#source: Animal Crossing

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: So the Earth goes around the Sun, and every four years it does it wrong? That’s… not very comforting

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: [to Wangji] Who did it? Who had to go and shatter your irresistibly adorable little heart?

[incorrectwimpykidquotes]

The world needs people like me to tell everyone what's wrong with them!

Greg

[incorrectpeanutsquotes]

The world needs people like me to tell everyone what's wrong with them!

Lucy

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Khalid: So, T-t-toril goes around the sun, and every four years it d-d-d-does it wrong? That’s…not very comforting.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro: *muffled by their mask* Pretty cool piñata, huh? I thought it should’ve had fireworks blasting out of it but everyone kept saying things like “Pyro, that’s a fire hazard” and “please, not like last time!”

[incorrectsoulcaliburquotes]

Ivy: Alright, I have a math problem for you. There are seven baby birds in a tree when their mother and father come back. How many birds are in the tree now? Sophitia: *starts crying* Ivy: Why are you crying? Sophitia: I’m sorry, I can’t focus on math right now! I’m just so happy the bird family was reunited!

[ladymiraclewings]

Daizzi: It might toughen you up if you were to use more...colorful language. Rose Lavillant: Ohh, you're gonna teach me how to talk in colors? Teach me, teach me!

[totallycorrectfostershome]

So the Earth goes around the Sun, and every four years it does it wrong? That’s… not very comforting.

Eduardo

[incorrectuksies]

race: if you get scared, don't hesitate to leap into my arms. i won't be able to protect you in anyway, but it might look cool.

[bbu-fan-blog]

Billie: Oh yeah, Fantoccio! You wished for "I wish Billie would leave", right?

Billie: How's that going for you?

[incorrectpepperann]

Rivers...are just fish roads.

Milo

[hitchell-mope]

Jay: Oh, no! Not another fan! Curse my movie star good looks and winning personality!

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Oh, no! Not another fan! Curse my movie star looks and winning personality!

Thunderbolt

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Building strong friendships is the key… to taking advantage of everybody!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Ok yeah I have no idea what AC personality Engineer would be but Scout would for sure be a jock bird

Scout: Hey, check me out! No, I'm not talking about my clothes! I wanted you to appreciate my rippling muscles! I think of clothes as the icing on the scrumptious cake that is my jaw-dropping physique! Ha ha!