#source: RTgame

[labitchette]

Scotland: I'm still in the UK. God is dead and my ancestors are restless.

[the-travelers-hub]

Ex-Dark Lord: If the Miis have pores, implying skin that sweats, does that mean the monsters have normal biology as well?

Ex-Dark Lord: If so, then the crunch when you bite into a Tasty Snurp isn’t the lettuce, it’s its exoskeleton.

Main Hero: Why did you feel the need to share that?

Great Sage: Kids can you lighten up a little?

[incorrect-haunted-quotes]

Luke: I really wanna make a good first impression, you know?

Mia: Well, don't worry, you've already failed.

[youtubeminuscontext]

Stop making puns when you're in strangling range, buddy.

Rin Penrose

[maryeve-the-bitch]

Dan: Do you want to help me commit arson?

Kevin: What the hell?!

Dan: oh sorry.

Dan, whispering: Do you want to help me commit arson?

Kevin, whispering: of course. what do you need?

[ramblin64]

love how everyones going "uh guys.. maybe we owe minecraft story mode an apology 😅☝️" yeah maybe you fucking do but i don't. ive loved these games since i was 11 try to keep up

[rumbletumblegalaxy-2]

"There's Little Hope for bussy in this town."

[incorrectwwfquotes]

bret: shawn, if we were trying to play chess with each other, i feel like you'd just be eating the chess pieces

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what if we add more wrongs?

Wesker

[ananinidraws]

Well, we've reached the point, lads. The hyperfixation has been so strong that i'm actually drafting an animation for them. So while i (try to) do that, have some test frames <3

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn, out hiking in Canada: "There's a cool rock out here."

Finn Balor, back in Florida: "i'd kinda like a cool rock. 😊"

Sami: "We don't need it."

Finn: "i'd like it though."

Sami: "We don't have space at home to put it in."

Finn: "maybe you don't want to make space. i still want that rock."

Sami: "You don't even know what it looks like!"

Finn: "i'll never know if you don't take it back for me! 😢"

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: when playing poker, you can lose 100% of your money. A: but you can win 3000%. A: do the math boy A: B said this, I haven't seen them in 16 years.

[youtubeminuscontext]

Oh my god, he fell into the pogchamp!

RTGame

[arson-is-chill-actually]

Is it just me, or do RTGame and Sam Reich give off the same oddly specific vibes?

Feels much older than they actually are

Vibes of always knowing something that the audience doesn’t

One bad day away from becoming a Batman villain

Gets a sense of satisfaction from mentally torturing the people they watch over (Chat and the Dropout cast)

More than willing to commit to a ridiculous bit (source: the time loop ep and the Wind Waker play through)

Minor deity/cryptid/chaos entity vibes

Any way you slice it, definitely Not Fully Human

Has slowly embraced their supervillain-esque characteristics more and more over time

Do

Do you guys get what I’m saying?

Please tell me that I’m not the only one who thinks this

[magistrex]

no daniel you can't have this url

Sideblog dedicated to posting screenshots and reblogging fanart of RTGame's Minecraft avatar, in the style of other [x]-but-everywhere MCYT blogs. Run by @strifesolution. Feel free to tag me in stuff!

Where does the username Magistrex come from?

Original fiction RT used to write. (that he refuses to share with us, smh) [Source]

Where's the skin from?

The Fable 3 male protagonist. [Source]

P.S: I'll give you the URL if you do an IRL Magistex Cosplay. Those are my terms.