#incorrect samifinn quotes

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn, texting Finn whilst he's home in Ireland: "I JUST THOUGHT OF THE CUTEST CAT NAME"

Sami: "JIPPI"

Sami: "IT MEANS YAY IN NORWEGIAN AND IT'S SO CUTE"

Finn Bálor, smiling to himself: "It's 12:30 am for him and this is what he's thinking about."

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor: "Time for a coffee break, let's meet back here after fifteen."

Finn: "…to specify, Sami, I meant after 'fifteen minutes'. Do not drink fifteen coffees."

Sami Zayn, wide-eyed and vibrating: "Too late!"

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn: "Finn slipped on some ice this morning. Landed right on his butt."

Carmella: "Oh my God! Is the ground okay?"

Finn Bálor: 😠

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn: "You know, my Aunt is almost Irish."

Finn Bálor: "...'almost' Irish?"

Sami: "Yeah, her name is 'Iris'."

Finn: 🤦‍♂️

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor: "The Christmas Tree we replanted from last year is wilting a bit, so I put some solar powered lights around it."

Sami Zayn: "He's trying to spruce it up a little."

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor: "You know what it's like when you drink coffee and can't sleep?"

Sami Zayn: "Oh, I'm the total opposite."

Finn: "Really?"

Sami: "Yeah, when I'm asleep I can't drink coffee."

Finn: 🤦

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor: "I know you're salty about us beating you all the time, but you're not the kind to hold a grudge over something like that."

Sami Zayn: "You're free to think that."

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor: "This candle isn't really putting me in the mood like I thought it would."

Sami Zayn: "So it's more of a can't-dle then?"

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor, texting Sami: "hey, i'm stopping by timmy's before i pick you up this morning. want anything?"

Sami Zayn, texting back: "Ah yes, Breakfast At Timothy's."

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor, browsing the soda section: "...'drink Canada Dry'?"

Finn, side-eyeing Sami: "It's like they know I'm thirsty for a Canadian ginger."

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn: "You're not going to eat that entire bag of lentil chips, are you?"

Finn Bálor: "Of course not!"

Sami: "Oh, okay, that's good..."

Finn: "I dropped one on the floor, so obviously I'm not eating that one."

Sami: 🤦

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn, messaging Finn: "Hey babe, I met a guy today, He was really handsome and I think I'm in love with him. His name is Rodger."

Finn Bálor, messaging Sami back: "show me the cat."

*Finn spends the next five minutes "aww'ing" over the picture of the cat*

[magicmalcolm]

Finn Bálor: "Sami's body really is the perfect size, shape and soft-to-firmness ratio to provide the optimal cuddling experience."

[magicmalcolm]

Mall Tannoy System: "Will the family of a 'Sami Zayn' please come collect him from the Starbucks on level one."

Tannoy: "He is doing well, but scared."

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn: "I'm not an early bird or a night owl."

Sami: "I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn: "Finn's a trophy husband in the sense that I feel like a winner every moment we're together."