#source: RTgame

[labitchette]

Scotland: I'm still in the UK. God is dead and my ancestors are restless.

[the-travelers-hub]

Ex-Dark Lord: If the Miis have pores, implying skin that sweats, does that mean the monsters have normal biology as well?

Ex-Dark Lord: If so, then the crunch when you bite into a Tasty Snurp isn’t the lettuce, it’s its exoskeleton.

Main Hero: Why did you feel the need to share that?

Great Sage: Kids can you lighten up a little?

[incorrect-haunted-quotes]

Luke: I really wanna make a good first impression, you know?

Mia: Well, don't worry, you've already failed.

[ramblin64]

love how everyones going "uh guys.. maybe we owe minecraft story mode an apology 😅☝️" yeah maybe you fucking do but i don't. ive loved these games since i was 11 try to keep up

[maryeve-the-bitch]

Dan: Do you want to help me commit arson?

Kevin: What the hell?!

Dan: oh sorry.

Dan, whispering: Do you want to help me commit arson?

Kevin, whispering: of course. what do you need?

[rumbletumblegalaxy-2]

"How dare you interrupt our fan fiction of these productions... you cannot stop my self-insert OC!"

[incorrectwwfquotes]

bret: shawn, if we were trying to play chess with each other, i feel like you'd just be eating the chess pieces

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what if we add more wrongs?

Wesker

[ananinidraws]

Well, we've reached the point, lads. The hyperfixation has been so strong that i'm actually drafting an animation for them. So while i (try to) do that, have some test frames <3

[youtubeminuscontext]

Can I put Mom in the claw machine?

RTGame

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn, out hiking in Canada: "There's a cool rock out here."

Finn Balor, back in Florida: "i'd kinda like a cool rock. 😊"

Sami: "We don't need it."

Finn: "i'd like it though."

Sami: "We don't have space at home to put it in."

Finn: "maybe you don't want to make space. i still want that rock."

Sami: "You don't even know what it looks like!"

Finn: "i'll never know if you don't take it back for me! 😢"

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: when playing poker, you can lose 100% of your money. A: but you can win 3000%. A: do the math boy A: B said this, I haven't seen them in 16 years.

[arson-is-chill-actually]

Is it just me, or do RTGame and Sam Reich give off the same oddly specific vibes?

Feels much older than they actually are

Vibes of always knowing something that the audience doesn’t

One bad day away from becoming a Batman villain

Gets a sense of satisfaction from mentally torturing the people they watch over (Chat and the Dropout cast)

More than willing to commit to a ridiculous bit (source: the time loop ep and the Wind Waker play through)

Minor deity/cryptid/chaos entity vibes

Any way you slice it, definitely Not Fully Human

Has slowly embraced their supervillain-esque characteristics more and more over time

Do

Do you guys get what I’m saying?

Please tell me that I’m not the only one who thinks this

[fluffydancer618]

[Source]

"You wanna know how I even found out my content was being limited? I sat here and refresh the page several times a day of my uploads. And, as the hours passed, I watched slowly as more and more of my content I worked hard on was retroactively flagged. I put hundreds of hours of my life into this content. I'm really proud of it. It's always been my dream to be an entertainer and to do this… And now, I'm sat here, watching parts of my livelihood just disappear. No notification. No fanfare. Just slowly becoming more and more restricted. It's not even about the money for me - although, y'know, I'll happily be paid for the work I do - if your video is limited for ads and demonetized, it reaches less people, that's what really matters to me. And I feel like I'm just watching my career slowly being sapped away, powerless to do anything. It's really depressing."

Please, go support the man by watching his Best of RTGame 2022 video and, in case you don't know who that is but like games-related content, consider subscribing on him and/or following him on Twitch. He's a good lad with a lovely community and completely did not deserve the massacre YouTube putting him through. Thanks.

[rumbletumblegalaxy-2]

"Mr Frodo, it's a long road to Mordor and it's a heavy burden to bear-

Fuck you Sauron! I'm gonna shove it up your ass-"