#sorta??? maybe???? jic

[ohnomysoul]

Something is Rotting.

[fandom-hoarder]

Amelia shamed Sam into adopting a dog, without caring about whether he was willing or able, without caring if that was the best situation for him OR the dog. Not abusive? 🤨

(For legal purposes this is a joke. But also uh 😏 it does tick me off every time I watch that part lol.)

[anyi-arts]

[daz4i]

What if fyodors ability was just secret rats. Secret rats in his sleeves. Secret murder rats. He opens up his coat and there’s pockets full of little guys in there just hanging out.

when we see him kill people in one touch it's actually all the rats getting out of his sleeves and eating that person from the inside really fast

[karlmarxmaybe]

What if Death Note and the vampires want the Death Note because it's the only thing that can kill them. Like. Some vampires want it to get the sweet release of death, some want it as a weapon of vampire coven warfare and some want to destroy it to prevent it from killing them. All the vamps realize pretty soon the power that's really behind Kira and want to find whoever is doing the murders to get the Death Note and maybe some infiltrate the police, which they ususlly wuldn't do because it could get them revealed as vampires, but they really want that note so the leaders of that particular coven approve and they start working with L but L is better at detectiving than they thot and he figures out they're vampires so now he has to walk on eggshells to both catch Kira and prevent the vampires from getting to him. All of that and also not make it look like his investigation is going nowhere, because then they'll deem him useless and likely eat him; or like he's discovered their true plans, because then they'll eat him for sure.

Parallels between Light trying not to get caught by the police and L trying not to get caught by the vampires

What if he, as if by accident, lets Light find out about the vampires in the police. He "forgets" a folder with all the intel he's collected from the vampires at the police in a place where Light (and only Light) will find it. If the highly sus guy actually IS Kira, he'll kill the vampires and L will be safe from them. And this will, in turn, reveal Light as Kira definetely.

And then Light does kill the vampires and so the other vampires are now aware that he knows about them, and L knows for sure that Light is Kira, but he can't prove it without exposing the vampires, and he doesn't know who he can trust for that since they did infiltrate the police, they must have connections. And now Light knows about vampires and in his typical level-headedness has decided to exterminate them all, but L does more research starting from the info he stole from the vampires and eventually discovers that most vampires don't kill humans but instead steal bloodbags to drink because being a vampire is a curse and Light has started to kill some of the ones that don't kill humans and also his execution of the leader of a vampire coven has created a power vacuum that sparks a coven war and bloodshed is spilled with innocent people caught in the crossfire and L has to grapple with his own responsibility in this for telling Light about the vampires. Now L has innocent blood, both human and vampire, in his hands.

And Light is fucking spiraling in glee because he's finally found a group of people he can murder without moral worries because he thinks they're all evil even though most of them just wanna steal bloodbags and be left alone, and L eventually decides to get the evidence of non-murderer vampires to him in the hopes that he stops killing them. Like, he sends him an anonymous package with the evidence and Light's like "shit, somebody knows" and also determines to keep killing vampires because they're causing people to die by stealing blood from hospitals (his reasoning) and L ends up handing his research to the detectives that he's sure are not vampires (and also the press, jic). This causes a fucking vampageddon: the vampire covens, having been exposed by L's meticulous research, must retreat from public intervention, since now they fear humans capturing them and starving them of blood (blood starvation doesn't actually kil them, they just sorta dry up and mummify until they drink blood again, but it's an incredibly tortuous process). They do not have the numbers to fight humans in open war, nor could they capture all of them to have a supply of food. Their one functional strategy, hunting people from the shadows, has been blown.

And now there's people online who've put together that Kira is killing vampires and they're on his side, and he gets a cult status and L is under investigation for hiding the vampire stuff for so long and he exposes Light and shit goes down even more I don't know someone write this fanfic

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[smoozie]

God fanfics are a fun and games until one character overreacts to a situation and it pisses me off

[abiik]

tbh i genuinely thought lavagirl & sharkboy were siblings....

[boomerang109]

i love when my dad invites his girlfriend over so i’m trapped in my room for hours

[puppyluver256]

Feelin’ musical and in an AU mood tonight

I wanna talk about Arcana Lily more but, like, in terms of music this time. Cuz Persona fans know how great the music in that series is, and I wanna associate parts of Arcana Lily with really cool music that isn’t just a “chill relaxing stuff that Habit prolly plays over the Habitat’s PA system” sorta deal...though some of ‘em would be that, of course (and also the SFM soundtrack is lovely and most of it is on my relaxing playlist, apart from the one that y’all know isn;t ;-) ). So here I goooooooo with rough approximations for the mood I’m going for. Well, a couple examples are Exact, but at that point it’s just SFM soundtrack. X3

Real world stuff Walkin’ around town (decided to name said town Laurel Heights): Your Affection (and yes I know this is sung by a Japanese vocalist while SFM--and thus this AU--takes place in the states, you don’t think my FK would be at least a little bit of a nerd and regularly listen to music from anime/video games? because they absolutely would) At school (calling it Astiris High School): Trainer School Hangin’ out with friends: Daily Life (for daytime hangouts) / New Lumos (for nighttime hangouts) Part-time jobs: ONBS Building Home: The Terrace

The other world “Eden” General non-affiliated Eden: PSA Hesperides, the Garden of Loneliness: Divine Bloodlines, or maybe this Gametal mix of Bloody Tears (guess this hints to whose Garden this would be without even having to drop a name huh ;P ) Nysa, the Garden of Indulgence: A Deep Mentality (and also while I’m on the subject, please take a listen to the Dancing Moonlight remix of this, Lotus Juice works magic as always) Themyscyra, the Garden of Fear: GaMetal’s remix of The Ultimate Show Avalon, the Garden of Scent: The Enchanted Earth / The Sleeping Village Ram Setu, the Garden of Regret: Ancient Cistern Lemuria, the Garden of Secrets: Rush Hour The Habitat Biarmaland, the Garden of Smiles: The Apartments Final Garden (not naming because super spoilers in case I write fic of this): Collapsing Time Rift (WARNING: there’s a rainbow overlay cycle on this vid and that might cause some eyestrain if you look at it for too long, it’s subtle and doesn’t cycle too quickly but jic)

Battle themes Normal battle: Theme of Bayonetta - Mysterious Destiny (it’s the instrumental version that was used in Smash, not really too invested in looking up the lyrical one oops) Miniboss (in specific Gardens): Tomorrow Is Mine (another Smash instrumental) Side bosses (like just from wandering around the outer parts of Eden or as part of s-link questlines): Let’s Dance, Boys! (another Smash version, not specifically labeled as instrumental so dunno if it’s originally got lyrics to it or not) Garden boss: Killing Two Birds Battle with Habit: Doctor Habit (because of course) but like...mixed in a less frantic way, I guess? Or maybe there’s a better way of thinking of this idk. Also tempted to throw in the Smash mix of Mad Monster Mansion, but that’s moreso just part of me sometimes still getting mental images of him in Smash and not anything really serious. XD maybe that one would signify he’s not really taking things seriously? Final battle (again, not clarifying anything for potential super-spoilers): Death Wish (WARNING: video has flashing effects that might cause eyestrain or MUCH WORSE idk how serious the effect would be for you just take precautions and maybe like scroll down to the comments section if you click this and that’s a Thing you need to watch out for) The inevitable superboss fight with Carla because this has happened with every Velvet Room assistant since Elizabeth and like hell am I keeping paper lady out of this: Aria of the Soul (Ultimate mix)

[worldwell-a2]

uh i’ve got some Kit Content behind the cut but some of it is a little body horror-y, so maybe don’t look if u hate that. there’s no pictures or anything but !!! jic ya don’t wanna read it.

anyway

kit always seems to know somebody with some magical ability around, or knows how to make friends with them quickly in whatever town she’s stopping in, because she gets into a lot of trouble and fights, etc. it’s not at all unusual for her to have a limb hanging off or, like, having some part of her skin torn away from an attack that it exposes the muscle or even the bone beneath. it’s not safe for her to walk around looking like a zombie, so it’s always good to have someone around who can fix her up. 

sometimes, when she’s far away from any city or town or what have you, and can’t immediately get to any magical help, she’ll stitch herself up. she doesn’t really feel pain (she doesn’t really feel anything!) so it’s not so bad, but the first time she had to do it was really weird and she sort of felt a little ill but that was probably just all in her head. 

she takes her bandanna with her everywhere, and not just because it’s useful for Crime Stuff. not that she gets into a lot of that!!! but there’s been more than one occasion where she’s had her face really badly damaged and, like, there will be literal chunks of it missing, and she has to wear it so she doesn’t freak anybody out. especially skeeter! lmao! he didn’t know she was dead for ages and she really wanted to keep it a secret from him until it became something she couldn’t hide anymore. 

as well as not feeling anything, she doesn’t really have any bodily fluids? like, she doesn’t sweat and she doesn’t bleed or any of that. the only thing her clothes have to contend with is, like, dust and dirt and general stuff that gets clothes dirty when you’re travelling. 

animals fuckin hate her, also! she was really heartbroken when both of her cats sorta... rejected her as soon as she came back from the dead, though she sort of knew it was coming bc they avoided her family too lmao. her horse is sort of used to her but she still really creeps him out. it sucks because she really enjoys riding but, oh well! c’est la mort!!! 

she is technically possessed by an evil spirit that does occasionally make her do some really fucked up shit. she isn’t aware of any of the stuff she does when she gets properly taken over but, uh, it happens, and it really rattles her every time it does! she killed a guy that she needed information out of last time and it really fucked her up but, lol. 

she made it really clear to bernadette when she left that she probably wouldn’t be coming back and, ideally, after she kills bishop, she wants that to be the end. she wants to find some way to die and be reunited with her family. she truly goes thru hell the entire time she’s looking for bishop, tho, and nobody manages to kill her, so she thinks that there’s some sort of Ultra Specific Monster Killer Only way to kill her and... well, she kills the one monster hunter she knows. 

so, after bishop’s gone... kit isn’t. she’s just sort of around after that? forever? she keeps travelling, and stays with skeeter for a while, but he’s only mortal and he does eventually die. bernadette does too. kit doesn’t really let herself get attached to anybody after that because, frankly, it hurts too much? she’ll accidentally get attached to someone every now and then, but then they die, and it just sucks! 

[celeste-i]

u ever think there might be Undertones to people joking that u, a black woman, is butch even if u don't id that way. bc like u can very well be chivalrous and warm and strong without iding as butch. if not then sorry! but i see the same thing far too much out of an assumption that black women are more masculine to not mention it to u jic

mmm my friends are white so it could be that but I think they joke mostly bc I am very masculine. I have been thinking that I am butch or maybe nb bc I do reject femininity and have a weird relationship with being a woman. I still don't know if it's fine as a bisexual to call myself butch since I've seen conflicting sides since the discourse first started, but I think it's at least something to strive for. I appreciate the concern I guess but my friends that joke abt it are bi as well and are sorta warming me up to the idea of being butch thru it. There definitely could be racist undertones but it never really appeared that way to me and it's been helpful almost

[terryboot]

job hunting fucking sucks

the holidays start for me next week (thank fuck) but that means i am running out of time to find another job. My original plan was to find something before i hand in my resignation (which i’m going to do after christmas) so that i could spend the first part of the year settling into the new job and then during the middle of the year sign up for uni (probably...maybe). but if i can’t find another job then idk what im gonna do cause like i cant go back to not having an income but also i kinda hate where im currently working. 

that being said i’ve sorta been thinking about a plan b jic i don’t find another job soon. i guess if that happens i’ll just not resign and come back to work here and try and find somewhere else to work mid year and probably make it clear to my boss that i don’t intend to stay longer than that. cause like i also kinda feel bad about leaving my job in its current state - i can almost guarantee that next year they will want to switch back to our previous digital video system and it feels kinda shitty to dump someone new in that situation. plus i’ve kinda come up with a plan on how to tackle that switch in case i am still here?? 

mostly i just need to make sure i keep getting paid and i’ll work whatever job will make that happen even if i kinda hate it

idk i just hate job searching a lot