1. Clash between Tradition and Innovation: The clash between Cancer's traditional and nurturing energy and Uranus's unpredictable and impersonal nature can create tensions in the modus operandi. This may result in conflicts between maintaining familial traditions and embracing new and unconventional ideas.

2. Mood Swings and Emotional Instability: The mood swings inherent to Cancer, coupled with Uranus's influence, can lead to increased emotional instability. Individuals with Uranus in Cancer may experience frequent and intense fluctuations in their emotions, which can pose challenges in maintaining emotional balance.

3. Difficulty in Establishing Emotional Stability: The unpredictable nature of Uranus combined with Cancer's sensitivity can create challenges in establishing emotional stability. Individuals with this placement may struggle to find a sense of security and emotional grounding, leading to feelings of restlessness and insecurity.

4. Resistance to Change: Despite Uranus being associated with revolution and change, the influence of Cancer can create a resistance to change within individuals with this placement. They may cling to familiar and comfortable routines or find it challenging to adapt to new circumstances.

# Leo

Positive Aspects:

1. Creative Sense and Self-Expression: Uranus in Leo brings a heightened emphasis on creativity and self-expression. Individuals with this placement are likely to have a strong urge to express themselves in unique and innovative ways, contributing to the appreciation of culture and art.

2. Personal Energy and Drive for Freedom: Uranus in Leo amplifies personal energy and the desire for freedom. It fuels self-confidence, risk-taking, and daring actions, empowering individuals to explore their passions and assert their individuality.

3. Positive Leadership and Charismatic Influence: The placement can inspire positive leadership qualities, as individuals with Uranus in Leo have the potential to become influential figures. They may inspire and motivate others through their charismatic presence and visionary ideas.

4. Inspiring Radical Changes in Arts and Personal Style: Those with Uranus in Leo have the potential to inspire radical changes in the realms of arts and personal style. Their strong self-expressive vein can lead to groundbreaking innovations and a shift in artistic trends.

Negative Aspects:

1. Stubbornness and Flirtation with Power: Uranus in Leo can manifest as stubbornness and a flirtation with power. Individuals may become resistant to change or overly attached to their own ideas, leading to inflexibility and a disregard for alternative perspectives.

2. Rebellion and Untimely Reactions: Attempts to curtail or limit the self-expression of this generation may trigger rebellion and untimely reactions. The desire for personal freedom and autonomy can drive them to assert their individuality forcefully.

3. Vanity and Speculative Impulses: The combination of Leo's focus on personal recognition and Uranus's inclination for risk can lead to vanity and speculative impulses. Individuals may prioritize seeking attention and engage in impulsive behaviors without considering potential consequences.

4. Less Powerful Position of Influence: Uranus in Leo is considered a weaker position of influence, as it is in exile. This suggests that the energies of Uranus, such as innovation and collectivity, may find more alignment with Aquarius than with Leo.

# Virgo

Positive Aspects:

1. Focus on Practical Details and Integrity: Generations with Uranus in Virgo have the potential to prioritize the practical details of humanity. They value integrity and emphasize the importance of balance between mind and body, recognizing the significance of holistic well-being.

2. Technological and Social Advancements: Historically, periods with Uranus in Virgo have witnessed significant technological advancements and social changes. Innovations in computer technology, such as the creation of the first computers and the automation of everyday tasks, have shaped the way people work and live.

3. Revolutionizing Health and Medicine: Individuals born with Uranus in Virgo have the potential to revolutionize the fields of health and medicine. They may contribute to medical research, promote awareness of the mind-body connection, advocate for healthier lifestyles, and popularize alternative therapies for personal balance.

4. Desire to Contribute and Serve: Those influenced by Uranus in Virgo in their birth chart have a strong desire to make a meaningful contribution to the world through their work and acts of service. They may invent new approaches to work, fight for better work conditions, and prioritize the quality of their contributions.

Negative Aspects:

1. Nervous Tension and Anxiety: Uranus in Virgo can contribute to nervous tension, particularly if there are tense aspects with other planets or if the individual is already prone to anxiety or nervousness. The fast-paced routine and the desire to maximize time utilization can increase feelings of stress and pressure.

2. Potential for Unconventional Behavior: Despite Virgo's inclination towards the familiar and well-experienced, the influence of Uranus contradicts conventional attitudes. This can lead to a conflict between the desire for stability and the inclination towards unconventional behavior, challenging traditional approaches.

3. Dynamic Routine and Time Pressure: Individuals with Uranus in Virgo may experience a dynamic routine and a heightened sense of urgency. They may feel that there is no time to waste, leading to a constant drive for productivity and efficiency.

4. Originality and Analytical Thinking: Uranus in Virgo enhances the mind's capacity for analysis, research, and originality. However, this intellectual prowess can sometimes contribute to overthinking or a tendency to approach problems or projects in unconventional ways.

# Libra

Positive Aspects:

1. Search for New Ways of Relating: Uranus in Libra inspires periods and generations to seek new ways of relating to others. There is a desire to break obsolete structures and find better alternatives in social relationships, including issues related to justice, diplomacy, and equality.

2. Revolutionizing Social Norms: The influence of Uranus in Libra encourages revolutionary activities and discussions on topics such as gender equality and justice. It inspires the emergence of new concepts of freedom within the context of marriage and partnerships, challenging traditional views and promoting personal freedom, integrity, and happiness.

3. Affinity for Human Relationships: Individuals born with Uranus in Libra have a natural affinity for the area of human relationships. They may possess original ideals about equality and reciprocal rights in interpersonal connections and prioritize friendly and harmonious interactions.

4. Impact on the Sexual Revolution: The generation influenced by Uranus in Libra played a significant role in fostering the sexual revolution. They broke away from traditional norms and helped to transform relationships, making concepts like open relationships and multiple partners more visible and accepted.

Negative Aspects:

1. Turmoil and Diplomatic Crises: Uranus in Libra can bring about periods of turmoil and diplomatic crises. The pursuit of change and the breaking of obsolete structures may lead to tensions and conflicts in social and diplomatic spheres, as established systems and relationships are challenged.

2. Unusual Relationships and Desire for Independence: Individuals with Uranus in Libra may have a strong need to assert their own ideals and pursue unconventional relationships. This can lead to a desire for independence and periods of wanting to be alone or explore alternative relationship dynamics.

3. Temporary Nature of Cultural Shifts: While Uranus in Libra inspires significant cultural shifts and revolutions in relationships, it's important to note that the impact may not be sustained over the long term. The era of "peace and love" and "free love" may have been relatively short-lived, but it planted the seeds for lasting transformations in relationships.

4. Challenging Traditional Values: The influence of Uranus in Libra challenges traditional values and norms, which can create tensions between generations and within society. It disrupts established beliefs and customs, leading to debates and conflicts over issues related to justice, equality, and personal freedom.

# Scorpio

Positive Aspects:

1. Dealing with Deep Emotions and Transformations: Generations influenced by Uranus in Scorpio tend to navigate deep emotions and transformations with ease. They have the potential to embrace and understand the profound changes that occur throughout their lives, fostering personal growth and inner development.

2. Development of Innovative Ideas: Individuals with Uranus in Scorpio have a natural inclination to develop innovative ideas that can lead to collective transformations. They possess a unique perspective and are capable of uncovering hidden truths, challenging social conventions, and pushing the boundaries of taboo subjects.

3. Embracing Change and Transformation: The energy of Uranus in Scorpio aligns with the themes of change, transformation, and the cycle of death and rebirth. Natives with this placement are courageous and daring, willing to explore unconventional paths and challenge emotional tensions. They find creative and constructive ways to overcome limitations and fears.

4. Recognition of Psychoanalysis and Mental Health: The influence of Uranus in Scorpio coincided with the increased popularity and acceptance of psychoanalysis as a useful therapy for mental conditions and everyday neuroses. It brought a shift in societal attitudes, moving away from considering mental health taboo or exclusive to the "mentally ill," and recognizing its relevance in personal well-being.

Negative Aspects:

1. Provocation and Belligerence: The presence of Uranus in Scorpio can evoke periods of provocation and belligerence, as it confronts social conventions and challenges established norms. This may lead to conflicts and tensions within society, as well as an increased sense of uncertainty about the future.

2. Intensity and Emotional Suppression: Natives with Uranus in Scorpio may experience moments of intensity and struggle with the expression and acceptance of emotions. There can be a tendency to avoid or reject emotions, potentially leading to emotional conflicts or a need to develop healthy emotional outlets.

3. Desire for Power and Control: The placement of Uranus in Scorpio may influence a greater personal need for power and control, particularly if it is in conjunction with the Sun, Moon, or Midheaven. This can manifest as a drive to be in charge or seek control over situations, requiring careful direction to avoid negative or destructive tendencies.

4. Exploration of Sexuality and Unusual Ways: Individuals with Uranus in Scorpio, especially if placed in the 5th or 8th houses, may have a propensity for exploring sexuality in unconventional ways. While this can lead to personal growth and liberation, it can also create challenges or conflicts in relationships or societal norms.

# Sagittarius

Positive Aspects:

1. Expansion and Optimism: Uranus in Sagittarius brings a sense of expansion, optimism, and vigorous enthusiasm for the future. Generations influenced by this placement have a strong belief in the potential for growth and progress, and they actively seek new horizons and possibilities.

2. Teaching and Learning: Natives with Uranus in Sagittarius have a natural inclination towards teaching and learning. They embrace new and expanded visions for humanity, introducing innovative concepts in areas such as philosophy, religion, ethics, and education. They are driven to share knowledge and inspire others with their teachings.

3. Appreciation of Freedom and Transcendence: Individuals with this placement value personal freedom and have a deep interest in spirituality, religiosity, and the search for transcendent truths. They are open to alternative ways of life and explore different approaches to religion and spirituality to reach a greater truth.

4. Cultural Exploration and Internationalism: Uranus in Sagittarius encourages a greater appreciation of foreign cultures and a curiosity about the world. Natives are inclined to travel, learn about new cultures, and embrace international perspectives. They celebrate diversity and the expansion of collective horizons.

Negative Aspects:

1. Fanaticism and Propagation of Truths: There is a potential risk for individuals with Uranus in Sagittarius to develop fanaticism or become overly zealous when propagating their truths. This can lead to conflicts or difficulties in recognizing and accepting differing viewpoints.

2. Restlessness and Desire for Constant Travel: The influence of Uranus in Sagittarius may create a sense of restlessness and a constant desire for travel and exploration. While this can be enriching, it may also create challenges in terms of stability or a sense of grounding.

3. Overemphasis on Idealism: The strong sense of optimism and idealism associated with Uranus in Sagittarius can sometimes lead to overly idealistic or unrealistic expectations. Natives may need to balance their visionary aspirations with practical considerations.

4. Media Influence: Individuals with this placement may have a strong appeal to media and communication. While this can be advantageous in terms of sharing their teachings and ideas, it can also create a susceptibility to media influence and the need to critically evaluate information.

# Capricorn

Positive Aspects:

1. Transformation and Reform: Uranus in Capricorn signifies generations that propose, create, and introduce new social, governmental, or commercial structures. They have the ability to initiate political and structural subversions, driven by a desire to transform conventions and challenge established hierarchies. This energy brings forth moments of crisis and reformulation, paving the way for new collective paths.

2. Logical Perspective and Problem-solving: Natives with Uranus in Capricorn have the capacity to put problems and crises into a logical perspective, enabling them to understand and resolve them effectively. The concentrated energy of Uranus in Capricorn is well utilized, favoring a pragmatic and practical approach to addressing challenges.

3. Modern Concepts and Practices: The influence of Uranus in Capricorn in the astral map generates a desire in individuals to introduce modern concepts, cutting-edge technologies, and diverse methods. They strive for progress and change that is not just for the sake of change but aimed at the common good and the deconstruction and construction of concepts. There is an alignment of business-inspired morality and profit with subjective causes.

Negative Aspects:

1. Tension between Revolution and Tradition: Uranus in Capricorn represents a tension between the planet of revolution, radical changes, and innovations and the most traditional and conservative sign of the zodiac. This can manifest in different ways, with natives constantly questioning traditional structures of society while also respecting the past. The challenge lies in finding a balance between the desire for change and the recognition of the value of stable structures.

2. Rebellion without Limits: There is a risk of extreme rebelliousness and an unregulated rejection of traditional structures without appropriate consideration. Natives may struggle with accepting previously considered traditional professions or services, following orders, or respecting hierarchies. The impetuosity and sense of freedom of Uranus may clash with the discipline and patience of Capricorn, leading to difficulties in finding a harmonious balance.

3. Struggle with Collective Authority: Individuals with Uranus in Capricorn may find it challenging to accept authority or adhere to hierarchies. They may be driven by a desire to wear the uniform, have authority, and gain respect within the collective. Balancing their impulsive and freedom-seeking nature with the need for structure and collective cooperation can be a source of tension.

# Aquarius

Positive Aspects:

1. Scientific Discoveries and Inventiveness: Uranus in Aquarius brings the potential for brilliant and important scientific discoveries. It attracts an original and inventive view of things, benefiting the entire generation. This energy fosters technological progress, evolution, and frenetic inventiveness, particularly in areas related to electricity, communication, and breaking boundaries in space-time. It is associated with the rapid rise of computers, the internet, and mobile communication, leading to societal changes never seen before.

2. Social Change and Elimination of Barriers: Uranus in Aquarius drives a greater need for social change and the elimination of barriers between nations. It encourages interactions that challenge crystallized traditions of the past, embracing the potential of the future. This placement attracts a focus on the collective, technology, and radical changes, contributing to a sense of renewal and the belief that things will never be the same.

3. Rebelliousness and Collectivism: Natives born under the influence of Uranus in Aquarius tend to carry the energy of rebellion and collectivism throughout their lives. They are more likely to have their sense of freedom awakened and embrace social causes, aligning with different groups that strive for greater equality and fraternity. This placement fosters basic humanitarian ideals, independence, detachment, and impersonality.

Negative Aspects:

1. Extremes and Unpredictability: Uranus in Aquarius represents a period of extremes and unpredictability. While this can lead to significant breakthroughs and positive changes, it can also create instability and sudden shifts that may be challenging to navigate for individuals and society.

2. Rebellion without Consideration: The rebellious nature associated with Uranus in Aquarius can sometimes lead to a rejection of established norms and traditions without due consideration. There is a need to balance the desire for change with the understanding of the potential consequences and the value of stable structures.

3. Impersonality and Detachment: The influence of Uranus in Aquarius may contribute to a greater sense of impersonality and detachment in relationships and interactions. While this can foster a broader perspective and objectivity, it may also create challenges in forming deep emotional connections.

# Pisces

Positive Aspects:

1. Intuition and Occult Abilities: Uranus in Pisces brings a natural and unconscious ability to delve into the occult and make great use of intuition. This placement enhances sensitivity and a deeper understanding of spiritual and transcendental concepts. It inspires individuals to tap into their intuitive and psychic faculties, potentially leading to profound insights and connections.

2. Humanitarian Ideals and Compassion: Natives with Uranus in Pisces are inclined towards the common good and have a deep sense of compassion. They are driven by a desire to alleviate suffering and advocate for those who have fewer privileges. This placement fosters new humanitarian ideals and encourages the transformation of religions and large institutions to create a more inclusive and compassionate society.

3. Spiritual Evolution and Care for the Environment: Uranus in Pisces accelerates the transformation of spirituality and the way people perceive their role in the universe. It raises questions about the human condition, spiritual evolution, and the importance of caring for the environment and oceans. Natives with this placement are likely to seek spirituality beyond traditional religions and embrace their own unique paths, often with a focus on sustainability and renewable energy.

Negative Aspects:

1. Escapism and Confusion: While Uranus in Pisces has its positive aspects, there is also a potential for escapism and confusion. The sensitivity and idealism associated with this placement can sometimes lead individuals to seek refuge in fantasy or avoid confronting reality. It's important for individuals with this placement to channel their creative potential in productive ways and avoid becoming overly detached from practical matters.

2. Crisis in Institutions and Religions: Uranus in Pisces can trigger sudden crises in large institutions, particularly religious ones. This can result in questioning traditional beliefs and seeking alternative spiritual paths. While this can lead to necessary transformations, it may also create periods of instability and uncertainty.

3. Need for Transcendence and Breaking Free: Natives with Uranus in Pisces may feel a strong need to break free from past influences and better understand the intrinsic workings of the universe. However, this can sometimes create a sense of restlessness and a constant search for something beyond the material world. It's important for individuals with this placement to find a balance between seeking spiritual transcendence and maintaining a grounded connection with reality.

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Genetic engineering: CRISPR and beyond

In genetic engineering, we find ourselves amidst a scientific revolution with the advent of revolutionary technologies like CRISPR-Cas9. However, our journey into the intricate landscape of genetic manipulation is far from complete. This post delves into the nuanced world of genetic engineering, exploring cutting-edge technologies and their remarkable potential in shaping the future of medicine and biotechnology.

CRISPR-Cas9: Precision at the Molecular Level

CRISPR-Cas9, a revolutionary genome editing tool, stands for Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats and CRISPR-associated protein 9. It utilizes a guide RNA (gRNA) to target specific DNA sequences, and the Cas9 protein acts as molecular scissors to cut the DNA at precisely defined locations. This break in the DNA prompts the cell's natural repair machinery to make changes, either through non-homologous end joining (NHEJ) or homology-directed repair (HDR). CRISPR-Cas9's precision allows for gene knockout, modification, or insertion with remarkable accuracy.

Beyond CRISPR: Emerging Technologies

While CRISPR-Cas9 has dominated the field of genetic engineering, numerous promising technologies have emerged on the horizon. These include CRISPR-Cas variants like CRISPR-Cas12 and CRISPR-Cas13, which offer unique advantages such as smaller size, increased specificity, and targeting of RNA. Additionally, base editing techniques, such as adenine base editors (ABEs) and cytosine base editors (CBEs), enable the direct conversion of one DNA base into another without causing double-strand breaks, expanding the range of genetic modifications possible.

Applications in Medicine

The implications of these advancements are profound, particularly in medicine. Genetic engineering can potentially treat various genetic disorders, from cystic fibrosis to sickle cell anemia, by correcting disease-causing mutations at their source. Precision medicine, tailored to an individual's genetic makeup, is becoming increasingly feasible, allowing for personalized therapies with minimal side effects.

Ethical Considerations and Regulation

As we venture further into the genetic frontier, we must acknowledge the ethical considerations surrounding genetic engineering. The ability to modify the human germline, with implications for future generations, raises ethical dilemmas that necessitate rigorous oversight and regulation. The international community is developing guidelines to ensure responsible use of these powerful tools.

Future Directions and Challenges

While genetic engineering offers immense promise, it is not without its challenges. Off-target effects, unintended consequences, and the potential for creating designer babies are among the issues that demand careful consideration. Researchers and ethicists must work in tandem to navigate this uncharted territory.

References

Doudna, J. A., & Charpentier, E. (2014). The new frontier of genome engineering with CRISPR-Cas9. Science, 346(6213), 1258096.

Anzalone, A. V., Randolph, P. B., Davis, J. R., Sousa, A. A., Koblan, L. W., Levy, J. M., … & Liu, D. R. (2019). Search-and-replace genome editing without double-strand breaks or donor DNA. Nature, 576(7785), 149-157.

Kime, E. (2021). CRISPR and the ethics of gene editing. Nature Reviews Genetics, 22(1), 3-4.

This post only scratches the surface of the profound transformations occurring in genetic engineering. The relentless pursuit of knowledge and ethical exploration will shape the future of this field as we continue to unlock the intricate secrets of our genetic code.

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Your Human Design Profiles

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Human design charts have gained popularity as a unique approach to understanding oneself. Rooted in astrology, the I Ching, Kabbalah, and other systems, these charts offer insights into personality traits, strengths, and potential life paths. While some find them enlightening and resonant, others may view them skeptically due to their complex and multifaceted nature. Ultimately, opinions on human design charts vary, and individuals should explore them with an open mind and consider them as one of many tools for self-discovery.

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🚀 1/3: Investigator/Martyr With the essence of exploration, the Investigator/Martyr profile seeks to understand life through a lens of experimentation and courage. Balanced between introspection and action, this profile dances with the mysteries of existence, uncovering truths that propel growth.

🌟 1/4: Investigator/Opportunist A harmonious blend of curiosity and adaptability, the Investigator/Opportunist profile embraces the dance of life's opportunities. Curving between reflection and spontaneity, it navigates the world with an open heart, collecting experiences that shape its unique path.

🎭 2/4: Hermit/Opportunist A cosmic fusion of introspection and spontaneity, the Hermit/Opportunist profile thrives in the delicate balance between solitude and connection. Embracing the depths of inner wisdom while engaging with the external world, it weaves a tapestry of profound insights.

🌌 2/5: Hermit/Heretic Guided by the realms of knowledge and transformation, the Hermit/Heretic profile embarks on a journey of understanding and change. It moves between solitude and rebellion, unveiling wisdom that challenges the norms and beckons growth.

🌀 3/5: Martyr/Heretic A dance between transformation and rebellion, the Martyr/Heretic profile ventures into uncharted territories of change and authenticity. Balanced between sacrifice and assertion, it ignites a revolution within, challenging the status quo.

🌄 3/6: Martyr/Role Model The Martyr/Role Model profile navigates the terrain of sacrifice and guidance, embodying the essence of a transformative leader. It finds purpose in inspiring others while embracing the challenges that pave the way for collective growth.

🔥 4/6: Opportunist/Role Model With the fire of spontaneity and leadership, the Opportunist/Role Model profile blazes a trail of inspiration and action. Balancing between flexibility and guidance, it weaves connections that empower both self and others.

🌟 4/1: Opportunist/Investigator The Opportunist/Investigator profile dances between adaptability and exploration, driven by the desire to learn and experience. It embodies the art of seizing opportunities while delving into the depths of understanding.

🌀 5/1: Heretic/Investigator Rooted in transformation and exploration, the Heretic/Investigator profile journeys through the realms of rebellion and understanding. It challenges conventions and seeks knowledge, igniting change with a quest for truth.

🌌 5/2: Heretic/Hermit Guided by the fusion of transformation and introspection, the Heretic/Hermit profile explores the depths of wisdom and authenticity. It unearths truths that challenge norms and embraces solitude as a source of growth.

🌄 6/2: Role Model/Hermit The Role Model/Hermit profile radiates a blend of guidance and introspection, embracing the role of a transformative teacher. Balancing between leadership and solitude, it imparts wisdom while delving into the mysteries of the self.

🔥 6/3: Role Model/Martyr With the fire of leadership and courage, the Role Model/Martyr profile paves the way for transformation and growth. It combines guidance and sacrifice, embodying the essence of a visionary leader.

Disclaimer: Human design profiles offer insights but are not predictive. They are tools for self-awareness and personal growth.

[monfivela]

Fivelaweek24 // monfivela's masterlist

This week’s writing challenge has been a blast! Thank you @fivelaappreciationblog for organizing it 💜

I feel so spirited I could find a plot for each prompt, and wrote pieces that I love and want to share with all my fellow shippers of FiveLila ❤ Your comments have been wonderful, and a great source of motivation and inspiration. Here's a recap of the entries:

🍓 Day 1) firsts and pre-canon (alt) | Childplay | The cutest 🍓 Day 2) changes (alt) | Hold My Hand | The most poetic 🍓 Day 3) siblings | Like Clockwork | The fluffiest 🍓 Day 4) angst | The World You Built | The craziest 🍓 Day 5) past relationships | Off Key (ch 1 of Your Song) | The most uncharted 🍓 Day 6) I love you | Fugue (ch 2 of Your Song) | The one that got away 🍓 Day 7) Nancy and Jerome | The Matchmaker | The funniest

Many of them got out of hand, [Your Song] managed to evolve from a oneshot to a WIP multi-chaptered story.

Not that the others have given hope for a follow up, so I'm holding a poll until next week for potential December’s gifts :

I'll take comments and asks into consideration if you want to read more of these stories, or for ideas for my future writings after a break 😊

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Subtext Glorious Subtext! A Dreamling on Netflix analysis in The Sandman - Part 7

1989

You've given me shattered dreams, but I know you'll come back to me...

Here's where we step into unchartered territory - what is a show to do when its source material ends 33 years too soon? Apparantly lean fully into the angst, pining, and misunderstandings tropes that all good fandom ships thrive on!

After the disastrous break up of 1889, Hob is clearly nervous about whether or not Dream will show up to the next meeting. In both comic and show, he calls out that he will still be there in a hundred years, and if Dream is too then its because they are friends. Dream doesn't answer leaving Hob to wonder whether he pushed Dream too far.

In the comic though, Dream escapes from his imprisonment in time, and is able to reunite with Hob, having spent 70 odd years contemplating his past behaviours and actions in his solitude, and evidentally makes the decision to meet Hob and accept his offer of friendship:

In the comic, they reunite with Dream reassuring Hob that they are in fact friends, and it ends there. The next time they meet in Season of Mists Hob states how surprised he is to see Dream before their next meeting. There is no hint in the comics that they had changed their once-a-century date to be more frequent.

But the show changes all of this. Dream doesn't escape until 2022 so he misses his date with Hob. Instead we get to see Hob grow more and more concerned as he waits all day for Dream.

Whilst Hob waits, they show the passage of time by playing a mix of popular 80s songs, and although I know the fandom talked about this a lot when the show first aired, I can't not bring it up here because it such a hugely important part of the 1989 scene. Song choices in media are always carefully picked out. Nothing is unintentional. Producers have to apply for the rights to use songs in their shows and get those songs signed off and it isn't always an easy process, so song choices are always significant. ALWAYS. They are one of the principle ways we can analyse media and theorise about what the creators are trying to tell us. Every song choice has meaning.

For example, in Stranger Things both Kate Bush's Running Up That Hill and Journey's Worlds Apart are important song choices which reflect the emotional conflicts and journeys of the characters in season 4.

Our Flag Means Death also uses modern songs in an exceptional way to support the story and the emotional journeys of the characters. Using Fleetwood Mac's The Chain at the emotional climax for the characters in episode 8 was a work of genius.

Whilst songs specifically about love, romance, and break ups aren't always used for romantic character arcs, using three break up songs in a row for what should be interpreted as a falling out/misunderstanding between platonic friends is... unusual. Outside of comedy where the song choice could specifically be used in a humorous way (for example an overly emotional lovers break up song used for friendships in comedy could be a commentary on how ridiculous and overdramatic the two friends are being, with them acting like dramatic lovers being part of the joke.) But the scene in 1989 isn't a comedic one. Hob is genuinely hurting and Dream at this point is imprisoned. The song choices are therefore sincere. The message in the song choices should be taken at face value.

So please dear reader. Tell me what you think the following is supposed to be telling us?

Song 1: She Drives Me Crazy by Fine Young Cannibals

I can't stop the way I feel Things you do don't seem real Tell me what you've got in mind 'Cause we're running out of time Won't you ever set me free? This waiting 'round's killing me

She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I can't help myself

I can't get any rest People say I'm obsessed Everything you say is lies But to me there's no surprise What I had for you was true Things go wrong, they always do

She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I can't help myself

I won't make it on my own No one likes to be alone

Song 2:Shattered Dreams by Johnny Hates Jazz

So much for your promises They died the day you let me go Caught up in a web of lies But it was just too late to know

I thought it was you Who would stand by my side

And now you've given me, given me Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams Feel like I could run away, run away From this empty heart You said you'd die for me

Woke up to reality And found the future not so bright I dreamt the impossible That maybe things could work out right

I thought it was you Who would do me no wrong

But now you've given me, given me Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams Feel like I could run away, run away From this empty heart

You've given me, given me Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams Feel like I could run away, run away From this empty heart

From this empty heart

I thought it was you Who said they'd die for love

And now you've given me, given me Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams Feel like I could run away, run away From this empty heart

You've given me, given me Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams Feel like I could run away, run away From this empty heart

Oh, no, no, no You said you'd die for me Oh, for Die for me So much for your promises So much for your promises

Song 3: Keep on Movin' by Soul II Soul

Keep on moving Don't stop, like the hands of time Click-clock, find your own way to stay The time will come one day

Why do people choose to live their lives (lives)

This way?

No-oh-oh (Keep on moving) (Keep on moving) Keep on moving yeah, yeah (Keep on moving, don't stop, no) (Keep on moving)

It's our time, time today The right time is here to stay Stay in my life, my life always Yellow is the color of sun rays

I hide myself, from no-one I know the time will surely come when You'll be in my life, my life always Yellow is the color of sun rays

Keep on moving (Keep on moving) Don't stop! (Keep on moving don't stop, no) Like the hands of time (Keep on moving) Click-clock, find your own way (Keep on moving) To stay (The time will come one day)

No-o-oh (Keep on moving) Hey-ey-ey (Keep on moving) (Keep on moving, don't stop, no) (Keep on moving) Oh!

I know the time, time today Walking alone in my own way Extremely cold and rainy day Friends and I have fun along the way Yes we do!

I hide myself from no one I know the time will really come when You'll be in my life, my life always Yellow is the color of sun rays

Keep on moving (Keep on moving) Don't stop (Keep on moving, don't stop, no) Like the hands of time (Keep on moving) Click-clock (Keep on moving) Find your own way to stay, yeah (The time will come one day) Yes!

Oh! (Keep on moving, don't stop, no) (Keep on moving) Ah-hey! (Keep on moving) Keep moving along, moving along (The time will come one day) Hey-yeah!

Keep movin', don't stop, no (Don't stop, like the hands of time) Hey-yeah! (Click-clock, find your own way to stay) Find your own way to stay (The time will come one day) (Why do people choose to live their lives this way?) Oh-woh-oh Oh, why do they choose to live this way?

Yeah! Ah-hey! (Keep on moving) Keep on moving (Keep on moving, don't stop, no) No-woh-oh (Keep on moving) No! (Keep on moving) Keep on moving in my own way I know the time will come today (The time will come one day) Ah-hey! Yeah! (Keep on moving) Yeah-hey Keep on moving, don't stop, no) Don't stop Keep on moving) Ah-hey-ey (Keep on moving) Hey-yeah! (The time will come one day) The time will surely come one day!

Hey-yeah! (Keep on moving, don't stop, no) No-oh-oh! (Keep on moving) Oh-woh-oh (Keep on moving) Hey-yeah!

I mean... *gestures at all of this*

The way I interpret these songs is a very linear emotional journey. It's a narrative in itself of Hob's state of mind as day turns to night and he waits and realises that his date isn't going to show.

First he contemplates how he can't help the way he feels. The waiting around is killing him, he's being driven crazy by his feelings, he's obsessed. But his feelings are true, and he won't make it on his own without [Dream].

Next comes the heartbreak. He dreamt that things might work out, but his dreams have been shattered. He feels like he wants to run away from his empty heart.

Finally, he realises that life goes on, he's gotta keep on moving, because he has hope that the time will come when [Dream] will be in his life again and this time [Dream] will stay.

I don't think I even need to attempt to make this any clearer! All these songs are about love, either obsessive love, heartbreak, or hope for future love. This is the kind of shit Johnlock and Destiel fans would have eaten up back in the day. At this point in Dream and Hob's relationship, at this point in this half hour sequence of television, I am not sure how else to interpret this, which is why the conversation Hob has with the bartender comes across so bizarre.

Bartender: You waiting for someone?

Hob: I think I've been stood up. We had a fight, last time we were here, but it was my fault. wish I could say I was drunk at the time, but I was just an idiot.

Bartender: I've seen plenty of friends get into fights in pubs, even more of them laugh about later.

Hob: *chuckling* maybe in another hundred years.

We all agree how bloody bizarre this is right? I have to praise this bartender for not jumping to conclusions but it would have been far more natural for him to assume Hob was stood up by a date, a woman (this is 1989 after all) and instead given his apologies and said something like "Don't worry mate, just send her some flowers and be honest with her. She'll come around."

Why does he assume they are just friends? Being "stood up" is commonly used to indicate a failed romantic date. It just isn't a natural assumption for someone to make based on the information Hob gave him. Hob cleverly keeps his explanation gender neutral, so the bartender does too, but even with gender neutral language the immediate conclusion should be that Hob was abandoned by a romantic date.

But the natural conclusion would have prompted a clarification. A definitive from Hob on the nature of his and Dream's relationship, and for whatever reason, the writers decided they didn't want there to be a definitive clarification here. Just like how they removed all the references to canon queer characters in 1589 to avoid distinguishing them from Hob and Dream, here they made sure that Hob was unable to refute or deny any implication that he and Dream may be more than platonic friends. Instead they chose to go with clunky language that doesn't really make sense, all to avoid having to make clarifications. Sorry y'all, but thats some SPN writer levels of ambiguity layering and I ain't buying it *side eyes Neil Gaiman suspiciously*. What are those writers up too eh?

I did read an interesting meta on this that the bartender could have assumed that Hob was talking about a man, clocked him as queer, and spoken in safe language to avoid an accidental outing (1989 was a difficult time for the LGBTQ+ community) but I couldn't find it or remember who wrote it to link it here. I found that interpretation to be really interesting and certainly worth considering, even if it's not my initial reading of the scene.

The other explanation is that maybe it was an attempt to "no homo" what otherwise comes across as a failed romantic date. But if that was what they were going for, it was very sloppily done and in fact only called further attention to the very romantic implications of the whole scene at least from Hob's side of things. If they really wanted to "no homo" the scene, why not just have Hob tell the bartender that he was supposed to be meeting his friend?

Then in a totally new decision made for the show, Hob finds out that the White Horse Tavern is closing its doors for good. This adds a further layer of angst and drama to Dream and Hob's relationship that the comics do not have. The worry that should Dream ever decide to return, how would he find Hob if the tavern is closed? It's once again pretty tropey in that its yet another external force keeping our boys apart. Anymore of this and we start falling dangerously close to star crossed territory.

The 1989 scene ends with a distressed and sad looking Hob, with a hint of determination, leaving the audience expecting him to do something about this.

Then we get that final glorious transition, from the whiskey glass to the glass sphere holding Dream, reminding us all that no, Dream did not stand Hob up, he was in fact stuck in his prison. Dream looks stoic as always, but the glance upwards indicates that he too remembers the date, and is regretting his inability to be there to make things right.

That look then transitions seemlessly into the modern day, as Dream stares sadly at the ruins of the White Horse tavern. Which is where we leave this chapter.

Check out Part 8 for my analysis of the glorious reunion!

[liminal-zone]

fanfic round up 2023

(2021, 2022)

LIST OF FANWORKS

Posted

Crave (LOTR | haladriel | tentacles and rings of power | rated E)

somewhere in the haze (LOTR | Celeborn/Sauron | mutual stockholm syndrome | rated M)

taking me with your song (The Little Mermaid (2023) | Ariel/Eric, Ariel/Ursula | tentacles and possession and mindfuckery | rated E)

can't escape the ghost of you (The 100 | clexa, clarke/the judge | being fucked by the divine wearing the face of your dead lover is better than therapy | rated M)

Eating fire (SPN | Claire Novak | the girl who was castiel grieves for her fathers | rated T)

Bound (SPN | megstiel | a demon and her angel | rated NR)

uncharted territory (Supergirl | supercorp | the dangers of being hated by a luthor | rated M) (technically, just chapter 4 counts for 2023)

nothing can go wrong when you're in love (Nimona (2023) | Nimona/Gloreth | when your boss’ boyfriend looks like your ex, ugh! | rated Gen)

through a father’s eyes (Narnia | King Lune | dads gotta dad | rated Gen)

atomic blonde (Narnia, LOTR | Susan/Eowyn | it’s not the first time a power beyond understanding ripped Susan away from her home to fight in another world’s war | rated M)

Beware how you give your heart (LOTR | haladriel | a fourth age haunting | rated M) (a wip!!)

a little touch in the night (LOTR | haladriel | a love letter in tiny bites | rated T)

+three yuletide offerings to be revealed in January!

WIPS

MCU: the king and queen of Asgard wrt Valkyrie/Carol Danvers

MCU: the final conclusion of my winterbaron sugar daddy fic

LOTR: Doriath trash party wrt Melian/Galadriel

LOTR: “Sauron becomes a tree”

LOTR: dark Galadriel/Samwise and their garden of the world

LOTR: healing generational trauma with fourth age Arwen and her peepaw

The Matrix: Trinity and Smith as mirrors

Good Omens: Crowley haunted by his angel

Star Wars: A really scandalous dinluke sex pollen

Total number of completed works/fandoms written in: fifteen completed works in 2023 for a total of just over 32k words; six LOTR, two SPN, two Narnia, the rest sundry & various.

OVERALL THOUGHTS: ::taps the top of this car:: you can put so much monsterfucking in this bad boy, jfc.

PERSONAL FAVORITE: Getting unblocked by the most unlikeliest of sources and FINISHING MY SUPERCORP HATESEX. uncharted territory finished FIVE YEARS LATER. This has been a weight on my shoulders for years; I always knew it ended with a sadistic Lex Luthor torturing Kara (oop), but it was time passing and The Flash (2023) that got me where I needed to be to get that banged out. I’m really really pleased how that ended, and that I actually can finish a WIP.

MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED: Bound is really exceptional. It was part of my WIP amnesty week, and a revisitation and remix of a meg masters fic I wrote in 2013 after I had a terrible life-altering accident. My favorite 2023 additions are how she can only speak in the language of Sodom at the end. It’s not a GREAT fic, but I really love Meg and I love Meg & Castiel.

MOST POPULAR: Definitely Nimona (nothing can go wrong when you're in love) with 1,200+ kudos. Y’all, the teen/gen fic in younger fandoms hits hard. OOPS. re: my deeply funny stats for the little mermaid tentacles fic with over 3k hits and 86 kudos. AHAHHAHAH. welp.

STORY WITH THE SEXIEST MOMENT: OKAY, so this is sexy specific to me: in Crave, Galadriel taunts Sauron about how he has to fuck Ar-Pharazôn (a mini love letter to my beloved 5ummit!) and this, to me, is everything: “And you’ll never enjoy Ar-Pharazôn’s little prick again,” she says, drinking in the horror of his recent memories, a soured scheme. “Your play at feigned pleasure in service to a base creature will be ash in your mouth now. You will only think of the taste of my cunt with his cock shoved in your whore mouth.” The crass words burn on her lips but she can sense how he trembles, even in this form. “You’ll hunger for the taste of me. And when he’s dead, when you’ve sucked the miserable mortal life out of him, you’ll never take a lover again for the rest of your unnatural life,” she says. “You know where your dick should be sheathed. In me and no where else.”

MOST FUN STORY TO WRITE: Okay, I traveled for work a LOT this year and one night I was feeling down and angry about the world and asked on twitter that for every like, I’d write a soft haladriel headcanon and by the end of the night, i had the bulk of a little touch in the night and I was such a happy delighted lil soul. Such a highlight of the year.

HARDEST: A tie between Crave, which was writing on hard mode since I’m violently anti dominant Sauron (oop), and uncharted territory since I had been blocked for years.

BIGGEST SURPRISE: The delicious lush connection of Celeborn/Sauron in somewhere in the haze that STARTED AS A JOKE and now I’m full rarepair conspiracy theory into it.

DID YOU TAKE ANY RISKS IN WRITING THIS YEAR? Posting SPN in 2023, lol what was that. And neither of them explicitly destiel. Girl. Both tanked but I love those two fics.

MOST UNINTENTIONALLY TELLING STORY: Okay, one of my yuletides this year is really too close to something I’m working through in therapy. Oop.

FAVORITE LINES/SCENES: Okay literally everything in atomic blonde, that fic is nonstop bangers imho. I love this especially:

“Ah, there it is,” he replies. Stops, and turns to look into her eyes. To drink in her fury. “This isn’t your world, Daughter of Eve. Take your cursed horn and your beautiful face and take the little shieldmaiden too for all I care and leave Middle Earth to me. Grow old and find joy in women’s work.” He blinks, nonsense words emerging out of him: “In Christian Dior dresses and Chanel lipstick, in Italian leather handbags and silk nylons, in handsome British officers and those American boys who offer more than kisses, in the rumble of a Jaguar and the cries of healthy babies who do not fear war. Live and die on an island far, far away.” He blinks again. “I do not want you here.”

MY FAVE PART OF FANDOM IN 2023: Repeatedly saying “you hear me, baby? hold together” at the haladriel fandom like Han Solo does to the Millennium Falcon and we did! We made it another year!!! Let’s go, 2024!!!! (YOU HEAR ME, BABY. HOLD TOGETHER.)

2024 WRITING AMBITIONS: same as last year’s: Write more steadily and consistently. Get back into the drabble mode. Make time, take time, just do it. It doesn’t have to be groundbreaking, it just has to be creating something. The joy of creation is like nothing else. Chase that high.

2024 FICS ON THE IMMEDIATE HORIZON: Jan 1 - htp trash fic exchange Feb 3 - rffa exchange March - haladriel exchange!

[avatarskywalker78]

Oh thought of another one for Talk Shop Tuesday: are there any fandoms or characters you want to write something for but haven't yet? Is there a reason why you haven't written fic for them yet?

Sorry for the delay I've just been busy but anyway!! This is a good question!!! Honestly this could be a long post but I'm gonna stick with the more pressing ones.

Character wise I definitely want to write something for the Karate Kid girls - mainly Ali and Kumiko - and for Cobra Kai Amanda and Sam. While the latter's shown up in a few fics she hasn't taken centre stage yet so I'd like to do that - I'm planning a rewatch of the films (well, the first two anyhow) to hopefully spark something, but the jury is definitely fucking out on whether I'm gonna rewatch Cobra Kai ever again after the shit they pulled recently.

I'd also like to write more for the OG Avengers - I've got ideas and a few fics planned, but I've not actually written anything for most of the main six and it's a shame because I really want to, I just haven't had a lot of ideas outside of the OC centered stuff and even with those it's mainly to do with Thor and Clint, so I want to branch out more because I do love the originals.

Fandom-wise I'd love to write something for Due South - the main obstacle to that being the fact I've not seen most of the episodes (season one was shown over here like a few years ago but then they stopped showing it halfway through a two-parter like?????? Why????) but it's just such a funny show and I dearly love Fraser and his wolf-dog and his friendship with Vecchio so I think it would be fun to write. I also...kind of want to write a bat fic - I once had one (1) idea for the Dark Knight Trilogy but again this was hampered by the fact that I have not seen the last two films despite owning the second. I've also read like three hundred Batfam fics despite not reading the source material so I kind of want to read at least some of the source material because I do want to see if I get any ideas from it.

I want to write something for Uncharted because the characters in that are amazing and very funny but there's also. SO much angst in them too and I love a good angst fic, me (so long as it has at least a hopeful ending). The main reason I haven't is because I'd like to play all the mainline games but have so not not been able to justify getting a whole PS4 just to play Uncharted 4, so it's a work in progress. And also for ICO and Shadow of the Colossus - the former especially because this was the first video game I ever played so it means a lot to me, but so far I've not really had any ideas beyond a possible prequel fic.

Talk Shop Tuesday

[theremustbeabear]

Erm hi. I'm unfamiliar with plurality so I just want to ask a few questions if thats ok... I feel like this is too long for discord.

1. How similar are your introjects (is that the appropriate way to say it? Your introjects? Or this system's introjects?) To the source material? Are they influenced by fanon? If the source material character/person is talked about, do they take it personally? Be it shipping, character crit, etc... OK sorry this is many questions at once.

2. When did altars start popping up, and when did you guys become aware that "oh here theres lots of us around"? Any particular formative events/memories that are associated with the development of your plurality?

3. Are hosts usually the "original" altar? I'm sorry, idk how to say this.

4. This is more for talking on discord and the such but do memories and conversations carry over? Would it be inappropriate to go like "we (me and an altar) talked about xyz" to another altar?

of course, happy to answer any questions anytime! and an obligatory disclaimer that these are own opinions/feelings and that other systems may not see or experience things the same way.

"your introjects" is perfectly fine! "you" is a singular or plural pronoun, so it doesn't matter. our introjects tend to start out quite close to the source material, and then develop naturally from there. we like to think of our source character as a sort of foundation, which we then build our own house on top of—it's important, but it's not the only thing, and the more of the house that's built, the less of the foundation you see. some folks end up changing a lot, over time, and others don't, it just depends on the individual. influenced by fanon also depends, sometimes we are, sometimes we aren't, sometimes our brain decides to go off in a wild uncharted direction and drag us through a hedge and spit out an introject that feels like the source character has been put through a paper shredder and reassembled into some weird half-recognizable paper mache sculpture. as for taking source talk personally, we generally don't experience anything more strongly than what the average person would feel upon seeing talk of their favourite character. we view our source characters quite separately from ourselves, especially once we've taken on a different name, but we do thrive on making jokes. it's very common for us to see character crit, and if it's from a friend, the relevant introject to pop up and go "what did i ever do to you :( why do you hate me :( /j" without actually meaning any of it. it's all in good fun. if we ever do feel too strongly about something, we remove ourselves or the introject in question and handle it privately.

early 2021 was our system discovery (often shortened to syscovery)! late may, i believe? a lot of systems tend to struggle with their discovery, spending a long time doubting and unable to fully interact with their headmates, but that wasn't us. our old host was dragging up unpleasant memories one night, and our brain got sick of it, and decided to make her stop by dumping an entire person directly on her head, which caused her to freak out and flee into the back. lalna, the new person, was utterly clueless, but knew she wasn't the host, and so poked around in the brain until she found johan, who had been there for a month or so previous, and johan took over to sort things out. so, it was a very jarring and sudden transition, because prior to that point, our existing headmates had been trying very hard to keep themselves hidden so as not to make problems for the host. we're still not exactly sure how old our system is, due to the size and construction of our headspace, but the oldest we've found so far is sable, who is at least from 2018, perhaps earlier. we're a traumagenic system--a system formed from trauma, that is--so we'd prefer not to disclose the details of that, but suffice it to say our old host was simply having trouble dealing with life on her own, and so the brain attempted to fix that problem by making it so that she, well, wasn't alone. in all fairness, it did work! three years on, we're much happier now than we were before, and wouldn't return to singularity for a million dollars.

hosts are often the "original" alter (or headmate, as we prefer—the term alter is standard, but also viewed as a little too clinical by a lot of systems. we don't mind it, we just prefer other terms), but not always. the generally-accepted term for an "original" alter is the "core", and our core is not our current host. she used to be, but mike took over about a month after our syscovery, and has held the position ever since. the exact definition of host is fluid between systems, but for the most part, it's simply the "main" headmate that is around most often and is sort of viewed as being "in charge". big shoutout to mike, by the way, he's incredible and a big reason why we're so functional and problem-free these days.

for us, they do! we're an osdd-1b system, so we have very little amnesia between alters, if any at all. the best way to explain it is that the front, where we have to be to interact with the outside world, and the body, have their own memory bank, of sorts, that's accessible by any headmate who is in the front at any time. right now, i can remember what angus was doing when we were playing video games this morning, and the jackbox games night two weeks ago, even though i wasn't entirely present for the first and completely out of front for the second. however, once i leave, i'll have no access to the knowledge of what's happening outside until i return, and the gaps will be filled in. it's a little odd at first, but once you're used to it, it's completely seamless, and is the reason why we often struggle to remember who was fronting for a past activity, and/or simply refer to the past vaguely using i/we without specifying. things are generally a little bit clearer when it was you, specifically, though—for example, i have no idea who started writing the hickgib fic in our drafts, even though i remember writing it, but i know that it wasn't me, particularly. this is because we also have our own personal memories that encapsulate source & things we might get up to in headspace outside of the front. all this to say: no, it's perfectly fine to mention talking to another alter, and honestly, we'd be glad for the reminder, lol, we've probably completely forgotten who was participating in the conversation and might want to drop them a line to jog our memory more clearly.

hope this helps! thanks for asking <3

[padfootagain]

Pirates! (IV)

Part 4 : The Marketplace

Hello everyone! Glad to be back, at long last, with a new chapter for this fic! I’m going to start posting new chapters on a regular basis again.

I hope you like this new chapter!

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Pairing: Caspian x Pirate!Reader

Warnings: depictions of violence in later chapters (fight scenes… nothing too terrible), slow burn, fluff!

Summary: As ships disappear across the sea, Caspian is forced to go investigate himself. But to win against the wild uncharted waters he must cross to reach his people, he needs to bargain with pirates. And then, he finds you…

Word Count: 2951

Masterlist for the series – Caspian’s Masterlist – Main Masterlist

The Dawn Treader was a true beauty.

Your eyes were wide with admiration as you stared at the beautiful ship. Purple sails glimmering under the sun; the golden dragon’s head that formed its end was the most impressive prow you had ever seen. And Silvia and Charlotte, who had come to inspect Caspian’s ship with you, shared your wonder.

Caspian and his men had hidden their ship in a narrow creek, in order to avoid drawing attention. Such boat couldn’t get unnoticed and wouldn't fail to raise questions. The creek was constituted of a circular beach made of yellow, almost brownish sand towered by high cliffs of sharp dark stones that seemed like they would cut the feet and hands of anyone who would try to climb them. A dense forest spread at the top of the cliff and extended down the slope to reach the main harbour of the island. The deep blue water had once hidden one of the largest sources of pearls, and had for a time made the fortune of the island, as Narnia and other lands were ready to pay a fair prize for their beauty. But an intense use of this resource had made pearls disappear from the island altogether, the inhabitants had turned towards piracy to earn their money, their society slowly decaying along the years.

At the look of admiration in your eyes, Caspian couldn’t refrain a proud smirk.

“Will she be alright by these waters?” he asked with mischief tainting his voice. “Or would you like to take a closer look?”

You slowly nodded, your eyes still fixed on the graceful ship before you.

“I reckon that… one can never be too cautious.”

He tried to hide his growing smile, but failed.

“Follow me, then.”

Caspian guided you on the deck of the Dawn Treader, and you took a walk around. Caspian’s crew scrutinized you with untrusting eyes, but you ignored them. Actually, even if you had wanted to pay attention, you couldn't have done so. Because as you looked back at the crew, the truth struck you like a punch in the stomach.

You had had your doubts, of course, but now… now doubts had turned into certainties, and you weren't sure to like them.

"You are Narnians."

The words passed your lips in a whisper, but clearly all the people around you had heard you. Caspian's expression suddenly changed, growing cautious.

"What about it?" he asked slowly.

You saw Charlotte reaching for the pommel of her sword, just like most of Caspian's crew had.

"Do you dislike Narnians?" Drinian asked with a defiant look in his eyes and an acidic tone in his voice.

Silvia looked up at him defiantly.

"We're not privateers," she replied proudly. "We don't hide behind lords to get immunity."

"That is not what this is about," Caspian replied warily.

"Never trust a lord," Charlotte mumbled, looking at you with a glance full of warning.

"Relax, ladies," you instructed your crew.

Because you had guessed that you had been hired by lords. You didn't know they were Narnians, but that wasn't so important. And in fact, you could see another advantage in this bargain of yours that you hadn't identified before. Through Caspian, who would join you on your ship, you could learn a lot of useful information about Narnia. How to go there, where to go once you were there, would you need papers or things of the kind… And Sylvia who would stay on their ship could gather all these precious information for you as well. You knew she was good enough to sneak inside the Captain's cabin and take a look at the maps there.

You gave Caspian a polite smile.

"You have a very nice ship," you nodded. "She will do good on these waters. But don't count on any of us to call you 'Lord'."

Your hint of humour made Caspian relax instantly, and he gave you an earnest smile.

"I have no intention to ask you to do such thing," he reassured you.

"If you need help to get goods for the journey, Sylvia and Charlotte can show you the market where you can find food, ropes and everything you will need for a long journey."

"We already know the place," Lacusa answered. "But thank you for the offer."

"We can leave in two days," you nodded. "That should give us all enough time to get ready.” "We'll leave with the morning tide."

"Alright."

You climbed down the ship and Charlotte and Sylvia followed you down. You didn't start talking again before you were crossing the sand, out of earshot, just the three of you.

"Sylvia, while you're on that ship, you'll have to get as many information about Narnia as you can."

Your order seemed enough for your two friends to understand perfectly what you had in mind.

"Now, I feel like I've just been promoted to 'spy'," the little rabbit chuckled.

"You take it well."

"And what about that Peter?" Charlotte asked softly.

"We'll keep an eye on him… and I'll make him talk."

"Make him talk? You mean… with a knife or with a smile?"

You let out a laugh.

"With a smile, Charlotte. I have enough charms to make him talk without cutting him into pieces. Besides… have you looked at him? That would be a shame to destroy such a pretty face!"

The three of you advanced towards the only path leading back to town, laughing.

An adventure was awaiting you… filled with risks and dangers. That was just what you had signed up for in the first place.

The marketplace was always busy.

In the morning, the new arrivals of fruits, dry meat and vegetables brought many people to buy food for the week, when they had enough money for that. Slippery hands also stole many apples and loafs of bread, but all merchants on Saint Iron were aware that they would only sell a part of their goods. The rest would disappear in the agile fingers of pickpockets and starving thieves.

In the afternoon, many pirate ships were coming back from the sea, and as the sun rose and then started to decline, the market got filled with trinkets, plates of silver or steel, small statues made of gold. Some were real, some were fake. The blame was never on the seller but the buyer, for failing to notice the scam.

And with the setting sun, a new kind of merchandise was sold in the square: people. May they be prostitutes looking for a few coins against a night, or slavers setting for the highest bids in exchange for their prisoners… the square was filled with the worst people around at that time. Shadows called for a grimmer market.

But Lacusa had since long noticed this pattern, and when he guided Caspian, Drinian, Reepicheep and a few more men, it was still morning, the sun young and shy. The wind was chilly, coming in from the harbour nearby, carrying a heavy scent of salt and seaweed.

The market was stuck in a square too small for its shops and stalls, filled with colours and shouting merchants trying to lure customers to spend the few coins they owned. Caspian was looking around, quite fascinated by the small maze before him: a mix of rags and dirty clothes with colours and appetizing goods. Drunks singing in a corner and women carrying babies in their arms while buying food for supper. And Narnians walked into their midst too. He didn’t notice the fox that walked past him…

“Give him back his pouch, foxie.”

Caspian jumped at the sound of your voice behind him.

The fox stood on its rear legs, looking perfectly innocent.

“Me? I didn’t do anything!”

“Don’t make me step on your tail again,” you replied, your tone humorous, but the coldness of your smile was turning your words into a genuine threat.

You extended your hand towards the fox, waiting for him to give you what he had stolen. Meanwhile, the whole group of Narnians had stopped and was frowning at the scene.

“You wouldn’t dare!” the fox fought back. “I haven’t done anything anyway…”

But when you raised your boot as if to take a step towards him, the fox tried to run away…

…only to collide with Charlotte’s boots.

He fell backwards, cursing and holding its snout, but a second later Sylvia had her blade pressed to his throat as she jumped on his stomach to keep him on the ground.

“Give the money back,” you repeated, your voice perfectly calm.

The fox heaved a sigh, and handed back Caspian’s pouch. It was heavy with coins in your palm, the leather smooth, although it wasn’t new.

“Get a word around. These newcomers are leaving soon, but for as long as they’re on the island, they’re under the protection of the Bleeding Twilight. Which means under my protection. Do you get that, foxie?”

His eyes changed, from annoyance to terror, and he slowly nodded.

“Good. Take it as a warning. Next time, I’ll let Sylvia cut off your pretty tail.”

Sylvia gave a toothy, cruel grin, and the poor thief shook vehemently his head.

“I didn’t know they were with you! They’re off limits, I get it.”

“Good. Spread the word for me, would you?”

“Of course, ma’am!”

“Off with you!”

The fox sprinted away through the crowd as soon as Sylvia stepped away from him.

You couldn’t refrain a chuckle as you saw his orange shape zooming away.

You threw Caspian back his pouch.

“Be more careful next time. Pickpockets are skilful around here.”

“Thank you, Captain,” he gave you a nod, carefully hiding his pouch this time.

“Give it about ten minutes before the word has spread through the market,” Charlotte added. “It’ll be safer for you to venture across town after that.”

“You seem to have a dreadful reputation, then,” Drinian spoke, and he couldn’t help the disgusted wince that twisted his features as he spoke.

But you merely laughed at that.

“I don’t have the worst reputation of the island, if it can reassure you. I would say that I am known for being merciless if my crew is threatened.”

You pointed towards some stales on the left of the square.

“They sell the best ropes over there, don’t buy from the dwarf on the other side of the market, he’s always looking for cheap fibres for his sails and ropes. You’ll find some good food at the back at a purple stall, you can’t miss it, really. Tell them you travel with me, they’ll sell for an honest price. If they’re doubting you, show them this.”

You threw Caspian a small coin, made of cheap copper. It seemed worthless. There was a feather imprinted on the metallic surface, Caspian ran his thumb across the indentures.

“It shows you’re part of my crew. It’s quite an advantage, around here.”

“We are not part of your crew,” Drinian mumbled, but you heard him all the same.

“Peter here will be in a couple of days. Let’s not be cheap!”

You shot him a grin, before heading to buy your own supplies.

And Caspian couldn’t help but stare at you with a smile on his lips.

You were something else…

He guided his men towards the stalls you had indicated, and found that the supplies were of a respectable quality, indeed. When it was time to pay though, he found the price ridiculously high.

“Are you trying to rob us?” Lacusa complained.

“The price is the price,” the merchant shook his head.

“We’re travelling with the Bleeding Twilight,” Caspian told the old man.

But the merchant merely laughed, a hand holding his long brown beard.

“Of course. And then you’ll tell me you’re the King of Narnia! Or Aslan himself!”

He doubled over with laughter.

“Everyone knows Blue Feather only hires women. At least try to make it look convincing.”

But Caspian merely smiled, and handed the merchant your coin.

He frowned hard at the sight, and when he looked up at the Narnians before him, he was almost fearful.

“I’ve never seen you around, so let me give you a piece of advice,” the merchant went on, after checking around that no one could hear him. “If you want to keep your head attached to your neck, don’t mess with Blue Feather and her crew. They may look like they’re softer than the others because they only steal from pirates, but that only shows that they’re stronger than anyone on this island. Only a handful of pirates would dare go against Blue Feather. And if you’ve hurt someone of her crew, you can be certain that she’ll make sure you won’t do it again. If you’ve stolen this from one of her girls, you’d better get used to the idea of having no hands at all anymore.”

But Caspian kept on smiling, looking perfectly calm. With a small gesture of the head, he indicated something on his right.

Above the crowd, the blue feather of your hat was visible, moving slowly.

“I am aware of her reputation,” Caspian answered. “I do want to keep my head attached to my neck, as well was my hands secured to my wrists. I am not stupid enough to trick you this way when Blue Feather is just a few feet away.”

The merchant seemed to hesitate, but finally nodded, and handed Caspian back his coin. He gave him a new price, five times lower.

“That’s a deal,” Caspian smiled, discreetly getting the money out of his pouch.

He couldn’t refrain an amused chuckle at the whole situation. When he turned to the next stall, he noticed your feather again. You were talking with a man. Tall, dark-haired, slim, his skin wrinkled by a life at sea. He seemed young still, barely older than you. By his dirty clothes, by the rapier at his side… it was pretty obvious that he was a pirate or a privateer. He was following you as you walked slowly from a stall to the other. Caspian frowned as he noticed the look of worry you were trying to hide.

Indeed, you were worried. You were worried every time Devos was close to you.

He meant trouble. An awful lot of trouble.

“I’ve just heard that you’re taking in men aboard now. Should I apply for a job?” he asked, flirtation evident in his voice.

But the honey of his tone hid one of the cruellest men you had ever met. And you knew him too well to be fooled, even for a second.

Your voice was cautious and your words chosen with care as you replied.

“They are not part of my crew exactly. It’s more something of a… an alliance.”

“Alliance? You?”

“Is it so surprising?”

“Oh, you can be absolutely charming if you wish to, Y/N, I know that. But you also have a tendency to be very… careful with your trust.”

“I’ve never said anything about trust.”

“Were you hired for a job, then?”

“I haven’t said that either.”

“They must be rich, then. Maybe I should kill them all and take their money.”

“Maybe you should.”

Devos studied you carefully, and you could see the changes in his eyes. His smile was still charming, but his blue eyes were being filled with cruelty, with hunger, with threat…

You struggled to swallow, and couldn’t help but look away.

“I wonder if they have a ship…” Devos spoke slowly, half-lost in thought.

“I don’t know.”

“Must be a pretty one. Because they look awfully clean, and their purses look particularly heavy…”

You didn’t answer, faking interest about some oil. Devos was not fooled though.

“I’ll find that out. Take my share of the profit.”

“They’re under my protection.”

Your voice was perfectly calm, on the tone of a mundane conversation. But Devos knew what it meant. It was a threat.

And he loved it. He had spent many years longing to cut your throat. Perhaps the day had finally come?

“Maybe I’ll wait a little bit then. I can give you that curtesy.”

“How generous…”

He leaned closer, bringing his lips to your ear to let out a whisper that froze you to your bones.

“After I take that ship, I’ll come for yours. And I’ll take my time with you.”

Despite your pounding heart, despite the fear that coursed through your entire frame, you were perfectly composed when you turned to him. You didn’t step away, you merely turned your head towards him, the ghost of a smile on your lips. And despite your terror, your voice was perfectly steady.

“I’d love to see you try, Devos.”

He laughed at that, loud and petulant, and you wished you could have punched him in the face, but you would rather not die so stupidly.

“I’ll see you around, Blue Feather! Until I kill you!”

And with that, he was striding away, leaving you alone. You turned towards Caspian, as you had felt his stare on you for most of your conversation with the privateer.

And he hadn’t heard any word that were exchanged between you and Devos, but it didn’t matter. He noticed the shakiness of your hand when you put the bottle of oil back on the stall. He noticed the way you blinked a few times as you averted your eyes, as if to bring yourself back to the moment.

Caspian had no idea who this man was, but he guessed that he was one of the handful of men the merchant had mentioned, one of those ready to fight you.

Would he mean trouble to Caspian and his crew?

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Maximizing Ecommerce Success: A Comprehensive Guide to Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)

Introduction

In the dynamic landscape of online retail, performance metrics are the compass guiding businesses toward success. Key Performance Indicators (KPIs) serve as crucial milestones, directing ecommerce entrepreneurs to navigate the complex realm of sales, marketing, and customer service. In this comprehensive guide, we at RMRKBL Marketing delve into the intricate world of KPIs, offering profound insights to empower your business decisions and drive unparalleled growth.

Unveiling the Essence of Performance Indicators

A performance indicator, a beacon in the data-driven journey, is a quantifiable measurement aligning with specific goals. Picture an online retailer aspiring to boost site traffic by 50% in the next year – a noble ambition. Key indicators could include daily unique visitors, traffic sources (paid advertising, SEO, brand advertising), or the holy grail of customer lifetime value.

Decoding Key Performance Indicators

Amidst a plethora of potential metrics, the crux lies in identifying key performance indicators (KPIs) – impactful data points succinctly reflecting progress toward defined goals. In this pursuit, Shopify's robust reporting and analytics emerge as invaluable tools, boasting over 60 pre-built dashboards to illuminate trends and catalyze informed decision-making.

The Significance of KPIs

Why are KPIs as vital as strategy and goal setting? They transcend mere statistics, offering actionable insights that propel strategic decision-making. Without KPIs, businesses risk navigating uncharted waters, relying on intuition rather than data-driven precision. Harnessing KPIs fosters a deeper understanding of your business and clientele, fostering informed strategies for online sales growth.

Classifying Key Performance Indicators

KPIs, versatile in nature, span qualitative, quantitative, predictive, and historical dimensions, permeating various business operations. In the ecommerce domain, KPIs elegantly align with five core categories: Sales, Marketing, Customer Service, Manufacturing, and Project Management.

Sales: A Symphony of Success

In the realm of sales, mastering KPIs is akin to orchestrating a symphony of success. Ecommerce retailers can fine-tune their performance through vigilant tracking of crucial metrics such as total sales, average order

size, gross profit, average margin, and more. Each metric unveils a facet of your business, from understanding customer behavior through conversion rates and shopping cart abandonment rates to strategic insights on product affinity and competitive pricing.

Unlocking Sales KPIs

1. Total Sales

Ecommerce success hinges on understanding sales patterns. Monitor sales on an hourly, daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly, and yearly basis to discern trends and capitalize on peak periods.

2. Average Order Size

Delve into customer spending habits with the average order size, a pivotal KPI reflecting the typical expenditure per order. This insight informs pricing strategies and product bundling opportunities.

3. Gross Profit

Measure business efficiency by calculating gross profit – the difference between total sales and the cost of goods sold. A nuanced understanding ensures profitability and strategic decision-making.

4. Conversion Rate

Efficiency in converting visitors to customers is paramount. The conversion rate, expressed as a percentage, illuminates the success of your ecommerce site in turning visitors into buyers.

5. Customer Lifetime Value (CLV)

The heartbeat of sustainable growth lies in the customer lifetime value. Nurture long-term relationships by understanding how much a customer contributes over their engagement with your brand.

6. Revenue per Visitor (RPV)

Evaluate the effectiveness of your site in converting visitors into revenue. Low RPV prompts a deep dive into analytics, optimizing the user experience to drive more online sales.

7. Customer Acquisition Cost (CAC)

Strategically invest in customer acquisition by deciphering the cost of acquiring new customers. Analyze marketing spend breakdown to ensure efficient customer acquisition.

8. Inventory Levels

Maintain optimal stock levels by closely monitoring inventory metrics. Insights into stock turnover, product velocity, and sitting stock guide inventory management strategies.

9. Competitive Pricing

Benchmark against competitors by scrutinizing pricing strategies. An agile approach to pricing ensures your business remains competitive and attuned to market dynamics.

10. Product Affinity

Uncover cross-promotion opportunities through product affinity analysis. Identify products frequently purchased together, fueling targeted marketing strategies.

11. Product Relationship

Strategically plan cross-selling tactics by understanding which products are viewed consecutively. Leverage this KPI to enhance product recommendations and elevate user experience.

12. Churn Rate

Customer retention is paramount. The churn rate reveals how swiftly customers are departing. Swift action can mitigate losses and foster sustained loyalty.

13. Cost per Click (CPC)

For paid advertising success, track the cost incurred for each click. Optimize ad campaigns by aligning CPC with conversion rates, ensuring a balanced marketing budget.

Marketing Mastery: Unleashing Potency Through KPIs

Marketing KPIs wield immense power in sculpting the success story of your ecommerce venture. From driving website traffic to deciphering customer behavior, these metrics guide strategic marketing endeavors.

Navigating Marketing KPIs

1. Website Traffic

Website traffic serves as the heartbeat of ecommerce success. Monitor the total number of visits to your site, interpreting trends and refining marketing strategies accordingly.

2. New Visitors vs. Returning Visitors

Distinguish between first-time visitors and returning patrons. This insight aids in assessing the efficacy of digital marketing campaigns and tailoring strategies for diverse audiences.

3. Time on Site

Evaluate user engagement by analyzing the time visitors spend on your website. A deeper engagement with blog content and landing pages signals brand affinity.

4. Bounce Rate

High bounce rates demand attention. Investigate the reasons behind visitors exiting after viewing a single page, optimizing user experience and content relevance.

5. Page Views per Visit

Navigate user journeys by understanding the average number of pages viewed during each visit. Balance engagement with ease of navigation to enhance the user experience.

6. Average Session Duration

Dive into user behavior with the average session duration. Longer durations indicate profound interactions with your site, particularly with blog content and landing pages.

7. Traffic Source

Decipher the origins of website traffic through the traffic source KPI. Channel-specific insights guide focused marketing efforts, whether from organic search, paid ads, or social media.

8. Mobile Site Traffic

Optimize for mobile success by monitoring the influx of users accessing your store via mobile devices. A mobile-friendly site ensures a seamless experience for a diverse audience.

9. Newsletter Subscribers

Harness the potential of email marketing by tracking newsletter subscribers. Analyze demographics to tailor content and maximize reach, ensuring alignment with target audiences.

10. Email Open Rate

Elevate email marketing effectiveness by scrutinizing the percentage of subscribers opening your emails. Test subject lines and maintain list hygiene for optimal engagement.

11. Email Click-Through Rate (CTR)

Drive traffic to your site with a high email click-through rate. This KPI measures the percentage of subscribers clicking on links, a pivotal factor in conversion success.

12. Social Followers and Fans

Measure brand loyalty and awareness through social media metrics. The number of followers and fans on platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter signifies audience engagement.

13. Return on Ad Spend (ROAS)

Evaluate ad campaign efficacy by gauging the revenue earned for every dollar spent on advertising. ROAS serves as a compass, steering advertising strategies toward profitability.

14. Cost per Click (CPC)

Unveil the cost incurred for each click on paid ads. Efficiently manage marketing budgets by aligning CPC with conversion rates, ensuring optimal returns on investment.

15. Social Media Engagement

Quantify brand engagement with social media followers through the social media engagement KPI. Active interaction signals a vibrant community and potent brand-consumer connections.

16. Clicks

Track the total number of clicks across various platforms – website, social media, email, and ads. A holistic perspective aids in refining content and optimizing engagement strategies.

17. Average Click-Through Rate (CTR)

Measure user engagement with the average click-through rate, revealing the percentage of users clicking on links. Optimize content placement and messaging for heightened effectiveness.

18. Average Position

Ascend the search engine ranks with insights from the average position KPI. Understand your site's SEO and paid search performance, striving for the coveted top position.

19. Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Traffic Volume

Evaluate the success of PPC campaigns by tracking traffic volume. Strategic adjustments based on PPC insights ensure targeted traffic influx to your site.

20. Blog Traffic

Uncover the impact of blog content by isolating blog traffic metrics. Compare blog traffic against overall site traffic for a nuanced understanding of content effectiveness.

21. Number and Quality of Product Reviews

Harness the power of social proof with product reviews. Track quantity and content to leverage customer feedback for SEO, brand credibility, and business refinement.

22. Banner or Display Advertising CTRs

Optimize banner and display ad performance by scrutinizing click-through rates. Insights into copy, imagery, and offer effectiveness guide strategic adjustments for enhanced engagement.

23. Affiliate Performance Rates

Leverage affiliate marketing with insights into performance rates. Identify successful channels, refining strategies to maximize the impact of affiliate partnerships.

Elevating Customer Service through KPI Excellence

Customer service KPIs stand as sentinels, guarding the gateway to customer satisfaction. Scrutinize these metrics to ensure your support teams exceed expectations and cultivate lasting customer relationships.

Pioneering Customer Service KPIs

1. Customer Satisfaction Score (CSAT)

Quantify customer satisfaction through the CSAT metric. Harness customer feedback to refine service strategies and foster a positive brand perception.

2. Net Promoter Score (NPS)

Measure customer loyalty with the Net Promoter Score. Identify brand advocates and detractors, directing efforts toward building a robust community of brand enthusiasts.

3. First Response Time

Efficient customer service hinges on swift responses. Monitor the time taken for the first response to gauge support team efficacy and ensure timely issue resolution.

4. Ticket Resolution Time

Expedite issue resolution by scrutinizing ticket resolution times. Streamline support processes based on these insights to enhance customer satisfaction.

5. Customer Retention Rate

A flourishing business thrives on customer retention. The retention rate KPI illuminates the success of your efforts in cultivating lasting relationships with clients.

6. Customer Complaint Resolution

Transform challenges into opportunities by mastering customer complaint resolution. Evaluate resolution times and customer feedback to fortify your support ecosystem.

7. Service Level Agreement (SLA) Adherence

Set and surpass customer expectations with SLA adherence. Track the percentage of support requests meeting agreed-upon response and resolution times.

8. Customer Effort Score (CES)

Simplify customer interactions with the Customer Effort Score. Minimize friction in customer journeys, fostering seamless and enjoyable experiences.

9. Contact Volume

Analyze contact volume to understand support team workload. Proactive adjustments to staffing and resources ensure consistent service excellence.

10. Customer Service Channel Performance

Decipher the effectiveness of various customer service channels – live chat, email, phone. Optimize resource allocation based on channel performance to maximize customer satisfaction.

11. Agent Performance

Empower support teams through insights into agent performance. Identify top performers and areas for improvement, ensuring a high standard of service across the board.

Conclusion: Mastering the Art of KPIs for Ecommerce Triumph

In the intricate tapestry of ecommerce success, KPIs serve as the warp and weft, weaving a narrative of progress and prosperity. Unleash the potential of your online venture by embracing the nuanced insights offered by sales, marketing, and customer service KPIs. Propel your business forward, navigate challenges, and sculpt a legacy of unparalleled success in the competitive realm of online retail.

FAQs

Why are KPIs crucial for ecommerce success?

KPIs, or Key Performance Indicators, provide quantifiable insights into the performance of various aspects of your ecommerce business. They guide strategic decision-making, enhance customer experiences, and drive overall success by aligning actions with specific goals.

How can I use KPIs to improve my online sales?

Analyzing sales KPIs such as total sales, average order size, conversion rate, and customer lifetime value empowers you to optimize pricing strategies, understand customer behavior, and implement targeted marketing efforts for increased online sales.

What role do marketing KPIs play in ecommerce?

Marketing KPIs, including website traffic, engagement metrics, and return on ad spend, offer actionable insights into the effectiveness of your marketing efforts. These metrics help refine strategies, boost brand awareness, and drive targeted traffic to your ecommerce site.

How do customer service KPIs contribute to business growth?

Customer service KPIs, such as customer satisfaction scores, first response time, and ticket resolution time, play a pivotal role in fostering positive customer relationships. Meeting and exceeding customer expectations leads to increased loyalty, positive word-of-mouth, and sustained business growth.

Can KPIs really help in inventory management?

Absolutely. Sales KPIs related to inventory levels, product affinity, and competitive pricing provide crucial insights into stock turnover, product popularity, and market competitiveness. Effectively managing inventory based on these KPIs ensures optimal stock levels and minimizes wastage.

Are there specific KPIs for evaluating the success of PPC campaigns?

Yes, monitoring KPIs such as pay-per-click (PPC) traffic volume, cost per click (CPC), and return on ad spend (ROAS) provides a comprehensive view of your PPC campaign performance. These metrics help optimize ad budgets, refine targeting, and maximize the impact of your advertising efforts.

Can KPIs help me understand the effectiveness of my social media marketing?

Certainly. Social media KPIs like social followers, engagement metrics, and click-through rates provide insights into the impact of your social media efforts. Understanding these metrics enables you to refine content strategies, build brand loyalty, and expand your social media presence.

How often should I review and update my KPIs?

Regular reviews are crucial to adapt to changing market dynamics. Consider monthly reviews for short-term KPIs and quarterly or annually for long-term goals. Adjust KPIs based on business priorities, industry trends, and the evolving needs of your ecommerce venture.

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We just Run

Season 1 Episode 1 - New House, Old Life, New Love

Audiobook by Harry M. Frazer a.k.a. S4E

In this first episode of a potential series, meet Alex Martinez, an unending source of high-flying, low-spelunking and everything-in-between adventure.

When her obsession with ancient buildings and people gets her to Italy, she makes a fateful encounter that will change the life of her and her family forever.

Ancient conspiracies, monsters, government agents, violence, property damage, wild romance, dark secrets hidden behind one's own face and death waiting around every corner...

Or, as Alex calls it: 'Tuesday'.

RATED 16+ FOR

Violence

Swearing

Sensitive Topics

NOTES

For those who would like to read along, a written version is below.

If one doesn't count the price of the hard- and software used, this was made on a budget of zero dollars.

This isn't on YouTube because they would wreck me for the copyrighted music I'm using as temp art. Yes, I could have AI/LLM-generated some soulless placeholders for music, voice acting and even for storyboards, especially given my budget of zero dollars, but guess what? This is my passion project, and I will only treat it with my artistic skill, as well as that of selected, paid other individuals (if I get a budget), and not with number sludge. I'd rather rig together an audio drama with sticks and stones for now, than to use AI/LLM garbage. For the same reason, I can only apologize for my thick German accent and any background noise.

HARDWARE USED

Samsung Galaxy A22 5G

Windows 10 PC with 3,4 gHz intel CPU, 8 GB VRAM NVidia RTX 2070 GPU, 16 GB RAM, 1 TB SSD, Air Cooling Solution, WiFi 6 Card

My brain

My hands

My voice

SOFTWARE USED

Samsung Recorder App

Google Drive

Adobe Audition 2023 (I'm the idiot who actually pays for Adobe)

My mind (Do not recommend)

COPYRIGHTED MUSIC USED AS PLACEHOLDERS

Nintendo - Super Mario Galaxy 2 Original Soundtrack: Starship Mario

Henry Jackman, MARV and 20th Century FOX - Kingsman: The Sectret Service Original Soundtrack: To Become A Kingsman

C.M. Young, Team ASOBI and Sony Interactive Entertainment - Astro Bot Original Soundtrack: Drake's BOTune (Original by Greg Edmonson, Naughty Dog and Sony Interactive Entertainment - Uncharted Original Soundtrack: Nate's Theme)

Henry Jackman, Naughty Dog and Sony Interactive Entertainment - Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Original Soundtrack: Lure Of Adventure

Natalie Holt, Marvel Studios and Disney - Marvel's Loki Original Soundtrack: Loki Green Theme